₦airaland Forum

deantimes:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/5-life-changing-things-september/

ihe a ide eba bu confam Nonsense my man,
O weghi Isi na odu

lordkhalifa:
oh God my lord please make me centillion in the mighty name of Jesus we pray Amen

People funny shaa
Lmao

ImDharay:

mah friend wee u keep qwayeeht,
Enemy of progress on alert...

Warri-ar. Spotted

londonrivals:
The Group Managing Director of NNPC, Dr. Maikanti Baru visited the Hedaquarters of the Nigerian Security & Civil Defence Corps in Abuja. During d visit, areas of collaboration towards securing d nation's pipelines &other oil installations were discussed.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/08/photos-nnpc-md-dr-maikanti-baru-visits.html

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vani86:
Lmao its easy, just pretend you aint seeing the green light and talk to them as your paddy. I am doing it cuz office romance can be very messy, even while in uni i made it a rule not to date someone in the same hostel or street as i am

Rule #1

Don't date your next door neighbor... Be their playmate..

Chai I was killing one girl that year ,she always caused quarrels then whenever my girlfriend was around .
Lol

Ifeann:
mr bigot you dont scare me.. i chose not to live in the illiterate and backward muslim dominated regions.

of course the quran encourages such behavior

Quran 8:12
"I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve.
Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"

** Muslims imagine if the verse says,
"I will cast terror into the hearts of those Muslims.
Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of those muslims"

Ndi a wu kwa ndi ara ooo, no wahala , we dey the east ... Soon we would start killing them in our streets. Just so soon

kabrud:
Silence indeed. Insulting a person religion in his own house silence. Clap for urself.

Yet your herdsmen came to our communities killing our people in our own communities ... Maybe that was not insult enough to retaliate or maybe the herdsmen who came and killed Christians in their homes were not Muslims too ...
You guys are just daring for tribal war.
Stupid religion

kabrud:
These christians are always out looking for problem with the muslims. May be that one thinks he is on nairaland. For God's sake, what is the meaning of this rubbish? U will see them insulting muslims everywhere for no reason only to turn around and start forming the victim. After creating the storm, they will be asking why the rain. Has any muslim ever insulted Jesus Christ? This thing is getting too much. And they know very well that a muslim will never take that from u except if u hide behind the laptop to do that. We shall see the end of this problem they looking for upandan.

N•gga fvck you.... You hear me? I SAID FVCK YOU... My Christian brothers are so chilled that's why all these are happening... But Meehn, extend this to your Muslim brahz ; if you try this with someone close to me I swear to God I will kill as many Muslims as my riffle can...including all those gate keepers around here.
And if you don't know , silence does not in any way mean weakness... Someday you guys would definitely get what you asked for ...

prof1990:
Nothing wrong in having tattoos. Nairaland is filled with regressive minds that blame people for their own under achievements. some retards will blame Buhari for this

My brother I tire oo

moxiemania:
Lol. He assembled spare parts naa.
What did he make The metal? Or the sofa inside

Appreciate this guy nah nawa oooooooooo

glory to glory

Orubebe01:
I could remember when this vehicle was the talk of the town but now an old fashion. Same goes with blackberry phones, many ladies lost their vaginity because of it.

sad

ChangeIsCostant:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

August for Greatness

olatunji21:
Why do we av to call govt for everything, i don't think this so-called divider causing obstruction is too big for two persons to carry nd place appropriately.....Na waa

NAAWAAforYOU

janeto07:
shuoo..I want to be hearing good news not these kinda news

Warri strong head

argob44:
The devastating news is trending already about another former Super Eagles coach, Shuaibu Amodu who passed away four days after Stephen Keshi died.

Former skipper and legend, Kanu Nwankwor who played under Amodu Shuaibu is devastated as we all. See his tweet below

Source: http://www.asbgistng.com/2016/06/news-nwankwor-kanu-mourns-amodu.html

Oteebele , Ke ife n'eme n'obodo naija bikozienu... ? nsogbu di kwa like dis oooo...

God help us

ifycent2:
Why must he steal !!!!!!!!!!.....
De guy don't no dat country de hard now...
Guyz living in dis Nig de vex die blcos of Buhari Regime.....

de Guy caused his dead!!!!!!!!!!!.......

God will punish you shebi u know?

Silly

MadCow1:
Stay focused...

I didn't justify his killing, just asked if he was a cultists.

Its alright MAN, this is just too painful,i was almost a victim for no cause.
Our VC should be dealt with cos he took the safety of students under his care for granted...
There have been many complaints about their torture yet he never heard our voice.

Those guys were extorting money from innocent students;even the freshers , sleeping with female students in the name of giving protection,they tackled so many guys also because of their girlfriends...
Not saying this to make my lines interesting,not more than 30days ago they asked me to give them #80k or they would torture me to confess being a cult member.

They are criminals bro,but i blame my VC for this misfortune anyway.
He gave much authority to those touts {they were even given arms,even as they were not trained}

RIP to d dead anyway
but really i dey vex i swear

Same way these fools wanted me for torture for silly reasons...alleged me of being a cultist,and also demanded sum of #80,000 from me and my house mate to settle our scores which we totally refused.
Then they were going around the campus looking for us both which they were unable to do..

I missed few of my exams because of these rogues...

Now judgement day has come,
Na God pass dem shaa...

RIP 2 SMALZ... this is so painful,probably he never stole any cell phone cos they are very good in fabricating sweet lies.

JuanJO:
u look exactly like ur question... they murder my Nigar for an alligaton of stealing ah mere Nokia phone and instead of consoling his people, u are here asking if he is a kusman

Dont mind dat fool of a guy.people can really ask questions that annoy the soul.

MadCow1:
Was he a cultists?

You must be a mad cow asking that silly question. even if he was a cultist,why torture him to death?

The bitter truth is that the melting economy is not having any negative effect on them...we are the ones suffering it...
Naija government no get head shaa

Omo na true Ooo,na so e be for this town ooo

DesChyko:
Now that is one ugly piece of metal.
With the level which we placed their technical-know-how, they're beyond this.
Tell me a Nigerian did this with no top-notch funds, that I'll believe.
After viewing the headline of frontpage, this is what I expected to see, honestly.

Me too Ooo,I'm so disappointed

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dickrider:
SO THE IGBOS THAT ARE BOASTING OF ENGAGING THE NIGERIAN ARMY FOR THEIR Biafra FREEDOM CANT EVEN ACCOMODATE ORDINARY UNTRAINED BOKO PRISONERS WHAT A BUNCH OF COWARDS EMPTY CHEST BEATERS

YOU ARE A BUNCH OF RETARDEEN.I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU

#SILLY

Viciyke:
My advice to you is to complete the job, collect your money and report the person and the site to the appropriate authority without his knowledge, that way the site will be under watch and the so called scammer will be caught red handed in the act. If you decline to do the job, the scammer will only look for another designer to do his job and still scam innocent people so do us all a favour by helping to take one criminal off the street.

abii

stupid questions

I'm so speechless
Imagine it if your dad had the low sperm count thing...you wouldn't have been delivered of...
thank you mom for being a legit woman and not a posnor2 kinda woman.
thank you dad for your spermatozoa.
THANK YOU ALMIGHTY FATHER IN HEAVEN FOR BEING A GREAT AND OMNISCIENT GOD..
GOD YOU ARE TOO MUCH

Taylor86:
chisos
d way dis ppl die like fowls these days surprise me

is God angry with Nollywood
ThankGod I turned down there acting offer
anyway RIP

Oga.....this people no get money nah,how u wan make them survive ?
so sad

RIP to the dead