₦airaland Forum

flokii:
na ur dad nw... who else?

Oh hi dad!!
Aren't you supposed to be in your grave?
*brings out gun and blasts of head!!!*
Zombies!!
It thought i bought the dad crap

K3son:
I am not conerned with one being tribalistic or not as u said, in as much as he operates within the confine of the law.
We should be praying for positive result instead.

I dont know how good you are in issues of the economy, but i find it difficult to give in to your view.
Well like you said, it is just three months out of four years, just hope you 'll testify otherwise in due course.

Am not an economic guru, but when the facts a laid before me, I make the right conclusions, and for now, fact is, buhari's inactivity and subtle neo-national policies have all but killed our economy

DaBullIT:
Search the world Laser Guided **

And you think our army possesses such abi?
You watch too many hollywood movies
Besides, who's gonna laser spoof the installations from militants attack?

mdanny:
Any idiot that try himslf wil die lik a fowl. Can hear Asiri Dokubo threatening war again or Tompolo bcus they knw PMB is a no-nonsense man.let. Their elder warn their children

Asari is a noise bag

TP is a force****who never see never sabi

The time for talking is fast coming to an end and that is why TP no dey yarn, but soon you go hear him voice, through the turret of him gunboats

DaBullIT:
You are more of a professional joker and you do not know it https://sulejasky./2013/02/07/breaking-newspresidency-orders-arrest-of-niger-delta-militants-surrendering-arms/


Your daddy knows flirting with a money is harmful but he did it anyways , good you embraced your true nature as a chimpazee https://maxsiollun./2009/09/16/will-the-governments-niger-delta-amnesty-succeed/


Toy Abi ? he he he

Yes, i do not only think so , i am quite sure they are stewpyd
https://beegeagle./2011/09/24/nigeria-fg-rehabilitates-20192-ex-militants/

Yeah, except the border patrol we have now is not the same as what used to be http://sweetcrudereports.com/2012/03/19/ex-militants-blow-up-agip-flow-station-in-bayelsa/

NOTE : ANY TIME YOU SEE REHABILITATION, VOCATION = Money

[b]YES , THEY SOLD their weapons

The funniest part is that those are the last real weapons from and for your old Biafra

Unfortunately those smart ones among you benefitted

The Ignoramus like you guys are the ones lagging behind

I mean where were you e-defenders when common criminals said 30k+ youths joined terrorism and collected HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of Naira for each head??

Goats[/b]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahha

You really do believe that shyte dontcha?

oh LAWD!!! save me from the compulsive urge to argue with ignoramus(es) on NL

First you can patrol every border you have, the coastline isn't a porous land border where lorries can be tracked and checked if need be, so porous won't be the right word here, let's just says, for the Niger Delta, access to weaponry via sea is ................ Well, you can fill that in.

And on guns surrendered, I guess you were impressed by what you saw in those pictures right? trust a Niger Deltan on this! That ain't shyte that won't even qualify as an icebergs tip!

An on beating the militants, you can raid their villages, kill their parents, wives And children, but the real militants go mend!!!! i repeat mend!!! una army wella through ambush attacks at every single junction but trust army, them no go announce their casualty figure give you and that is after them don shut down oil production first

So keep chest beating!!!!

There is no way ogoro no go fall!!

zheroes:
don't hail them they cant do no shit. they wont even do close to bokoharam, they wont do suicide bombing. they better dialogue or get logged out period. Nigeria isn't for only niger delta. when they used cocoa and groundnut money to build refineries it was sweet, so stay calm.

You dey craze abi which bastard cocoa and groundnut money of your bastard regions dem take build refinery?

flokii:
MILITANTS better take their time... make we no go introduce BOKO boys to deur OYEL land.. make we come see who go beg

Who be this idi0t?

Jesusloveyou:
i wonder ooo, d prostitute girl was not even afraid to abuse a common governor

Are you all right?

