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just2endowed:
Romoss sense 6ps+20,000mah support qc 3.0 fast charging abd digital display.. '

Best price?

shrewdmuse:
Immaculate Foreign Used 2007 Lexus ES350

VIN - JTHBJ46G972008905

Full Option

Low Mileage

Keyless Entry

Leather seats

Navigation System

Factory Freezing Ac

Fog Lamps

Alloy Wheels

Lagos Cleared, Full Duty Paid

N4.550M

Lekki

Call/Text/WhatsApp - 08099990323

This is a 2006 Lexus ES 350.

PlayMaker14:
SIMP will always be a SIMP even on Christmas Day.... They don't have Public Holidays.


May God nor allow our loins produce SIMPATHETIC son's.

This is the funniest crazy shit I've read all day!

You, sir are crazy as can be !

rollybest:
If by The next morning, that lady is still in your house....
Then put your hands on your head and say after me...
I'M A SIMPle man, I'm SIMPly stupid. Continue saying this until wisdom locates you

Rotfl. This is funny as fk!

suffering:
Your close-minded nature and every day post of this hackneyed article won’t allow you see the value of BBNaija to the country. Have you seen one billion votes which put a preferred political candidate in power? How about an election which went smoothly? I know very well those haven’t happened in my lifetime and I’ve lived long enough to know it never will. BBNaija votes count; always. I’m still yet to hear someone killed a rat because their preferred housemate lost talk less of killing a fellow human being. Stealing of ballot boxes, nko?

Why am I even responding. You’ll only carry your copy and paste write-up to the next BBNaija thread. Your type is never found in the politics section or in real world protests practicing what you preach.

Your moniker reveals your true state.
How apt!

Sanchez01:
The baby is aging rapidly. Progeria or Hutchinson-Gilford syndrome. It's an extremely rare disease.

Wrong diagnosis.

Spot diagnosis : Precocious puberty (brought on by the functional ovarian tumor)

Bombastically00:
Start a new life with urself....
Have courage...
Buy a psg jersey..
Support messi and watch his magical moments on youtube....
Then u will be happy again

Lol

timesup234:
the atrocities of America won't go unpunished. The United states bastard army is responsible for over 150 million deaths since the second world war. Anytime I cry and say the truth here the mods will always ban me. I am the most hated person on Nairaland. Americans will not escape their karma. Death is coming to every single american household, including Nigerians and Africans who reside there. The shithhole America must be invaded with black and whites casualties recorded

You skipped your antipsychotic medications again.
Y naw

AmgrayLogistics:
never a scam, if you feel Amgray has defraud you talk to them directly not spoiling a marketter"s job

The guy behind this moniker is not Amgray but a common marketer (who probably hasn't been paid in a very long time and that is just here out of obligation)...To get the attention of Amgray invade their social media handles.

This marketer has absolutely no regard for Amgray logistics, reason why he/she has kept posting silly follow-ups here.

Invade their handles now!

MikeMicheal:
Please how did you get it?
I need the covid19 funds too.

Lol

You psycho!

Isn't she endangering the lives of the people inside that car the way she's taking her eyes off the road while driving?

She should calm her emotions before it gets the better of her.

Dagger111:
Baami. Eyan sinzu, agba wire. Last last, na wetin we dey get from all politicians be this:


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

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Craziest funny thing I've read in a while.
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hakym619:
You know there are various route by which people administer recreational drugs. These include nostrils (snuffs) , smoking (weed), injecting (morphine) E.g. of recreational drugs are heroin , pent, cocaine , cannabis etc. These drugs are taken to induce euphoria. Euphoria may last hours.

I guess the boy in question has been sneaking syringes into the bathroom to administer hard drugs through arteries / veins in his leg.
I assume he stays in the toilet for so long to enjoy the euphoria as well as wait for it to fade out before coming outside.

This process will occur noiselessly.

Overtime , due to continuos admiration of substances on same site without knowledge of the human physiology and pathology , he must have caused himself tissue damage (gangrene )

Read up on gangrene

Very uneducated assumption. How can humans reek so much of daftness?! Omo

Nairaland is full of moronic people I swear. What nonsense?!

Labelling a poor dude that unfortunately just got diagnosed of cancer as an addict and a wankster is all shades heartless.

For your education, many cancers are idiopathic, what that means is ' of no known cause'

He probably was spending hours in the bathroom in pains or depressed or something...

Don't be quick to judge people. Seek first to understand.

Hello guys. I just stumbled on this.

Unfortunately Psalmz might not be the guy many of you think he is. I experienced the exact same thing with him last year. I bought a phone that was supposedly 'open box and new', infact what I got was indeed a refurbished piece of lemon that had battery and screen issues...How did i find out the phone was refurbished? I downloaded an app from playstore that showed the phone's battery had been recharged SEVERAL times before I even started to use it! It was so freaking annoying! Why market your products as open box and new when indeed they are open box and refurbished Its not only dishonest , it eventually catches up with you and tarnishes your reputation. In all honesty he eventually agreed to swap the said phone with another used one despite the fact that i paid for a new phone , for the sake of peace and my friend who recommended him to me, I let it slide but I felt slighted.

Be very clear on the condition of your products.

Who go buy go still buy am naw!


Notice that I said a friend recommended him to me, in my opinion I think he actually mixes up legit deals with dirty false advertising , so it isn't a surprise he has quite a number of good reviews.

I have no idea who Jeff is, I'm just relating my personal experience with Psalmz. Resolve his issue ASAP.

My advice is you listen to these complaints and make amends real quick before it gets too late. You can still make good come out of this man!

P.S: Also learn not to get verbally abusive (curses and lame threats) with your clients who spent their hard earned cash on your products, it makes no sense...
Peace.

Females repping Naija.
Is the future really female?

Baubaw:
Am I the only one that thinks Depay resembles Neymar?

Plays like him too

Still available?

Still available?

Just for the record, I'm in no way affiliated to the OP.

You guys bad mouthing his prices have no idea of how tough it is to import cars these days from the Americas/ Europe.

The naira is trash, you guys no wan hear word!

Op nothing do you...truth is, most of the folks bad mouthing you don't even have the cash to purchase, real buyers know what's up with the current prices.
They will come, patience.