If you are further hope... who is the nearer hope? Lol

modestdude:
The Journey of love we started last year July will take a new level this Saturday 29th October, 2016 as we walk down the aisle to tie the knots.

Sweetness, you came into my life with lots of love, goodness, favour and blessings. I will cherish and love you every passing day of our lives. #Togetherforever

Lalasticlala come bless my love ministry

This is beautiful! Beautiful bride.... except the ring is on the wrong finger

Airforce1:
Sometimes I kinda wonder what it feels like to be poverty stricken so today I felt drinking garri would give me clue.

Jeez..

Truely poverty na bastard.

work hard .. pray hard , ball hard.

Say no to poverty... Eat healthy.

Studio in a minute.

Billionaire Ambition.

Your mentality is the definition of poverty. Count your lucky stars that you can even make such a joke when others are dying of hunger.

Piptoes:
My boyfriend have been acting funny ever since he travelled abroad. We've dated for about six years. I've been very supportive and even formed the basic part of his life, if u know what I mean. A few months ago, he stopped calling me and our frequent chatting on whatsapp reduced drastically. And whenever I call him, he would pick the call and promise to call back, but never will. So I decided to give him a break, so he could sort himself out. Just last week I tried to find out what the problem was, and why he's been acting so withdrawn, at first he said it was complicated and blamed it on work. But I know it's more than that. The truth is, I love him so much. And I've always envisaged our future together. Yesterday he finally opened up to me, he told me he's meet a lot of ladies and so confused about who to spend the rest of his life with. I was really shocked to hear those words and it just keeps resonating in my head... we've only been seperated for 8 months and all of a sudden I've been shoved in the background. I've decided to leave it in the hands of God. Plus, I feel so hrt broken at the moment. So I'd like to know, is there still light at the end of the tunnel? Or should i give up already?

I'm really sorry to hear this Hun. My advise would be to leave him alone and give him some breathing space. Any man that loves you for real, will not be confused about your position in his future. Let him pick the second girl because you deserve better. You deserve way more than to be an option! You're a wonderful woman of worth.... A QUEEN!! Don't ever forget that... If it's meant to be.. He will realise his mistake and come back.. But the good thing is, you may have moved on by that so please don't hang around for him... Live your life like its Golden!

nnamdiokere45:
collect ur share n disembark

I sincerely hope you have no sisters.... Or better yet... A daughter that someone will use and dismiss!

Anyone that has been involved in a long distance relationship can relate to how difficult and emotional it can be.. Especially when you are just starting to know each other.

My boyfriend and I have been together for 3 years and 8 months now. We first met when he came to visit a mutual friend of ours in the US. We fell in love and decided we wanted to give things a shot. He lives in Nigeria, I live in the US. He's Nigerian and I am Kenyan... Worlds apart.

He works as an engineer so it can be difficult to get time off from work so he often pays for me to come see him in Nigeria. Things were fine at first and I have met his family, friends and loved one.. Minus his parents.

3 plus years down the line.. All we do is argue, fuss and fight. It's almost as if we hate each other and the love is dwindling by the day. I made the mistake of snooping on his phone the last time he came to see me in Atlanta and saw some incredibly discouraging messages he exchanged with a woman... Things have not been the same since then.

We now lack communication and I'm left feeling lonely and confused.. But anytime I ask him, he tells me nothing has changed and he still loves me the same.... Where are we going wrong?

Please house.. What do I do? Do I move on or continue with this man? Please not that my parents know about him.. And his immediate family and friends know of me, even though I'm yet to meet his family.

We have both agreed that I will move to Nigeria when or if we get married and raise the kids in the US when they are older so I at least know that he plans his future with me In mind.

I'm sorry for the long story but I need advice!

skyo78:


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

This last part of the story cracked me up.

As in!!! Na that part kill me pass... Pregnant rat indeed Lol

sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

LMAOOOO!!! This is too funny... How do you know th rat is pregnant??! LOL

MightyPee:
so I was chatting with a long time friend of mine, we have been friends since 2L in the university, our friendship is 5years now. I have been asking her to date me but she has refused, giving excuses I don't think hold water.

What Do you think of her excuses?




Me? I think she was just complimenting me. our chat on Whatsapp today.

Its never gonna happen bro... Move on... She's NEVER gonna date you. The fact hat she's brining up your wedding.. She's sending you a glaring message. Read between the lines

marvelck:
Most married men who are unfaithful don't joke with their wives at all. Despite their cheating habit, they can kill or maim any man that makes advances at their wives. Try it and see how he reacts violently (jealous rage). Cos, his wife belongs to him alone, while his mistresses/girlfriends outside belong to everybody. They always expect their wives to be faithful and loyal, even if she's aware or suspicious of his unfaithfulness. To most men, a man is allowed to cheat while a woman's duty is to tend to his needs at all times...

What's good for the goose... Is good for the gander. Do me I do you... Man no go vex.....!!

Mujinho4b:
I av bin dating Dis girl 4 2months now, we had sex only 1nce, I really love her, tho her past was rough, she's heard sex with at least 9guys, some she don't even remember Dia names, she's aborted 2wice, but all Dis does not bother me or stopped me 4rm loving ha, I told ha Dis, nd promised to luv ha to d fullest, we were cool together nd everything was going smooth. Not until yesterday *Sunday* she called me around 10am, we were talking nd den she mistakenly told me she's not @home(which she supposed to b, cos she always goes 4morning service) later she was telling som1 to live ha, nd den d phone disconnected. I called but it was switched off. Around 10pm she called me and started telling me dat she had offended me, dat pls I should 4giv ha, dat in d morning she went to a Frnd houz(a guy) and dey Wia alone, dat d guy got her gspot nd she just couldn't stop him dat dey heard an unprotected sex, I am confused, she's begging me 4 4givness, I don't know Wat to do.. pls advice me, Abeg am loosing my mind. I av not picked her call since yesterday..

