₦airaland Forum

jazzsoul:
Why is it acceptable in Nigeria to address terrorists as "militants'? These guys are simply domestic terrorists carrying out acts of economic sabotage against the nation. In a serious country, these guys would have been tried and sentenced to long and well deserved prison sentences.

Yes of course

After Buhari starts serving his jail time for perjury

netmillionaires:
and who said OBJ went to bring Jonathan as Yaradus's running mate because of Niger Deltans causing trouble?

No he went to bring him so that he will be catching fish in Aso rock

Mtcheeeeeew!!!!

Juvenile thinking

Akposkool:
Oh my gosh what's wrong our brothers na. As a deltan and an isoko, am terribly worried o. Why do they want to cause problems in our peaceful state. I blame pdp for this because when they wanted a mass rigging they left all other South South States and chose delta. Now buhari that we supported will think we are against him. Please my president pardon these few selfish iddiots fighting for their pockets at the expense of our old and poor parents. We won't accept this kind of insurgency it's never a trait of deltans to be seen as trouble makers. God bless Nigerians we will fight this internally even before it gets to the federal office. Thanks Nigerians

Who's we ?

I completely and totally repudiate and deny any affiliation with you

Oyhele nho bi so ma e owo isoko ma te mu ohon na o, yain gwolo ogbe nho whe rhe ruru oma ra fhio

Mtcheeew!

Eruditor:
Ignoramus. Your Otuoke man made you believe your militants were that powerful? Guess again. This is about using the resources available to a country to fight a minor group of misled miscreants.

What resources It better be human alone and nothing else

All that pipeline explosion humdrum is like cutting one's nose to spite their face. Your people will suffer the environmental impact and your group will still be effaced.

Guess again.

A price we are eager, not just willing to pay plus, has there ever been a time in recent memory when the environment wasn't isn't being affected negatively?

Come with something new abeg!!

Aseneshii:
Mscheww .... What you are trying to say is that, we should allow Niger deltans rule no matter how clueless the person is, SMH . let them blow all the oil pipelines.. Nigeria is too big for one region or tribe to hold her to her knee.

Spoken like a true ignoramus

Congrats

Didn't benue vote for change

Well, it couldn't get any changier could it?

BlackGirlsCode:
No. I actually am not.

I am hoping for a Buhari-presidency. We need him to pull out or at least begin the sucess of pulling out the roots of corruption within our system.

So you say

BlackGirlsCode:
Olodo if Buhari can't be sworn in, his VP (Osibanjo) takes the crown.

Do you guys know your law?

I bet you're angling for that outcome....

Ain't you

praxisnetworks:
werrey... I dont joke.

Like I said,

There's a market for hot air, I suggest you go there, you're not in my league

teejaykkr:
Is there any hypocrites that pass PDP?
PDP d number one riggers.

Sai BABA

Ignored

masseratti:
dream on man,L wish you good luck

And i was about to mail you peeled onions to motivate you

C'mon be a good sport lad!

emmatok:
PVC COLLECTION BY GEOPOLITICAL ZONES
S/N North West States Number of Registered Voters Number of Cards Collected by Voters % Collection
1 Jigawa 1,831,276 1,757,658 95.98
2 Kaduna 3,407,222 3,174,519 93.17
3 Kano 4,975,701 4,112,039 82.64
4 Katsina 2,827,943 2,620,096 92.65
5 Kebbi 1,470,648 1,372,630 93.34
6 Sokoto 1,611,929 1,527,004 94.73
7 Zamfara 1,495,717 1,435,452 95.97
TOTAL 17,620,436 15,999,398 90.80

S/N North East States Number of Registered Voters Number of Cards Collected by Voters % Collection
1 Adamawa 1,559,012 1,381,571 88.62
2 Bauchi 2,054,125 1,967,081 95.76
3 Borno 1,934,079 1,407,777 72.79
4 Gombe 1,120,023 1,070,725 95.60
5 Taraba 1,340,652 1,270,889 94.80
6 Yobe 1,099,970 824,401 74.95
TOTAL 9,107,861 7,922,444 86.98

S/N North Central States Number of Registered Voters Number of Cards Collected by Voters % Collection
1 Benue 2,015,452 1,607,800 79.77
2 Kogi 1,350,883 926,013 68.55
3 Kwara 1,142,267 889,067 77.83
4 Nasarawa 1,242,667 1,048,053 84.34
5 Niger 2,014,317 1,682,058 83.51
6 Plateau 2,001,825 1,508,585 75.36
TOTAL 9,767,411 7,661,576 78.44

S/N South West States Number of Registered Voters Number of Cards Collected by Voters % Collection
1 Ekiti 732,021 522,107 71.32
2 Lagos 5,822,207 3,799,274 65.25
3 Ogun 1,829,534 1,125,657 61.53
4 Ondo 1,524,655 1,118,479 73.36
5 Osun 1,407,107 1,033,229 73.43
6 Oyo 2,415,566 1,639,967 67.89
TOTAL 13,731,090 9,238,713 67.28

S/N South East States Number of Registered Voters Number of Cards Collected by Voters % Collection
1 Abia 1,396,162 1,183,127 84.74
2 Anambra 1,963,173 1,658,967 84.50
3 Eboyi 1,074,273 848,392 78.97
4 Enugu 1,429,221 1,223,606 85.61
5 Imo 1,803,030 1,707,449 94.70
TOTAL 7,665,859 6,621,541 86.38

S/N South South States Number of Registered Voters Number of Cards Collected by Voters % Collection
1 Akwa-Ibom 1,680,759 1,587,566 94.96
2[b]Bayelsa 610,373 548,585 89.88[/b]
3[b]Cross River 1,175,623 983,968 83.70[/b]
4 Delta 2,275,264 1,939,952 85.26
5 Edo 1,779,738 1,230,566 68.81
6 Rivers 2,537,590 2,127,837 83.85
TOTAL 10,059,347 8,418,474 83.69

Ol'boy!
Wetin dey worry you sef
You no go hide our expo?
You wan reveal our secret abi

Take ya time oh!

smoothsk:
You haven't answered my question. For the record no one thinks you STUPID (we are all entitled to our personal opinion(s))

In other words, I just told you to read my lips

Seriously I expected you to understand what I didn't say

masseratti:
not needed,swim in it

I will, just as soon as i erect my beach house on the shores of the ocean you're going to create

Oya!
Na you I dey wait for oh!

mojibbz:
LMAO! You my friend must be a comedian. Damn! You are so funny...

