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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by BraniacX(m): 4:48pm On Dec 11, 2015

repogirl:
First and foremost, intelligence! Not just intelligence but a mature, brainy guy who sees deeper than what is obvious... not those ones that think they are brainy but when you try to reason with them, you realize they have the reasoning IQ of a teenager. .

A guy who makes me challenge myself and believes in my capabilities, one who pushes me to be better and does so to himself also.

Fairness both in attitude and complexion, lol. He is fair in attitude and judgement and will not cheat to gain something...although he might lie sometimes oooo but its for a very good and neccessary reason.

Okay, physical now, light smooth complexion, small narrow eyes that disappears when he smiles or stares at me sexily Firm muscled body,no flabs anywhere and does wonders with his hands....bad children, I mean he is creative and hardworking.

And to answer what you are thinking, these are the attributes of my husband

Modified for slow people who can't seem to get it... These are the attributes of my very alive , very real life husband! Before you quote me and start saying he is imaginary and can not exist.

fine, you're excused then
but just so you know, he might have a dark skinned compere so if you have a younger sis or coz with similar but slightly different taste grin

.......................................................well, you're a smart lady grin

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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by BraniacX(m): 4:39pm On Dec 11, 2015

Love Machine:
What turns a lady on mostly are magas and aristos.

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by BraniacX(m): 4:37pm On Dec 11, 2015

zaragal:
My business??

and yet, you make a point of letting me know it isn't undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by BraniacX(m): 4:34pm On Dec 11, 2015

Kingsolex1:
Black men everywhere I can categorically tell u allllll Nigerian girlsssssss are turned on by MONEY.

bwahahahahahahaha! grin

MA NIGGA wink

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Romance › Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by BraniacX(m): 4:31pm On Dec 11, 2015

zaragal:
turn ons..... bornagain, yoruba,educated, intelligent, dark, godfearing, religious preferably rrcg member, vision filled, goal getter, talented

Turn offs...... igbo, fair, unbeliever, drinks, club, smoke, lies, cheat, sex addicts

you turn me of already embarassed

eeew

Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by BraniacX(m): 4:20pm On Dec 11, 2015

baby124:
You must be drunk this morning. Lmao. 10%? Buhahahha. I can't even argue with you. It will be pointless.

plus, am sure we are way past morning already

Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by BraniacX(m): 2:45pm On Dec 11, 2015

baby124:
You must be drunk this morning. Lmao. 10%? Buhahahha. I can't even argue with you. It will be pointless.

we are not arguing here, we are both trying to prove points and waiting to be convinced by you that my assertion is wrong

Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by BraniacX(m): 2:43pm On Dec 11, 2015

bukster:
You changed your statement. Initially you said that Lagos has the lowest of indigenous population in Nigeria. This is false. There are definitely other states in Nigeria with a lower total indiginous population such as Bayelsa and Eboniyi.
I agree with your new statement that the ratio of indigenous to total residents in Lagos is probably the lowest in Nigeria. Lagos is the only state in Nigeria where the number of people who come to the state is higher than the number of people who are originally from there. This isn't because the Lagos indigenous population is small but because the number of migrants is ridiculously high. Lagos grows at a rate of 600,000 people per year.

read my statement very well, I wasn't implying anything other than a comparative analysis between total resident and indigenous resident

Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by BraniacX(m): 1:52pm On Dec 11, 2015

baby124:
How do you know this? Because everyone flocks to Lagos? It doesn't make you look intelligent to make spurious assumptions. I am Lagosian I think I know better. Because we are swamped with the whole of Nigeria's population does not make us the least in population.

let's pretend my claims were allegations and spurious, so prove me wrong, prove to me that the awori's, ilaje's and egun among other indigenous populations constitute up to 30% of the resident yoruba population in lagos and 10% the total resident population! remember am differentiating resident from indigenous and yoruba here.

Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by BraniacX(m): 1:41pm On Dec 11, 2015

baby124:
Lagosians have a high population in Lagos. How do you know we are the lowest population of indigenes.Did you do a census State government work is more lucrative for us. But the FG placements should be higher than that. You think they don't ask for certificates to prove state of origin?

you don't need to be a genius to know that lagos state has the least indigenous population per total resident population in Nigeria

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Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by BraniacX(m): 1:34pm On Dec 11, 2015

PassingShot:
Lagos with just 2180 is surprising.
Imo with over 5000 FG civil servants is eye opening.

Generally, more FG civil servants in the South than in the North (averagely speaking). Yet we all brag that those Nortgerners only rely on FG.

If fewer of them work with the government, does it not tell us majority fend for themselves? If anything, it's their politicians and leaders who enjoy the largesse while the commoners bear the brunt of poor leadership, same as majority of Nigerians.

typical nigerian, you're so so gullible, I guess adamu okechukwu and yahaya orji will be counted among the many imolites na? also abubarka oghenetega and fatima preye should be from delta and bayelsa states right? undecided

don't let nobody fool you.

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Politics › Re: IPOB & MASSOB Suspend Pro-Biafra Protests by BraniacX(m): 1:15pm On Dec 11, 2015

joseph1832:
Cos PMB won't sit back and let his wife misbehave and embarrass him and the nation the way Jonathan did.

so patience embarrassed you abi? but there was fuel in your car and gen, money in your account, you had a job, you were able to afford some creature comforts, boko haram were no threat to you but now that patience is no longer embarrassing you and other things are not as before, clap for yourself. or will you also deny that last Xmas season things were cheaper and there was more money to spend than now?

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Car Talk › Re: Truck Falls On Okada At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway (Photos) by BraniacX(m): 1:04pm On Dec 11, 2015

bulldoza:
WE KNOW YOUR STORY ALREADY BRUH
ONLY A PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRIST CAN SAVE YOUR FAMILY FOR NOW. I PRAY YOU FIND ONE ASAP.

eeeew!!

are you attempting a persona transference on me? embarassed

the thought of it alone is enough to make me cop it!
I know you'll rather be anybody but you but wanting to be me is stretching your wishing too far even the most powerful Genie won't grant you that but wanting me to be you is downright cruel and inhuman and I don't mean you ain't hum................n lipsrsealed

I mean,......... I meant................... lipsrsealed

you sef know wetin you be nah cheesy

don't worry you're improving, the fact that you can have delusions is great improvement on being a mere vegetable with no brain function. keep it up and you might become monkey smart! (eventually) but to suppress your delusions, some prozac and propofol are coming to you soon
........................don't want you mistaking yourself for a sapiens of branch homini..................

Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Most Recent Missteps by BraniacX(m): 12:48pm On Dec 11, 2015

bulldoza:
LOL!
OMG!

CRAZE PERSON EVERY WHERE

EYA! SORRY OKAY
E GO BETTER.
Abeg clean your nose b4 sending your next picture
Biko

hey endtime fvckt@rd!! grin

nobody picking e-fights anymore so am left with you(for now)
so, how's yo momma's stargate to hades and the underverse?
seriously, you should let me be her manager and subcontract her to NASA, the ESA and the Russian cosmonauts. that's some serious money to be made vermin wink

and you're letting her talent go to waste!! shocked

oh I know they'll prefer to visit Pegasus and Orion galaxies but your mamma's portal opening and vortexing links with the luciferian galaxy is adventure enough for them so whatchyasay!!! cool

do we deal?
reply and cure my boredom cretin

Car Talk › Re: Truck Falls On Okada At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway (Photos) by BraniacX(m): 12:09pm On Dec 11, 2015*

bulldoza:
WE KNOW YOUR STORY ALREADY BRUH
ONLY A PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRIST CAN SAVE YOUR FAMILY FOR NOW. I PRAY YOU FIND ONE ASAP.

hey fvckt@rd!! angry

no one picks e-fights anymore so am left with you, how's yo mamma's stargate to the Pegasus galaxy? grin

seriously, let me be her manager, I can make her exploration deals with NASA, The Russian comments and the ESA and we could all become rich grin

instead of her portal and sorting abilities going to waste, I heard that that's how buzz lightyear made it to earth so whatchyasay!! wink

Politics › Re: Fayose Offers To Pay N5,000 To 10,000 Underprivileged Residents Monthly by BraniacX(m): 11:58am On Dec 11, 2015

nicklaus40:
Am nt an idiot..dats all I av to say

and you have my sincere apologies, but your argument is logically unsound.

