₦airaland Forum

Ersan:
That might be the lamest insult i've ever read on nairaland. How old are you small fry?

Insult?

You call that an insult?

Now you insult me

That was just a calling card

Oh!......is it getting warmer in here?

On my age..............

Too old to be doing this........ But anonymity permits me a wee bit of childishness without the associated frowns so why the hell not?

Ersan:
Good for you. Unfortunately the same cant be said of your brothers all around the world.

How's the stench from your festering cesspit?

Of course, that'll be heaven to you seeing as you're a maggot!


Enjoy yourself

Thatgirl457:
If you want to insult someone's religion go and do it behind closed doors not I front of the whole world because you would be starting a war

A war?

Between me and you?

Hell yeah! Bring it on, i choose my crib as the battlefield

On a serious note.........

I as a christian find it absurd that a muslim will declare their prophet Muhammed as holy and insist i comply with that assessment of theirs or risk a war! I will take a war over peace on exclusively your terms so screw any muslim that says if i don't accept muhammed's holiness they'll do me in! To them i say bring it on!!!

Twaci:
Sparred? Nah, don't think so.
Danced? Most likely

Then a difference in perspectives then............. Sparring to me is dancing

Twaci:
Well OP, your signature says it all

Not this time

Your moniker seems familiar, have we sparred before?

Just few hours ago, the news about controversial man of God, Apostle Johnson Suleman, was accused by a Canadian based musician and alleged lover, Stephanie Otobo of impregnating and dumping her.
According to Sahara Reporters, it was disclosed that the lady who goes by the stage name, Kimora contacted top Nigerian law chamber, Festus Keyamo chambers to help her file the lawsuit against Suleman.
However, in a twist the young lady has come out to debunk all the claims made in the news by Sahara Reporters.
Otobo, who disclosed she's just 23-year-old and doesn't know Festus Keyamo from anywhere, revealed that some gullible individuals are out to make money from the innocent man of God, by using her as a bait.
The lady who expressed shock over the media propaganda being championed by Sahara Reporters, saying that the N500m claims is such a huge sum to come about. She further revealed that she's from a broken home and her separated parents can never dream of pulling just 1% of such an amount in a very long time.
While refuting the allegations made against Apostle Suleiman by Festus Keyamo on her behalf, Otobo is calling on Nigerians of good will to discard the earlier media propaganda and consider same as totally false and untrue.
"Yes, I had an encounter with some officers The Nigeria Police few days back; but I don't remember making any such ambiguous claims against a reputable man of God in the status of Apostle Johnson Suleiman. Let the man of God alone please" she said.
It is well!

https://gossip.naij.com/1092036-apostle-suleman-innocent-i-dont-festus-keyamo-alleged-lover-confesses.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGEID10%2C2143697358

Kaysalas:
just objectively consider all points raised here and see things for yourself. Cheers

By the way, have you looked up illiterate in the dictionary yet? Please do, to avoid using it carelessly next time.

You can read and write yet he calls you illiterate! bwahahahaha! Typical quota system beneficiary!

nextprince:
Who is avoiding u?

oh i know who's avoiding me

For what?

for being intellectually superior to you and outstripping you in terms of cognitive and mental performance that is, besides whooping your ass continually and forcing you to re-evaluate your sense of religious affirmative action

Actually, I may start avoiding u when I notice u are making far too much sense for my own good just the way it already seems now.

no surprises there

nextprince:
U are looking for statistics despite cases of rape by ur religious adherents hitting the headlines on hourly basis? This is why I keep saying, 'sharrap' cos you keep raising issues which even a 5yr old wouldn't doubt.

Statistics dunderhead debater!

Stats! ...........

Make the claim, provide the proof or shoulder the blame!

nextprince:
And how has child rape reduced on the side which criminalises it even in the holy places?

You claim to have all the statistics.....

Furnish us with them..........

Or are you a quota system education product who makes claims only for propaganda effect?

nextprince:
But I have dismissed you for long and this the last fvck I will give.
Subsequently, you will be so ignored that you wonder if you actually exist.

Aaaaw


See me crying........

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



A memed IDGAF crew rebuttal didn't see that one coming

nextprince:
Sharrap.
It centres around sexual relationship between minors and adults.

Sharrap twerp!

It centres around legalisation and parental/societal consent of the minors parent/immediate society of sexual relationship between a minor and an adult

nextprince:
What a justification.

Tongue tied?

When will you advocate for buhari to be arrested for raping aisha in za oda ruum instead of celebrating him?

Ersan:
Christianity was pulled out of a shitty hairy arsehole.


I would understand "underage" marriages but youve never heard a muslim condemn suicide bombing?

I think its either youre a liar or plain re.tarded small fry. Either way, its sad.

Hahahahahahahaha

Here's more like it

Our hairy arsehole to your grimy festering dungpit (for islam of course) I'll never stop living and loving my "hairy arsehole"

nextprince:
Just don't worry, u are noted.

