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jomoh:
Lol. I go remind u about d land o.

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I've got little tolerance for bullshiits. I don't read it. Same goes for people like barcanista, Olisah metuh, FFK.

and somehow you think the rest of us do actually give a Damn about your opinion or lack of it?

lagmostkuit:
I totally agree with him!

I love Fayose I love GEJ .

a girl after my heart with opinions in sync with mine

IndianaJay:
I don't understand............

These people always have the same stories: ''I am not a thief, I am a mechanic, I don't have house so I sleep on the street, this is my first operation, I am not a thief".

Barawo ne.

I don't trust the Nigerian police either with good reason... arresting and parading innocent people is something they are notoriously known to do so for me I would more readily accept the testimony of the suspects until proven otherwise as I have once been a victim of the police's perversion and miscarriage of justice though I was fortunate enough to have money to bail myself but the money still dey pain me though it was a decade ago because my crime was watching a football match at a viewing center by 1pm in the afternoon while the police claimed the viewing center was a criminal hideout

omojeesu:
I only hope PMB won't dissapoint the SWest at the end of the day!

. in the voice of Femi kuti "I sorry sorry oh! I sorry for Yoruba peeps"

baba2nday:
Reference:The 3-Eyed crow replies "You will never walk again, Bran..But you will Fly"

I don't think he meant flying in its literal form

Phame:
speak english.

seriously? or maybe you should go back to school cos it can't get simpler than that

Phame:
NO! The ones fixed by gej's spirit language. You all told us gej fixed them then .

shut up fool gej time frame stated 2016 as the year the refineries would resume production gradually after the completion of the turn around maintainance but your Daura President magician came and claimed to have done it a year ahead of schedule by plugging loopholes with his body odour

she will never be governor you Apc clowns

Gbola5:
Your burbled baubles bore me. Now i think you're a contra. What happened to telling a good story ?

now where did I hear that from?

Arisha:
Brandon flying!! Tf . is the teaser for season 6 alrdy out?

I don't think they mean flight in its most literal sense I think they mean warging with a dragon or some great bird of prey but not with his physical body and besides flying will be the least of his abilities as the greenseer

Jduck13:
I have researched this topic and found out General Grevious Killed 23 Jedi And Fought Mace Windu and tied him But Mace windu Found the generals shatterpoint He has No force power So the next time they meet up he force crushes his stomach and leaves him with the Cough We see on episode 3 Obi-One beat grievious because Mace told Obi-One General Grievious's Shatterpoint. This Is why I say General Grievious is so deadly with a Lightsaber
But he does have a flaw his inability to use the force if he could use the force he would be one of the most Powerful Ever (killed by Obi-One)

Mace Windu Killed Kar Vastor and Beat Palpatine he also is the only one with a purple lightsabercant say to much about him he speaks for himself

Tulak Hord
It was said of Hord that he was the greatest of the ancient lightsaber masters of the Sith. Kreia stated that compared to him, all the greatest masters since were as children playing with toys.
Luke Skywalker Is the #1 Duelist and #1 With a Lightsaber because He beat The most Powerful Sith Ever Darth Vader

Darth Vader Has most Minichloriance and Killed Count Dooku and Obi-One not including 23 Other Jedi Not including all the other sith he killed when he was Anakin. This Leaves Darth With over 25  Kills Making Him the most Powerful Duelist Other Than Luke (Killed By Luke )


Obi-One Is a Wise Powerul mostly Smart fighter He won all of his battles with his ability to  outsmart the other Person Look at how he beat Grievious how he beat Maul How he Beat Anakin and think about it why he did not beat Count because Count was Smarter than Him He had More Age More experiance and wisdom this is why Obi-One did not beat Count

This means Obi-One high Up there as a duelist But not the most Powerful with a Lightsaber Hes jus smart (Killed By Vader)

Darth Maul Darth Maul Is the only person ever to be seen wielding a Saber staff not only that But Darth Maul at one point just about beat Darth Sidiuos In a Lightsaber Battle The story goes Like this     
    Sidious abandoned Maul on an isolated Outer Rim world, forcing him to survive alone while being hunted by hordes of assassin droids. After a month's time, his master returned and challenged his apprentice to a duel, one which Maul quickly lost. Sidious then told Maul that he had failed and he had been secretly training a replacement for him. Rage and hatred overwhelmed Maul and in one final act of defiance, he nearly defeated his master. When Maul's emotions were finally spent, he prepared himself for death, yet his master laughed instead. By wanting to kill his own master, Maul had in fact passed the final test.
      He did not officially beat His master but this was after having to survive on his own and fight hundreds of battle droids and this was early in Darth Mauls Life as a sith He had just become one at that time which makes me think that In episode 1 darth Maul was stronger than sidious. (defeated by qui-Gonn and Obi-One)

