₦airaland Forum

Bollinger:
You do realize that the burden of success is on his shoulders as well as yours. If he implements a good strategy for cleaning up waste in Nigeria and you dump refuse on the streets, how is he to blame. If he asks that Nigerians be honest, and you offer and take bribe, how is he to blame? Making Nigeria is everyones responsibility.

Funny, okay not so funny I don't remember APC asking such precise ang specific questions from GEJ's government

mbulela:
How can you be gullible enough to expect a miracle?
All I expect is that governance at the center will no longer be business as usual.
That is the only CHANGE i voted for.

Thank GOD you stressed the "i" there. Gullible or not, miracles were promised, now the onus is on those who promised miracles to deliver because we are definitely going to collect our dues

OrlandoOwoh:
Those of you that voted massively for Jonathan even after he said he would toll your vehicle when he finished constructing the Second Niger Bridge, don't expect the miracle of Buhari constructing it without you being tolled.

Is this the best retort you can come up with?

Am disappointed

digitalembrace:
Yeah I believe that's actually the GOT quote of Ned to his kid.

Brandon the warg whiteseer, the three eyed raven, the direwolf who will fly

bigbams24:
Two things:

1. 4 years is never going to be enough to fix a lot of the issues wrong with this country. But the thing is, all what we can ask for is to see progress in all aspects. Then they won't need to spend billions on campaign because we will want them to continue with the progress.

2. Most of the people who will react negatively to these statements are the sore losers who followed GEJ to his political grave. If you want to be objective enough, you'd know that no miracle is expected of any single government no matter what they said before entering. We didn't chase GEJ out because he didn't perform miracles as his supporters always want to believe. We sent him packing because he wasn't progressing the country in any way that impacts the people's lives and he was both inept and corrupt at the same time. None of those who voted him out will regret it because if GMB fails, we'll just as well send him packing again. So stop the taunts about what they promised and what we are going to see. GEJ had 6 years, 4 years isn't too much to give someone else.

Who's we

Speak for yourself alone though I wouldn't totally disagree with your argument, i'll only add to it with my theory that most people who voted for him who were not of the hausa/fulani extraction did it because the then opposition made arguments to the belief that GEJ could not perform miracles because he was inept and his administration was corrupt. Now that GMB's incoming government will be allegedly astute and incorrupt, it is logical for Nigerians to expect him to deliver those miracles that GEJ could not deliver because of his shortcomings

jaybee3:
Having realistic expectations is different from lowering expectations

Yet reality isn't a currency APC supporters were or are ready to trade in under GEJ, so we won't be realistic with GMB, we want our miracles

wakacome:
So if for example if olisa metuh should say something then it means goodluck jonathan must know about it??

No, but when he does, and does not agree, he is expected to refute it

wakacome:
Oh so lai mohammed is now the buhari you mentioned earlier?or the incoming president??

And did buhari refute that claim before the election? So it is now that it is convenient for him to deny it abi?

afolag:
It takes more than just sitting down folding your hands, i believe nigerians are ready to go through the process. The much anticipated change starts with every individuals. A change to the way you think as a nigerian to the way you treat yourself and neighbours. This way we will all enjoy the dividends of democracy.
performing the civic responsibility,obeying the rules and regulations,lecturers stop taking bribes and asking for sex, e.t.c . Its going to be a bit difficult due to the present economic situation around the world. Its a collective effort and I believe we will get there.
We all have to be ready, its not only the government job.

Oh! I get it, under GEJ, it was the presidency's responsibility but now it is a collective responsibility under buhari abi?

#eyes_wide_open_watching_in_3D

Damage control must fail!!!

Jimi Agbaje must enter!!

I hope there are enough indigenous Lagosians to vote for ambode or its bye bye hay fee cee, bye bye jangban thief-nubu, bye bye fashola.

Welcome to change APC style, I don't blame the Oba of Lagos for his threats and vagabond outbursts, I blame Lugard and the british for lumping us together in one country and making Lagos the Capital or else who is the oba of lagos to tell me how to and whom to vote for? Screw him! am voting for Agbaje for this if not for any other reason, let him come and drown me in his lagoon


BULLSHYTE

The development of Lagos was due to the fact that the Oba's predecessors welcomed these same conditions of influx of non indigenes and multi-ethnicity plus the states previous status as political capital of the country that the stewpid oba is underplaying and being dismissive of today, so now that lagos is urban and metropolitan, being Nigerian is no longer enough to earn you your right to your choice of political candidate, peace and prosperity you also have to be lagosian abi? koni da fun oba eko what rubbish!!!