My apologies if you're being ironical here

K3son:
Some people are just allergic to the truth no matter what.
Why not accept the fact that sanity is gradually being restored in our country and support the course of the current administration rather than making unguided criticism.

I accept the truth that punctuality is being returned to Aso rock civil service, same as i accept the truth that buhari is an unrepentant nepotic tribalist and that our economy is on the brink of a recession three months into his administration.





Question is, aren't you allergic to the real truth? :I\

omenka:
This man is fit for nothing but a circus arena. Na person wey people say deserve Nobel prize or UN special Envoy job be dis.

I laugh in Zulu.

And with the many emotional body odour rants in the Media these days, GEJ has been proved right




Feel free to cry in xhosa

heftycul:
Lol Bros u dey vex ooo

After I see the alternative
Man gats vex oh

I don buy my own ticket

Make i join the green white red team of the only half blood legilimency maestro severus snape

Unless you're the grim reaper himself

After slapping both cheeks, i'll simply kill you and save you from the long talk

Nigerian police union of road transport employers task force and levies squad a.k.a agbero's in black

Ok we af here yhu
Make I book space to comment Later

Hopefully labaran maku will unseat the tyrant

If APC holier than thou allows it that is, then you can sue his ugly fat as$ for all he's worth especially his aide ringim


If true that is

I take it that you're an astute economist and i see your neutrality, you even alluded many of our economic struggles to be domino effects of wrong leadership decisions taken over time, decades even but honestly, no sai-chanter will see any neutrality in this concise and factual analysis, they'll only admit it if they can find a way to rope in the previous administration so they can come up with one of their cherished quotes "cleaning up the mess" a phantom mess which they don't care to elucidate upon so that economic/political simpletons like me will heave a sigh and say ooooookaaaaaay!! i now understand.


Numerical diarrhoea is now in vogue

Hope your armour won't buckle, the sai-chanting masturbators are coming for your jugular

But never stop being the lone voice crying (wailing) truth at them from the wilderness

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Speak of the devil and he appears OP, did you notice the poster above me?

APC e-warriors and proponents of the tribunals being a trustworthy arbiter where una dey?

Abi na only on top rivers and wike matter una sabi masturbate?

Free drizzy abeg me like him stylez

Jaideyone:
cow our economy is suffering because of your hero's incompetence

Is that your definition of a healthy economy mumu?

Don't you know an intellectual superior when you see one?

Truckpusher:
Your useless ape of a father that gave birth to a zombie like you is the complete iidiot here.

Before you talk about Rivers state I think it is important to cure your ailing states under the same APC .
Come and vote in Rivers let's see if you'd be alive to narrate your ordeal.
We will kill, and we'll maim anyone including our own that wants to champion anything APC in this state.
Wike must stay even if it means crippling your already bastardized economy and send your Daura dullardihnho into oblivion.

Another CONFAM!!! for you jare

SeverusSnape:
Even aalllah coupled with Buhari can't remove Wike from that seat. Go figure...

I need a re-run, Amaeshit and Damumu need to be trashed one final time.

Midoliar

CONFAM!!!!!

baralatie:
so you noticed!
as in I ran for the guy when I saw a big,bigger and the lie got bogus to extent of blaming diversification when it came to analysis of a national budget and the journey of a nation.
it has gone beyond hypocrisy this is not the guy you know.it is a different person now just like berem.

Mehn! I just dread the guy fabooooo!!! as we dey call am those days because this one senior lie wella

PassingShot:
A simple internet search will tell you what percentage of our budget is on recurrent expenditure. Use the result to prove me wrong.

As for other things you wrote, they remain what they are - paper achievements.

Paper achievements? how typical, so how substantial were buhari's previous achievements as head of state? And what about buhari's paper war against corruption?

The onus is on you to prove what percentage of our budget recurrent expenditure gulps, not me as is it on you to prove that the percentage oil contributes to our GDP has not been declining steadily for years now thanks to competent economic leadership of the previous administration so don't shy away from a little light reading, your integrity is at stake here (if you ever had any that is) next time don't make claims you can't defend

Jaideyone:
ediot under whose watch did Nigeria graduate from a healthy economy with high income to a country borrowing to pay salaries? how would you expect not to be delisted?