Count Dooku He held his own against Yoda Beat Obi-One and Killed Master Syfodius theres not much to say about him he speaks for himself (defeated By Anakin)

Darth sidious a.k.a Emperor Palpatine defeated The 3 Jedi helping Mace windu Arrest Palpatine and he beat Yoda also he killed  Ashka Boda Geith Empatojayos Brand
This Shows that sidious is Very Powerful (defeated By Mace windu and Killed by Vader)


                              There is no way to Say who is best Because of all the possibilitys of people lettig people win and There is no pattern to say who is the best Therefore the best cannot be Thought of There is one who does stand out above the rest and it is Luke Skywalker therefore He is the greatest of all U have seen what I have came up with from the data now u use it to come up with your own conclusions

the best light saber duellist ever was mace master windu and that is because of two reasons
1. his light saber technique which he invented is the seventh, Final and ultimate form of light saber combat and is known as the vapaad and a vapaad master was unbeatable in combat excluding other factors such as control for vapaad was a technique that teetered on the edge of falling into the dark side so a vapaad master needed to continuously analyze himself and his motives actions and consequences so as not to fall prey to the dark side through the vapaad trap. There were only two people to ever master vapaad mace windu and his prodigy and one time padawan depa bilabar who eventually ended up catatonic when forced to face what she had become others who attempted vapaad ended up being mastered by vapaad and falling into the dark side even without them knowing it and when kar vastor beat mace windu it was not in armed combat besides kar vastor was a younger stronger bigger kinsman of mace windu who could wield the force with such power as windu never had plus I think windu intentionally lost the fight. no one else ever beat windu again not even kar vastor

2 . windus force talent was the shatterpoint which meant that by means of the force windu could for see how an opponent would not could be beaten in the shortest number of moves irrespective of the opponents fighting prowess.

so the combination of vapaad and the shatterpoint simply made windu unbeatable making him the best ever fighter in the star wars universe simply put mace windu was made to fight

passion of the Christ

AdeLaNa1:
Hey guys... since we arranging Royal Rumbles between characters of the Avatar Universe, i thought we should also take a look at "The Order of the White Lotus" vs "The Order of the Red Lotus"

The Order of the White Lotus;
General Iroh

King Bumi

Jeong Jeong (Former Fire Nation Admiral & Fire Bending Master)

Master Pakku (Northern Water Tribe Water Bending Master)

Master Piando (Non bender, Fire Nation Citizen, Bladesmith and Sword Master)


The Order of the Red Lotus;
Zaheer

Unalaq (Northern Water Tribe Chief, Dark Avatar)

Ghazan (Earthbender/Lavabender)

Ming Hua (Armless Water Bending Prodigy)

P'Li (Fire Bender/Combustion Bender)



1. General Iroh vs Zaheer

2. Master Piando vs Unalaq(Pre Dark Avatar)

3. King Bumi vs Ghazan

4. Master Pakku vs Ming Hua

5. Jeong Jeong vs P'Li

NB: I put Unalaq(Pre Dark Avatar cos that'd be an unfair fight for Master Piando. The only person who could probably face the Dark Avatar is General Iroh.

the only true contests would be 1,3 & 5. 2 goes to master piando even though I can't fathom the rational behind this pairing and the fact that should this contest take place near a water source, unalaq wins and as to 4, I give it to ming hua her octopus hands trumps those of even master pakku even though I expect him to put up a fight worthy of a water bending master. I give 1 to general iroh eventually but that will be because despite untethering himself from worldly shackles and unlocking the long lost secret of airless flight, zaheer still remains a student in terms of air bending combat techniques as was proven by aang's son and because iroh is well..........................iroh :-( . on 3 am neither here nor there as it could go either way after all lava bending no be beans and if ghazan should succeed in burning bumis feet then his odds improve ten fold but even that might not be enough as bumi is well.............., bumi which is to say an evil genius of the old order and if there's an earth bender to create the right conditions for beating ghazan, bumi and maybe toph is the man to do that. which brings us to 5 and here I won't make any prediction's but to say this will be the best match of the lot and the one I will pay money to watch especially if agni-kai rules apply because jeong jeong's fire bending skills are simply mad and out of this world and p'li bending is a destructive rarity (combustion bending) so this match will be a thriller

johnydon22:
If it ever falls between Toph and Bumi, Bumi is a gonner...

