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Tariqh: That's D problem......U are 2 a total mess 2 tink about that........Y dnt u tink of a better solution rather u want them 2 retaliate? And it says "Gunmen" nt Muslims..........."Biitch please Go get a life"

..sharrap that ya dirty hole.
Do you need to be told dat anytime you see the moon in d sky,then its night?
Your blood-sucking god has commanded u to kill for him and dats wat ur colleagues are doing

Religion of piss and shits is at its folly again
Is Mohammad(piss be upon him)never tired of drinking peoples blood?

Parks my escalade at d VIP garage...walks into bar*
..Errr..barman wetin dey for xmas naw?....I need 3 multi-coloured yanshes rightnow as my xmas bonanza...no dulling

PretiEbony: Yes!!! Will u take me out 2day?

Yes dear...but under onw condition....we go yansh shaaaaa
Do you agree?

Chokolee: Yes hunnie...#though im a lil bit busy today#
Can we make that a date 2mao?

..sharrap there!u this wife-snatcher!...she was referring to me

Spectre81: No. Should he be kicked out of the group?

...yes...I strongly recommend he goes back to nursery school.
Do You agree?

duni04: Yup, luv my dogs
Hw bout u?

...this boy no go pry school at all..
Was that a Yes or No kwession?

ezesun: Yes, because i'm her 4 future.
Can u kiss ur ex infront of her?

.....infront of who?
are u a learner?

okpara ugo: How does this put money in my pocket this christmas. How does it bring customers to my shop today. And how does it cool my deep freezer which has never been plugged to power 2 days counting

loooooool

No..cos I don't have an ex...
Is your brain working?

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Lol! You never change!

I don tell you say mosquitoes too full dat your joint.

Ojoro be say pessin nor dey see una break light these days. Oya, make una come support your sister for here: https://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/4

@Jackie, na wetin you do for there? Abeg mention my name proper for dere jor! Why you come dey quote the quotee's quote?


Infact Jackie 'n 007 - make una carry all your followers come support Efe for base....else, I nor go carry customers come dis your joint...

***Bright, na my ba-si-kool you carry inside boot of your escalade??!!*** [/quote]..efe dear...you have my vote already...
...Err..about ur bicycle in my escalade's boot...remember u told me d AC is faulty and needs repairs......

[quote author=Efemena_xy]

I no go patronize dis ur joint again.

You & 007 dey do me Ojoro [/quote]...precipitate oooo efe...which one be ojoro inside?...
And by d way...its been a long time we met at dat koror...can we meet dere tonight?
...Err barman...pls give my usuals...two bottles of subsidy bitters and a plate of cow-wings peppersoup.

Thank God d bushpig is leaving....atleast one less mumu in d jokes section.

Yes...but am still hungry
Can I eat you?

illicit: No, baby no obviously he aint!
Ebony dear r u travellin dis xmas?

...Yes she is travelling to d village...
Do u know her village?

...And what's all this rubbish you guys are typing here....
Do you type with your fingers or toes?

coughs out loud

setubar: No,do u tink d poster above me smoke igboh b4 coming online?

yes...he smokes pawpaw leavees....
Do u think d poster above me needs d services of yaba-left?

No....hell does not even exist!
Is your brain working?

Sharap....this boy no go pry school....
Was that a Yes/No kwession?

shakara4u: same old childredn fightin

repent 2013 is here

sharap..u this albino bushpiglet!

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No....stupid bushpig..
Can we yansh?

Still waiting

carzola: bright007(f) u must b kidin meeeeee.. dis is nt 2go dat a guy poses as a gurl to beg 4credit.. b realistic no wan gv a rats a s s if ur male or fmale

...How does this silly write-up relates to the topic being discussed....if them ban you now,you go say Seun dey wicked.

...No...but sharrap there..u dis albino lesbian mosquito...
Are u single?