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where is d joke?

why was my thread titled"MY JOKE"locked?.am very very angry with d mods.For God sake dat was d only thread linked to my I.D.This is my complaint

Henry46:
plz guyz, watz d main score one could hit so as to b admitted with MEDICAL LABORATORY SCIENCE?
MY DETAILS r,
.
UTME SCORE - 233
PUTME SCORE - 61
AGGREGATE - 60

yoyr admission is secured.

dani1luv:
thanks, i bet that dude was bright

ahhhhhh!dani!why u dey fall ur hand now?have u forgotten am ur lecturer?dis is d reason why ben-10 dey get A's while u dey getF.

Idowuogbo:
Frustrated amphibians dey have increased minimum wage now, I still wanna no y u guys still emotional

why are u frowning ur face?we dont eat one-week-old five-five naira fish roll,we don pass dat level.ok, calculate the entire fish-roll $ come forward for the money.

*any score below 50 is an outright failure.if u score 50 $ above,u have å chance of been admitted.To check ur admission status,u need d admission status card.

No english dictionary has been able to expain the difference between the 2 words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED" in a way that's so easy to understand:some people say there's no difference between d COMPLETE $ FINISHED,but there is :When u marry the right one,u are complete.When u marry the wrong one,u are finished.And when the right one catches u with the wrong one,u are completely finished.

*a good joke for d weekend*

*pls oooo,u guyz should be patient.dats d only virtue u need now*

*sees two dead rat by the gents.picks dem up $ dumps it into ajibel's mouth.
*i believe dat would stop d hunger for now*

Good one but u can do better*

Studio CFR:
people wey go slap yo face on my behalf plenty

as dry as a desert

Studio CFR:
My swagger bites
get used to it

village swagger

jackpot:
ER. .who be this one wey carry gala dey hawk in front of my bar? Abeg, carry that thing go stand for Express jor.

MtcheeeEw!

shey dis tin wey she carry resemble gala?na five-five naira fish roll she carry.errrrr, abeg madam,we are not kids here.pls shift to d nearby nursery school,u will make enough sales there.

thank god.uniben is back $ better.

*The site is no longer working again.You guys should chill $ be prayerful.

*call me to get ur admission access card*

*this is ŵĥŷ I don't give out my biz line in public forum*barely 5minutes of posting it here,some idle jambites are already flashing.pls don't flash,call me.

*call me on 08164685979*

*in d school premises only*if u are not in benin,call me.I will help u get it.don't be defrauded of ur money.

*New info*U have to buy å scratch card to know ur admission status*

*to check ur admission status,its now showing ENTER ACCESS PIN

*where is d dzjoke?

*scammers everywhere*

*hmmmm*

*everything just getting messier now.its now writing ERROR ACCESS

*are u sure they have solved d problem with d site?

*where is d joke?

*where is d joke?*

*u mean he should improve on farting always.

*celebitish?meaning wat?are u claiming to be å british man dat attend celestial church?dis is strange.

*where is d joke?