What's wrong with her hearing sex with 9 guys and hearing sex with her friend? Please ask her if she used headphones to hear it? If so... I hope it was Dr Dre beats because the sound quality is amazing... She may even hear more guys... LOOL

LOL the girl in the leopard print dress used photoshop.. The pavement and walls are caving in.. And her legs have a funny shape.

So did the girl in the blue leggings by the white wall - photoshop!!

Abayor7:
your prove it's fake?
cos I researched on it from a Chinese online store and it's roughly 5k

Lol you try... 5k for a Rolex when they start at about £20,000? Lol it's fake hun.. It's the thought that counts.

JustKeen:
val is around the corner and many awoof ladies are beginning to show their non-existant Mother Theresa side.


Been getting calls and whatsapp messages with their normal "You dun forget me naa" yarns.





SMH. The way I go take go MIA ehn, e go be them like film tricks.

Lmao!! @ mother Theresa side. Na real nonexistent

Adebowaletunji:
seriously i cant handle the amount of pms i receive per day and i ask am i the only fresh lady here on nairaland that guys are just drooling for me.

am really feeling funky

Babe you need to calm down... You're way too conceited and it shows your insecurities because you're always looking for reassurance and validation. Love yourself silently please.

BossKratos:
A lot of babes deceive guys with mega lies this days just to get into their lives, wallets, or homes as either future wives or girlfriends these days. Not to say that we homies don't also tell a few white lies also but compared to some of these smallies "we are all learners"!


But truth be told, most guys in naija are only really searching for ladies who are ready to keep it real with them. But unfortunately it seems to our naija babes, deception is part of our constitution!


This could be due to their never ending love for engaging in abnormal love mind games, love for material things, desperation for money and fame, or just the standard olosho lifestyle! Either way this causes some babes to steadily cook up superb lies that would leave even lucifer impressed!


Which of us have not heard these standard scams;



1. I love only you baby

2. He's my uncle


3. I've never done that before


4. I've never cheated on you


5. You are the best I've ever had


6. I don't eat that type of food


7. Its paining me


8. I went for a burial


9. I'm a virgin


10.My phone was on silent/battery died



See scam! If there are bigger lies that you may have come across please add it to the list! Awon goons mi, please what is the greatest lie that you have heard from a naija woman?

"I will never hurt you baby, you mean the world to me and I love you" the biggest lie men have been telling women since 19BC!

joborskill:
I have been in a relationship with a lady since March last year and all has been going smooth until a revelation popped out earlier today via our chat on whatsapp and it has been troubling my mind. We had a discussion about our past and after sharing series of experiences, she started begging me to forgive her for not telling me this earlier. She claims the month of February has always been a terrible month for her as it brings back some bad memories.

After persuading her for a while about what the issue is, she said she was pregnant for her EX in 2013 and she didn't know until it resulted in a terrible sickness which led to her been rushed to an hospital where the doctor confirmed she is 5 months pregnant. She said the doctor recommended surgery to terminate the pregnancy because the baby was in her right fallopian tube instead of her womb.

She confirmed to me that her right fallopian tube has been removed while all she has now is her womb and left tube. she claims the doctor told her she can only have a maximum of 3 kids when ready due to the surgery. I acted like everything is fine so as not to hurt her feelings any further but i'm seriously disturbed by this.

This is someone i love so much and i intend getting married to later this year. I need advices on what to do next as i am confused right now. What are the implications of having any of the tubes removed? would it affect fertility or child bearing in marriage? Do you think i should move on with my life and look for someone else as i cannot determine the level of damages that has happened to her reproductive system? Kindly drop your comments.

Sorry but what is your problem? You said yourself that the doctor told her she can have up to 3 kids. Do your research on Fallopian tubes and conception. Her womb is intact and her left Fallopian tube is in good condition so she can bare children.
Ask yourself this, do you truly love this woman? Do you really love her unconditionally the way God says a man should love his wife?! If her potential health condition is risking your commitment to stay with her then I can tell you that you don't love HER but you love the IDEA of her and the possible life that you two can have together. True love is about loving someone DESPITE difficulties and unfortunate circumstances... You're not supposed to love someone based on what they can do for you (that's selfish).. But you're supposed to seem them for their hearts and character.. And their interests when it comes to you. If you know you don't love her unconditionally then please walk away. You're not ready for marriage

Frozenovenreagan:
btw, i have a crush on pinkbarbie, too bad she doesnt even know i exist hehe

Why should another person's opinion of you push you to seek self gratification from other humans that are virtually strangers? Learn to love yourself... There's nothing wrong with you

Mustack:
click on reply and it will take you to another page scroll down a bit were you see an empty box..
under that empty box you'll see a four empty boxes from there you'll chose the pics to upload..

Thanks dear

Do you know how much $1 million is? If you don't want me to better my life then you don't love me!

I will buy myself a new boyfriend! Lol

I aim for £350 each month. Anyone that lives in London knows that rent and transport is London is no joke. Very expensive city

falconey:

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[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] I pity your girl

farano:
Ladies share your no make-up pictures here. Let those pics fly! Happy weekend darlings!

Mine below

Please how do I view pictures on here?

I'm so confused... 4,6 or 5

We met on a rainy day In my friend's car