And in britain our colonial masters that lumped us together, do you ever hear or have you ever heard of an English man or an English monarch telling a scott, a welsh or a northen irish man that london does not belong to them that they should go back to glassglow, cardiff or belfast respectively before they can exercise any political rights

And for me who comes from the Niger delta whose resources were used to develop lagos, resources that yoruba people keep saying belongs to the whole country not just the Niger Delta, why won't i or shouldn't i call Lagos No Mans land or vote whoever i like? Or should i go back to my delta state to vote too when i live in Lagos state

The thunder that will fire any lagos indigene or Oba telling me i have no rights in lagos is still doing press up.
So Jonathan is yet to leave and you guys have started flexing muscles abi? Will you ever dare say this to Hausas? So, we are now fair game to you abi? When Agbaje wins, you all, fashola and thief-nubu should come and do your worst

Plus if any harm comes to any non indegene of Lagos then likewise any progress that came to the state due to its status as political capital of Nigeria, from the proceeds of Niger Delta oil and from the states multi-ethnic nature that brought the office of oba rilwan to political prominence will be reversed and sunk back into its ancient fetid swamps IJN!!! Ase

Welcome to change APC style, I don't blame the Oba of Lagos for his threats and vagabond outbursts, I blame Lugard and the british for lumping us together in one country and making Lagos the Capital or else who is the oba of lagos to tell me how to and whom to vote for? Screw him! am voting for Agbaje for this if not for any other reason, let him come and drown me in his lagoon


BULLSHYTE

The development of Lagos was due to the fact that the Oba's predecessors welcomed these same conditions of influx of non indigenes and multi-ethnicity plus the states previous status as political capital of the country that the stewpid oba is underplaying and being dismissive of today, so now that lagos is urban and metropolitan, being Nigerian is no longer enough to earn you your right to your choice of political candidate, peace and prosperity you also have to be lagosian abi? koni da fun oba eko what rubbish!!!

And in britain our colonial masters that lumped us together, do you ever hear or have you ever heard of an English man or an English monarch telling a scott, a welsh or a northen irish man that london does not belong to them that they should go back to glassglow, cardiff or belfast respectively before they can exercise any political rights

And for me who comes from the Niger delta whose resources were used to develop lagos, resources that yoruba people keep saying belongs to the whole country not just the Niger Delta, why won't i or shouldn't i call Lagos No Mans land or vote whoever i like? Or should i go back to my delta state to vote too when i live in Lagos state

The thunder that will fire any lagos indigene or Oba telling me i have no rights in lagos is still doing press up.
So Jonathan is yet to leave and you guys have started flexing muscles abi? Will you ever dare say this to Hausas? So, we are now fair game to you abi? When Agbaje wins, you all, fashola and thief-nubu should come and do your worst

Plus if any harm comes to any non indegene of Lagos then likewise any progress that came to the state due to its status as political capital of Nigeria, from the proceeds of Niger Delta oil and from the states multi-ethnic nature that brought the office of oba rilwan to political prominence will be reversed and sunk back into its ancient fetid swamps IJN!!! Ase

Eruditor:
You want APC, to implement PDPs CONFAB report? You claim militants are itching for the military option? Hahahahaha. Because during such confrontations only the military suffer casualties and the militants always get the upperhand? Hahahaha.

Hope you are not Gbomo Jomo. You sound like someone who's source of livelihood stems from over-bloating the impact of militancy in Nigeria and her economy. At least, you are a better head than that oaf above who doesn't know the difference between LOSE and LOOSE.

Now am beginning to smell blood cret1n, I've been reasonably impersonal so far but since you can't help being a douche, I'm going to have to take the socially responsible task of reforming you. Next move is yours but am hoping you say something offensive, twill help me let loose

Eruditor:
This show of faux-esoterism worked for those you communicated with in the past abi? It failed today. Don't try to circumvent your way through the LOOSE-LOOSE gaffe. I initially told you to stick to your turf. See why yielding to good counsel is good? Now here is another one that will help: kill yourself before rank idiocy takes the glory.

