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Afam4eva: But i really don't get how some human beings reason. tell me the reason why a single should should still be found in Borno? How can people be playing draft with their life like this. If i lived in Borno, it just takes one bomb or killing spree for me to find my square root. But some people seem not to even be thinking of leaving that place. Btw, i thought they said the Nigerian Army chased the bokoharamists into Niger Republic.

Draft ke? we call it kalokalo people living with animals cant value their own life na, abeg na dem know



going back to sleep as i sing with my tenor voice...#baba ijebu

WALKS INTO THREAD MAJESTICALLY WETIN MAKE UNA DEY SHOUD UP AND DOWN?

BOKO ARE RAM KLL PEOPLE FOR MOSQUE NAI UNA DEY SHOUT? THAT THEIR FIRST ATTACK ON THEIR FELLOW JIHAD NOW THE REST NA STAGE DEM STAGE AM BEFORE, WHERE THE THING EVEN HAPPEN SELF, BORNO HISS, ABEGI THERE NA WAR ZONE BEFORE,

GOES BACK TO BED SNORING WHILE SAYING, NORTHERNERS ARE MUMU, THEY ARE HELPING US DEPOPULATE THEIR REGION, JTF IS KILLING FROM LEFT, FULANI ATTACKING FROM THE RIGHT, AND BOKO HARAM DOING A VERY GOOD JOB AT THE CENTER, NICE JOB BOYS, BEFORE 2015 HALF OF THEM WOULD BE GONE, WE CAN JUST PUSH THE FEW ONCE LEFT TO NIGER REPUBLIC AND BEGIN TO FARM ON THEIR LAND. IMAGINE IF WE ARE USING THE WHOLE OF NORTHERN NIGERIA AS FARMLAND, EVEN AMERICA SELF GO GIVE US CHANCE.


VISION 2015 DANCING ETIGHI REMIX WITH AZONTO WHILE SIPPING DOGOYARO AND OBSERVING THE NORTHERNERS SORRY NORTHERN ANIMALS DESTROY THEIR LAND

Chanchit: Mods should pls for God sake respect the time and mb we waste in commenting on stories here on NL. I have commented on this news before, and the comments on the other one is more than the comment in this version you brought to the front page. If you knw you've recieved more than one thread for a story, why can't you close the other's living only one, instead of letting us waste our time. Or do you think its easy to comment..?

I'm even pissed off, I said all I wanted to say on the thread you refused to bring to FP. But na God go punish that Malawi coach, Calabar is more developed than the whole of Blantyre, I don't even knw if he's planning on winning the match.

sorry bros, even if you dont comment here again, we know all you wanting to say, biko d mod. wen dem don shark alomo dem no too dey see the the computer well again, easy on am

slimmy gold: my friend go n sitdown wat does ur parent eva donate befor to a community nor achieve to b announce tod whole world.

BLOOD OF GOD, WHERE IS SEUN,

RULE 21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

HE SAID THEIR SPORT MINISTER IS PART OF THE DELEGATION AND AS SUCH THEY ARE AFRAID, CHAI I DON DIE, THE PRESIDENT OF MALAWI IS NOT EVEN UP TO THE POOREST GOVERNOR IN NIGERIA, CHAI, YOU SEE WETIN TERRORISM AND MILITANCY DON TURN THE GIANT OF AFRICA TO, SO OUR MATCH SHOULD BE TAKING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY, THIS IS MADNESS

spongeback: Who let this DOG out

WOO, WOO, WOO...BARKS











YOUR LEFT BREAST

Fhemmmy: For your information, i have nothing agains GEJ as a person, so i have no reason to hate him . . .[size=15pt]Now is your anger towards the business i do? no need for that, learn how to exchange views or argue without taking it personal[/size]

dont have problem with u or ur biz, jst dont like the way you guyz r saying it, tht money cld hv bn diverted into personal account, nt like am saying they are not looting us, condemning the woman because of this is not worth it...am no GEJ, BUHARI or any polithiefcians fan, not even our sinators or legislooters. yet to find any credible leader in this country, so no offence


But you never still tell me which work buhari dey do ooooo?



hard feelings

slimmy gold: My dear always try to b greatful ok,dt old woman donate dt hostel from d little money the son av been sent to her so she has try ok.even u,if u av d opportune to b in dt position Tel me will u aboundon ur mum,wont u make her rich.so shut ur oral cavity

#CONFUSED# WHICH LANGUAGE BE THIS?

