₦airaland Forum

March 12...any birthday mate?

I would rather kill myself than commit suicide

Yes naww...very handsome
Can I have ur phone number?

[quote author=Efemena_xy]

JM! I'm bored!

Do something about it jare [/quote]...efe dear...how can u be bored wen âm here....oya come...let's go to the room upstairs...I promise to make you happy.

Bump.

PretiEbony: Ashewo boy!!! Ain't u tired of this ur nyanshing??.?

No....how would I be tired wen ur kpomo needs to be oiled and serviced?......Do u like me?

No...cos it doesn't exist.
Can we yansh?

Who is Dangote?Does he know I âm richer than him?

Yes naw....I can even dash u one....
Do you have a legtop/eyetop/eartop or a headtop?

How does this affect the price of cassava bread at Aso rock?

gister3: 34. Peter Anieke
35. Yisa Shofoluwe
36. Ben Iroha
37. Julius Aghahowa
38. Osaze Odemwingie
39. Albert Onyeawuna
40. Augustine Eguavoen
41. Yisa Shofoluwe
42. Obafemi Martins

How many Yisa shofoluwe do we have in Nigerian football?Shey d second one na him spirit?

olillywales: When contacted, Deputy Force Public Relations Officer, Frank Mba, said the police were determined to tackle terror groups and sundry criminals in the country.

....The police are no longer on top of the situation,instead they are now DETERMINED like Kanu.

National bomb~~88-63-32-4-49two sure
88-63

No....Mr Hater
Are u a learner?

bunmioguns: Yes. . Very big like ur head




have u had s..ex before?

Yes naw...with your senior sister.
Did she tell she enjoyed it?

No....
Do u have one?

How does this news change the status of my dry wallet/pocket?

No....dats why your joystick looks like d head of a snake!

Are u married?

OMG!see klint D drunk...He looks like back of pot.
D guy is dark and yet chose to wear black all over his body.



#No dress sense!

[quote author=bashy_demy]I think this just should have been in the trash since 2011[/quote]....go and put it there nawwww....fast-spoke!

Ajibel: this joke brought down tears from my eyes op you can do better naa

...when I looked at your signature,I wasn't surprised why tears rolled down from your eyes after reading this blockbuster joke.....a mad man is not suppose to laugh at sane jokes

PretiEbony: No! Can u help him out?[/quote

yuungzee:
yes

do u think his problem is cure-able?

[quote author=Efemena_xy]No.

Nyansh..Nyansh..Nyansh...Nyansh...

See as that durty word full you mouth!

Don't you think you desperately need help with your [size=18pt]satyriasis[/size]?

(Google it up)

]..why una dey beef celebrity naaww?

Back to topic

PretiEbony: No! Can u help him out?

...dumb kwession!
Do you like me?

yinkalink: Wow!!!

...hey Miss,where have u been?Hibernating or exile?
All the same welcome back,hope u are not running away again.Happy new year

Yes...don't mind the fast-spoke.
Can we yansh now?

toygod2: funny small o

thank God we still got sane people like u on Nairaland

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Yes.

Has yours failed (again)?[/quote];
Hell No....dumb kwession
Offtopic:efe,where is my share of d money you were given for winning d best poster in d literacy/writing section?






Ontopic:Can we yansh?

Where is d joke?
El and his dry and stale jokes!

No...
Is your brain working?

I only made front page once in 2012.To be frank,the criteria for making front page in nairaland is obviously not determined by your ability to create innovative,informative,and educative threads.That is why anytime Tonto Dike mess,u will see it on d front page.Anytime Wizkid shit u will see it on d front page.Anytime Fashola buy roasted corn on the street,u will see it on the frontpage.
I have also observe that any topic that Mukina2 or the supermods creates,whether sensible or not,it automatically makes frontpage....smh

Knowledge9000: Yes, it is still Haram. As non-alcoholic beers contain 0.5% of alcohol. Now,[b] I know you really want to taste it but the only way you can is if you can convert to Christianity or other religions besides Islam or, you will be going against the will of Allah. If I were you, I'll just convert.[/b]




Religion is the biggest farce ever told to mankind: by Knowledge9000.

..You are a big fool for writing the bolded.
Between Christianity and Islam,which followers are known for drunkenness!