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DropShot:
But the story yo're telling is not connecting! Who be your deranged p-man? Jon.daft or your pops?
I don't do men. I am straight and the reason I like bang your aunty, sister or cousin.
Your schizophrenic old man na gay?

Who dey tell you story?

Abeg park well!


Them never tell you say you no qualify to demand straight answers and pass judgement on your personality before?

Straight ko!!

Bend ni



Go bend down expose your yansh give your p-man make e do small jare!!!

Him don run out of poster and he don dey eye that billy goat for una street somehow!!

Okay Okay Okay!!

You been think say your papa na woman with dirck!!! no wonder he claim say he dey straight

DropShot:
Your burukutu sipping Jona.daft and your imbe.cilic popsy that combined to do three-some with your ashawo momsy are the cause of producing a nonentity ass.hole like you. Not my fault.

Oh c'mon!!!

You don't mean to tell me it hasn't sunk in yet?

Your case should be the worst case of depravity ever recorded

Chai!!!

But who am I to cure you

Abeg do that Dirck dangling performance of yours again, there are some scouts from the retarded circus here to do some recruitment you're going pro shithead!!!


Oh!!!

You want someone to wave a G.E.J poster first?

Let me go get your mama

DropShot:
Nothing like dat joor! I go shag anything shagable as far as no be rap.e. Trust me, my rod is tested, trusted and reliable. [s]Bring your aunty, cousin or even moma. They will never regret the experience[/s].

Yes, yes and yes,, who am I to cure your madness?

You only forgot to add Amputated or is it Dickputated if you face the wrong direction no be everybody dey accommodating like the female members of your family so to a future dickputee abeg crase come my zanga make we use sharp knife cure your madness

DropShot:
Fvcktard, I repeat, it's not my fault that your deranged pops failed to double his condom while screwing your wh.ore momsy.

And I turned out alright, according to society anyway

Meanwhile I see you and your demented p-man for news

Him naked hold him korck with left hand hold your own with right hand dey scream with ecstasy opposite a G.E.J banner, We are the GAYLORDS!!!! while spit they run down your mouth with blank expression for your face





Chai!!! you and your p-man dey redefine these two words "High" and "Dementia" or maybe oxford need to create new words for una









You're being repetitive

Step up your game before you bore me and make me loose interest a$$wipe

DropShot:
Nincompoop, na my fault say the dunce called Jona.daft refused to use condom to fvck your moma? Abi na me say make the poor woman no abort you throway?

No be my fault say your gaylord papa a$$blaster/feccal cavity expander bang your a$$ till your shit push up enter your skull you no come fit think non-putrid thoughts again na

But wait!!!

Why all my G.E.J posters dey disappear na?

See See!! Return them ASAP without holes oh!

Or else

DropShot:
Since u no get sister, maybe na your aunty. And e fit be your moma too, I no care. As far as she go shag me. Hole na hole!

Not everybody accomodates farggot kocks like your mama, aunties, sisters, nieces, cousins, great aunties and all (yeah! I dey read your history and profile right now, Wanted in 10 galaxies and 15 realms for sexual depravity!!! Chai!!! ) in ya depraved family

So before you kommit an attempted blunder that would end you up korckless!! (No sharia tins)

You've been warned!!!

Though for mercies sake i am also advising that poking holes in every G.E.J poster you see is not illegal, it is just retarded and gross

DropShot:
Na fayose be your imbe.cilic papa abi na Jona.daft? Straight answer please!

Where you learn the word imbe.cile?

Oh I remember now

From your father chanting


I am the greatest imbe.cile that ever lived while holding his korck staring at a G.E.J poster

Issorite, continue

DropShot:
Na Jona.daft father you through an ashawo/who.re? I mean to say, na you be 'im bastarrd son wey dem carry come nairaland before election?

Straight answer please.

How you go understand straight answer when you think with your farggot kock in hand staring at G.E.J's poster?

Stop poking holes into everything around you including your mama at the sound of G.........E.........J

You're not qualified to demand answers from no one a$$wipe

DropShot:
I no need to do that since I can get your sister for 200 naira per hour to do shag.

Bwahahahahahahahahah

You must be high on congealed kunu and fermented ewedu

That was ya mama boy, yeah that woman you were mistaking for a non-existent sister of mine

Bwahahahahahahhahaha!!!!

But wait oh!! how can we be sure you've never used her to relieve one of those your numerous G.E.J high trips?
CheeeeeeeeeeesOS!!!

Tufiakwa........oloun maje

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DropShot:
by the time we put handcuff on Jona.daft's hands, you go no say khaki no be leather. I hear say una dey kick una pale and mile to wake them up from their slumber, na true?

Mouth no dey cut iroko tree, in other words...........enu o se so let me echo fayose hear, you don too talk, start doing numbskull.

DropShot:
Make i laugh you first
All the wailers who tried me before you have all packed up like condemned keke marwa. You surely no go fit try even if you like to.

By the way, did you remember to kick the a55 of your ogogoro drinking father to wake him up from his drunkenness before you left home this morning?

Not really, I was too busy fixing brains into your gays father deadskull, you know, chewing gworro is no cure for your condition!! But you're welcome to try alternative medicine.....well, whatever works for you just fixate on something else, not G.E.J

KingKuntaVart:
During GEJ's admin we had drones flying everywhere, we had airstrikes on boko haram left right and center..... if u cant see then u are blind.... buhari cant kill his boys ( boko haram ) reasons best known to him...