ALL THIS AKWA IBOM PEOPLE SELF, EKAITE UNA GET UNA OWN ENGLISH WEY DIFFERENT FROM THE ONE NIGERIANS DEY SPEAK?

THIS SPACE IS MY SEAT IN SCOAN...KEEP OFF

spongeback: Free BJ

U SEE UR CONDEMN LIFE?

Fhemmmy: I am done with you, go and get your fact str8 and come back for us to talk about it, u once said, she is a mother and that is where she got money from, now she is a business woman, i guess business of rearing baby that became a president, i will be back later, when people that are ready to talk like adults wanna rub minds, till then, enjoy your brain fart

NO DONT GO, STAY BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER AND BE STRIKING YOUR KEYBOARD EVERY SECONDS BECAUSE YOU HATE GEJ, WAS THINKING YOU DOING YOUR EXPORT BIZNESS ON NAIRALAND, RUBBISH

Fhemmmy: Now please attach a figures to all those, cos for sure they are not spending the money from all those that you have listed.
Who is my mother?
A woman that thought me that when you steal, you steal other people's future,
A woman that told me that hardwork is the only thing that could lead me anywhere, and
A woman that thought me that tear drop from the eyes of someone that is going through hardship cos of my mismanagemet is counted by God and one day monkey of those will go to market and wont return.
My mother thought me that i should leave a good lagacy of not stealing and holding the future of millions on ransom
Finally, a woman that wont just accept stuff from me cos i gave it, but wanna know my source

WOW, YOU REALLY HAVE A GOOD MOTHER, BUT HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN IF AFTER EVERYTHING YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT YOU, YOU ARE YET TO BE KNOWN IN YOUR STREET LET ALONE YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT, AND A BAD MOTHER RAISED A PRESIDENT, ARE YOU NOT A DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOUR MOTHER?

Fhemmmy: yes, there is none, but since you are not MUMU, give us a rough estimate of what it would have cost and again, tell us how a woman that has no job and no source of income is able to afford it.

SHE HAS NO JOB, YOU HAVE BEEN THE ONE FEEDING HER RIGHT? SO BECAUSE SHE IS NOT WORKING IN GTBANK OR SHE DINT APPLY TO YOU AS SECRETARY TO YOU MEANS SHE IS JOBLESS RIGHT? HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE WORD " BUSINESS "? AND DONT ASK ME TO TELL YOU THE KIND OF BUSINESS SHE IS INTO, COS U SO DUMB TO KNOW SHE CAN HAVE A BUSINESS THAT CAN BE PAYING HER MILLIONS OF NAIRA WHILE HER SON WAS JUST A DEPUTY GOVERNOR LET ALONE A PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY,






WHERE IS BUHARI WORKING? YOU MADE MENTION OF THAT NAME IN YOUR EARLIER POST

Fhemmmy: Again, you are the smart one, but instead of dancing around the question, do the math of what is the lagal salary of our dear president for the last 14 years as a civic servant and let us even assume he has not spend any . . .please answer and stop going around in circle . . .I wanna learn, please teach me so i could stop being a MUMU as you call it

I CAN SEE YOU ARE REALLY WORKING HARD FOR YOUR MONEY, OKAY LET ME HELP YOU, SO YOU KNOW WHERE AND HOW SHE GOT THE MONEY AND MAY BE THE OFFICES SHE HAS HELD IN NIGERIA PAST AND PRESENT.

