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Ubenedictus:
A li'le bit funny even though it is only mostly true in europe.

Not mostly true but definitely true, as in 100%. And not only in europe but south American and Africa as well.

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Currently watching American Ninja Warrior series Season 6. Japan vs America.

AlfaSeltzer: I believe.

That's not an answer.

AlfaSeltzer: Call me Alfa. Alfa Seltzer.

Where do you stand? Are you an atheist, agnostic or theist?

A Sunday school teacher began her lesson with a question,

"Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"

A hand shot up in the air,

"He is an artist! " said the kindergarten boy.

" Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.

"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven.... "

Greyworld: Lyk seriously? Yu name speaks so badly of yu, BRAT......... BIGGEST RAT in sub sahara Africa.

Yep... Definitely butthurt.

logicboy01: An atheist was found murdered by a pros.titute in his hotel room after having crazy se.x with her. The atheist body was found naked and handcuffed to the bed with a mini-bible stuffed into his mouth as a gag.

The christian detective on the scene smiled and looked up. When the detective was asked why he smiled and looked up, he answered;

"I was just telling God how amazing he is- the atheist died with the word of God in his mouth"

LMAO!

HOLLYWOOD might not be known for it's musicals, but if you want high quality high budget sci-fi blockbusters, then it's the movie industry you would wanna lean towards. It's also jack of all trade, so much as you can practically watch a movie of any category in that industry. Be it romance, Documentary, Thriller, Horror, Science Fiction, Erotica, Biopic and comedy, Hollywood carters for it all.

What's the point of continuing this write-up anyway? Hollywood beats Bollywood by a mile, or maybe more.

Where as Bollywood has a tunnel vision and somewhat rigid in their approach to film making, Hollywood is quite flexible and more broad minded when it comes to film making.[/quote]

AlfaSeltzer: Not funny

What are you anyway? I don't even know to call you.

Greyworld: And wat av yu added 2 knowledge....... Massive shame.

Hmmmn... seems like someone is butthurt.

2cato: @op what do u hope to gain by these

Will it piss you off If I asked why you wanted to know?

In as much as Bollywood brings it when it comes to story telling, it falls short on everything else.

I remember the yore days when I used to Cherish Indian Movies like Toofan, Jawaani, Mard, etc. Whenever I recall their memories, their respective music come to mind. I particularly loved Jawaani and watched it(still does) on numerous occasions, mainly because of beauty of all the songs in it.

But nowadays, it's starting to get boring watching Bollywood. When it comes to Romance, they still rocks though especially when the female and male character start to lip-sync to the background music(C'mon folks, don't be deceived. They are not the real singers). It all rhymes when they do it like that, and it brings out the message loud and clear - Romance is in the air.

But they kill the buzz when they dabble into action. Simply put, they are quite ridiculous at it. After watching Dus, and Don to name a few I decided it's time to voice my opinion on this matter. Watching them trying so hard to imitate their Hollywood counterparts in gun fights and stunts is sooo sad. And to make matters worse, they infuse the irritating Music and dance every 30 minutes, hereby halting any momentum and connection to the audience they may have started to build-up on.

Bollywood should stick to Romance and Leave Action and Sci-fi stuffs to the big boys - Hollywood, until they are ready.

This post is already too long so I will stop here and return later with my perceptive on Hollywood.

logicboy01: Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He sat up in bed at night wondering if there is an almighty Dog

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That's pretty good.

AMEN
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.


BULLETIN
Your receipt for attending Mass.


CHOIR
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync.


HOLY WATER
A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.


HYMN
A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.


RECESSIONAL HYMN
The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.


INCENSE
Holy Smoke!


JONAH
The original "Jaws" story.


MAGI
The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.


PEW
A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.


PROCESSION
The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.


RECESSIONAL
The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.


RELICS
People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.


TEN COMMANDMENTS
Are you sure they were really ten? Or so Moses made you to believe?


USHERS
The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.

logicboy01:

I did laugh at some of them!

Life is not fun if you cant laugh at yourself at times

Good man. Glad to see someone with a sense of humour.

Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.


Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They’re always talking about God.


Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.


Q: How does an Atheist girl have her hair done?
A: In big bangs!


Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders?
A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture.


Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.


Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.


Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

Resurfacing...

I have been a silent observer in this section, okay be honest, in Nairaland affairs in general. I post a comment once in three months, sometimes 6 months even.
I noticed a trend however for the part week and counting(e neva end oo!), everyone seem to be posting gay topics left right and centre, even underground. But that is not the real matter wey dey ground. The main issue is that if you carry body enter one of the gay threads, you will notice something weird. I call it weird because it's kinda funny, exasperating and strange all at the same time.
The scenario is like this: Christians vs gays but the gays are not defending themselves, no! Atheists are doing a fine job for both! It's like almost all the atheist contributing in such threads are repressed gays, maybe that's why they rebelled in the first place, who knows?
Some even go as far as saying to be homo na normal thing. Abegi! I beg to differ. There is nothing normal about Jackson doing Paul, you hear? Atheists for the sake and credibility of your rebellion, stop this foolishness, deviate from defending the indefensible, I don talk my own oo! There is a reason gay people are outlawed in Nigeria and atheism ain't. They are not the same!
This is not meant as a topic, just my humble opinion on the matter. Thank you all.

Till next 3 months.

my god see finishing. E don tey wey i no sey potholes dey bible but i never knew e boku reach this level oo!