₦airaland Forum

bulldoza:
No

You are only only wailing in your misery because of the shame your whòre mother, whòre dirty hookěr sisters and nonentity drunkąrd old foól father is bringing to you. You will all perish very soon.
Bastąrd miserable sick son of a whòre

I actually needed to hose, vacuum clean and disinfect ya sisters pvssies before it became d1ck worthy you know all sorts of trash like lice, maggots, flies, infections had to go and i almost changed my mind many times during the process and by the time your sisters got outta quarantine they were totally transformed and you wonder why they don't want to leave me even though I totally destroyed their pvssies elasticity

Some sick sh1t is going on in your family and your sisters are forever greatfull i rescued them from it

bulldoza:

Dry stupíd nonsense

Well, coming from a rétard, what else can we expect
The only cure to your misery to plead with your WHÒRE MOTHER to reveal to you who your real father is coz that nonentity drunkąrd old foól is definitely not your father.
Your whòre is so filthy that she can service the whole community,young and old, agbero, merura anything that just have a cork. That habit is what your sisters have inherited and I know for sure that they won't be as lucky as your miserable whòre mother. They will all perish by HIV and sexualy transmitted disease.

Go get a job dolt. Bastąrd miserable son of a whòre.

Bwahahahahahahaha

I might send you a video clip of one of your sisters tapping out in the process of getting her Pvssy continuously rammed by moa if you ask nicely and when you see her begging for mercy and I ignore, don't blame me, she Started it

Why you no edit my diss this time na as per my instructions ? I actually take pride in being a great online coach you know

Sofree Sofree dey cry you hear

Okay so na here una hide the thread abi? Anyway I don show so from January 21 upwards na me and una

ultron see as these people take dey flex our bushmeat leave us since

bulldoza:
LOL!
WHAT A WASTE OF A FILTHY PIG
YOUR WHÒRE MOTHER YOU HAVE USED YOU TO DO MENSES

Pvssy recalibration yhup! one of ya sisters would give give the testimony You betcha!
Bwahahahahahahaha
Bwahahahahahahaha

I can see your editing is improving but still, you're still an otondo from A-DULL-oh college

;P

bulldoza:
OKAY

Are you tapping out?

Ezquerro:
I understand every movie...Genius Me! I understand every movie...Genius Me!

OH! good then so please tell me, at the end of inception, were dicaprio and crew still in a dream world or the real world?

bulldoza:
May this be all my enemy's portion.

Trust me your sisters pvssies were crushed far worse than the bikeman by my ruthless freight train without brakes a.k.a Kaptain Stabbinn


Bwahahahahahahaha

Also as you wish me so be it to you


You dey form enemy here but you ain't even worthy enough to be my enemy if I ever wanted one little catspawn

ultron:
ive got no choice,,,,i need my bro alive and kicking...last night,he just kept screaming “CHICKEN“...
Sooooo,you got a better idea?

Well you know what they say ...................................guilty conscience knows no sleep

bulldoza:
What da fùck!

Ofcoz i don't have any condolences


Since your mother is a filthy whòre and your father is nonentity drunkąrd.

Bwahahahahahahaha he pain am oh

Have not even started with you and you're already suffocating like this
See yourself? sense you no get diss you no sabi edit you no sabi edit see as you edit my flows but still leave many insults to yourself inside...........mehn ! You dull sha you be mega otondo I swear... Olodo rabata

By the way tell your sisters say the first one among them to regain enough elasticity to be able to grip a fat tuber of yam will be welcomed back into my harem for pvssy recalibration now of you go

N:B do a better editing job this time

micronut:
NYSC DG DISCREDITS THE BAN OF HIJAB , SAYS "NOBODY CAN BAN THE USE OF HIJAB

"Yesterday, (25th of November, 2015), several media houses misled Nigerians by spreading false headlines that Hijab has been banned in the NYSC scheme. Immediately, the National executives of the Muslim Corpers’ Association of Nigeria (MCAN) contacted the Director General of the scheme through a letter and Text messages to verify the news going viral.

Prior to the misleading news from the media, the National Executives of MCAN met with the DG on (Tuesday, 24 of November, 2015 which corresponds to the 12th of Safar, 1437AH)with respect to the same Hijab and harassment of Corps members issue in some states. In the meeting, the DG assured MCAN of collectively creating a lasting solution to the issues we raised.

