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*where is d joke?

*no offiiiieeenccee taken either*just trying to get d question into ur block-head.now once again,Where is d joke?

*where is d joke*

*yes,especially when d info is genuine*

@doneze:not afraid,just busy.ťĥĕ money for ťĥĕ card to check ur admission status is yet to be confirmed.but one thing I want to tell u guys is dat anything u see on ur uniben profile for now is liable to be changed because there is å mix-up of data.So u guys should wait till tomorrow $ check ur profile again.

*to purchase uniben admission status card call me on 08164685979.I âm å student of uniben,don't fall into wrong hands.

@markolini:keep checking.ťĥĕ auditors hav å problem with ťĥĕ site.I helped å girl in checking just now $ I saw å male pics on her profile.I think there is å mix-up in d site.

@doneze:well,its really shocking dat things hav changed this year.For those. Of u not yet admitted,keep praying because ťĥĕ names on d second batch is not guaranteed.

*where is d joke?

*d dull boy must be studio cfr*

@markolini:ur result is not yet out.I saw 'NO RECORD FOUND'

*sharp,sharp*

*the auditors of pume result for this year are very inefficient.if ur pics ŵăš substituted,just chill,they will rectify it soon.

*just post ur jamb reg here,I will help u in checking*

*where Is d joke?

*just ďŗi̶̲̥̅̊v̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊g̶̲̥̅̊ by in my escalade*

@wisdom:you result is not yet out.

*bartendr,pls give me 1 plate of pepper soup cow wings $ my favourite beer=satzenbrau*pls bring it quickly as I mourn ťĥe outcome of the super chickens $ guinea fowls match*

*drives into bar intentionally ramming ťĥĕ keke napep parked by jackpot my cousin**OH!no!don't blame me,ťĥĕ super chickens of nigeria caused it.

*wat å primitive way of thinking*

*why will u have å human being having both male $ female genital organs?ŵĥŷ?

*post ur jamb info here $ I will check for u*

*sighs even more heavily*

@otaghogho:ŵĥŷ d̶̲̥̅̊ọ̥ u misquote me?I said those WHO DID NOT SHADE THEIR TYPE will not have results.Those who knew they shaded their type during post ume exam should continue checking.

*his brain has started its usual waving again*

*where is d joke?is dis å joke?can dis be å joke?

*For those of you who did not shade your paper type during post ume exam,NO RESULT FOR YOU.å guy asked me to check his results in school today $ I discovered dat he did not shade his paper type.if u did not shade ur type,start thinking of writing jamb again.

*Anxiety!anxiety!dats one major thing with jambites.Just exercise patient $ u will see ur result.Atleast u know wat u did on post ume day,u know how many questions u failed,so examine urself first then exercise patient.

*bartender,I need 2 bottles of satzenbrau $ å plate of fresh fried cow wings*

*good jokes*

*hmmmmmm*no comment*

*all admission in uniben are merit based*