₦airaland Forum

Adminisher:
Jonathan was a slack undisciplined president presiding over slack undisciplined generals. If power had not changed Boko Haram would have overrun Abuja eventually .

From where?

I hope you don't mean damaturu-maiduguri road sha? Because them hold ground for there wella, unlike at the end of G.E.J's tenure

cyprus000:
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Counter my claims logically and stop behaving lyk a halfwit
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My late uncle was drafted into the army around 1965 after his o'levels, he never dropped his originals you shameless bunch of partisan liars

ionsman:
If you have the privilege of standing face to face with Buhari, can you tell him he is the dumbest president in the history of Nigeria?

Before nko??

I dey fear am ??

And how is that my privilege?? It should be called his privilege

chymystique:
All these sources them no get name? Sounds more like beer parlous gist. Make them no start wetin them no fit finish.

I taya oh!

maverickdude:
A braniac wt no workin brain

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there is a loony goofball on the loose recently escaped from numbskull psycho ward and neuro-psycho disorders research facility, please be advised, if spotted, call dullardhinho emergency services and don't engage personally, but better yet, shoot with tranquilliser if you have one as suspect is mostly dangerous to self

And just to dissabuse you of your ignorance loony, a braniac doesn't need a brain, it already is a one in a trillion gazillion brain

bigass123:
Calm down bro... You still have 4 solid years to rant and hate.
You can wail and rant all you want.. It changes nothing.
As long as Nigeria moves forward, I don't care if the change agent is a complete illiterate who can't read or right.. As long as the person has leadership qualities and delivers dividends of democracy to the ordinary Nigerian.
BTW.. I have a question for you: the 16 years of PDP misrule headed by "scholars" where did it bring Nigeria and its economy?
We are close to bankruptcy... Your "scholars" milked us dry. States couldn't pay her workers and the economy is in a standstill. What good has their scholarly thieving brains brought us? You still have guts to call someone who has totally different view of things and determined to recover looted funds an illiterate. You should be stoned to death in a sane society.

And is Nigeria moving forward?

bros856:
OMG, Human right freedom. Look at the caliber of person that is insulting or opening mouth on The President of the Federal Repbulic of Nigeria. This proves that we are still back in thinking. Asari Dokubo's Wife is a STACK illerate otherwise why disrepect the position of Buhari right now. She still believes Buhari is a candidate of APC. That is an insult on Nigeria as a whole including south south. This should be put to a stop if we should succeed as a country.

She might be a STACK illiterate
But that still makes her more qualified to give opinions on issues than your STARK illiterate president of northern Nigeria and his corrupt southern friends and apologists

maverickdude:
Sharrap.dumbskull

oh!!

[size=5]a dumbville loony on the loose, will the snail-bulance hurry up and come pick this goofball up before he harms himself? [/size]

alrahmanonline:
how can you be so heartless to rejoice When innocent souls are killed? forget about Buhari or GEJ, we are all human being,..
if you get excited When you hear the killings, then you're not human, Probably a monster, I'm not with you on this, Soo disheatning

Were these your sentiments one year ago?

Too little, too late!!

ApenaEde:
Terrorist wife of a Terrorist.
Buhari will come after ur Husband & other Niger delta terrorists disturbing Nigeria. including Biafra terrorists

Idiota!!!

We dey wait for your supeman Buhari nah!!

Abi you think say na by mouth?

Try and see

South wastern idiott!!!

ngmgeek:
At least, she has toned her rhetoric down because she knows they cannot bully Buhari like the[y did with Jonathan. Jonathan is a "bloody civilian" but this one is ready to deal with her husband.

We dey wait fo the ram to come deal with one militant na, make he no waste time

No be mouth dem dey take cut iroko tree and I will pyiith kwarrufftion no be by mouth too

maverickdude:
I dnt,i will probably knw when u learn ao to quote reasonably

Aaaw dude, thought that other dude thesonofmark schooled you a bit but i bet that didn't sink in did it? Am also guessing you belong to the “sophisticated" branch of the southwestern tree, well just so you know, down south, the real south, we find your lot very repulsive and you elicit revulsion, you might dominate the media and make a load of noise but that won't change the fact that we see you as the unfortunate diseased and handicapped member of the southern body, its unfortunate you're lumped with us and we can't put the almajiri's and alimis in their place because when push comes to shove, you'll buckle and drag us down with you, the popular and trending idea is amputating you of and i pray it happens because frankly, your lot disgraces us but then, why should you care what we think about and feel towards you? Every alimi slavemaster has to have a “sophisticated“ foot rug and slave don't they? No one envies you your woeful portion

Princessderaa:
Awww you romantic.therock5555 and lekinz stay away from me.lmao

*blushing*

*quickly rearranges face*

Woooooooooooooohoooooooooo!!!

*does a wild wild western classic style flip toss of me guns scarto and argento into the air while hoping to catch them in my holsters but unfortunately one hits my head*

No matter,

*whistles to me faithful horse bessy*

Saddle me up bess, we have an adventure afoot ahoof

We going to rustle up and pick the bounties on some outlaws by the names therock5555 and lekinz and then, we go win me a pretty dames heart and flowery token a.k.a panties

YeeeeeeeeeehAH!!!!

Giddy up bessy,
We ride for love, we ride for destiny, we ride for p*****es

Dbrainiac1:
Brainiac One, the prototype. Who're you Mr. Greenguy?

Prototype

Of the initial and now archaic version I hope

I am the end of the line, futuretech model and only one of its type

Matter of fact, I came from the future to study my evolution and early beginnings, nice meeting you............cheers

maverickdude:
ok..i nw undastnd d reason 4 quotin me

Don't you know when to simply shut your poo trap up

Dbrainiac1:

Identify ur self!!!
I shouldn't have a close name moniker sake

tayebest:
me no even understand why dem grant this yeye man bail.