On (Wednesday, 25 of November, 2015 which corresponds to the 13th of Safar, 1437AH) The DG discredited the misleading news of some media houses and bloggers such as Punch, Daily trust, and Linda Ikeji among others. He reaffirmed his willingness to work with MCAN executives to attain a better NYSC. The following text messages were exchanged between the DG and MCAN to reach a consensus on the issue, as we await an official document to this effect;

MCAN“Good day sir, please can you kindly clarify the news on the Ban of hijab.
Thank you
”25th of November, 2015 – 04: 59pm

Director General of NYSC;
“Nobody can ban the use of Hijab in NYSC. We are only pleading that due to the current security situation in the country, our corps members are requested to try and avoid use of Long Hijab. However, what’s your own view and advice on it?
Thanks
”25th of November, 2015 – 05: 08pm

MCAN“It is a great honour and privilege to be given the opportunity to advice. We advise a hijab to the knee and a three quarter trousers. We have also asked our members to cooperate with the security agencies to maintaining peace and order during checking and to report suspicious persons. It is a great opportunity having your personality as DG, We pray for your long life and health.
Thanks
”25th of November, 2015 – 06 : 44pm

Director General of NYSC;
“This is fine, I will ensure that this is conveyed to all the states orientation camp to guide them.
Thanks and God bless.
”25th of November, 2015 – 06 : 50pm

Based on our discussion with the DG, all Muslim corps members are hereby informed that; White Hijabs which is up to the knee level and three quarter trousers are now accepted by NYSC pending the time the security challenges in the country will be totally eradicated, it’s very difficult to compromise our religious conventions to this extent by accepting to use Hijabs which are not up to the feet or ankle level however the DG pleaded we accept his offers in order to prevent any security threat. In addition , the DG also promised to send directives to all the NYSC staffs.

Hence, Kindly report any military or NYSC personal to your MCAN state Amir if you are harassed or ordered to take off your hijab, provided it’s around the knee level. In Sha Allah, we shall communicate further information to you shortly. As we await an official communication to this effect. Thus, we enjoy you to stay calm. We advise all Corps Members to submit to security checks, be respectful, obedient, tolerant, prayerful and above all, report any provoking issue(s) to the rightful bodies in order to prevent any form of regrettable violence.

Kindly disregard all the misleading and false information from media houses. Get a first-hand information from MCAN in regards to Muslim corps members’ affairs.

Furthermore, we enjoy all media houses to deploy investigative journalism before passing out information, as passing of wrong information of this nature can turn the country into total mess. We also use this medium to call the attention of the Ministry of Information to control the flow of unprofessional and misleading News.

Special Appreciations to;The NYSC Director General : Brigadier General Johnson Olawunmi, NSCIA ,
The Muslim Youth League in Da’awah, MSSN,MURIC, FOMWAN, CRITERION, Other Islamic Bodies, Individuals and Sisters’ Organisations who showed support through Calls , messages and media campaigns.

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Mtcheeeew you come think say even with your white knee length hijab I go go near any of your potential suicide bombers?

sonOfLucifer:
You are really dull.

I dey tell you

philips70:
If you know Okowa you will know he will never want to be identified with a party where a certain governor turned himself to a party spokesman and be bashing the president daily, the party official spokesman releases senseless statements daily and one that call himself FFK also daily blabs and threaten a full section of the country. The PDP needs to look inwards and do internal purging plus rein in their abusive members so they can come back presenting themselves as a responsible opposition.

And you know okowa right? rubbish

Bigprozzie:

Typical id1ot

bashydemy:
What happen to His Deputy? are they not running on the same ticket?

Not unless he has won and been declared winner

bulldoza:

Lol!
Hopeless jobless dumbfùck

BASTĄRD Son of a whòre

Don't worry Okay

Your misery will be over if your whòre mother reveal to you who your useless father is

Certainly not that smelly madman with huge flies buzzing around his exposed member and scrotum that dragged your mother from the streets into the nearby bushes and gave a bloody good ramming to her piglike squeals of ecstasy rumor has it that the madman has been known to have been doing that to your mom since before you were born so don't go too far in your daddy search you can try and steal the madman's hair or tissue sample whenever he's asleep for a DNA test although if he should wake up and catch you he will bend you over and ram your ar$e sore like he used to when you were younger.......yep, I went through your medical file and saw your psychotherapist's report and got your sisters to tell me the rest of the gist you have my condolences




Modified

You're welcome to plagiarize, edit and cancel my flows
Dunghill rat

Daniel Craig gets my vote, the other bonds were bonds of their respective eras vis-a-vis cold war, trade wars, proxy wars and industrial/technological espionage. This is the Era of anti-terrorism, religo-politico fanaticism, powerful cabals and shadow organization with moles inside many spy agencies who shoot before they negotiate and commit mass murder to gain notoriety among potential recruits so Daniel Craig is the ideal bond of our era who shoots first and asks questions later as a would be suicide bomber won't give Pierce Brosnan time to drain down his martini while explaining his big bang theory to the pretty lady he's chatting up as he/she would just blow Pierce up into pink mist with body parts flying every where
Among all the popular big TV anti-terror pseudo spies assassins and law enforcers James Bond had the weakest character prior to Daniel Craig and a poll in a British magazine on which of the J.B's(jack Bauer, Jason Bourne and James Bond) you would trust the fate of humanity to if the world was in danger influenced the decision to make Craig a more ruthless less sentimental bond and box office returns says it worked needless to say that Pierce Brosnan's bond came at the bottom of that poll and Bauer and Bourne were a close first and second as everyone knew that those two would do anything to win it's a pity they lost a few fans like some of you but gaining so many more fans in the process

cupidhero:
Nothing special! DC rules!