Politics › Re: IPOB & MASSOB Suspend Pro-Biafra Protests by BraniacX(m): 11:56am On Dec 11, 2015

joseph1832:
Oh yeah. How many of Jonathan's campaign promises did he fulfill? How many did Yar'Adua and OBJ fulfill? Is it today you know politicians will curse there mothers just to be elected?

I'll have you know I didn't vote for PMB because of his campaign promises, I voted for him because he is far better than Jonathan in every aspect. Plain and simple.

and yet, you'll have me beliieve buhari signifies change right huh

? mtcheeeeeeew!! undecided

if you didn't expect buhari to be different from GEJ and co, why campaign and vote for him then?

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Politics › Re: IPOB & MASSOB Suspend Pro-Biafra Protests by BraniacX(m): 8:13pm On Dec 09, 2015

joseph1832:
So you expect PMB to defeat BH within 6 months into office? Didn't he remind you folks that he's not a miracle worker?

what did he say pre-election on CNN?
so reality and truth only comes post election abi?

Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Most Recent Missteps by BraniacX(m): 8:10pm On Dec 09, 2015

bulldoza:

This fool no go kill us with hin filthy whòre mother' s story

well well well, grin

sorry I haven't had time to check on you in arkham yet cheesy

busy busy busy have I been, heard your condition deteriorated shocked

well, no surprise at that
just so you know, got some explosives to mine and cave in the wormhole to gomorrah you know, that route you once travelled through to our fair world.

now go ahead and edit slowpoke wink

Politics › Re: IPOB & MASSOB Suspend Pro-Biafra Protests by BraniacX(m): 8:01pm On Dec 09, 2015

joseph1832:
Men I couldn't even bring myself to finish reading this sh1t. A man was arrested for inciting the crowd using frivolous reasons as his aims and some people are protesting.

We all should remember how Boko Haram started, using western education is a sin, now this group have also started. I wonder what gave these IPOB and MASSOB nitwits the impetus to believe they stand primus interparas with the FG.

This is arrant nonsense. In a country where some miscreants just feel they can come and cause trouble because of whatever illusion they hold dear, should be met with force.

I urge these IPOB and MASSOB nitwits to hold a referendum to ascertain if their struggle is the voice of all who live in SE Nigeria, should they fail to do so, then GMB the dictator should resurrect his old self and deal with these _idiots the way he dealth with the maitasini arsewipes.

BY your reasoning, we might say buhari is still in hibernation as he has failed to deal with biko haram as he dealt with maitatsine so far so bad! there is a limit to making excuses for him you know

Politics › Re: Fayose Offers To Pay N5,000 To 10,000 Underprivileged Residents Monthly by BraniacX(m): 7:43pm On Dec 09, 2015

nicklaus40:
Stupidity is when u use d whole time of ur tenure to criticise a sitting president n still steal his policies.

idi@t!

did you say steal huh

?

don't make me laugh. it only becomes a policy if apc hasn't denied it as$hole which when last I checked, they've all but done.

steal my black as$

Politics › Re: Nigerians: Cameroon Troops Burned Our Village, Forced Us Out- Associated Press by BraniacX(m): 7:35pm On Dec 09, 2015

am I the only one noticing that we have become fair game and Target practice for all and sundry since may? first Benin, now cameroon! of course our government will deny the occurrence and explore diplomatic means again undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Which Movie have you watched That Stressed Your Brain The Most by BraniacX(m): 1:03pm On Dec 08, 2015

of the lot mentioned I haven't watched interstellar and predestination but among those i have, inception and shutter island have open endings subject to being theorized in more than one way that is unless an obviously smarter fellow agrees to demistify it for me.

