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ISTANDWITHBUHAR:Mei gworro! my handy beast of burden so you're idle? ![]() Okay! Take a broom, sweep the compound, step into the street then sweep it, after sweeping the street enter the express and start sweeping, leave the road for cars to pass while sweeping but if you see an oncoming dangote cement truck stand your ground and per-adventure you are able to sweep up to third mainland bridge, stop and take a breadth, look down into the lagoon and if you're watchful you'll see a a crayfish with two heads ........ Be a good mumu and dive inside to save it from drowning ![]() Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:Don't worry, when there is an opening in the circus troupe of weirdness| I will sure recommend you I know you're dying to become a superstar with the headline ¤¤!!!LA HOMINE INCREDIBLE!!!¤¤ ~ZE ONE~ «ZA ONLY» ding ding ding [color=pink]»»»»»»»>[/color]BRAINLESS ISTANDWITHBUHAR Congrats!! You are now a star hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:Mr BMC paid/post brainless jellyfish! Steal a brain.........evolve into a crab at least and skitter out of your fetid ministry of misinformation aquahabitat! ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:I do not ever make sense to the senseless ![]() The senseless lack the faculty to appreciate the fine and minute details that constitute sensibility ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:There are two things involved ![]() There is the real version of events Then there is the BMC paid/post alternate reality/propaganda version of events....... ![]() Well, guess which part of the divide you fall into? ![]() When a thief investigates a thief! Of course nothing would be discovered to have ever been stolen so not so subtle attempt at obsfucation dumbo! ![]() I'll give you a run for your money BMC internet troll |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:Well Well, ![]() Vindicated at last Mr BMC paid/post You just confirmed your senselessness by linking this topic with an of topic issue i am not related to in any way! How many posts have you tallied today? What is the current price per post in Naira and Dollars? You'll do well to take your own advice........unfortunately for you, sense can't be bought! Tough luck being brainless! But look on the bright side, in over 250million years of evolution, the jellyfish never evolved a brain yet it still thrives ![]() There is hope for you........... as a jelly fish ......... ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:Mr BMC paid per post! Use your sense! You should have one! Right? ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:BMC paid per post! How is this buhari's doing? This is EFCC's doing and your highly touted magu's career was saved by the selfsame G.E.J who reinstated him so maybe he should get credit! And a lot did happen under G.E.J mr BMC paid per post! That you refuse to acknowledge it because it doesn't fit your narrative is your peculiar BMC problem! And on things happening, here are some things that we would like to happen that are not happening...... 1. We want the presidential grass cutter investigated. 2. We want the greatest real estate investor of dubai a.k.a burantashi investigated too 3. We want the bald pot bellied amaechi's mismanagement of rivers state resources report acted upon by the EFCC 4. And while they are it, we want the mega forex kickback scams of the past two years investigated too Would you like me to continue the list? ![]() |
Gbola5:No, he is a targayrean partisan! Aegon would have the strongest claim in the books, jon in the movies, so yes, varys would confirm it in the movies or try to reconcile it to be all inclusive by mergin his cause with that of dannys seeing as he has always had a hand in every targayrean plot from viserys to danny to aegon! |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:If all you see are rants and wailing so be it, my time isn't best spent educating or convincing you as you're already lost................so when will buhari organise the next IPOB rally and anti-government protest? ![]() When will you exercise your citizens right to protest on the road leading to Aso rock? P.S My "rants and wails" as you called it, are what will constitute as "circumstantial evidence" to an intelligent, unbiased and discerning mind, and if that doesn't describe you, not my fault! And yes, it can be taken to court and those in the picture though unidentified will under cross-examination provide the missing link to the FG and APC you hinge your whole argument on irrespective of any witness coaching they may have been subjected to prior to the trial |
zinachidi:Not a chance for the iron throne! Lord of storms end, possible! |
omenkaLives:Agreed or not, SR can now be charged with libel...yes? And on the pay-testers of yesterday, there was pictorial evidence wasn't there? Facts and figures dude! Facts and figures! ![]() |
Reski:Can we afford to have a certificate forger in aso rock? |
bantudra:Does that look like a book? ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:Like this protest, like a previous earlier pro-buhari protest where the rented protesters didn't know what they were protesting about only that their mobiliser promised to pay them N1,000 each, if you're waiting for a government official to do the payments as in maybe lai muhammed minister of misinformation or kemi adeosun minister of financial mismanagement themselves personally, then take your infatile logic to someone who is stvpid enough to fall for your obsfucation! like i told you before, the circumstances and the motivation(cause) determine to a pinpoint who the puppeteers behind the scenes are that's why i termed it "circumstantial evidence" which you conveniently pretended not to or were to thick to understand! I also asked you not to pretend to go forensic with me as (i might flatter myself) i'm above your intelligence quotient! Hence that's why when you stupidly asked me to point out the FG official doing the payment, i am calling your bluff and stonewalling of the fact!On the number of days of the protest, if you read the link i provided, that would solve your confusion! I know you were probably looking for pics with protesters carrying placards saying "Go away AI! This is monday" "go away AI! This is tuesday" like i earlier said, your logic is infantile! And if that doesn't convince you, except you can provide evidence of any