Dude while it is my style to result to invectives whenever I smell blood in a reasonably worthy prey, the fact that you took that route before me forces me to, well, play the matured dude part and your wordplay might impress you but frankly, I've seen much much better, matter of fact, I was raised by a whole different level better than you'll ever be in your most unrealistic of imaginations but that is not the topic here is it? You started by carelessly using the word obliterate and when called on it, in an attempt to make it passable, you claimed you substituted it for the word effaced which a mere mortal like me wouldn't comprehend, I not so typically let that slide as my eye was on the topic and like a true gladiator, I was looking forward to combat with you in that arena. Now your tack may sound in your head like you being smart but I see through your bluff homo sapien, so quit stonewalling with your fabian tactics which though I play along with, doesn't make me loose sight of the real quarry here but I'll recommend to you that you step of your high horse before you ride of a cliff though I don't expect you to listen.

And erm.....before we get back on track, do you even know what a double entrendre is? I'll like to assume you do because your response says to me that you realise that another meaning could be subtly woven into the first but since you were in a hurry to prove how not so smart you were, you missed it and now, you'll never admit it because it shows you your obvious flaws one of which is the unscientific reliance on assumptions.
You might be good at bluffing yourself out of sticky situations but am guessing you've never been pit against a wolverine have you? Well keep this up and you'll find out what that means when the wear down becomes too obvious for you to pretend it is otherwise.























Waiting for another effing stvpid response from you

handie:
Bright007 my real girl. How far na? Remember You termed me a GMB robot and say A certificateless fellow will never lead you? Well, that certificateless fellow will start leading you from May 29 insha Allah. Any plans to port to Togo, Benin, Sierra Leone, Mozambique, Zimbabwe, Somalia or Liberia?

Eh hem

April 22

ROCKHARDDK:
Ma guy never sey someone shuld try anything he/she want to in a gesture to mocking them.. Ma guy asari and the rest are like what we yorubas call "ewo" eglish is (boil) that is right between the scrotum that you either rush at eliminating and destroy either one or even both scrotum. You guys think too soft of what SS till SE is capable of pulling when it comes to "Kasala". Remember all u dat the so called military ur relying on have got loyals of the SS and SE too.... Ma guy if most especially we yorubas provoke another Civil war by our loose comments, I bet u even in the interiors of yoruba vilages it will get to them and even if u feel Nigerian troops will win again, then you'll discover what powers are in the dark ready to slip the country by just sparking up a fire within, take sides with anti-gov fighters and bro all those ur mighty Jet/armoury display and war-film mindset will suffer from reality... Naija can't destroy SS SE lai lai so mellow and call for a table discusion becos oga buharo no fit, who born "waka cum chop" government.... Yoruba ka so ara wa fun ote si se (SS ati SE)

My guy, it is because of people like you that I don't generalize whenever someone plays the ethnic card with me, at least 40% of the southwest voted GEJ in the last election and I am happy to know we still have friends there

Revolva:

where and wat part of the world mountain have u been residing.....

That actually, is a question for you

ShineuEye:
Edo state is not part of Niger delta, change the title, these are Oshiomhole's people
Disregard it, Edo state is part of SS but not Niger delta.

Seconded

lygn19:
Which one is Niger delta group, speak for ur tribe or state o, say Edo state group....

Me sef I taya for these pro buhari edo state peeps wen wan dey claim to speak for all of us oh!! If south south don taya them n dem no go detach join southwaest?

vivaciouzz:
Am so proud of my boys..but d hv put me in big wahala o..my bf is a Liverpool fan,now he refused to talk to me again

Then it is time for you to change boyfriends to someone with a big gun and leave your soon to be ex boyfriend to walk alone

Eruditor:
This is what we call verbose gibberish

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Funny, I thought exactly the same thing about you .....tis a strange way the mind works sometimes

I replaced the word efface with obliterate in my response to help your puny mind. You and your generation of English teachers will lose fair and square against me, in any comprehension class so save yourself further embarrassment and stick to your turf.

Oooh! Now am confused I've never come across that word before e e e e ef ef effac effake effazed efface. Ok you gat me, I surrender to you the almighty wordsmith............. Nah
just messing wif ya so i gat me a puny mind uhn? well, if your delusion helps you sleep at night, who am i to convince you otherwise? So now am an english teacher? Am guessing from you that should be a complement right? Well, tanx I guess you know that thing about pride going before a .............? Well, I believe you're astute enough to remember what humpty dumpty looked like after the ..........