Toph is beating the shiit outta him in minutes....

Like seriously? what do you guys seriously take Bumi for ? a joker? a clown? toph and bumi belong to an exclusive class of earth benders, those who listen to the vibrations of the earth through their skin like the original earth benders the badgermoles. and that's where their similarities start, toph invented metal bending in an act of desperation and if you ask me, had bumi wanted to metal bend, he would have been better at it but bumi unlike 99.9% of the earth benders back then and now was more more planning and calculations and less raw aggression so he never fought unless he was 101% sure he would win irrespective of the odds and when he did he could take out armies and liberate or conquer cities singlehandedly without breaking a sweat plus he could earth bend with his mind so if bumi should consent to fight toph, its gonna be a one sided contest with bumi winning hands down but it is curious to observe that in her old age toph became more like bumi so I guess it would be safe to say that amongst the truly talented earth benders, age brings out the best in them and they get better as they grow older.

funlord:


Okay calm down "mr xenophobic knight" ! Just tell us the truth! Was the "white guy" your boyfriend? Because your skill at riding "white nuts" is unparalleled!

Now this is an angle that would explain a lot

kobe79:
you say?

Did i string far too many english words far too soon for your comprehension?
Eeeeeeyah!!
Go back to school you hear and a proper school this time

naijadeyhia:
I wasn't trying to derail your phantom theory as for that I wouldn't be breaking a sweat for. I was running a simple psychological assessment on you and your latest cacophonous response has given me what I seek. I never would believe that barcanista would solicit for the help of kids to fight his battles. We are done here.

Oooooooooh! my psyche is neing assessed over the internet how original(-ly stup1d) And on the N3trillion (your theory if you remember, not mine) give us an audited breakdown of the source, the exit and the mode of transit as established by your most reputable (*smirks *) auditing firm or a court of competent jurisdiction as buhari is known to have said on abacha's alleged corruption and Cacophony it (my post) would be to an infantile or kid-ish brain of course and as for your subtly waiving a white flag, permission to flee granted so flee........ FLEE for your life lols

kobe79:
where were u "conceived and schooled" at?

inside bush wen conji hold ur mentally deranged father and couldn't hold but fuuucccck ur mommas rotten pussy

You asked the question and as such can not profer an answer olodo! and as such i can rightly deduce you're trying to extrapolate your life experience on to me but nah!! I'm not of your kind nor ilk fleabag neither are my parents but if you must write your autobiography, do it after i have properly schooled you okay! truly ashewo joint is no place to raise a kid, just look at yourself what a pity

kobe79:
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you are a wasted speeerrrrrrm borne by an olosho mother

Type in english motherfvcker

'Cos unlike you i wasn't conceived and schooled at an agbero motor park beside a notorious ashewo joint

naijadeyhia:
Yep big bang ish kind of thing. I bet it was a eureka moment for you when you realised your iq level was negative 50. Dude a small slice of my brain and intelligence would make you and your voltron clan look like kids in diapers. I must say that you have some form of intelligence albeit very low and impossible to Ignore but still if that floats your boat I have no choice but concur.

UnHoly shyte!!!

You don't mean to......

You don't mean.........

I need a super re-enforced force field around me

If a small slice of your brain can make me comparable to a kid in diapers then i can rightly infer that your grey matter is made up of or infested with a specifically designed virus or particulate that reverses the process of mental maturation so please keep your brain matter to yourself no thanks! I like mine the way it is and having established this probability, you'll agree with me that you're in no position to judge my I.Q and on the plus side am way beyond eureka moments

I leave that for some peeps who are still struggling to evolve into the sapiens stage of the primate homini didn't mention names or monikers oh! but if you feel it applies to you then congratulations you'll get there someday "hopefully"

And don't think you've successfully derailed me from the topic of the thread or the question i posed you on the missing phantom N3trillion because "you fittin't succeed if you tried hard!!"

kobe79:
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The roles of the minister and permanent secretary are distinct and straight forward. The importance of ministers cannot be over-emphasised. It is instructive to note that Nigeria is not an isolated case when it comes to ministers/permanent secretaries. The United States for instance have Under-Secretaries, which is Nigeria equivalent of Permanent Secretaries, and Secretaries which is ministers equivalent.

Contraty to Buhari's perception, ministers are not for 'noisemaking', neither are they meant to 'fill space' except the incompetent and clueless ones. Without cabinet ministers, a country will be likened to one on 'Auto-piloting'. More importantly, our constitution provide for offices of Ministers just as it provide for the offices of the President and Vice President.