Mayb that why he's running that his rough mouth...

Welcome to democracy 101

Where Pyiettin Kwarrufftion is not by mouth and can't be enforced or ensured by one Dullard

kikikikikikikiki

jamex089:
And now it must b stopped ASAP. our navy has got their job back. Onwards forever.

And the navy's job is protecting pipelines right

osile2012:
Most times ladies say all guys are they same (Meaning they are players and cheat). However, this could be as a result of makeup and alterations to pics.



These days most people meet via social networks(BMM, facebook, instagram, twitter etc),So alot of girls now over-package their pics before they post them online. Thanks to all the photo editing apps on smart phones these days, They can change the skin colour, remove all spots, stretch marks etc.

Now a guy sees your pics and contacts you either via Facebook, Instagram etc. You start to chat, from there you give number. You start talking on the phone. He invests alot of time and energy on the person he saw on the social network.

Then you are becoming attracted to him, You emotions might even get involved. You finally meet, he discovers you look different from the pics . Most guys wont tell you, they just play along. But from that moment, they know nothing serious will ever come out of this. You are still carried away in love and excitment, while the guy knows its just going to be about sex.

You sleep with him, and you fall more for him. You even take of more of you make up now. Now you are looking forward for something serious to come out of it, while the guy knows its just sex.

You think your his gf now, while he is looking for another and just keeps you for the sex. This can last for years and it will still end nowhere. By the time you discover he is not serious, instead of you to learn your lesson, you go back and edit your pics the more to make him jealous. In the process, another guy will see the new pics and come for you.

Now, you will say the other guy is a player, but you are the player. You play guys with fake enhanced pics online.

So i urge you girls, Try as much as possible to put your true and natural pics on your social network pages, so that anyone who is saying hi to you knows who they are coming for. I hope this saves a girl some heart break.

WORD!!!

Princessderaa:
* covers face*
sing a lullaby for me before i accept

Hmmmmmm!
Eleyi gidi gan !!! Or am i not lomantic?
*clears throat*
Ah hem!
......................Hush my love now don't you cry Everything will be all right Close your eyes and drift in dream Rest in peaceful sleep If there's one thing I hope I showed you Hope I showed you
Just give love to all Oh my love... in my arms tight Every day you give me life As I drift off to your world Rest in peaceful sleep I know there's one thing that you showed me That you showed me Just give love to all
Let's give love to all Just give love to all [color=orange]Let's give love to all[/color] [color=pink]Just give love to all[/color] [color=gray]Let's give love to all[/color]
Send a wish upon a star Send a wish upon a star
Now, how 'bout that?

Good and touching write up

Let me coin out some nuggets of wisdom and go use it score some points with some random gurl

Princessderaa:
*falls from maize tree*

my boo is untouchable

*springs from grass catapult to catch you like spiderman*

My lust desire for you is insatiable and will be legendary

GOD help whoever comes between me and you

rocks will become clay and mountains silt and both'll likewise be washed into the ocean

On the bright side, happy to note you didn't say your pants are untearable 'cos after am done with silt5555, am coming for 'em undies

@ odeotito
Sorry to disturb you but food don land again and as usual I'll be needing your take on this



But seriously, this unravelling of buhari's masterplan only bodes ill for Nigeria as a nation, would like to read the nation's take on this appointment today.

Twaci:
Am sure we can work something out

With everything you've learned from klaus et al ?
Haba! Please have mercy on my future wife and kids na

Princessderaa:
I will report you to my boo therock5555

And I will reinvent myself as the sledgehammer+dynamite99999 and smash+blast your boo into oblivion!!!!!
Then I will claim ownership of you

Pantless of Course

msmon:
@Op, what position will you put UNIBEN and UNICAL girls. They are definitely in Top 3. I stand to be corrected!

You dey mind the wayo OP?

To actually believe say he put south western schools ahead of south southern schools in terms of beauty just beggars belief

Check MBGN pageant, check which schools those gals come from then you'll understand

XavierBlue:
[s] i don't know if it the benefit though. You know guys are naturally polygamous and if he couldn't tap enough of those boobs and nyash before the breakup or if she denied him, believe me, if there is a way, hell so much love to tap them to the very last seconds I guess that just me.
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XavierBlue

Didn't read that

didn't even see that !!!

IN FACT, AM NOT THINKING ABOUT THE last second tap in I DID ON MY MOST RECENT EXE'S MINISTRY

Damn!!! I made sure she tapped out!!!

Twaci:
OP, I don't do any of those

I just sip ijebu garri and watch Vampire Diaries again and again.....U know Damon and Klaus gives the best tips when it comes to paybacks

Remind me never to date you

PunkyOh:
Very true. One thing with me though is, if I do happen to come across anything related to them- be it them in person, how they blink or some stupid comment they make to someone else. Even if it's unrelated to me or the relationship, it just makes me hate them so much lol. My love turns to hate then indifference. Nothing they do, after the break up, makes me want them back in any way. I become a HATER, honey. Lol! It just hurts so much I guess. Shrugs.

I know the transition and the feeling

Me, I just engage in random sex with total strangers

nerodenero:
Jus one major title more and she has 22 same with Stephy Graff and there is no stopping her from winning more major titles before she retires.

Serena, Omo ologede . Imagine after buying the ogede as a man and wanting to test the energy it sends to the joystick on Serena!!! Na wahala be that as she looks more of a man than a lady . The struggle between the duo go harsh

Idiota!!

hensben:


Laugh don er.ect my pri.ck, na were i wan chook am now, chekube don already go her papa house this morning.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!

Idiota