₦airaland Forum

Durts: Yes, don't beliv me?

Emphatically yes!
Will Nigeria win Ivory Coast in the quarter finals?

So we need calculators to qualify now!

I see the secretary of the NFF handing over a sack letter to the NFF president for his signature.....in about 2hrs from now the content of the letter will be executed to the letter.

Durts: Nup, i don't do same sex But let us ask Prittyebony and bright007? Both of them should know more about sexuality ahahahah

Is this a Yes or No kwession?

Hell No!
Do you know that d consequence of the above statement is 14 years in kirikiri?

Absolutely yes...but..err...
Can we Yansh?

Durts: Yes, remember those time when yot stole from mums port

is dis a kwession or a statement?Are u a learner?

Yes...working optimally.
Have you ever stolen b4?

No...you are obviously a learner.
Do you have a pc?

Durts: No,but i'm handsome, are u smart ? Nyansh me wil u?

...No,why are u asking multiple kwessions?
Is your brain working?

I have got all the requirement for this job,but how much are they going to pay me?
Can they pay up 300K monthly?

[size=40pt]where is d joke?[/size]

Hell No.....why I go be PS2 or bush animal?
Have you taken your drugs today?

No...tomorrow is not sunday for God sake.
Are u a learner?

National result

[quote author=O.michael.O]Yes

Why did you ask?[/quote][size=40pt]Obviously,your brain is not working![/size]
Was that a 'yes' or 'No' kwession?

No...mtchewwwww...when I don't have an issue of blood
[size=80pt]is your brain working?[/size]

[size=50pt]where is d joke[/size]

No...dumb kwession
Can we yansh now?

Agbani and this lady are with fourteen years

He promised to end the Boko haram menace by June 2012..
Its like June 2012 has not elapsed in GEJ's calender!

No....hmmmm
Can u phuck on a first date?

The reporter of this news is a fool.
The 3 people killed were not killed in a mosque,so we can infer that the attack was not targeted at muslims.This is because anybody in that gathering would have been killed.
Commenting on those that carried out the attack,they are obviously muslims as terrorism has become synonymous with the religion of islam.

No...dumb kwession!
Is your brain working?

Hell No....asikaapa!
Have u ever been romanced?

No....dumb kwession
Can we yansh now?

Pls if u know u r sensitive pls do not open ths link.SATURDAY, JANUARY 5, 2013

(PHOTO): Man Chops Off Girlfriend?s Head In Niger (Viewers Discretion Advised)



A 500 level student of the federal University of Technology Minna, named Godwin Edeko has been arrested by the Niger State Police for allegedly cutting off his girlfriend's head after having carnal knowledge of her for three days.


Some of the neighbours who spoke to Channels Television explained that they became suspicious when they heard the dead girl, simply identified as Hanatu, screaming and the suspect dashing out of his room.

They further mentioned that after some time without hearing any sound from the girl who had been with the suspect for three days without coming out, they forcefully opened the door of the room only to find the headless body of Hanatu with blood stains all over the room.

Niger State Police Public Relation Officer, Pius Edoko while confirming the incident explained that although the suspect had confessed to the crime, the command is yet to establish the motive of the crime.

He however said the investigation is ongoing with a view to crack down other people involved in the crime as the severed head was recovered from an uncompleted building in Bosso. http://3.bp..com/-HZ7QXgNY6wE/UOd0QSo-QTI/AAAAAAAAFas/WzKvInnuOzY/s1600/Beheaded.jpg so pls gals b vry kiaful wf d bois U follow ds dayz!!!!!!

Yes....especially d ones with big bobbie and mountain-like backside.
Do u have d above qualities?

Akpos, Rukewe and John decided to go to China for
vacation. Since they were new to the place they had
to stay in a hotel. And their room was on the
60th floor.
The policy of the hotel was that at midnight the
elevators were shut down. The next day, this guys
rented a car and explored the
city. They enjoyed themselves and arrived at the
hotel past midnight.
The elevators were shut down.
There was no other way to get to their room but to
take the stairs all the way to the 60th floor.
John said'''for the first 20 floors, I will tell jokes
to keep us going. Then Rukewe could say wise stories
for the next 20 floors and lastly, we will cover the
final 20 floors with sad stories from akpos.''
So,John started with jokes. With laughs and joy, they
reached the 20th floor. Rukewe started
saying stories full of wisdom. They learned a lot while
reaching the 40th floor.
Now it was time for sad stories. So, Akpos started:
?My first sad story is that I left the key for the
room in the car
?f na you be the friend,wetin you go do Akpos??