Sacrilege

bulldoza:
GOOD FOR YOU

WHAT MORE CAN WE EXPECT FROM A CRETIN

Chai!! The last one pain am die oh!

He pain am enter bone oh!

He even had to plagiarize and edit my flows sef

Don't worry you hear, I'll give your sisters time to recover from my incessant ramming and regain some elasticity in their pvssies okay
Just tell me, is it true that you have some young nubile female cousins yet to get their first taste of the D? Just send me their address or better yet I'll get it from one of your sisters let me go and school their juicy pvssies in

I promise your sisters cvnts will obey young's elasticity modulus to varying degrees of success depending on how much attention I had previously given them individually ................................................... Well eventually anyway .
Bwahahahahahahaha

ultron:
well,,guess i‘ll just have to burn the last piece of bone

Not no! That'll banish the poor spirit for good

Bigprozzie:
La

Bwahahahahahahaha

Are you going to give up so easily?

Already using pictures(sign language) to communicate this early? Are you stylishly begging me to go easy on you jellyfish?

bulldoza:

Coward

Which cavity would you be communicating your vowel trade with? Hope not your a$s notoriously sodomized by your father? .

And on fvcking myself, I'll pass as it isn't necessary your b1tch sisters fvck me well already and am responsible for them walking with so much swagger(bow legged)

Bigprozzie:
Another Biafran Ipod youth



They are always angry

I won't be as daft and moronic as you in this case, mor0ns like you need to create stereotypes in order to be able to arrange the world into their level of understanding so rather than ascribing your stupidity to your assumed region I will place it squarely where it rightly belongs - - - with you! And just so you know, you still failed woefully in your stereotyping attempt cretin I will never fit into any stereotype that your jellyfish brain creates........oops! jellyfishes have no brains now do they?

bulldoza:
Mstcheewu

I blame myself

This what you get when you argue with a cretin and a bastąrd miserable son of a whòre and a nonentity drunkąrd old foól father.
Be healed ijn

Bwahahahahahahaha

How many years, dictionaries and English tutors did you need to come up with that recycled trash? seriously, I'll give you a break and forgive you now go and sin no more boy

Bigprozzie:
Please do me a favor sir

Go and Die

I will.


After you go to lagos-ibadan expressway and lovingly embrace the first speeding dangote truck coming from the opposite direction

Idi0t!

Bigprozzie:
Good one. Yorubas are highly respected
When will the world take Igbos seriously?

Behave yourself!! You just triggered every idi0t alert on nairaland

bulldoza:
Senseless jobless frustrated retąrd.


Go to your father's room
Your whòre mother is naked and waiting for you.

*pukes*

Do you take me for a ret@rd like you and your family? Must you announce that you and your mother give each other head? for your information me and the rest of the sane world are extremely disturbed by you and your family's depravity

Shazee74:
When Rotimi Amaechi was in PDP and d supreme court ruled dat its party we vote for and not candidate dats y its d party symbol and not d candidate's face dat is on d ballot paper and omeha was substituted with Amaechi y didn't pdp call 4 a new election then. Amaechi became governor without doing a single campaign in 2007 now because dey r loosing dey want fresh election

That was an already concluded election with a party declared winner. In this case as @ the time of Audu's death he was still a candidate and not a governor elect and an election can't have a dead candidate on the polls can it?

Muritino:
The question is: Did late Prince Audu vote? If YES.
Then, Fayose is a bigger lier and should pls engage the service of a competent Legal adviser.

He voted but the election remains inconclusive meaning we are still in the middle of the elections meaning that audu is still a candidate and not yet a governor elect and now he is dead before being elected and as such his votes can not be transferred to another candidate without the National Assembly creating a law to that effect or the Supreme Court adjucating on the case since our Constitution doesn't cover for it. It is not up to the electoral commission to create a precedence or to interpret the laws

alcmene:
Honestly APC be like invoking the god of sango on Fayose

We need more of Ayodele Fayose in our politics because APC, from their body language doesn't care about the common man

Long live Fayose the hero of democracy....the rescuer of his people

AMEN!!

ultron:
well,if it‘s a ghost cuzing this then,am left with only 1 option...
Call for help...from ‘hunters‘
the ‘supernatural‘ brothers...


Sam & dean winchester

Not a malevolent spirit just an aggrieved spirit whose life was cut short by your brother's knife so ghost busting isn't required

bulldoza:
Your(my) father bleeped your mother into bow legged stupor

That don't make you kin to me a$swipe