Jokes Etc › Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by bright007(f): 2:35pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by bright007(f): 2:28pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
No but yes. Should NYSC b scraped? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Introduction: Just Something To Read by bright007(f): 2:25pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: As Nigerians What Do We All Have In Common? by bright007(f): 2:18pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
We all have white roses in common |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Wet Dream by bright007(f): 2:16pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
Mumu nie |
Education › Re: Jamb 2011 Results. What Next? by bright007(f): 12:01pm On Jun 23, 2011 |
Darwine: @bright007 There is no way you will avoid these thieves o, they are on every thread looking for someone to devour. **i wonder why the pot is calling the kettle black** |
Education › Re: Jamb 2011 Results. What Next? by bright007(f): 11:55am On Jun 23, 2011 |
Darwine: @bright007 There is no way you will avoid these thieves o, they are on every thread looking for someone to devour. |
Education › Re: Uniben 2011/2012 Utme/direct Entry Admission by bright007(op): 11:33am On Jun 23, 2011 |
**dont forget to post in all your questions**i will be checking in on your questions $ giving u the best info |
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wants To Be Poor? by bright007(f): 11:25am On Jun 23, 2011 |
**all ur posts are characteristic of a human who eats grass $ drinks dog urine |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes For You! by bright007(op): 11:15am On Jun 23, 2011 |
Tunsbobo: food 4 thought, 'the fqct that u want to make people laugh doesnt mean you should make a fool of urself' foolish people!! **go $ share dat with your community**they are in a better position to reason with u on your rather anaemic way of thinking** |
NYSC › Re: NYSC: ‘Don’t Send Our Children To Death Zone’ - UNILAG Parents by bright007(f): 11:10am On Jun 23, 2011 |
**wats d penalty for not being absent at the region a corper is posted?no matter how grave it may be,it is better than be roasted alive or being butchered like cows |
Travel › Re: Turn Off The Light: The Daily Life Struggle Of Nigerians In London by bright007(f): 10:31am On Jun 23, 2011 |
**i live in london $ i dont switch off my light at all.maybe those people u are referring to are poor. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC: ‘Don’t Send Our Children To Death Zone’ - UNILAG Parents by bright007(f): 10:22am On Jun 23, 2011 |
odiaero: So silly commment **northern part of nigeria?its not their fault.they often mistak the youth corpers for cows. |
NYSC › Re: NYSC: ‘Don’t Send Our Children To Death Zone’ - UNILAG Parents by bright007(f): 10:07am On Jun 23, 2011 |
**some corp members should be posted to iraq,afghanistan $ pakistan.period |
Romance › Re: I'm Scared I Wont Find A Wife If I Dont Compromise by bright007(f): 7:37am On Jun 23, 2011 |
*my broda,i recommend 30 days fasting $ prayers for ya.dat would help or u can extend it if u like. |
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:20am On Jun 23, 2011 |
**jacpotabeg anytime u resume for 2 day,help me post 2 bottles of satzenbrau $ 2 plates of cow wings to my bedroom.i dey house 2dae full time!! |
Celebrities › Re: Meet The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria Contestants! by bright007(f): 5:45am On Jun 23, 2011 |
**this is very funny** |
Celebrities › Re: Promo Photos Of Mbgn Contestants - Predict The Winner by bright007(f): 5:28am On Jun 23, 2011 |
**worst set of mbgn contestants** |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Spotted Shopping For Wedding Dress In New York by bright007(f): 5:09am On Jun 23, 2011 |
**peeps into thread $ discovered its littered with irrelevant gossip,quickly closes d door wif a bang.mtcheeewww |
Jokes Etc › Re: They Dont Have Native Wears In Zimbabwe by bright007(f): 5:02am On Jun 23, 2011 |
where is d joke |
Jokes Etc › Re: Death! . . . Lol by bright007(f): 4:59am On Jun 23, 2011 |
where is d joke? mtchewwwww |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes For You! by bright007(op): 4:25am On Jun 23, 2011 |
El Guapo: A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden. Soon, after making rounds around the rest of the jail, they get to the cafeteria. In one corner, he sees a group of elderly men laughing hysterically. Interested, he watches them while the older warden gets his food. One of the men named El Guapo shouts out "63!" and the entire table bursts out laughing. The new warden is totally baffled by the behavior of them. "74!", taunts Dani1luv chorus of guffaws ring out. The old warden comes back to the table where the new warden sits staring, and the new warden asks "What are those elderly men doing." The old warden smirks, and says, "Oh, those are the life timers. They've been in here so long, they just number their jokes." Meanwhile another one named Bright007 calls out "2!". Nobody laughs. The new warden leans over and asks, "What happened?" To this the old warden replied, "Some people just can't tell a joke."  **na wa oooo!i don be celebrity,i get people wey dey follow me for nairaland. |
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Education › Uniben 2011/2012 Utme/direct Entry Admission by bright007(op): 2:06am On Jun 23, 2011 |
hi peeps,this thread is for those of you that chose UNIBEN as either your first or second choice in the just concluded utme or for those applying through direct entry.One advice for you guyz is to start preparing for your pume as this is where most student fail to make an appreciable grade even after scoring 250 $ above in utme. Another info i would like to pass across is dat u guyz should not be anxious,enjoy the few months remaining as after this months comes about 1-2 months of stress(for those dat will eventually get admitted anyway). You can get updates directly from d uniben website at www.uniben.edu or visit this thread regularly for any info.I am a student of uniben so feel free to ping mefor any info pertaining to this year's admission.Dont fall into the hands of fraudsters by being too anxious,dont give any dine to whosoever for any admission runs.You are doing this at your own risk . |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by bright007(f): 12:24am On Jun 23, 2011 |
nop,maybe u can do dat. are u new on d forum? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Click Here $ Laugh Out Loud! by bright007(op): 12:16am On Jun 23, 2011 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by bright007(f): 7:18pm On Jun 21, 2011 |
**yes,i can even prepare pounded beans,plantain,rice etc do u know dat amala causes potbelly? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Thank You Honey by bright007(f): 7:07pm On Jun 21, 2011 |
joke is funny but replies are dumb,lame $ blind |
Jokes Etc › Re: An Open Apology To My Love by bright007(f): 6:59pm On Jun 21, 2011 |
**keep on following me,i am your role model.its not a bad thing if i have a she-goat like u following me as people follow their stars on twitter** |
Jokes Etc › Re: Click Here $ Laugh Out Loud! by bright007(op): 6:52pm On Jun 21, 2011 |
Tochiokoye: [b][/b][color=#770077][/color]this is the best joke i have read so far on this forum bros keep it up lol cant stop laughing **thank u ooo jare, omo dada.more jokes coming! |
Jokes Etc › Re: How Many F by bright007(op): 6:47pm On Jun 21, 2011 |
cynthoney: well, u dont kw what i am so dont think u kw me
and for d records mykhel995,i got it right d first time, if u dint, u need flog urself cos u r dumb!
help me tell them oo lysaa!
these guys r so daft that they cant even spell their names right!
so how can they get smtin like that right? 
abeg make dem go sleep jor! 
**we don already catch u,no use style dey endure shame.u look d answer b4 d question . |