Politics › Re: PIC;After Helping APC To Victory,See How They Wanna Pay Back. by BraniacX(m): 11:51am On Dec 08, 2015

shachris02:
nobody is taking off social media. We are only saying that we would regulate it so that folks would not abuse it to slander and destroy.

like APC used it to slander and destroy Jonathan abo? undecided

too late, as the goose got, so must the gander

Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Most Recent Missteps by BraniacX(m): 8:30am On Nov 28, 2015

bulldoza:

This fool no go kill us with hin filthy whòre mother' s story

My system don dey auto edit your name to olodo Chai! Them born you finish come throwaway you enter gutter embarassed

school you no go, sense you no get nothing you Sabi do! well e no surprise me sha , nobody get high hopes for you before anyway
I get one nigga when dey do research into the "nature vs nurture" theory and you go make perfect negative sample for this research make i call am first. cool

Person wen do you this thing GOD no go forgive am sha! See as them just use you dey waste oxygen sha Abeg make i cry for your wasted life small embarassed

nah!

cry me a frozen Comet skunk grin

I hear they need more h2O in space

When i diss , i don't edit, repeat, regurgitate, copy or borrow, i do my own unique style and kill any twerp fronting on moa. I just dey do small small dissing with you and you don dey choke already cool

what if i come upgrade my disses? You die wella be that oh! shocked

no fear i go leave am at this level for you and your proxy monikers(or fans) grin

if too say i no teach you how to change i to you, your to my and our you for don run leaving me bored wink

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin

Oya come change you to i or me, your to my or our or maybe you go postpone am to the next Salvo when i do another expose on your mama tongue

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin

Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Most Recent Missteps by BraniacX(m): 2:34am On Nov 28, 2015

bulldoza:
OKAY
NA YOUR MAMA

ENO KONSYN US

The suicide bomber that wrecked havoc in kano yesterday bears some resemblance to you and am quite certain he crawled out of the boko haram camp inside your mothers cvnt

Please this is a "PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!" somebody should please locate ~~bulldoza's~~ sorry gaybull's mother so that the smugglers tunnel between her legs A.K.A gates of hell can be shut down permanently to save many innocent lives from dying untimely

Good to see you're back to editing and my lessons are yielding rewards

Car Talk › Re: Truck Falls On Okada At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway (Photos) by BraniacX(m): 2:04am On Nov 28, 2015

bulldoza:

Lol!
Only a cretin like you will take time to read all those bullshıts you typed with your claws

May your life remain miserable as it here and how you appear in the photo.
Bastąrd miserable son of a whòre.

Hey gaybull!! Isn't that a picture of your father? I can see the resemblance grin

Some concerned parents were wondering how to know when you fly or walk by in your superhero cape so that they can hide their sons in order not to mistake you for superman and i told them they'll smell you from a mile away, birds and butterflies would fall from the sky, flowers and plants will wither and die, fishes will die and start floating on water and to cap it all "your as$hole actually whistles" shocked

FVCK! You're messed up and knowing ~~someone~~ something like you exists makes me want to puke embarassed

That you can't read or have finger dexterity on the keyboard can not be my fault na? Na me say make you no know book? When your mates dey read you busy dey chase people goats rape now you come here come dey complain say you no Sabi read! Oya Google "how to read" you can thank me later grin

N:B you can employ your alternate moniker to read it for you as i don't want your head to explode from putting in far too much effort trying to spell and comprehend my missive tongue

Car Talk › Re: Truck Falls On Okada At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway (Photos) by BraniacX(m): 1:31am On Nov 28, 2015

bulldoza:
I'll murder the miserable bastąrd
I have been waiting for the dolt to respond since.
Make thunder fire hin whòre mother and drunkąrd father.