Define a healthy economy mor0n!

And according to your definition, when last did we have a healthy economy and under whose presidency was that?

And after we borrowed to pay salaries, buhari also paid salaries without borrowing so since borrowing is the keyword here, why weren't we delisted in april or may after borrowing but were delisted in september after not borrowing? and going by your logic, tell me, is lagos state's economy healthy or not?

modath:
I do not curse nor insult people but I'm going top make an exception in your case!!

Not only is your brain (your moniker is a major misnomer) defective, it is full of CRAP as well!!

If that fat cheeked gele woman with her textbook economics had not made a mess of the economy,or that incompetent fisherman you wailers still insists on worshipping had not encouraged his PDP gang of bandits to loot the treasury dry in the time of plenty(when oil was 140$ per barrel)we wouldn't be where we are today.

Furthermore, if the little left had not been frittered away by your precious Jona to bribe his way back to office (to wreak more havoc) maybe USD would not be its way to back to 230.

Get the right info,(stop listening to Olisa Metuh & Fayose)JP Morgan put Nigeria on the watchlist since january & only pulled the plug now cos they couldn't get us to bend to their dictates on economy policies!!!


May devil release your bitter soul.

Please omniscient one, define an economy in a mess and how that tag applied to Nigeria of may ending!

And on looting the treasury dry, remind me 'cos strange as it is, i think i might have caught amnesia what treasury did/do we have? What qualifies it as being dry, and on the authority of which court did you establish such said act/offence (looting of the treasury) was done and also, who did this court find guilty? And we must presume innocence until proven guilty! Rigghhtt?

And in this time of plenty you are so nostalgic about, if my memory is what it should be, i remember there was an excess crude account in which the money realised from crude oil sales over the set senate benchmark was stored in as a nestegg for purposes unknown as at then, i remember the drunkard fishermen, yes! And
the fat cheeked gele woman fighting and advocating that the money be left untouched against such pristine APC stalwarts(then governors) like fash the flash, amaechi the kitty cat of ubima and are-GBESE with the cognomen sola of the o-miracle policies that the presidency had no right to withhold it and that it must be shared and both the fisherman and the gele woman were lambasted again and again using unsavoury and defamatory names till they buckled and yielded to these governors. Come a few dozen months later, this duo are at fault for not saving enough money for stormy days ahead which you in your omniscience foresaw and warned us about...........purrrlease!!! spare me your self righteous crap!

And what espionage outfit are you affiliated to to have garnered such succinct intel on jonathans future political plans 'cos i think they have pre-empted jonny boy himself or maybe you have precogs !! Holy shyte!! precogs!!! am in awe

JP morgan put us on the watchlist yes, let's call that probation, at the end of may we were still on probation, and i will like to think financial markets worldwide are always jittery over political change especially if the opposition wins as changes in policy should be expected and Nigeria is no exception and as to why we were on probation in january, it is not rocket science actually, oil prices were plummeting and an unpredictable election was on the horizon. JP morgan delisted us 3 months after buhari's inauguration so let's call that sack but why were sacked now i wonder? does it have anything to do with the economic directionlessness of the current president? Does it have anything to do with perceived closed market policies initiated by the CBN under buhari's watch?

About $7b dollars worth of stock has been lost since buhari became president lost! not withdrawn! These losses represents investments by many Nigerians, and foreigners including diaspora Nigerians so you tell me, is it JP morgan that should have the interest of these investors(Nigerians included) at heart and not our government?

So you mean to tell me JP morgan's dictates were for the good of many a Nigerian investor too abi? I guess they are not Nigerian enough for buhari and the APC or maybe they were just too affluent for his liking (it takes a level of affluence to have some spare to by shares afterall, tight? ) or and this is my favourite, maybe because most investors are mostly not from his region (we the accursed 5%ile and south wasterners)

Please answer my questions without referring to quotes laced with numerical diarrhoea and politically laced rhetoric spewed from mouths attached to people with daft braiins as evidence

Plus i had to add this for the record
May lucifer grant you respite from your self imposed idiocy coupled with your concurrent hypnotic spell

PassingShot:
And who was responsible for the mismanagement in the first place?

