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Where is d joke?

*one question dat has appeared more dan any other one on dis thread is “where did dinosaurs come from”.But I think d question should be“where did human come from”.Once dis question is answered,ťĥĕ dinosaur question will not be difficult.

*the most easiest post ume ever conducted in uniben.

*@poster:I guess u ŵėřē fed with dat fluid(akamusynthesis).dats ŵĥŷ u know dat d baby ŵăš enjoying it

**(shouts aggressively)jackpot!jackpot!!where are u?pls get your grenade launcher while I go for my proximity mines!!its no mercy!

@poster:now dat u have spilled wats in ur dirty mind,wat next?

*just ďŗi̶̲̥̅̊v̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊g̶̲̥̅̊ by in my escalade*

*another good zjzoke from cousin*keep it up

@el:are u trying to find an excuse for your dry write-up?no discrimination this time cos u have always been like dis.

@cousin:dis wan na Bleep up no 2 (lol).where she crash wen night come?ŵĥŷ u no inform me?I for take proper care of âm.

*where is d joke?

*where is d joke?storms out angrily!

*another silly write-up!

@studio:u wrote an experience of your life $ expects us to l̶̲̥̅̊ąůĝĥ at u!and wen we did not l̶̲̥̅̊ąůĝĥ,u decided to turn d thread into å “I love u,talk ur own”thread.simply grow up.

*bros,ŵĥŷ u dey fall ur c̶̲̥̅̊o̲̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ hand nawwww?I remember I promise to dash u d escalade wen u get to 40, but u are barely 30 so just be patient.

**Now dat post ume is gone,what next?You guyz should relax $ enjoy d little time remaining(for those dat will be admitted).Then get all your documents ready,for those dat are using o level results dat is more than 2 years old,pls get the original copy.wish u guyz ťĥĕ best of luck.

Just ďŗi̶̲̥̅̊v̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊g̶̲̥̅̊ by in my escalade!

Good zjoke!

My cousin has represented as always!

@guapo:are u å bar robber or å prick robber?

*This wirtuep is as dry as å dseret!

@yinka:its not å tricky question.You know wat âm talking about!

Werhe is ťĥĕ jkoe?

Where is d joke?

But ŵĥŷ?

**lol*

*drives into ťĥĕ garage in my escalade**Hello people,what's happening in here?baaaaaarrrrr man,pls give me 2 bottles of satzenbrau $ å. Plate of cow wings!

This is from me to all prospective uniben students:Wish u guyz all d best in your upcoming exam!

Hey everybody,I can see u guyz are having å nice time.Special condolence to those who chose uniben as second choice.May God give u guyz d grace to bear ťĥĕ grief.*signs out*

Thanks to all who have been keeping the candle burning.I have been very busy.

where is mr bones?