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Dunghill rat.
That You need to employ your alternate moniker to give you pep support to prop up your battered moral only shows how bad the beating i have been giving you has been tongue

Am getting you another bucket to to cry in as you have filled the previous ones grin

And I'll only attend to you @ my pleasure turd (you only exist to cure me of boredom) cool

Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Most Recent Missteps by BraniacX(m): 9:15pm On Nov 27, 2015

bulldoza:
Baby dolt

Continue crying me a river
Senseless jobless wailing wailer.
Your LovePeddler just wasted her pússy on you.
And your miserable drunkąrd father wasted his ;
Time
Energy
And
Sperm

I heard your mother used to belong to the freak circus! grin

In one of her infamous performances they pulled a blue whale fuck1ng an elephant out of her Pvssy shocked

Mehn! The entire boko haram militia fit hide inside your mama cvnt tongue

and rumor is an entire city of madmen still live inside grin

and that's were kidnappers hide people they kidnap

CHAI!! shocked

Car Talk › Re: Truck Falls On Okada At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway (Photos) by BraniacX(m): 9:02pm On Nov 27, 2015

bulldoza:

Lol!
Senseless retąrd
What curse are you talking about The one that has been placed on your whòre mother and harlót filthy sisters or the one on your nonentity drunkąrd old foól father and all your generations now and the ones yet unborn
Woe betide thee all.
Miserably dolt.
I have warned you to stop raping your father. Leave the poor miserable bastąrd alone. You can continue fûcking your whòre mother and sisters instead.

Again, listen to Jesvs.

Hey arsewipe you think i have forgotten your history with your demented forbear who sodomized you so badly your rectal muscles prolapse? shocked

you whose stench preceeds him from miles away even after drinking all the perfume and Cologne in the world? Are you related to reek of GOT? nevermind you have been so mired in depravity that parents want their little boys no where near you shocked

So gay motherfucker I'll break ya skull if you don't batter your eyelashes at someone else stylishly begging for my attention and in case you don't still comprehend i do only girls, strictly girls as your sisters can testify or is it that you envy them? undecided

Why don't you make yourself useful by making yourself into something your fellow gay peeps don't have like say a gay superhero - - - - - - >bulldoza the gay superman or gaybull cheesy

and peeps will be like who's that in the sky? It's a bird! No it's a plane! No it's gay bull! shocked

Don't turn your back on him shocked

Unless you want your rectal muscles damaged grin

Car Talk › Re: Truck Falls On Okada At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway (Photos) by BraniacX(m): 4:16pm On Nov 27, 2015

bulldoza:
Stop!
Just listen to Jeesus

I'll ask you to leave Jesus out of this but I know you won't listen so your sin is on your head and that of your generations alone GOD knows i would never go as far as to blaspheme his sons name
My grouse is with your as a person for being a twerp grin

Now back to you, Mary magdalene received salvation and her accusers couldn't stone her anymore when they reflected on their own sins but i put it to you though I might be wrong as am not fit to judge anybody but your family's depravity makes the devil look saintly and your sins are beyond redemption......... Imagine your pedophile father bending you over as a kid and ramming your ass ruthlessly like a porn star high on blue ice? shocked

Lord have mercy
No wonder you're the way you are

Politics › Re: President Buhari’s Most Recent Missteps by BraniacX(m): 3:53pm On Nov 27, 2015

bulldoza:
[s][/s]
Bwahahahahahahaha

I might send you a video clip of one of your sisters tapping out in the process of getting her Pvssy continuously rammed by moa if you ask nicely and when you see her begging for mercy and I ignore, don't blame me, she Started it

Why you no edit my diss this time na as per my instructions ? I actually take pride in being a great online coach you know

Sofree Sofree dey cry you hear

You dey actually return my diss give me? shocked

Yeeepa!! Mogbe oh!! shocked

Bullet don finish for my favorite nairaland otondo toy gun be that cheesy

But my wording dey pain wella sha cool

I dey come

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Make I go bring bucket for your tears wink

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