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ElsonMorali:
OK. No problem. Was hoping to see mammy water with my korokoro eyes for the first time. Guess I'll have to look elsewhere.

Be careful of the things you wish for.
If I knew you too well, trust me...I for share the pic with you.
Like I said, nothing extraordinary, just a beautiful light-skinned lady. That's all.
Were you expecting to see something else...a fish tail? Lol

OBTSubtle:
God made man, made woman out of man...


He didn't make Man, woman, and kogi mamiwater..


She's practicing evil.. She has sold her life to the service of the devil..


They're currently discussing your matter in their coven now.. Who'll eat your liver and drink your blood, when you refuse to join their ranks and they kill you for food..

Are tou serious?
They will eat my liver, drink my blood and kill me for food?
Na wa ooo.

ElsonMorali:
Puhleeeze... Just for 2 seconds and mention me when you do.

Sorry bro, wish I could...that's taking it too far. Besides, you could be anybody that knows her. Sorry!

ElsonMorali:
Abeg bros. You fit put her pic for your dp for just 2 seconds. I never see goddess before. Abeg.

Nothing spectacular...just a normal chick, extremely light-skinned, beautiful, white teeth, faint tribal marks on her cheeks, and some other marks on her wrist. Wears bracelets, sometimes on her ankle to ward off impending evil or danger.
She's nice though, although I haven't seen the evil side. (I don't intend to anyway)
Abeg, so nobody from Kogi fit confirm with authority about their existence and Modus Operandi?
Na wa ooo..

OBTSubtle:
Bro, witches can sense their lovers anywhere..

This guy, you no go kill me. Lol
She no be witch!
She's a special breed of humans...according to what she's told me.
She was born of human, she didn't manifest.
She explained some ish to me.
Not for the faint hearted!

OBTSubtle:


And you think she'll accept this sort of deal with open arms??

Look for another person to be lovers with Oga.. For your own good..

The devil will always want more..

And how do you know she isn't even on nairaland??

I cover myself with the blood of Jesus Christ..

I didn't mention names. I haven't given out sensitive details. Why you dey fear like this? Na wa ooo

IamNawty:
there r no goodess in kogi just get that into ur head now

OBTsubtle shey kogi pple and jazz r like guys nd Tm bah ? Kontunu . I wie soon jaz u den

So you're from Kogi?
If you are, how sure are you such things don't exist?
You can't be too sure dear...trust me!
This life is mysterious

OBTSubtle:


And you believe??


Brother, she'll try 10 times out of none to initiate you. If you don't comply. She'll torment you to frustration.

If you try to leave her, and you say you won't marry her..she'll either kill you or hold something so dear to you..

Evil will remain evil..

Like i previously said sonehwere, it's a complicated relationship, she knows I can't marry her, and truly...I can't marry her, even at gunpoint! She knows the deal. Maybe, we could be lovers, and that's the best we can be.

IamNawty:
lol just kiddin oooo
So will u date her? Or ure scared of her? If it's me aw be scared o

Was a bit scared of her, but she reassured me.
The other thing is...I think I have a strong spirit, not easily scared of such, but I have my limits!
About dating: I have feelings for her, which both of us knows, but she remains my very good buddy for now. It's complicated, won't go into details. Hehe

OBTSubtle:
Thats like having a lion for pet, one day when there's no goat, you definitely would be meat..

Seriously though, wouldn't know about that.
She confirmed to me that she doesn't do bad to people.
The question is...would the forces behind the scenes be as compassionate?
Na that part make me never dey in a haste to chop.
Still enjoying the adventure for now.

Oma307:
there is virtually no state in Nigeria without goddess especially surrounded by water so I see no reason why kogi should be exempted, just telling you as an Igala guy

Bros, but have you seen one in your side?
I need confirmation! Shed more light on this if you can. Cheers!

IamNawty:
haa haa what r friends for nowwww don't worry me and my friend iamhatey will compensation u. Just intro us first

If you dey serious, lemme know. It's not even a guarantee she will entertain the idea of bringing someone to her.
She helps other people though, so I believe she might buy the idea, would have to ask her gently first.
If you dey ready, lemme know!
Other details will be sent via email.
On a second though, If she gree, I fit collect only money, wetin i wan use 'kind' do?