To be fair with the President, his perception of Ministers is inappropriate. I wonder what prompted him to utter such statement when he was a former minister under the General Olusegun Obasanjo military regime between 1977-79. Is he trying to say that he was a 'noisemaking' minister in General Obasanjo cabinet?


May God Bless Us All[/s]

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Seriously i need to get a real job!!!!! this hasn't paid me shishi

Now that's more like it

naijadeyhia:
I will not be coerced into responding to your retorical subterfuge as that would mean you achieved in bringing me DOWN to your level. Boot lickers!

Of course you won't be coerced

Why would you when you'll obviously end up looking stup1d or should i say as smart as oshiomole?

And on getting to my level, for you that would be a monumental upgrade of universal proportions (big bang-ish kinda stuff)

Fvcking hypocrites

Plus learn how to spell okay! Its rhetoric for the record

wakacome:
MAD MAN!!!!

DUNGHILL COCKROACH!!!

Ikiriye:
When there are issues or presentations,is it the perm.sec that acts or the ministers.first world govt.don't do without ministers why should gullible Nigerians see things this way.

Good question

But unfortunately, when you're sai-high on APC propaganda, wrong becomes right

kaboninc:
IT is people like you who are blasting our ears with the idea that ministers are not really needed for a smooth government operation. It is people like you who are advising our dear President to make 'further' delay in appointing ministers. It is people like you who are propagating the status of Super Permanent Secretaty! The world has moved on sir!

And that is why State Governors are following suit since their comrade (President Buhari) has set a precedent. Tomorrow you'll come here to wail about Governors not conducting Local Government Elections in their respective states.

Maybe be a large corporation/organisation will appoint only a Chairman (non-executive for that matter) without 'directors' most especially 'executive directors' to run their organisation.

For once, not every action of President Buhari should be supported. Telling him where he makes mistakes makes you a better, credible man!

You sir! Are a worthy buhari loyalist

PDPwayoo:
if i hear pim again from you, then i will expose you to NL.

Oh shove it arsewipe
Or better yet since you asked for it, pim!!!

PDPwayoo:
Education? don't go there cos i'm your superior when it has to do with education and intelligence.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Very hilarious and ironic coming from you

farem:
If buhari is the definition of an illiterate, especially from his foray into the management team of Nigeria since 70s vis-à-vis his modest achievements so far, I THINK I WILL LIKE TO BE AN ILLITERATE! This resolve becomes so pressing when I consider the last PhD president and 'achievements' right from university classes to balyesa govt house and to transformation agenda (sorry, I mean deformation agenda) recently experienced.

Please define modest achievements according to you and buhari circa 1970 till date

lordfredrick:
oga barcanista, i have been seeing your post opposing this government from day one, ppl like you are the reason why nigeria would not move forward. accept the fact that [b][/b]JONA has lost and support the present one to take nigeria to a greater height. that what a patriotic citizen would do not come here everyday to find a fault in every utterance buhari makes.
minister are there for just four years and you are saying they develop policies, well to me it would take more than that, am sure he would have appointed the most senior person in each ministry as the minister because they know more about how to get maximum output from their ministries. but lets say he wouldnt because he doubts their loyalty.
the administration showed us how important ministers were.

The absence of NOI is quite obvious since may till now isn't it? Now deny it hypocrite

PDPwayoo:
even your family is aware that you are a psychiatric patient.............. you think i don't know you? If you dont behave well, i will mention your name and your mother's name right here on NL cos you have been hiding under pc and talking crap.

And my family being who and who? (mind you am not related to you oh! !!)

You're too young to have alzheimers you know though dementia is an already confirmed diagnosis as is lycantropy



Just don't go rabid and bite me you hear!!

aksule:
I am at pains when knowledgeable people tend to be bias when talking on national issues. For the politicians well agreed for their reasoning which most of the times its upside-down. But for the academicians and apolitical what do you say. When there is a national issues that need clarification rather than contribute for the masses to understand you will see writeups such as 'wailing wailers' trying to consign it to dustbin forgetting that what goes round comes round. The irony is they will shamelessly defend the very isuue consigned to the dustbin when it no longer suits them. I arrived at thus conclusion from the analysis from the so called experts or professors especially from the northern part of the country during the past regime and niw that one if theirs is in power. So shameless.

Double standards and hypocrisy now saturate our polity more than nitrogen saturates the atmosphere