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Jokes EtcRe: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by bright007(f): 2:35pm On Jun 23, 2011
Å silly write -up. huh huh tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by bright007(f): 2:28pm On Jun 23, 2011
No but yes.
Should NYSC b scraped?
Jokes EtcRe: Introduction: Just Something To Read by bright007(f): 2:25pm On Jun 23, 2011
Where is d joke? >  angryangrysad
Jokes EtcRe: As Nigerians What Do We All Have In Common? by bright007(f): 2:18pm On Jun 23, 2011
We all have white roses in common
Jokes EtcRe: The Wet Dream by bright007(f): 2:16pm On Jun 23, 2011
Mumu nie
EducationRe: Jamb 2011 Results. What Next? by bright007(f): 12:01pm On Jun 23, 2011
Darwine:
@bright007
There is no way you will avoid these thieves o, they are on every thread looking for someone to devour.
**i wonder why the pot is calling the kettle black**
EducationRe: Jamb 2011 Results. What Next? by bright007(f): 11:55am On Jun 23, 2011
Darwine:
@bright007
There is no way you will avoid these thieves o, they are on every thread looking for someone to devour.
EducationRe: Uniben 2011/2012 Utme/direct Entry Admission by bright007(op): 11:33am On Jun 23, 2011
**dont forget to post in all your questions**i will be checking in on your questions $ giving u the best info
Jokes EtcRe: Who Wants To Be Poor? by bright007(f): 11:25am On Jun 23, 2011
**all ur posts are characteristic of a human who eats grass $ drinks dog urine
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes For You! by bright007(op): 11:15am On Jun 23, 2011
Tunsbobo:
food 4 thought, 'the fqct that u want to make people laugh doesnt mean you should make a fool of urself' foolish people!!
**go $ share dat with your community**they are in a better position to reason with u on your rather anaemic way of thinking**
NYSCRe: NYSC: ‘Don’t Send Our Children To Death Zone’ - UNILAG Parents by bright007(f): 11:10am On Jun 23, 2011
**wats d penalty for not being absent at the region a corper is posted?no matter how grave it may be,it is better than be roasted alive or being butchered like cows
TravelRe: Turn Off The Light: The Daily Life Struggle Of Nigerians In London by bright007(f): 10:31am On Jun 23, 2011
**i live in london $ i dont switch off my light at all.maybe those people u are referring to are poor.
NYSCRe: NYSC: ‘Don’t Send Our Children To Death Zone’ - UNILAG Parents by bright007(f): 10:22am On Jun 23, 2011
odiaero:
So silly commment
**northern part of nigeria?its not their fault.they often mistak the youth corpers for cows.
NYSCRe: NYSC: ‘Don’t Send Our Children To Death Zone’ - UNILAG Parents by bright007(f): 10:07am On Jun 23, 2011
**some corp members should be posted to iraq,afghanistan $ pakistan.period
RomanceRe: I'm Scared I Wont Find A Wife If I Dont Compromise by bright007(f): 7:37am On Jun 23, 2011
*my broda,i recommend 30 days fasting $ prayers for ya.dat would help or u can extend it if u like.
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:20am On Jun 23, 2011
**jacpotabeg anytime u resume for 2 day,help me post 2 bottles of satzenbrau $ 2 plates of cow wings to my bedroom.i dey house 2dae full time!!
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria Contestants! by bright007(f): 5:45am On Jun 23, 2011
**this is very funny**
CelebritiesRe: Promo Photos Of Mbgn Contestants - Predict The Winner by bright007(f): 5:28am On Jun 23, 2011
**worst set of mbgn contestants**
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Spotted Shopping For Wedding Dress In New York by bright007(f): 5:09am On Jun 23, 2011
**peeps into thread $ discovered its littered with irrelevant gossip,quickly closes d door wif a bang.mtcheeewww
Jokes EtcRe: They Dont Have Native Wears In Zimbabwe by bright007(f): 5:02am On Jun 23, 2011
where is d joke
Jokes EtcRe: Death! . . . Lol by bright007(f): 4:59am On Jun 23, 2011
where is d joke?
mtchewwwww
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes For You! by bright007(op): 4:25am On Jun 23, 2011
El Guapo:
A new jail warden was
being shown through the
jailhouse by the old
warden.
Soon, after making
rounds around the rest of
the jail, they get to the
cafeteria. In one corner,
he sees a group of elderly
men laughing hysterically.
Interested, he watches
them while the older
warden gets his food.
One of the men named El Guapo shouts
out "63!" and the entire
table bursts out laughing.
The new warden is totally
baffled by the behavior of
them. "74!", taunts Dani1luv
chorus of guffaws ring
out.
The old warden comes
back to the table where
the new warden sits
staring, and the new
warden asks "What are
those elderly men doing."
The old warden smirks,
and says, "Oh, those are
the life timers. They've
been in here so long, they
just number their jokes."
Meanwhile another one named Bright007
calls out "2!". Nobody
laughs.
The new warden leans
over and asks, "What
happened?" To this the old
warden replied, "Some
people just can't tell a
joke." tongue
**na wa oooo!i don be celebrity,i get people wey dey follow me for nairaland.
EducationUniben 2011/2012 Utme/direct Entry Admission by bright007(op): 2:06am On Jun 23, 2011
hi peeps,this thread is for those of you that chose UNIBEN as either your first or second choice in the just concluded utme or for those applying through direct entry.One advice for you guyz is to start preparing for your pume as this is where most student fail to make an appreciable grade even after scoring 250 $ above in utme.
Another info i would like to pass across is dat u guyz should not be anxious,enjoy the few months remaining as after this months comes about 1-2 months of stress(for those dat will eventually get admitted anyway).
You can get updates directly from d uniben website at www.uniben.edu or visit this thread regularly for any info.I am a student of uniben so feel free to ping mefor any info pertaining to this year's admission.Dont fall into the hands of fraudsters by being too anxious,dont give any dine to whosoever for any admission runs.You are doing this at your own risk .
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by bright007(f): 12:24am On Jun 23, 2011
nop,maybe u can do dat.
are u new on d forum?
Jokes EtcRe: Click Here $ Laugh Out Loud! by bright007(op): 12:16am On Jun 23, 2011
cynthoney:
na wa ooo! c me c dis cartoon ooo

