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@tonia $ el gabi:pls be patient,I will post ťĥĕ phone no very soon,its just dat I travelled to lagos $ will be back in benin by nextweek thursday.Just be patient.

For those going for microbiology,optometry,plant biology,biochenistry $ other related disciplines,pls paste ur email add here and I will send d past questions to ur mail.

@prinzey:u have å good jamb score,so I believe with extra effort in ur pume u will make it.but my advice for all of u out there is to be prepared,if u did jamb without cheating,I believe u pume is not å problem.ťĥĕ major thing with most students is dat they cheated to get their jamb score $ in pume there is no cheating.

Rugrats!!!

@poster:ŵĥŷ are u dancing when dere is no music?your post has simply revealed dat u are joke-dry!
Mstcheeeewwww

Who is dis francis self? Your name is like å first year couse in d university.
But frankly speaking who need sugar mummuy or daddy?

shey IRS mean internal revenue service or wat!all d same,where is d joke?

**drving towards bar in ma escalade**

For you guyz requesting ťĥĕ online pume questions,go to www.unibenupdate.com $ u will see what you want there.

@akhereslan:guy u don't need further maths for u to get admission into comp.sci.uniben just finished their first semester,so there is pretty m̶̲̥̅̊účĥ time before pume.nothing has been announced officially about pume for this year.

Boy,dey ur lane jare.

**just drove past bar in ma escalade**

@favyjane:well,uniben have not officially announced anything about pume but one thing that is sure is dat if u are among those admitted dis year,u will resume year one this year.

@ojeigbo:bros,u are on your own oooh!don't u know dat its not adviseable to chose any federal school as second choice?most guys dat chose uniben as second choice last year are still at home now.you better sit tight $ be ťĥĕ best in post ume,if not,find another schoool.

**any how sha,peace will take its course in this bar one day

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8593991#msg8593991 date=1309098506]^^try making sense 

what does: Change what you can't accept mean?

and whose the wounded here? you & Jackpot?

Look - the thread's boring

okay, others might be afraid to voice what they really think for fear of being insulted by you both

but ask yourself honestly - do you really enjoy the content of this thread? [/quote]**what do u mean by enjoy?are u telling me that the thread created by that THING which was characterised by indecency $ pornography at its zenith is better than this one?well if u are not enjoying this one,i am enjoying it to the fullest.infact i am taking the baton as soon as my cousin retires at page 100.all vestination to the trash can.

Kunbee:
^^And if i was?

He dull pass blunt razor, why he no go get 20

He is all those people that shade the cheat type instead the one which Jamb give am, them go dey shade physics for commerce *hail Mary*
And when we tell him, he will think sey we dey beef am
You are a cretin, look at the useless joke you posted. If you do it once or twice or thrice, its permitted but when it becomes a fashion

It means aiye n se e, better go cele church

And is there anything wrong in doing Jamb, no be humans dey do am

**HEY mr,where u intoxicated with fanta or ate beans up to d extent of vomitting it through your ears when u posted d above comments?
or who do u think u are referring to.u came in here $ started spewing insults $ $ i simply gave u back in kind.
now u are feeling insulted,u better dont do to others wat u dont want to be done to u.grow up old fool!!!

Hamid O:
Think what? I've seen my swthrt and that's all that matters now. Lol

Hello sweerie, how are you today?

Hope you're good?

**noz!i am bad
do u still like me?

*I go with ťĥe popular saying that“CHANGE WHAT YOU CANT ACCEPT ”$“ACCEPT WHAT YOU CANT CHANGE”**
My dearest EFE,where do u find urself?why are u helping ťĥĕ wounded cry over their wounds

rip mj

Nop,but dats an irrelevant opinion anyway.
Do we need å re branded nairaland?

Where is d joke?
Mtcheeeewwwwww

@el-gabi:post ume will be coming up very soon as uniben wants to meet up with it calender.Ťĥĕ official date havnt been announced but it will be in å couple of months from now.As for post ume subjects,u are right but read å little of biology to boost ur score

@adeke:ŵĥŷ do wanna fraud ťĥĕ innocent jambites?after failing in jamb u still want to add to their problem.In doing this u waste forum members time when they spend time scrolling down only to see ur irrelevant $ repeated message.
Ťĥĕ long hand of ťĥĕ law will catch up wif u.

@el-gabi:if u divide ur jamb score by 8,it means u have about 30.1 as your uniben jamb score.Getting admission into elect/eng depends on the outcome of pume for all applicant into your preferred course.I know of a student dat got admitted into chemical eng. With å an average score of 60 and another student got 65 $ also got admitted last year.Now dat u have 30 marks already,you must work hard to make sure u score about 60-70 in ur pume so dat wen it is divided by 2,u will have 30-35.this will be added to ur jamb score of 30 making a average score of 60-65.if u can beat this score,I bet u will be among tops in ur course $ u will be given admission.ťĥĕ major thing is dat cut-off marks are not decided before post ume,they are decided after post ume.
If we have up to 500 applicants for å particular course $ d school only needs 100 students,after the pume exam,it is d first 100 highest scorers dat will get admitted into dat course independent whetter u passed or did well.the only help dat can be given to a student dat did well in post ume $ did not gain admission(probably because he/she is not among ťĥĕ first set of required no of students) is to transfer him/her to å similar department dat has space for applicant.One fact is dat,if after writing post ume $ wen u calculated ur average score,u did not get up to 50,then u cant get ťĥĕ option of getting admitted into å similar dept.

**names of babies:el-error,el-guava $ el-mango

@bukana:u are welcome

Nop,cos I know it will be boring.lol
Hope I guessed right?

@kunbee:aha!jor oooooo!you wan swallow me?why use ur money for food take throw dice?shey u go drink ijebu garri make I email am to u?

welldone guyz

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8590294#msg8590294 date=1309029701]boring stuff [/quote]**ok,here is a simple joke to wake u up from being bored**here is a conversation between my cousin $ one english teacher.
JACKPOT:Are u the new english teacher?
Idowuogbo:YES, I ARE.