IamNawty:
Abeg I want to be rich oooo can u introduction us #injenifasvoice
Iamhatey abi u don't want to be introduction to her too

Lol, there's nothing like a free lunch. How do you intend to pay...in cash or kind?
Paying in cash, could be on the high side...just so you know.

OBTSubtle:
Run for your life, Kogi people and jasz are like my school boys and tramadol..


Before you know, she's taking you on excurtion to her marine kingdom beneath the river benue, your case go worse pass Chibok girls..

We've talked at length, she said she won't initiate me, that I really have norhing to be afraid of.
I heard they bring luck to whoever they really like though. She said so, and coincidentally, I met a guy from Kwara who confirmed that there are goddesses, and that he's married to one. Lol
By the way, I don't intend marrying her.

This is serious!
To make matters worse, she's beautiful and light-skinned.
In fact, the first time I saw her, I immediately knew there was something about her. The way her teeth dey even shine for night, and how her complexion glows. Wish I could upload her pics, but I won't.

The thing is, she kinda helps people to solve their problems. If you want to be rich, she fit help you do one or two. I've not had sex with her yet, but I just keep am as a very good friend.
She promised me one thing though...that she'll never hurt me, and that she hasn't killed anyone before.
She's falling in love nonetheless!

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NathanBabs:
Northern Mummywater(Mermaids or water goddess) no be here ooo...They can even attack person inside bathe basin talkmore of open water! My Northern brothers understand me better

Bros, please explain better. E get one Kogi chick wey dey tell me say she be goddess. I believe her partially, but with this your comment, seems like you know more. Abeg, explain better! Cheers.

dustmalik:
Isn't it commonsensical that she and her family are in protective custody? I wonder how some idiotic fools think. Commonsense is, indeed, uncommon.

Protective custody...really?
If I may ask, protective custody for what?
That BH members will find them, and kill them?
Like someone already asked, what about those in the IDP camp, don't they also deserve the so-called protective custody?
I really think you're a COW.

cstr9:
One would think given your rabid dislike for igbo people, you would be very happy to hear news favouring seccession or atleast not comment on threads involving igbo people.
You would never catch me on any yorubacentric thread even in the context of Nigeria, because it is none of my business. I wonder why you and your people can not do the same.

...it really beggars belief!

Can't wait to vote 'OUT!
Bring it on...

LordofNairaland:
He is standing tall and not bent. Read between the lines and stop being a pecker.

Sabinus...
Even if that's what he meant, his delivery was still poor.
And how would you also try to twist the 'Do you want to wrestle with me' part?
The man is a colossal dullard!
Take it or leave it!

ganisucks:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/06/19/i-am-okay-i-can-wrestle-with-anybody-buhari/

“I am okay. You can see me inspecting the guard of honour. You can see I am taller than you. Do you want to wrestle with me? You can do so,” Buhari said.

If the bolded was an attempt at humor, he failed woefully!
He's called a dullard for genuine reasons.
Gosh!

Vshock:
Some people have sold their conscience. Eg the two guys above me

Those two guys are cringeworthy and a disgrace to the human race.
Their stupidity beggars belief!

kenonze:
Sorry sir

What?!
How dare you tease us with such mouth-watering, C0ck-inviting ukwu, on a testosterone-filled forum, without cooperating?

Mods, ban this lass!

Go eat dog sh!t!
That's what the fvck you should do.
After that...












Set yourself ablaze!

kenonze:
Sorry buddy,

Pls remind me

I said the ukwu is 'jaw-dropping'
Can we link up?

Kenonze, I asked you for something, you no wan reply.

kenonze:
Was expecting to see the banner.

Poverty is the root cause of all these.
Many useless groups are just springing up.... even those that dont have "knock-out" (banger) are threatening FG.

Nne, lekwa ukwu gi!
Chineke!
Gimme small na.

E don set!
People are gradually waking up from their slumber.
That was then, this is now!