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Yes my dear....u were very wonderful on bed today
Can we go for more rounds now?

Is okocha and Kanu playing in this match?...I know what they can do

No...I already have one.
Are u a learner?

Beautiful

So the igbo boys have expanded their base to Gombe state....Well the kidnapping business is really moving to the permanent site.

[quote author=Efemena_xy](Sigh)

I'm soooooooooooooooo bored!!

Jackpot do / say something to relieve this bordom...anything at all...

Who knows, maybe a fight between you and Idowu might just be the tonic I need to snap out of it [/quote]....So Efe had been enjoying the fight all along!Oya go tell Miss Hairy butt make she precipitate come here...

jackpot: shattap over dia, you Gay Santa Claus!

i don't know why you juss decided to be a celebrity beefer. Bush fowl!






@OP
this is the best joke since 2013

thank you my dearest cousin...Happy New year

Exactly what I wanted to ask...who is this Orji self?
Is he related to Clifford Orji?

Who is this Jonathan self?He is always appearing on the frontpage of nairaland.
The guy seems to be very popular...

bin gbagbo: thank you sister

Bingbagbo

Yes....I sent with my bb
Do you have a bb?

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Is dis d jokes section?2 boring[/quote]mumu

Who is obasanjo?Is he an engineer or a policeman?

Bingbagbo and prettiebony,why una dey beef celebrity like me?
Its not easy to attain my knid of status but u can start somewhere,ok?

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]greatest slowpoke on NL for d year 2012.Even if u dislike her wen she was still alive,nw she is dead,shw her sum respect.[/quote]why the insults!I only asked simply kwessions which if you were smart enough would have simply given answers to.....How does my post disrespect her or make mockery of the incident?

bin gbagbo: it is not funny

...and I believe you read the last sentence of the post.You are obviously a bushpig!

Who is Victor Moses?~and why is he bearing the same name with Moses in the bible?

RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper
soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my
period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad witha girl & she says 'honey,this food no done'.
-OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take foodfrom strangers'.
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are
having good time & says 'mummy
I want to piss'.
- You are a bushpig/piglet when you finish reading this and you refuse to laugh/like or comment positively

This thread is still on the zero page!

Ruqaya: not funny at all

sharrap there....is d yoke as dry as your flat yansh?

No...dumb kwession!
Have u taken that your drug?

What is "boko haram" and "OBJ"~ are they names,animals,or places?

tosrich: Osaze is a bartender at KOKO lounge

...ok...I never knew a bartender like Osaze had a spokesman like you.

Yes...some hours from now
Is 2013 a leap year?

Who is Osaze?

babarazy: look who is asking. Bird of a feather.

...why do u compare dat bush pig with me...dat is a shit on my personality...