Don't mind the mastubating mastubators who suddenly think we've caught amnesia and forgotten so soon, he's looking for an excuse not to kill his brothers

DropShot:
So that the foolish gej can come back bah? You guys no get an atom weight of brain.

What can I say

G.E.J gives you a$$holes such a high

But I thought bubu the dullard was suppose to cure your addiction?

DropShot:
Yes, the lamentation brought about by your lord Jonafool that wasted six years of our life.

Continue mastubating

Dipshit!!

DropShot:
Your father bald head!

The foolish man from the creek spent six years and failed woefully, yet you open your stinking cavity to talk rubbish.
May thunder strike you and your lineage!

Shove it up dipshit!!!

Stop mastubating at the sound of G.E.J, go find something else to whet your kock on mastubating mastubator

Yomboy4ever:
You should be ashamed of ur sef Mr.
see D way your shameless He goat d one u call ur Hero left the airforce and u come here to blame PMB instead of raining curses on ur clueless uncle.

And you're obviously blind despite obviously having eyes to not have read that the disarmament of the military was deliberate and systematic and it wasn't done by G.E.J, well of course thinking about G.E.J turns you on and makes you salivate so why should I stop you mastubating mastubator

OrlandoOwoh:
No, opposition of wailing wailers.

No, I rather think and obviously you'll disagree with me, we have a regime of excusing excusers buffered up by the support of their loyalist mastubating mastubaters like you

UniqueGem:
Buhari is scolding APC senators saying they gave PDP victory in house of rep election on a platter of gold.

Bwahahahahaha

OOoooh this is gonna be fun

MrALIVE:
bad loser!!! Wailing wailers

Mastubating mastubators

amanze15:
wailers

Mastubators

Damjoy:
And their tears shall never dry

And your mastubating will never cease

lagmostkuit:
I no want dat one!

I go give am to somebody else oh!!! You better make up your mind before somebody else snatch your asylum oh!

This case is dead and extinct like the dinosaurs, but more importantly is the ramifications for buhari especially if this case is interpreted as having his backing, it is one thing to be "uninvoled" and/or covertly involved in NASS affairs, it is another to overtly try to exert control on the NASS, he's just making unnecessary enemies for himself so that he can have someone to point accusing fingers to after he fails

I think if this persists, saraki's kid gloves will come of sooner than expected and bubu's presidency will soon be giving him and his loyalists panic attacks and induced amnesia

chukwudi44:
They know they have no case else they would have been in court by now

And seriously, who is actually wailing here? To think the daft hypocrites Label us wailers just goes to say that noise making in Nigeria is a virtue, shout the loudest and longest and gullible peeps will start to say you're obviously right (@ least, if only to earn them respite from your noise)

Nienie:
When they come

And tell them the role of Disturber in Chief has been occupied

chukwudi44:
As painful as it is for you the fact remains that the 2007 Senate rule died with the 6th Senate hence the creation of the 2011 Senate rule for the 7 th Senate. The same thing is applicable to the 2011 Senate rules. Unlike our constitution(we do not have 1999,2003,2007,2011 and 2015 constitutions)

If you want to dispute that fact you go to court and not the police.

The only court this will end up in is in the court of public opinion where the gullible rule the jury and propaganda reigns supreme so stop wasting your breath with LYING LIARS inc

camaraderi:
Am sure if you are smart u shld know that the president has immunity and the Senators do not. If only you use 1% of your brain, you shld know that buhari is not a dullard, he was coursemate to Collin Powell,u can excuse his accent which is not the best and everybody's got an accent but the general is a fine officer and an intelligent one at that. No wonder he is your president. there is No way he could have rose to the rank of a General without using over 1% of his brain capabilities. Buhari was governor of 3 states in Nigeria ,became a minister of petroleum under General olusegun obasanjo.he was a GOC as well. Check out his achievements. Only in Nigeria will we have a Zoologist as president that can not even improve his field. I wonder where the zoo is uniport

The guy you're addressing might have 1% brain abilities but you got only shyte in yours, so all i have to do is commit a crime and remind everybody i drink akamu with obama every morning abi? The president might have immunity from prosecution while in office but can be prosecuted after he leaves and the option of impeachment is always there especially after his 97% to 5% exposition.

Nienie:
I am glad

No p, now redirect all your disturbers to me

Nienie:
This country tire me sha

No worry, I gat ya back boo

joseph1832:
At the embolden, are you saying you know more than the police?

Is that seriously a question?

Even my unborn baby knows more than the police and don't ask me how but remember with the Nigerian police, truth is less important than sucking up to and kissing the asses of powerful people plus since they are now experts in forgery, shouldn't buhari's cer-THIEF-icate be revisited?

dustmalik:
Mr. Wailer, you can also read another version of it here >>> http://www.punchng.com/news/police-confirm-senate-forgery/

LYING LIAR inc, you and thief-nubu can print it in as many pro-APcheat south-wastern media houses as you like, case is dead on arrival, only an impossible 2/3rd majority from the NASS can undo this, now you can go boil stone

lagmostkuit:
I'm sick and tired of Nigeria!





Pls can someone take me to Togo?

You can come to moa's place, it is been officially relabelled Togo's consulate for you