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Politics / Re: Veteran Journalist, Rotimi Sankore, Is Dead by braxjay(m): 4:17pm On Apr 13
RIP

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Nairaland / General / Re: Stop Giving Beggars Small, Dirty Money - Alfa Chemistry Tells Nigerians (Video) by braxjay(m): 6:19am On Feb 28
Truths9ja:
good one from you. If you give them 1$, they will exchange it for #1,600 . You don feed them already.

funny how you didn't know it was sarcasm cheesy cheesy cheesy
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Speaks On ‘Frequent Kidnappings’ In Nigeria by braxjay(m): 10:27am On Feb 26
nairalanda1:
Best answer is to set up an anti kidnap squad.


When robberies were high, the Nigerian police force NPF set up the Special Anti-Robbery Squad SARS... Few years down the line look what happened #EndSARS #Oct2020

they abandoned the purpose for which they were set up and started their own agender. in the process became more deadly than the robbers they were instituted to dismantle.

they should use the intelligence available to tackle the insecurities once you add a position or title to them, they become something else like those JTF and SARS.
Health / Re: Hungry Nigerian Man Revived With Food & Drink After He Collapsed On The Street by braxjay(m): 8:28am On Feb 21
Lomprico2:
Na to go faint near chicken republic or Kilimanjaro grin

those people stingy o. na water them go use revive you. find mamaput o . no go waste your fainting for today.

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Health / Re: Hungry Nigerian Man Revived With Food & Drink After He Collapsed On The Street by braxjay(m): 8:14am On Feb 21
na to find somewhere fall o. near any confirm mamaput with plenty customers

sure update

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Budgets For Suvs, Villas Amid Cost-of-living Crisis - Bloomberg by braxjay(m): 8:07am On Nov 03, 2023
Naira, Fuel, Inflation to Nigerians

I am going higher yes I am
I am going higher this year
I am going above the shadows
Into the realm of greatness
I am going higher yes I am
I am going higher this year

we never see anything.... Just wait

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Politics / Re: Diesel, Jet Fuel Rising Prices Threaten Industries, Airlines by braxjay(m): 7:20am On Oct 26, 2023
Fuel to Nigerians:

I am going higher yes I am
I am going higher this year
I am going above the shadows
Into the realm of greatness
I am going higher yes I am
I am going higher this year

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Hits Again As NNPC Supply Collapses by braxjay(m): 6:24am On Oct 19, 2023
Fuel (Alto), Naira(soprano), and Cost of living(tenor) to Nigerians:
I am going higher yes I am
I am going higher this year
I am going above the shadows
Into the realm of greatness
I am going higher yes I am
I am going higher this year
Business / Re: Exchange Rate Quotes For ₦1,100 At Parallel Market by braxjay(m): 2:06pm On Oct 18, 2023
Naira to Nigerians:
I am going higher yes I am
I am going higher this year
I am going above the shadows
Into the realm of greatness
I am going higher yes I am
I am going higher this year

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Approached A Churchy Girl Before Only To Discover She Is A Badass by braxjay(m): 7:43am On Aug 24, 2023
Lifeomann:

Repent and stop formication

is it your fornication?
Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa : Story Of Nigerians Living As Destitutes - Sky News by braxjay(m): 2:56pm On Aug 23, 2023
na wa for Japa sha

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Fernando Villavicencio: Presidential Candidate In Ecuador Assassinated At Rally by braxjay(m): 11:39am On Aug 10, 2023
spearman:

Obi na OSU.
Nobody gives a hoot about inferior cannibals from the land of the rising scorn.

A CORNfused slowpoke spotted
Romance / Re: What I Saw At The Mall Yesterday by braxjay(m): 12:00pm On Jan 03, 2023
Fahvvy:


Your conclusions are flawed!

1. This is crap sir undecided...
Single mothers are single mother because they CHOOSE to be a single mothers undecided...

First off ...
She slept with a guy she's not married to without protection - a guy she prolly knew wouldn't step up if things goes south - Her choice!

Secondly...
She refused to take any precautions against pregnancy after having unprotected sex - her choice!!

Thirdly ...
When she discovered she was pregnant, she didn't do anything about it - her choice!!

"It's her body, so it's her choice!!"

Why then will you blame another individual for what she decides to do with her body? undecided....

2. Another load of crap sir undecided...

How will an abled bodied adult female choose to sell her body for money and yet you're blaming men? Where's the logic here sir? undecided...

She could be working in a shop as a sales girl or selling anything other than her body, but she choose to take the easy way out by prostituting and yet it's men's fault? Really?!!!!

When will y'all start holding women accountable for their actions?! undecided...

This is equivalent to saying that the rise of fraud is women's fault undecided...

I mean if women refused to date fraudulent guys and started dating guys with legitimate income, they'll be no need to do fraud undecided...

See how that sounds? undecided....

3. I don't know how you came up with these statistics, but lots of men of our generation are sure acting like pussies undecided...

I like your analysis

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Politics / Re: Sowore Challenges Tinubu, Atiku, Obi To Political Debate by braxjay(m): 5:24am On Nov 24, 2022
This Guy should rest. no one will honor this challenge. and as usual, your votes no go pass 100 in total

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Politics / Re: Wike Signs Executive Order 22: bans Use Of Residential Areas For Campaigns by braxjay(m): 2:52pm On Nov 15, 2022
Doing the Lord's work grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Rats Destroy ABSU Student's Property During Lockdown (Photos) by braxjay(m): 10:56pm On Aug 31, 2020
Kriss216:

My brother, it's beyond my comprehension.

o wrong na
Autos / Re: Indian Hemp Found In A Fairly Used Car I Bought, Please Let's All Be Careful. by braxjay(m): 8:48am On Jan 20, 2020
kestolove95:
Pls I need dat envelope

I join my please to this please to please ask you to please bring the envelop PLEASE

we want to check something...