other protest in Nigeria where protesters went with cooking utensils, fuel and cooking items (which in itself is evidence of pre meditation to setting up of a protest camp) then the answer you seek is already in the pictures, unless of course, you are too brainwashed by your socio-political programming and bias to acknowledge it! And on wike and fayose sponsoring the protest, i agree, it is exactly how buhari sponsored the anti-government protest 2face had to pull out of due to unknown reasons (or threats)! Only, it was just one day and the police were conspicuously present at every venue of protest looking for a scapegoat to make an example of! The same way buhari sponsors pro-IPOB protests and has the police kill unarmed protesters just to make easterners and the opposition look bad! Only unusual thing here is that wike and fayose forgot to pay the police to attend too for three good days! You see your logic? ![]() Lest i forget! When are you going to exercise your citizen's right to protest and take up my challenge? ![]() |
bantudra:Like i said earlier....... Dullest Nigerian that ever readeth! ![]() Please hide your moniker! It always puts me in mind of a goat wearing a tuxedo smoking a joint! I wonder why that is? the image though........ ![]() |
optional1:I no want your own, i want that valuable thing when e dey produce, shey e dey produce platinum sha? |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:Nobody! Unless like these, you can show us pictures of them being payed! We had a suspicion this crowd was hired, now we have proof! Furnish us with your proof on paid anti-government protesters! I am still waiting for you to exercise your citizens right to protest! |
bantudra:Aw mehn! This is boring! That part of my quote you highlighted was so written to emphasise the Nigerian-ness of my origin and not just that, the south southern-ness of my Nigerian identity! In simple english for laymen like you, it was a message crafted into a message, what dullards will call a code! That you don't get it says you're either not Nigerian, or the dullest Nigerian that ever readeth! ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:My earlier response with you is rife with what in law is called circumstantial evidence (i.e evidence that suits no other narrative) now you are trying to bog me down in forensics and technicalities which would be smart against your average joe, but i unfortunately for you am not average! You'll notice in the fourth pic that the entrance to the AI building was where the protesters were camped yam-ing and indomie-ing their time away And maybe this link woud help https://www.naij.com/1094984-protesting-group-occupies-cooks-lunch-front-amnesty-international-office-abu.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6912710469 So when are you going to exercise your citizen's right to protest and take up my challenge? ![]()
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optional1:Wetin dey am? ![]() E dey vomit gold? And i no mean donald trump golden shower a.k.a piss oh! |
HateU2:Some onion slices in my breast pocket will do the trick when are we hitching it then? scratch that for now.......................I think i have to appease my many lady friends first ![]() |
bantudra:Oh lawd! Akant take it no morrrrrr! ![]() Chimamanda Ngozi adichie is as white as i am, so are many other nairalanders who can wordsmith in ways i couldn't even begin to imagine, for you to believe i have to be white to write well speaks volumes of your exposure, the part of the country where you're most likely to come from and yes, copious traces of inferiority complex when interacting with caucasians! So no! Don't insult me by calling me white, i am the blackest ozi (starch) swallowing, ibi-edi (palm-oil) soup finger licking bonafide badass from the most southern most part of the south! And don't ever claim to relate to or affiliate with us in any way, because quite simply........you clearly no belong ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:Before i lamblast you, let's put your theory to the test, I want to engage you in a protest you don't believe in, i want you to carry a buhari should resign! placard with enough yams, indomie, pots and kitchen utensils and firewood for three days, and stage your protest not at the gate of aso rock, but on the road that leads to it.....let's prove a citizen can protest in Nigeria without police intervention in this regime! |
bantudra:Hearth not heart, has the homey feel to it, I'll recommend you lodge in hotel rwanda instead, while waiting for your connecting flight to somewhere in bavaria, munchen probably |
bantudra:That's a first! ![]() Tell me this is a joke and you're just baiting me! Because i'll be ashamed to identify with you as a fellow Nigerian if we ever cross paths in cold cold manhattan in london's gatwick! Or is it heathrow? ![]() |
bantudra:#facepalm ![]() |
bantudra:Hey Nama! Ain't got a barn to accommodate you in! Neither would i pasturalize you in my cassava field! You've been served! Swerve! into the loony reServe! |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:They were so ensconced in their siege of the AI building cooking yam and noodles right in front of the camera for three good days protesting with warped logic a.k.a propaganda that supports the federal government narrative and were totally ignored by the FG controlled police and security forces who in other scenarios would have either been shooting, beating, arresting or in less violent cases blockading, shadowing and issuing advisories and press conferences against participation. And of course, the protesters get financially rewarded at the end of a job, so shamelessly well done but of course it can't be the FG or APC, it is me of course! ![]() Swerve! You're no match for me and kindly don't raise my ire to the level of pisstocity! ![]() |
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:And was it PDP, fayose, wike that stopped the police from protecting Amnesty international from these same protesters who held them hostage for three days? ![]() Walahi! There is no sense in your sense! |
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and per-adventure you are able to sweep up to third mainland bridge, stop and take a breadth, look down into the lagoon and if you're watchful you'll see a a crayfish with two heads
........ Be a good mumu and dive inside to save it from drowning


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