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ZarZar:
You're quirky just how I like em So let me run lol.

Run where?

Pressing your remote control ~jellyfy legs~ »innervate pleasure centers«

Oya comman run lemme see

ZarZar:
By you?

Hey no need to shout it out aloud!

I am an active hunter and it would spoil my rep if you let it out that i am a connoisseur of ze gut things

ZarZar:
To whom? I don't want you.

Lame dude
He don't know you're owned already

maxysmith:

Okay come here booboo

Lemme keeess that annoyance on your face away no matter how hard u try u know you can't be angry with me

maxysmith:
am not replying u again will be avoiding u sef

All fine

But you'll never stop thinking about me

maxysmith:
what ideas

In due time bae, in due time

maxysmith:
lol thank God u knw u re guilty Now my judgement, cut ur thing

No problem, bring the knife for cutting it to my bedroom and wear no undies

maxysmith:
y you dis early morning

Do you prefer late at night? Makes your perspiring last much longer though

Pearly255:
I'd help if he's rich Nothing goes for Nothing







Egbam

Come over then, bring your quotation so we can negotiate

maxysmith:
dunno

I have ideas........

Lemme run them by you....

In privatus i mean

And i'll be the one choosing for you

maxysmith:
naaaa

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Gumming you from different angles is one of my responsibilities nau

maxysmith:
ashaawo

I confess your honour!

Ayam Guilty as charged

Oya comman purrrr-nish me

maxysmith:
better

What will be best then?

maxysmith:
chaii

Why the long drawn face?

You wouldn't want me not living up to "all" my responsibilities would you?

maxysmith:
i checked ur profile now....is dat u on ur profile pic

Of course not!

Just reflects my persona cool, classy and calm (occasionally crazy too )

maxysmith:
how

By giving you little space......even to breathe
a.k.a gum body things

Sparkle777:
Are u married, hon?

Soon
To me
As are you too
Congrats! You're also hired

maxysmith:
does dat mean u will make a bad husband,if i relocate to ur house

Read in between the lines bae perspire only happens when i'm l********g you so no, i will make a fantastic boyfriend don't you think?

ZarZar:
Funny guy

Touche

maxysmith:
smiles

How about i make you perspire a bit in between the smilings?

maxysmith:
smiles

How about i make you perspire a bit in between the smilings?

ZarZar:
Haaa! I get my therapy through cleaning, not doing laundry. As for my DP, that's self-deprecating humour. I'm a five footer

Doing laundry is cleaning too girl, so you're doing it too, and cleaning me as a bonus your CV is carried! you get hired without applying so bravo

5feet, 4feet, 7feet all works just fine with me for the former, my hands beneath your glutes will lift you up to the level we are both interactively functional at so case resolved! oui mon bebe

maxysmith:
i will wash it.....but wont go to their house again

Don't as long as you relocate permanently to mine

ZarZar:
Lol no, I hate doing laundry. I don't do gardening. But the house would be spotless, from top to bottom. I'm doing it for me though, not for you & your mama

I'm short.

Think of it all as a form of therapy you can do that Buddhist "oh mahn ne pad me uhm" chant alongside these relaxing chores and you'll get a very relaxing reward from me when you're all cleaned up, looking and feeling sexy and yes, you won't be doing it for my mama, you'll be doing it for me so cheers...........you're hired

Your obvious love for short girls says otherwise i'm marking you for a six footer

ZarZar:
As weird as this is going to sound, I'd be glad to for two reasons. 1)A dirty enviroment affects my mood & 2) cleaning is one of those things I find relaxing + enjoyable. Above all, I'd be disgusted to eat or drink anything if I knew there was a pile of dirty dishes in the same kitchen.

After that, you'll launder the clothes too, then clean the whole house, prune the flowers in the garden, just come over, i promise you a very relaxing day @ my house


P.S I take it you're tall, right?

[quote author=ISTANDWITHBUHAR post=54922947][/quote]When you're outclassed, outmatched, outdissed and simply revealed for the brainless vegetable you are if we should continue this, get better memes, or create one! That shouldn't be too hard even though you're a brainless jellyfish or is it? sorry i never meant to offer any insult to a mentally handicapped person like you my alfologeees

[quote author=ISTANDWITHBUHAR post=54922621][/quote]When the ability to compute a retort fails woefully or the inability to compute one for lack of the organ of mentation we get memes

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So long jellyfish you're forgiven!

Now run away before i change my mind

[quote author=ISTANDWITHBUHAR post=54922608][/quote]You know what happens when words fail you..............(Memes)
I'll forgive you now little cockroach
You officially cease to exist as of this moment! Congrats

Edelweiss44:
Another goat there on the loose. When you are ready to have sense and use it, we can talk. But first, go and insert a brain inside your head first, because I have nothing to say to you if you find it impossible to understand the basics that the girl who lied to us with the people she connived with to tell us she took Apostle Suleiman to her parents for marriage introduction is also the same girl who lied to us that the Apostle slept with her and got her pregnant. the same girl lied to us with photoshopped pictures. the same girl lied to us with her conspirators that the Apostle had been sleeping with an actress, and even went as far as photoshopping the Apostle's car number plate to a black jeep to make us believe it's a car the Apostle bought and gave to Daniella Okeke. Pls when you have sense, you can come for us to talk but until then just park yourself there and go look for your sense wherever you left it.

......and please go and change that your moniker, it doesn't befit you because you are a complete disgrace to Christianity!

The brainless isn't a christian!

Ignore it

The B of BMC (brainless of buhari media center) ISTANDWITHBUHAR It is over for you too Over to you
What next?

Like buhari
Like ISTANDWITHBUHAR
Missing certificate
Missing brain
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
The apple never falls far from the tree