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Jokes EtcRe: Weekend Gigging by bright007(op): 4:46pm On May 14, 2012
Booquee no wan answerrrrrr?
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by bright007(f): 4:32pm On May 14, 2012
jackpot: bro, didn't know that that "Avenida San Luis 28030, Madrid" you used to have up in ya profile locashun back then really meant "Shop A20, Ariaria Market!" tongue tongue grin

You toooo mushhhh
cheesy cheesy
dat guy use to have spain inside his face-me-i-slap-u mud house in sango otta.





Any way,how are u my cousin sister?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Is Now Something Else ! by bright007(f): 4:27pm On May 14, 2012
So many bush piglets in here!
Jokes EtcRe: Click Here $ Laugh Out Loud! by bright007(op): 4:24pm On May 14, 2012
ode remo: what next. yeye joke.
See dis ode,u be like ur name!
Jokes EtcRe: Weekend Gigging by bright007(op): 6:56pm On May 12, 2012
booqee: gosh! Bright are u cracking jokes to primary 2 student?? D joke is too dry and simple! Abegi give us confirm joke joor! tongue
oh!my dear booqee,do u know dat mr Kpekus dog's name sounds similar to ur name?
Its name is Boggy and ur name is booqee.are u from ťĥĕ same home?
FoodRe: Cooking Before Church And Eating After Church by bright007(f): 6:09pm On May 12, 2012
Nairaboi: . . . 4rm all u have said, it has been deduced that u are what? A F.ooL
I understand dat u are d only gay albino in ur family!No need replying u cos I understand u need attention.
IslamRe: Is Allah Everywhere??? by bright007(f): 5:34pm On May 12, 2012
Allah only exists in d moon and dats why muslims always look out for ťĥĕ moon in all their activities.ťĥĕ long and short of it is dat allah is d moon-god.
FoodRe: Cooking Before Church And Eating After Church by bright007(f): 4:18pm On May 12, 2012
Yomieluv: Attimes I wonder what makes front page on nairaland,this thread shows how nairalnders are poverty stricken,from Ǥø̲̣đ forsaken home,and to cap it all,poor background upbringing.nairaland sucks.
please tell them ooo.
RomanceRe: What Three Characteristics Make Someone Beautiful? by bright007(f): 3:27pm On May 12, 2012
Jamb question but no options!
Jokes EtcRe: Weekend Gigging by bright007(op): 2:11pm On May 12, 2012
purpinkx: I think I love this grin
better person!
Jokes EtcRe: Who Would Make People The Happiest Most!!!!!!!!!!! by bright007(f): 2:09pm On May 12, 2012
booqee: Seen dis joke before. Still funny though. come on sharraap! Ur joke indeed! undecided Who says d op copied from you?? Were u d one who formed d joke?? undecided Or u want to lie dat u dint also copy and paste it from somewhere??



Bush pig!

grin
aha!ŵĥŷ are u letting out veins from ur multicoloured face all in å bid to attack me?

Ok....u know wat?I will say...















Sorry to u...bush piglet.
CareerRe: When Will Nigerian Lawyers Stop Wearing Wigs, Looking Like Fools To The World? by bright007(f): 2:01pm On May 12, 2012
Does abolishing d wearing of wigs change our rather anaemic and unfunctional laws?
If country Å decides not to wear d wig again,must we follow suit? Must we do it because others are doing it?Ŵĥŷ not be at d fore-front and be ťĥĕ first make å change so that they will follow.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Would Make People The Happiest Most!!!!!!!!!!! by bright007(f): 1:48pm On May 12, 2012
Must u copy my jokes?























