₦airaland Forum

*a rich man who persists in wearing tattered dunlop $ jumpey trouser to d bar*hmmmmmmmm*

*yes I have had more dan enough,but isn't dat good for your boss business?

*correct guy*

*i suggest eze-ego,clifford-orji $ ojukwu

*@kel2me:just check back,they are still uploading d results online.goto ecampus.uniben.edu

*and who be ur mate wey u dey ask question?koshi jare

*if u are here nko?hav u forgotten ur job?Go and wash d dishes b4 jacky markes u absent for d day

*a lot of miscreants in here*

*where is d djzoke?

@sophizzy:pls give one instance you knew I broke any rule in here.

*this last comment above is far too circular to drive home any point if there are valid arguments in ťĥĕ write-up at all.

*nop,but I table-wet can u frog-jump?

@hamid:no b ur fault,atleast nobody get common wheelbarrow for una village.But dats å tin of d past as I hear that ur uncle has been promoted to d post of å BOKO HARAM cleaner $ as such he ŵăš given å beetle.One tin dat is good about dis is dat,he will be used as å demonstration to show graduating boko haram students aw to bomb.This way ťĥĕ beetle will be willed to you.so keep praying hard.

*where is d joke?*

@oweniwe:are u d one pretending to be å virgin or your ears?You better recognize d CAPON we get for here before we give u bag to carry.

*d Mod is really working hard to revive d boredom-stricken section*i like this.

You guyz should keep d comments coming,they are hilarious $ really impressive. But on å more serious note,ťĥĕ university has done well by refusing him admission.All muslims are potential BOKO HARAM tools.All christians who have muslim friends should beware,he/she may have bomb in his clothes especially those from d north.

*woe to d day å fool is born*

*wat d̶̲̥̅̊ọ̥ u call this novel u have written?Even å blindman will complain of his eye-muscles getting strained by mere glancing @ ur super story.

@poster:pls take dis to d DRY section

@lysaa:please ask studio wetin him dey use VASELIN take d̶̲̥̅̊ọ̥.

*@guapo:no worry,na my fault sey I no jam u. Next time I see u walking on ťĥĕ road with ur dunlop slippers wey don chop,I swear,I go jam u leave ur joystick(dats d only useful tin u possess)

*animals have means of communication,be it by body language,voice,written signs or even chemical language*

*oh!cousin,have mercy on d poor boy.Cant u see dat he has promised to stop self-servicing $ using rope to tie his 3/4 trousers?

infact,I will crush his joystick with my escalade tyres.He used dat joystick to ruin d bar set up by one run-away pusssy-monger.

*the comments here are hilarious* but frankly speakly,this problem was as å result of d boy's parent ulterior motives.Common sense should have made them know dat sending their son to CU will in one way or d other divert ťĥĕ boy's religious beliefs.Also we have å number of good institution around that can equal CU.

@stud:hope u know d reason why your right biceps $ triceps are bulging out fiercely $ ur left biceps $ triceps looking like å mosquito proboscis. ANSWER:It ŵăš discovered recently dat studio has been self-servicing since he ŵăš 4 years old.

*some of d jokes are cool but most were recycled/dubbed/pirated or ŵėřē simply old $ worn-out

@talking:u are affirmatively correct!This is å pirated work from my original masterpiece which I titled ”Nairaland gbogbo Biz gurls“

@jackpot:plsae inivte artsits lkie MJ,Dagrin,2pac etc.

*this thread has been derailed,though into an interesting topic but you guys should go back to d thread's original topic.

Boy:hi. Girl:what? Boy:how are u? Girl:d̶̲̥̅̊ọ̥ I know u? Boy:I âm rich. Girl:Hi,I âm Nana,I âm 20,nice to meet u Boy:No!no,“Rich”is my name. Girl:sorry,I don't talk to boys.