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Haaa you even saw tom tom inside. Most of the ones my mom buys for her shop are filled with air! She simply stopped buying tom tom.

Prahahahahhahahahahahahahh....... Wahahahhahahahahahahahaha........ My belle ooo...... Make una leave me o!

Just saw this on the original pix. I for say whether na juju! *Mark Rober, former NASA engineer and
the man behind the viral watermelon smoothie, is back with a brand new edible party trick that involves “skinning”
a watermelon — and it’s seriously
awesome. In the video below, Mark
takes you through the simple steps. While this works for any sized
watermelon, the key is to bring home
two watermelons of similar size and
shape. In one watermelon, make shallow
cuts until there’s no more green, then
smaller cuts to get rid of the white layer. Basically, you want to make slashes until
you see only the red insides. Then, use
new dish-scrubbing pads as watermelon
sandpaper to buff and shine the
watermelon. After a few minutes, it
should be nice and smooth. Cut the second watermelon in half, then
scoop out the inside and place it to the
side (you can eat that later). Carve out
both halves, then place the first
watermelon inside. In less than 20
minutes, you have a deliciously impressive party trick ready to pull out of
your hat. And since the rind has already
been removed, the clean-up is a synch…
so you can get back to the party and
enjoy the limelight

That thing might actually be a cake o

God bless you mutter.

The snare is broken we are escaped our help is in the name of the Lord. Thank You Jesus

Chillisauce:
Yuck. I was eating the healthy twins abeg. Not deformed ones with 8 legs

Wehehehehehe.....

Oh oh.... I guess this is one of the 2 yolked eggs dat chillisauce was eating last month

I thank You Lord Jesus for making it possible for my family and i to enter another ember month. Lord this series of ember months shall be ones we will remember positivly for d rest of our lives. Thank You Jesus

Thank You Jesus!

I choose to trust You Lord

Im grateful to You Lord for Your great favour. Thank You baba

Thank You Jesus for this beautiful day of new beginnings. Im grateful Lord

You are awesome Lord. Thank You Jesus!

Shininstar30:
Wow! Will contact u once we r ready

Guess you mean u'll contact monievecakes

Hahahaha checked mine this morning and the yeye phone rang. Wasnt planning on discarding the MW tho..

Shininstar30:
Wow! Didn't know dat wedding cake can b dis expensive

Expense wetin This is the cheapest ive seen so far. A friend actually told me 60k for a 4step wedding cake without cut outs. Hmmmm....

lawvlypearl i can only guess how excited you must be now. I wish you all the good things that comes with marriage. Have a beautiful day tmrw.

I appreciate this freedom Lord. Thank You for setting me free in Jesus name. Amen

I give to You all the praise Lord

op i forgot. Please dont attempt to read when the vehicle moves or even watch movies on ur phone.
Having and earpiece that you can use to listen to music on your phone helps tremendously. So make sure you phone is well charged before you set off or better still have a spare battery with you.
I really understand what you went through that is why i have a lot to say about it.

1. When you are going on a long journey avoid small buses. Always board luxurious buses.
2. If u must board the small buses sit by the window and make sure d window is open.
3. Just in case you cant do either of the 2 previous suggestions always buy banana b4 the start of the journey and eat some once you stay feeling sick.
For me i'd rather not travel if it is not a luxurious bus but if it has to be a small bus or an airconditioned vehicle haa d window just has to be open or i aint going nowhere.
That feeling is better imagined than experienced i tell you.
But once you get used to travelling your system might change too. Mine did.

I can see everything turning around in my favour. Im grateful Lord.

Op follow this link www.nairaland.com/971395/new-born-babies-u-new/5

See as the smaller dog just dey view the big one with pity. E go talk say see as this one dey here dey pose for pinshure e no know say the gods don dey price am. Hehehehehehe.....

My first year in school with my roommates was horrible. So i decided to stay alone in my second year. Where my school was is riddled with snakes and scorpions. They said its because of the cashew trees that grew in abundance there. Me i dont know. Anyway one night i was hearing one noise like dat on the part of my room that was covered with carpet instead of rug. But i was too scared to get up and check. The noise continued till i slept off. When i woke up i remembered the noise and stood up and collected the big stone i use in holding my door open. Then the noise started again and i beheld a large scorpion racing towards where i was standing on my bed! I threw the stone at it and God gave me perfect aim and it scattered. I still get goosebumps when i remember the incident cos if not that God held it captive all through the night it would have bitten me to death na.

You are the God of the impossible. I put my trust in You my Father

You fried it for too long. Ive not really checked how many minutes i fry them but once it floats in the oil i bring it out. Or you can shallow fry as someone else suggested. Just for a little while

Thank You Lord for a beautiful day well spent

I am confident of this very thing that He who has begun this good work in us shall perfect it in Jesus name. Amen.

Op i wish you God's grace.

I thank You Jesus for this beautiful gift of opening my eyes today. May Your name alone be glorified in Jesus name. Amen