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Romance / Re: Your First Ever Sex : When , Where And How ? by braxjay(m): 11:08am On Jul 31, 2019
Ibrahim6535454:


last year and with a 13 year old open eye girl, she bleeped my brain out by riding me rough through the promise land, fear small children oh.


WTF ! if you are above 18 thats child abuse and you should be in Jail for this dude

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Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Life by braxjay(m): 10:41am On Jul 31, 2019
there you go
you already know the problem
you are broke .
when you have money and you have done it all then comeback to this thread.


ask those rich boys in your school who party everyday and sort lecturers for grades, those whose fathers are the owners of our country.. ask them if they are tired of life.

i'll give you this advise for free..... your time will come but between now and then, don't compare yourself with anyone and be content with what your have.... happiness comes from within you, fulfillment breeds satisfaction... life will teach you many lessons when you are down, broke and confused but it is entirely up to you to make of it what you will.
Celebrities / Re: Orezi Celebrates His Birthday, Calls Himself 'Sexiest Man Alive' by braxjay(m): 2:27pm On Mar 28, 2019
Goalnaldo:
if she is really the one there, she is beautiful oh.i had to check her out after I Saw your comment wink

My brother!
Celebrities / Re: Orezi Celebrates His Birthday, Calls Himself 'Sexiest Man Alive' by braxjay(m): 1:03pm On Mar 28, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
you say?

Hanty if na you dey ya dp, you are fine o! asware ni.

are you on earth ? i mean in Nigeria like me ? lagos to be precise ? island to be more specific ?

i'd slide into your dm but couldn't find the twitter handle and dont like NL email applications
Sports / Re: Tottenham Striker, Harry Kane Headbutts Chelsea's Cesar Azpilicueta (Photos) by braxjay(m): 7:40am On Feb 28, 2019
nairavsdollars:
I'm glad the Chelsea coach benched that useless, stubborn goalkeeper

sweetim, your head they their Oshey!
Crime / Re: Businessman And His Driver Shot Dead By Gunmen In Bayelsa (Photos) by braxjay(m): 1:22pm On Dec 18, 2018
so sad. rip to the dead.

why someone people type emotions i still don't get it 'Crying' oh well

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike: What Led To The Walkout Of The Union Members During The Meeting by braxjay(m): 8:22am On Dec 18, 2018
As a member of the Comment Reading Association (CRA), ��
I’m only here to read comments.
Please keep the comments short and simple.
We do appreciate your typing effort.
Also please watch your spelling.
Thank you.��

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Politics / Re: Senator Adeleke Dances At PDP Governorship Rally In Osun, Davido Reacts by braxjay(m): 9:18am On Sep 20, 2018
Fuckingmallam45:

He wouldn't have made it big, if not for his wealthy background

exactly!

yet another trait of those back benchers

rich families
arrogant
most popular
funniest

and they get all the best girls cheesy

who haff good boi epp now....
Family / Re: Children Surprise Their Dad With The Car He Sold To Pay For Their Mom’s Treatmen by braxjay(m): 8:30am On Sep 20, 2018
is this car a carrier of cancer ?

sell it o ! i have said my own.

persecution shall not arise a second time.

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Politics / Re: Senator Adeleke Dances At PDP Governorship Rally In Osun, Davido Reacts by braxjay(m): 8:22am On Sep 20, 2018
keep dancing.....
dance A1
English F9...

he reminds me of those back benches in school who made it big after school .
i sha like the man lol

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Crime / Re: Snake Catches Ugandan Man After Stealing Mattress, Rolls Round His Neck. Photos by braxjay(m): 12:26pm On Sep 17, 2018
Nigerian snake na to swallow money.
na him make na pepper soup dey end them last last
Foreign Affairs / Re: Doomsday Bunkers: How America Will Survive If It Comes Under Attack (video). by braxjay(m): 12:57pm On Jul 30, 2018
tofolo:
Let me just leave this one here, if you know you know.

lol trump and puttin

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Sports / Re: Carl Ikeme Makes First Public Appearance After Battle With Cancer (photos) by braxjay(m): 3:35pm On Jul 04, 2018
muhammed50:
What a pity!
Which one do you prefer?
Cancer or HIV... grin
For cancer hit Share
For HIV hit Like

you think we are here to discuss cow grazing rights abi ? cow

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Romance / Re: Dos And Don’ts Of The First Date by braxjay(m): 10:26am On Jun 08, 2018
pocohantas:
Don't eat too much---it is a date, not the Last Supper.
It is supposed to bring closure, so don't spend the whole time chewing cham-cham-cham like a ruminant.


Don't come with your friends.

Always have your own money.


YOU ! yes you up there....
A thousand shall fall on your left side
Ten thousand on you right
but non shall come near thee

because flesh and blood did not reveal this to you...
Especially point 2! point 2 ! ! POINT 2 ! ! ! ! ! ! i cant stress this enough

preach..............
Crime / Re: A Thief Dismantles A "Secured" Generator (Photos) by braxjay(m): 9:59am On Jun 07, 2018
johnbuck81:
I don't believe this crap.

thank you my brother.
NO thief that has time to disassemble a gen .
even my professional gen guy needs to turn the gen up and about to get some annoying screws out .
its just a picture for fun

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