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raayah:
[size=17pt]OP Are you Yakub??[/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/2740722/conversation-between-yakub-cheated-him

Sandydayz:

RedCapChief:
[size=13pt]My father was flogged at school
I was flogged at school
My children will be flogged at school[/size]

thunder74:
Yes, we warned you all
APC...
Change.
So far, all the major appointments are over. Imagine a meeting where Nigeria destiny is discussed and see the list and zone of the members in attendance.
President. - north
Senate president north
Speaker of the house. North
Chief Justice of Nigeria. north
President Court of Appeal. North
Secretary to Federal Government. North
National Security Adviser. North
Chief of Staff. North
The language at the meeting will be in hausa.
The opening and closing prayer in Arabic or hausa
The Agenda? North
Note, Osinbajo, Ekweremadu and Ladun may not be invited to the meeting after all they are spare tyers, can't remember when I used my spare tyer.
These are his appointments so far:
Director-General of the State Services, Lawal Daura; Acting Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Mrs. Amina Zakari;
the Director, Department of Petroleum Resources, Mr. Mordecai Danteni Baba Ladan;
the Accountant-General of the Federation, Alhaji Ahmed Idris
the President’s Chief Security Officer, Abdulrahman Mani;
State Chief of Protocol, Mallam Abdullahi Kazaure;
Aide- De-Camp, Lt. Col. Muhammed Abubakar; and
the Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mallam Garba Shehu.

adeh39:


*whispers* Do you wanna reveal my secret here?

Utchgirl:
Before u blame, i'm a christian.

U r angry dt ur husband watched/watching porn.
U r hv a sex free courtship, right ?
And 4 ur mind,he is nt masturbating ? No sex, bt he is getting d pleasure 4rm som wia else.
U beta wake up ooo
U guys r taking dis christianity 2 far.
U wont use d same mouth u use in speaking in tongue 2 giv him mouth action ?
U cant be more catholic dan d pope. If care is nt taken, ur pastor might evn be getting dt mouth action 4rm his wife. Evn d bible said dt u must be submissive 2 ur husband.And u dnt hv any right 2 deprive ur husband 4rm his conjugal rite. U guys r now married so he hv d right 2 demand it 4rm u right, left and center.

U saw porn movies and u r angry.wonda wht u wil do if he stat having extra marital r/ship.Keep ur man 2 save ur marriage 4rm some ladies dt r ready 2 giv him mouth action .

tegak10:
And answer this why do Buisness men use bb n d rest of the world use android

johnwizey:
India beat Nigeria 99-1

sochima1989:
Padi.......in no case should u slap ur wife............but womaniii.....unu dey provoke unu husband oh

sinaj:
lol i love cakes *smack lips*

Parolee:
Takes one to see one....right?

Horus:
[size=15pt]Please broke your MTN sim card in protest over the xenophobia attacks[/size]