And dimwitted quasi-scholar, I meant LOSE-LOSE which is antonymical to WIN-WIN, you raging ignoramus. The word you put there is the opposite of 'tight'.

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother replying these self-disrespecting cretins.

And you're far too smart for your own good mr pseudo-chaucer or is it byron? Oh! I get it you might be angling for Shakespeare...... , yeah so I put a loose in there, now two things are involved, it may either be a typo or it may be a double entrendre, if it is a typo, then I can't blame you for working with any ammo at your disposal seeing how hard it is to scrounge one out with me but if it is a double entrendre, it figures that you might not actually be as good as you rate your self Mr.am so good at comprehension i can't help myself so retrace your steps and think twice before committing further blunders because things aren't always what they seem

This might not be a revelation to you, but still, it is worth mentioning, the fact that you're comparatively well educated doesn't translate into other people being poorly educated so while you let that sink in i'll go further and say with what i've seen so far, i'll rather be a whatsit?..........ah! Yes, self disrespecting cretin than be you.

By the way, haven't we gotten ourselves derailed from the topic?

netmillionaires:
i called U clueless because
1. U lack manner. U were asked to say what is and not what u think and all u could do is shout JUVENILE THINKING. What does that say about U? Ask urself.
2. And for shouting U know better... U make me laff. To start with, what's ur connection with the insiders? I know the answer is NONE... Do U know the Fasholas in Person? No! Do U know the Obasanjos in person? No!... I will tell U things about these people; their lineage, etc. Things U will never see on newspapers to let U know we are on diff level here. Just stop blasting people who know better than U do. It does u no good.
1st lesson on arguement... Attack the subject matter and not the opponent.

1. I was once given advice on what to do when faced with the unknown, that advice was simple... "Start with what you know! Stick with the truth! It'll save you from embarrassment" so when I said juvenile thinking, I wasn't shouting, neither was I insulting, I was passing one obvious message across, I was, I still am disappointed with the adult who asked a rhetorical question and while knowing the answer, hoped that the audience would be peopled by ignoramuses who wouldn't so he could spoonfeed them with tailor made lies and half truths that buttress his arguments and fit into his agenda.

2. I'll go one better on your behalf, you don't just know the Obj's and Fashola's, you're actually Obj and this is your NL moniker how else would you know his motives, strategies, affiliations including genealogy as well as the man himself? Welldone baba iyabo

3. I never claimed to know better than you did I? But nevertheless, there are things that I do know and on those issues, I suffer episodes of bemusement whenever someone tries to edit the obvious

Second lesson on argument......the messenger is a part of the message.

Eruditor:
Just a few comprehension classes and you'd be good to go. I said "your people will face the environmental impact AND your militants will still be obliterated". That's a lose-lose. Get in touch.

And I replied that it is nothing new and besides, obliteration is a nice big word of a sucker punch that only lightweights and empty barrels throw about aimlessly and stewpidly during anonymous e-brawls, now the act,.....the act isn't something I believe you comprehend or you'll never use the word callously. For obliteration, I think an associated word is attrition, and I don't remember attrition being a tactic exclusive to any armed group and besides, aren't your would be protagonists restricted by a not totally adhered to code of conduct? So obliteration.....you wish.

And also, I believe you meant loose-loose-LOOSE with the FG and the economy being the biggest losers, well besides ND civilians of course

Now who has the obvious comprehension issues?

netmillionaires:
clueless U. Go on blabbing. U better go and ask people who know politics well b4 u come here talking trash.

People like you abi?

I'll rather be clueless

And on asking peeps who know better, you first

Practice what you preach

olas24u:
Its impossible to fight insurgency of this type in 2 months, The army as been compromised ,starved of funds and lack equipments coupled with the politics involved.

And yet, those didn't suffice as excuses when GEJ was your scapegoat abi?

Yeye dey smell

Akposkool:
hey am not the cause of your brain problems OK. Please move ahead

Orhue!!!

Ojhihe!!!

Whe owho nho evhori bi kpokpo mtcheeew

Tinfoil isoko wannabe

Whe te rhu ekpa jo, a te gbe r'uzo ra kufie ro da amhe