Bush pig!
Jokes EtcRe: Weekend Gigging by bright007(op): 1:20pm On May 12, 2012
bin gbagbo: . .. * sleeps whiles trying to read that article* undecided embarassed
dats because u are still learning how to read.this is far above your level.Start by learning how to spell two or three lettered words like:go,me,you,is,as,at.
PoliticsRe: FG To Track Down Boko Haram With Satellites by bright007(f): 11:47am On May 12, 2012
Talk is cheap.Let d clueless FG and his cabinet talk less $ do more.
Jokes EtcWeekend Gigging by bright007(op): 11:22am On May 12, 2012
Mr Kpekus was å responsible,caring and financially stable man before he lost his job.He became å nuisance in d house after d unfortunate incident but Mrs kpekus his wife ŵăš there to carry d financial burdens.Mrs Kpekus would use her hard-earned money to make sure there ŵăš no difference btw d time her husband had å job and now dat he lost it.She paid d light bills,house rent,children school fees and above all,cooks delicious meals juiced with assorted meats and inviting aroma.After sometime Mrs Kpekus ŵăš compelled to threaten her husband that she ŵăš gonna poison his food,although this ŵăš to make him work hard to get back on his feet financially.
Mr Kpekus came back home after å futile job-hunt and was very hungry.His wife quickly informed him dat she has poisoned d food.Mr kpekus pondered heavily on d next line of action $ quickly took part of d food and gave it to Boggy their dog.Boggy ate and ate $ after about ten minutes did not show any signs of being poisoned.
Mr kpekus quickly descended on d remaining content of d pot and ate everything eatable.As he ŵăš having å glass of water to push down his meal,his son Junior came running home and shouting 'daddy...daddy...Boggy d dog is dead.Mr Kpekus ŵăš shocked and immediately became restless.He thought å about d intestinal pains experienced by those who ate poisoned foods before dying.He took å rope,went to d sitting room and hung himself.he ŵăš dying slowly wen his son Junior ran in again shouting....daddy...daddy..d man who hit boggy with his car wants to see you.
Mr kpekus started shouting...help...help..help..
IslamRe: How Will Islam Make My Life Better? by bright007(f): 10:35am On May 12, 2012
seguun: If Allah doesn't exist, how come EVERY time I sleep or slumber (not just every night but any time of the day I sleep or slumber) I have a dream and my dream doesn't fail to come true?, nothing befalls me except what I have seen in my dream. That is, since I can reason myself nothing has ever met me unawares but I will always anticipate it for it has been shown to me already. No face or place I see for the first time in (reality) is new to me for I would have been shown before I meet it (major world events are not left out).
If Allah doesn't exist, how come ALL the quranic stands on the origin of the universe are scientifically correct? This is impossible for someone in the 7th century to have come up with...the 20th century scientists spend billions with all the sophisticated devices before they could arrive on what is already in the quran 1400 years ago.
Also if Allah doesn't exist what are the chances of you writing the english alphabets on different materials and throw them to the sky and when landing they all landed arranged in alphabetical order?.
You are funny, so you think Allah is one sort of a "super man" that will just fly to the crime scene and rescue somebody in danger?. You see, there is good and evil... and Allah will reward those who perpetuate in both good and evil accordingly.
talking about u having revelations or being forewarned before any event,How come your great prophet who died from poison did not get ťĥĕ revelation and consequently not eat d poisoned meat he ŵăš given?
IslamRe: Muslims: 7 Virgins To One Man When You Die? Lol by bright007(f): 10:25am On May 12, 2012
LagosShia: not strange that the christians are fond of partying around ignorance.many nonsensical posts over something that even the Muslims do not admit.
bros,when will u sign-up...I mean blow-up yourself for your own 72 virgins?Time waits for no man!
EducationRe: Uniben 2012/2013 Aspirants:the Way Forward. by bright007(op): 9:10am On May 12, 2012
youngbrowser: pls o hw many students apply for industrial chemistry in uniben? nd also i scored 228 in my jamb wat are my chances of getn admision
your chances depend on how m̶̲̥̅̊
účĥ u are able to understand from wat u have read before d putme exam.remember d exam is just å few months away.
Christianity EtcRe: Can Something Come Out From Nothing? by bright007(f): 8:56am On May 12, 2012
buzugee: word ? work and study huh ? do you live in america or britain ?
Nop.....I live in nigeria but has plans of going over to further my education abroad.
Christianity EtcRe: Adam The First Man Was A Blackman(evidence) by bright007(f): 8:47am On May 12, 2012
bin gbagbo: I âm å bush pig!
Christianity EtcRe: Can Something Come Out From Nothing? by bright007(f): 3:20am On May 12, 2012
buzugee: i guess we are going to have to agree to disagree on the issue then hun. i like your spu-nk though. do you come to this section often ?
Not really.I come only wen âm less busy with work $ study.
Christianity EtcRe: Can Something Come Out From Nothing? by bright007(f): 3:06am On May 12, 2012
buzugee: well listen here smarty pants, the issue of mole does not even feature in this topic of discussion. you are diverting the topic. you know you were wrong by using mole but you are trying to justify yourself by going into this tirade of how you can use the mole. listen, the discussion we are having here is not going into quantities of elements used to form water. what we are dealing with is the atoms and molecules required to form water. as in, as relates to the topic of trying to pull out water from the atmosphere. let me give you an analogy of your contribution so far. if someone says all it takes to make a baby is for one egg to be fertilized by the fastest spe-rm. this is the topic. then you come in with, well there are 10 million spe-rms released per ejaculation. like of what relevance is that information ? its only 1 that is required, we dont need to know how many millions was ejaculated, we dont need to know how many moles of hydrogen or oxygen.
But u started it all by saying I ŵăš wrong without seeing it d way it should by å sane brain.
Now over to topic,u cant form something from nothing.All things formed are formed from something that ŵăš previously existing either in å state where it couldn't be perceived by primitive senses or where it forms another thing in combination with another particle.

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