Happy to have brought you some comic relief

Enjoy the hilarity

...............but in between the lines...............

smoothsk:
What will you do if GMB is declared winner eventually? I understand we are all entitled to our personal beliefs and opinion but am curious about what this will mean to you.

Do you think me stupid enough to start making threats here on nairaland even though it is an anonymous forum?

I'll only say, buy your popcorn and diet coke and hustle for a front row seat to see this reality show unfold.
And am not speaking for me alone

masseratti:
smart, but no wailing on this side of the globe

Too bad, well then you don't meet the criteria and therefore can't get the reward!!!

You coulda gotten yourself a nice lagoon

smoothsk:
To what purpose? And what do you expect to gain boy?

I never lied to you

I oppose buhari to the core of my being

Rationality has nothing to do with this

And one more thing, never call me boy again, I think I've tolerated it long enough

masseratti:
i can but after you cry me a lagoon

Not before you weep and wail me two oceans (pacific and and atlantic)

praxisnetworks:
in your drimz...try nonsense and see yoruba reclaim land till Ebonyi!

For the respect I have for my many yoruba friends and relations, I won't fall into the generalisation trap and be counted your contemporary, needless to say, one on one, you and me, your false bravado will fail you! Even your shadow will run so be careful, why it is safe to challenge people on an anonymous forum like this, don't make them take you too serious because you can never know who is who.
And on claiming land to ebonyin :
Don't make me laugh
Bottle your most potent weapon (hot air) and try and market it in russia, I hear they, the U.S and china have a thing for assorted weapon systems

smoothsk:
.

Son, you don't know nothing about that trust me is it worth it?

It is worth blood, lives and property, it is worth it to me, even at the cost of my life, need i say more?

masseratti:
the figure wont corresponde cos trhey have rigged it,how come Akwa Ibom a state not with the population size of Alimosho lga have more voters than Lagos?

Cry me a river

foxxynik:
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Baits!....

And who/what is the bait and who/what is the quarry?

smoothsk:
Bro, war is not an option it's a terrible thing to happen to any country

Then pray we break peacefully

AnanseK:
[s]Rubbish!

When your WAEC result is out let me know. Meanwhile study hard and use google properly to get your definitions right .[/s] in fewer words, I be olodo please understand my plight

Okay no P
I empathise

AnanseK:
Your gutter upbringing is manifest. No wonder you don't give a damn about morality, justice and FairPlay - just like the clueless one.

We saw on video how numbers were been manufactured and added to Rivers state PDP and the same happened in Enugu, cross river , Bayelsa and all the Eastern and SS states.

Save the innuendo for someone who actually gives a sh1t

Oya define

1. Contradiction.

2, Partisanship.
And
3. Irony.

Justify the time and money spent on your education

themodernman:
Go siddon for shiiit!

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E dey pain sha!!![/size]

mpowa:
There's no rigging in the North and South West, Voting took place, People got the results and started posting on the social network immediately, but SE and SS, since Saturday... **I AM SHORT OF WORDS**, it is also in these regions that card readers failed like no man's business, it is also in this region that you'll rarely see void votes, while others are having 5000, 40,000 voids, and then the delay to see results from other states, won't be surprised if the turnout of voters in these region is 100% hmm! Na wa oh! E no go easy.

Its funny and ironical you can see a proverbial speck in the SS/SE eyes through your obviously iroko tree logged Northern eyes

speener:
When the chips are down, you will care. They are UN, they are the police of the world, they are world's most strongest nations.
Remember they refused to sell arms to you and you people couldn't fight ordinary boko haram.
The uk and US politicians can fight internally, but when it comes to foreign policy, they different political factions unite and deal with it. Don't under rate them.

Oh really

Now tell me about the republican controlled congress vis-a-vis Netanyahu, isreal and iran

Oh sorry

I didn't see that you tripped the ignoramus alert

My sincere apologies

AnanseK:
[s]The so called under-age voting is a fabrication. Photoshop of children in queue.
We are watchful . Jonathan May be the president of niger Delta soon.[/s]

Don't tell me so much time and money was expended on your education in futility

Are those the definitions of "contradiction, partisanship and irony?"

AnanseK:
We have rejected Jonathan and he cannot rule us by force. He may soon be the president of Niger Delta Republic and we don't mind at all. But never, never will he be the president of a united Nigeria again. Mark my word.

I'll drink to that

where's that orijin

#Let'smakeithappen

Won't miss ya

smoothsk:
Seriously is GEJ the best candidate for presidency? Also is GMB the best candidate for presidency?

I believe Nigeria still got a long way to go.

Ask yourself why are you voting for GEJ?
And those of you shouting change, ask yourself what exactly is this so called CHANGE you want?

Citizens should be more concerned about each candidates manifesto rather than joining bandwagon to chant what they know nothing about.

Guess it's too late for all that now!

Well, you're right of course

You ask poignant questions

But i'll rather Nigeria break-up than see buhari rule and that's all what is in it for me.......my hatred of buhari, but that's my own and I stress own and personal opinion.