We all must continue to remember the type of economy this regime inherited. It was an economy which had abt 90% of its budget on recurrent expenditure. An economy that was solely dependent on crude export wgich meant the crash in crude price badly worsened the situation. An economy that had the FG borrow to pay its workers in March and April of this year.

What the current regime is trying to do is to stop the bleeding and make sure an already bad situation doesn't become worse.

The government's position makes sense here.

90% on recurrent expenditure

You pluck figures out of thin air hoping the rest of us are gullible enough to swallow your crap hook, line and sinker eh?
Yes, a large portion of our budget was spent on recurrent expenditure and capital projects, yes, we were and still are overdependent on oil as our main export(this has reduced under the previous democratic dispensations mind you) but you fail to admit the growing portion of our GDP agriculture, telecommunications, banking and finance and manufacturing is accrueing because it won't suit your purpose and you'll have to give credit to the previous administration. You can blame the previous government for not diversifying enough and that's that but not for not diversifying at all but then, when has the economy been more diversified than this and less spent on recurrent expenditure? buhari's previous regime? Stop your hypocrisy abeg!

disloman:
Don't tell mi u just wrote this without proper understanding of what u read?SMH.

And with your understanding, why don't you regale me so that i'll realise how confused i am

Jaideyone:
lmao tanoid in denial. Jonathan borrowed to pay at least 2-3months salary. use your brain. it's the number one sign of a broke government. the amount being shared between the tiers of government was low because the country was broke. Buhari is plugging drains, oil theft has reduced and since he came on board and enforced TSA we haven't borrowed to pay salary!!! oh you're a TANoid. even if Buhari paves all our roads with gold you'll still find something to complain about

What phantom holes spewed by your lousy imagination is buhari plugging? in finance and economics and statistics and science in general there are units of measurement for every value!! Let your holier than thou paper warrior buhari give us a breakdown of how much has been lost, how much would have been lost in the past three months and by extension how much has been saved in figures that represent money not the rubbish allegations and praise worship you read on punch, the nation and sahara reporters!

Lilcentt:
[s]Bat man won't fight thor lyk dat...remember wen e fought superman e was wearin d suit of Zod which made him a match to superman...do u knw batman can defeat all member os DC cuz e have all dere weakness....d bat defeated d greatest villain on earth Dark side!...nd if captain America can stand thor,y not batman...aliens power are base on technology,dey are no territial lyk batman ability...d Bat will defeat thor nd any Member of d Marvel universe!..thank u[/s]

bwahahahahahahhahaha!!! Effing ridiculous!!!

I might be wrong about you but you triggered a DC fanboy alert!!

But please remind me, even with his armour, did kal el defeat and kill general zod!!?

Of course, it is much ado about nothing, nada, nuffin, zilch take your pick

To invade the house of a private citizen on the suspicion of treasonable felony and end up charging such sAid citizen ( a recent ex-NSA) on illegal firearm possession is for laCk of words ridiculous

Its all about putting on good show showing how active the administration is to hoodwink the gullible and the hypnotised so they wouldn't notice how empty and verbose their pre-election promises and style of governance is

Is that all?


And the lack of economic direction is conveniently left out because of course, we have to blame the foreign investors (or hedge fund managers if you may) but what about the local investors and the Nigerian diaspora investors who make up about 40% of direct foreign investments?? I guess our patriotic zeal doesn't cover them too.


CUT THE CRAP!!!!
Of course all investors are here to make money and if the economy was being properly managed, there will be no rush to pull out investments so you can beat around the bush all you may but losses of about $7b on the SE in 3months in a developing economy doesn't scream speculation to me, it screams mismanagement and lack of confidence in economic leadership