For a beheading i hope

Thatgirl457:
How is it true so you are telling me when I insult Jesus it is the truth

Please if you don't have anything nice to say the shut up

did Jesus do anything that would perpetually earn him insults? If yes, insult away.........its your rightful opinion!

nextprince:
Don't worry. Noted.

Disappointing!

Was hoping you'll declare a fatwa and bring your northern goons for my jugular!

Haven't had a memorable adrenaline trip in quite a while!

Thanks for your concern though, your less educated breed never worry me because i know them to be mere zombies with a blood lust instigated by some shady paedophile mullah whose head will be needing parting from his shoulders!

And its healthy you let your prophet muhammed fight me and his other battles himself and manage your anger issues

Peace!

nextprince:
And that is a complement to Islam right? This is where problems always break out btw u lots and the muslims in the north. Just imagine saying this things b4 a muslim. And for nl administration to allow things like this shows its partisanship. Just imagine me saying same about Jesus Christ (which of course I will never).

U mean similar derogatory description of the Prophet are just OPINIONS?
Well, u know where u can do that and get away with it, social media. And don't be too carried away as well.

In fewer words you're implying that your venerated muhammed needs protection from little lonely me? well fvck him! And please do go ballistic about Jesus whom i'll like to inform you doesn't need my protection because i view him as an active force not a fable needing constant revalidation and that is a major paradigm shift apart in terms of philosophies! And yes that's my opinion! The question is, why should you, your religion and your prophet need protection from my opinion?
Do you notice that apart from your subtle threat to have me lynched in your majority northern muslim areas that we are actually having a debate? Why should you force an assumed holiness of your prophet on me, declare him untouchable and expect me to comply? he's dipshit! (My opinion) and if you don't like it, quit nairaland!

nextprince:
RoyalRoy, this is the second time I'm bringing this man to your notice. Pls, is nairaland a place for the muslims to be continously insulted?

CC
seun.

He said muhammed is languishing in hell (his opinion), how is that an insult to you and other muslims? Counteract him by stating why you know muhammed is not in hell, unless muhammed is a nairalander, he/she is entitled to have opinions of him that you wouldn't agree about, like you muslims refer to Jesus as another mere prophet and we don't scream blue murder about it!

What is it with some of you muslims and your feeling of entitlement to protection from our opinions against your religion and your prophet? fvck that feeling bro! We ain't buying into it!

And seun for playing along and censoring non-insultive legitimate opinions, that pathway leads to the loss of that freedom that is the whole idea behind nairaland! ....... So kontinuu! Imagine being prevented from presenting opposing views in the islamic section after clicking that i am not muslim!

deandavid:
Not only Edo o, we many for Delta o. its just that the ruling elites in Delta state have impoverished the people for so long, many of them cant think well again. But PMB's administration is resetting their minds

Guy i swear down if i catch you! I go reset your head! where for waffi u dey? Ekpa!

deandavid:
We? maybe i should explain. there are two kinds of Niger Deltans, the ones who celebrate criminality, mediocrity, thuggery and thieves these ones are in the helm of affairs in the Niger Delta states and the second are the ones who truly desire to see that criminals are brought to book, those who do not celebrate the likes of Ibori, Uduaghan, Wike and co, these are the Niger Deltans that love to see PMB back . I am an Uvwie man. I proudly voted for PMB.

Uvwie ve we ro? Rhu ri enu ra! orhue! Ekpa! Ojihe!

Proudly Niger Deltan

Buhari and family! ............. Fall down and Die!! you can't be conniving to kill others and expect yours to live. oghene te rho ko weh!

Ceema1:
Oga,u think she lie? Real Niger deltan's don't hate PMB but paid PDP Niger deltan's /Ipod are the one's showing their frustration thinking Mr president is their problem.

B1tch pleeeeeeze!!!

I am Niger Deltan and i wish death to buhari and his entire family!

Stop forming Niger Deltan! We know you're fake!

Ekpa!!

Jesusloveyou:
yes i catch you.
I was able to pull your leg and make your brain to understand what i have be explaining into your skull.
Your ineffectual buffoon actually generate more than 6tr naira a year.
Again, 47b dollar in foreign reserve was actually 67b dollars as of 2010 when your ineffec buffoon took over.
Thirdly excess crude acc and swf also amount to 30b dollars
So, each of the point i gave you amount to 30tr naira viz-a-viz, budget, foreign reserve and excess crude acc.

Did u honestly pass maths in your ba turenchi school? or did u parse maths instead?

I'm gonna write on you, you know! On your assumption of intelligence without sufficient empirical cognition! Would make for a hilariously interesting read keep supplying me with more material for the book tell me about the approx~N30trill again now that N4.2X5 won't cut it and you never dally too long on the edge of specifics or of the $100bill/year, yup! I haven't forgotten that either so continue amusing me

Isomerizm:
which is it advisable to start with? I mean the books. Thrawn trilogy?

Grand admiral thrawn!

Grandmaster navy strategist from hell of the old imperial order

My guy read anyone when u see grab! Collation by timeline go come later inside your head