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From the moniker I knew this one's head won't be correct

luminouz:
That FUQ?

Who is she?

She needs your help

I don't know why I find your writeup amusing! But Sister don't worry ehn we ve got you covered.
@ luminouz is here for you.

Nice! They should not disclose her location because you don't know who's who.

Okomwen! Nai children blood dem wan drink dis December?
Accident involving children everywhere.

seeing those yams just brought back memories of pounded yam with egusi soup.
Oh mamamia.

Bodyodour:
Gosh!!Whoever that says money doesnt bring happiness is fucking stupid. Vanity crew,keep off.

Just pray you never get to that point!
I can categorically tell you money does not bring happiness.

J111333:
Kikiki, are you their only son or child?

You should've started working on this long time. I think it may already be late for you to be a man in their eyes but try to create a balance else they will get wife for you and even draw sex time table join sef.

I'm an only son, have a married elder sister, and dad is late so you can imagine what would've been happening to people like me with only ladies around if I hadn't started becoming a man on time rather than being the baby of the house they wanted me to. It was a tough emotional battle before I graduated from Junior to Senior in my papa house. Even though mumsy and sis dey call me that Senior with mockery, I still like am like that.

Not an only son but it seem I'm their favorite!

Dtruthspeaker:
You have said the magic words "I tried to stay away", then you returned to it "I created another problem".

First, you did not create the other Problem, they did that and they must, because you were solving the first problem and it was working (that is what you should have been seeing).

For, if they did not react to your solution, it means it was not working or the problem never existed. But since they reacted, then your solution was yielding it's desired results.

Then you made the mistake of abandoning it. Now, you are going to have to push harder and longer for as it is said, there is nothing in this world which we do not pay the price to acquire it, be it a car, a wife or freedom. A price must be paid, if you truly desire it!

I could not stay away; I didn't call and didn't take their calls either, then I feeling somehow, whenever I see their calls I get panic attacks
' could it be something bad has happened'

luminouz:
Lol...


God.bless ya huzle bro

Amen.
Bless your own too

mariahAngel:
Go take a clooooooooooooooooose look at her; does she look poor and ugly to you?

So you think it's only ugly and poor people that go sliding into people's Dm? I've seen them .

luminouz:
Lol....u still dey school?

If I dey school by this time I for don go wash my head for my village river.

I no get job na shentro I dey do

luminouz:
Lmaoooo

I missed our banters bro...

Anyways.. Have a good one

Banters with a petulant child ?
You are @ work so face your job and leave nairaland.
This petulant child does not have job

okalo:
I pray o

Abi nor b Benin u reside

I'm not just saying, I know what I'm saying.
It might not be Benin city per say but the landed property is in Benin city

luminouz:
Hello sweetie!!!

Been a while, you miss me?


N.B: Na you even comment after me....

Come o luminouz are you sure you are not possessed?
Why should I miss you ?

She saw a rich fine man why won't the holy spirit minister to her ?
That's how they go about trying their luck everywhere, ;I believe this isn't her first time

Nigeria is a huge joke! I don't subscribe to the idea of protesting it would have been a better approach, lecturers and students in the March against the government refusal to honour the agreement they had in the past.

lemme comman look for way to contact my lecturer that gave me a D because I didn't buy his textbook that year.
I get job for am

jidamsel43:
Do what you can for them. Never use the harsh word on them. If they have other means to get assistance, I believe they won't disturb you much. Your parents are your world. treat them well

Their own is not money , they are over protective! They want to know everything,they keep saying prophet said this, prophet said that.

Dtruthspeaker:
I stand to be corrected but I think you had at first sought to please them even beyond yourself and your siblings.

If this is true then your error is that you showed them that they come first.

So if this is true, then it's time you show them that you are taking care of you

Yes I did put them first! But I no wan do again it's mentally exhausting.
I tried to stay away I created another problem.
Egbewamwomwen!

students should go and do something with their time, this is an opportunity to develop themselves.

Okomwen! Kemi has started again

Okomwen! Egbewamwomwen how can a sensible person be praying for war?
Op do you have properties or a business that you've managed to build into an empire ? I guess not else you won't have been praying for war.

All these prophet of doom. They always foresee negative things.

Until ladies stop giving us Pussy before marriage.
I don't see that happening

CalliDora1:
Huh? Your parents? This generation is losing it. I mean... You're refering to your parents who nutured you from cradle to this stage as Intruders? Because of friends who will dump you the moment things go south? You need to have a rethink and know that family comes first. I wish my parents were still alive.

You don't know how good a thing is until you lose it.


Give them all the attention now they are alive. You can have many other friends as you want but you can never have another parents. Show them love now.

I appreciate all they did for me quite alright but I don't know if it's obsession or something else it's frustrating me.
I just want to have my space.

Dtruthspeaker:
Your error is that you are weak and were weak in their eyes and you have not shown them your boundaries!

Could you please explain the weakness and how can I set the boundaries.

crackhaus:
Why won't you call your parents even once for a whole week?

We don't engage in any relevant discussion as regards current trends.

Oizee:
Lol, op no mind them, they will always see u as that little baby, mothers are even worse, they will never believe u are old enough to know what's right for you or decisions to make.
As for calling, it doesn't take much of your time to just dial their number and say hello.
U ain't married yet and they are already panicking for lack of attention, and hating on an unknown friends they think is taking ur attention away from them, well I pity ur future wife already if u don't stand ur ground now.
This reminds me of my late Mum, she used to give my tailor d style she should sew for me even when I was already in school and thought I was a big girl. When ever I wore them my roommates would laugh at me and ask why I didn't reduce them to my size? I became tired of giving them explanation, It eventually stopped when I started buying the clothes myself from my pocket money, I buy and sew in Kano before coming home.
Traveling is another wahala, always called to know d present location.

But if u are not the only child, ur case supposed to be different.
my older brothers were so free then. During weekends or holiday, u won't still see dem at home, either playing PS in friends house or in soccer house watching football, Always requesting for recharge cards in sch but they never called to even acknowledge it when they received it.

I'm not an only child so I don't know why the obsession.

They did not ban those thieves called Emirates.
Well it's a welcome development but I got an information that AirFrance has been flying to Abuja during that covid lockdown.
Even those who had to renew their documents and were trapped due to the lockdown left

Ryan03:
pls just shut up. How many Nigerian men have flat tummy at his age? Just come online to insult your father

What's wrong with you ? My dad is older than this man and has a flat stomach.
You think everyone is like your father ?