u no fit do more dan a hanging pant, u hear? angry

shey na that your backhand wey be like mosquito hand u dey talk abt?

abeg go hide make i c road c better pple wey dey talk

mtchewwwww! tongue
bayleaf:
i never vex, you dey talk. if i come vex nko, wetin u go do? huhnow i know say na you i see for my dream last week. wink ok, e be like say na to kidnap you be the solution as you think say you strong, wen make u no wan quite that ya mouth. cool
**wat is causing d fighting?
OWO OBE.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by bright007(f): 7:18pm On Jun 21, 2011
**yes,i can even prepare pounded beans,plantain,rice etc
do u know dat amala causes potbelly?
Jokes EtcRe: Thank You Honey by bright007(f): 7:07pm On Jun 21, 2011
joke is funny but replies are dumb,lame $ blind
Jokes EtcRe: An Open Apology To My Love by bright007(f): 6:59pm On Jun 21, 2011
**keep on following me,i am your role model.its not a bad thing if i have a she-goat like u following me as people follow their stars  on twitter**
Jokes EtcRe: Click Here $ Laugh Out Loud! by bright007(op): 6:52pm On Jun 21, 2011
Tochiokoye:
[b][/b][color=#770077][/color]this is the best joke i have read so far on this forum bros keep it up lol cant stop laughing
**thank u ooo jare, omo dada.more jokes coming!
Jokes EtcRe: How Many F by bright007(op): 6:47pm On Jun 21, 2011
cynthoney:
well, u dont kw what i am so dont think u kw me

and for d records mykhel995,i got it right d first time, if u dint, u need flog urself cos u r dumb!

help me tell them oo lysaa!

these guys r so daft that they cant even spell their names right!

so how can they get smtin like that right? huh

abeg make dem go sleep jor! cool

**we don already catch u,no use style dey endure shame.u look d answer b4 d question .

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