₦airaland Forum

*is dis å news or joke?are u å journalist or wanderer?

*To ALL BAR MATRONIZERS $ PATRONIZERS*
Boko Haram just sent in an email that they will bomb this bar on the 30th of September.*pls be informed*

**help me load dis:091419041490!its 5K recharge card.

*even after u try to copy basket joke,u no try at all**

*recycled,dubbed or photocopied!

**will go to d times of Adam $ eve and maybe I can stop Adam from eating d fruit!

**they are truely boko haram rats!

**uniben**

**where have all ťĥĕ lotto folks in here?

**somebody pls help me!boko haram wants to bomb my school.

*oh!soory sweetie.IJEBU GARRI +CHILLED WATER=NIGHTBLINDNESS.please make another order.

Another thing is dat I know nairaland have many members who play pool and ťĥĕ local baba ijebu.So this section will bring nairalanders who bet,stake $ nap to better winning ways.

I want to use this medium to air my opinion that å new section called “THE LOTTERY SECTION” should be created.I think nairaland as big as it is should have å lottery board where lotto fans can interact $ ťĥĕ distance between members bridged to achieve ťĥĕ common goal of amassing quick legal wealth.Such å section will provide å better place for football betting,pools,the local lotto we have in nigeria,etc.If u like this idea,pls make ur comments.

**is it true dat there ŵăš an attempted attempt to bomb U.I $ d person ŵăš caught?

*only u talk joke,only u dey l̶̲̥̅̊ąůĝĥ.This means u should go for check-up at å pscho home.

**One good fact about all muslims:THEY BELIEVE IN JESUS.
Infact it is in d quaran.They know originality $ genuity in JESUS as described by ťĥĕ quaran.Even from ťĥĕ Quaran,it is clearly evident that Jesus ŵăš more of å true God representative or messenger than Mohammed.Yet muslims still try as m̶̲̥̅̊účĥ as possible to bend d truth wen ťĥĕ need arises.

*dumb $ deaf thread!*

*smiles*

**where is d fuuuuucckkking joke?

**where is d joke?

**Obituary:joke section is dead!*

**@tanimz:which kind garri?shey yellow or white garri?abi ijebu or popoo garri?
But wait first,which time jackpot start to dey sell garri?

*do u know dat she has å Dr title?Well d fun of it is dat she is å source of humour

**to search ur yeye head**

**umblerra all d way**

*for ur mind u ťĥĕ guy don hype u abi?

**why is nairaland so abound with dumbs $ deafs?This is d 500th time I âm reading dis crap for heaven sake.mstcheeeewwww

**uncle mukina,ME! ME!**raising my two hands $ legs**ME!ME!

**barman,pls give me four bottles of satzenbrau $ 2 plates of cow-wings pepper soup**

**condem phensic*

*who dey ask u question self?