A MOTHER OF A LECTURER.

THEN A MOTHER OF A DEPUTY GOVERNOR

A MOTHER OF A GOVERNOR.

A MOTHER OF A VICE PRESIDENT

LATER A MOTHER OF AN ACTING PRESIDENT.

AND NOW A MOTHER OF A SITTING PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND ALSO A MOTHER INLAW OF PM SEC. TO BAYELSA STATE.

NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

OKAY TELL ME, WHO IS YOUR MOTHER?.............PLEASE YOUR ANSWER INSIDE THE BLANK SPACE

nkem Kalu: THIS IS A GOOD SIGN OF A KINDERGATEN PRESIDENT...........FROM A MOTHER WHO COULD NOT AFFORD A SHOE TO A MOTHER WHO CAN DONATE BILLION NAIRA HOSTEL BLOCKS....WHERE DID SHE GET THE MONEY? .....ARRANT NONESENCE

You are suppose to be in shop nkem, what r u doin on nairaland?


Stupid comment, frm a stupid man, so she has remain poor since then even thou she is now the mother of the first citizen of 160 million country? Haba, if u continue like this ur oga no go gv u freedom o

simpleseyi: A woman whose savings plus her husband's savings was not enough to buy shoe for their son is now "donating" multi-million naira buildings to a school. Some idiots have said that GEJ is not Nigeria's worst president in history; now tell me which other Nigerian president from 1914 till date has a mother who also steals like the son? Which other Nigerian president do you know the mother's name and the mother's in-law's( rest-in-pieces) name? Which other Nigerian president has a wife who goes about fighting state governors like our Sheppopotamus? Does filfering, thiefry and pen-robbery run in their family linage? Is this "first family" a family of thieves just like James Ibori whose wife, sister and mistress are all in jail with him for stealing (pls this is a question not a statement)? If this mother of a thief dies in air, road or water crash now; some people will say "don't speak evil of the dead". Please what good can you say about this mother of a thief who also steals?

brain dead sorry damaged

Fhemmmy: ha ha ha ha . . . I know to you, i will have no point nor make any sense, cos i dont see eye to eye with you on this . . .In your heart of heart, you know people are saying it the way it is, but cos you wanna play the tribal politics, you see it all as attacks, but i post it to you . . . If this was Buhari, would you applaud him?

YOU ARE LOOSING BRO, I DONT GIVE A Bleep ABOUT WHO'S INVOLVED, AM NO GEJ FAN, ALL I WANT IS GOOD GOVERNANCE, THE SAME BUHARI HAS BEEN THERE, WHAT HAPPENED, NORTHERNERS RULED FOR OVER 30 YEARS, YET WE ARE STILL LIKE THIS, DONT LET YOUR HATE FOR GEJ KILL YOU BRO, DEMAND FOR GOOD GOVERNANCE AND STOP BEING SENTIMENTAL. GEJ IS A PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA AND NOT OF SOUTH OR BAYELSA, IF YOU ARE SAYING THIS IS WRONG BECAUSE IS GEJ OR HES FROM THE SOUTH, IN DAVIDO'S VOICE, GOBE

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Hands fold, listening attentively sir

Fhemmmy: Education is priceless and that is why i am saying, would have been better to leave the money where it ought to be, pay the lecturers and build good schools with nice equipment, and student dont have to be reading in the dark with smoke from lanterns and candles polluting their brain, instead of stealing the money to build something.

You have no point sir

Atigba: you b real mumu so since the president graduated from university he had never work en?

NO AFTER HIS NYSC IN 2010 HE WAS APPOINTED PRESIDENT IN 2011, THAT GUY NA MUMU JOR

Fhemmmy: And these explains why Nigeria is in trouble, no good roads, cos all money for those is being used to build one building

http://www.punchng.com/news/gov-lamidos-son-arrested-for-money-laundering/

http://logbaby.com/news/son-of-jigawa-state-_14549.html

IS A SOUTHERNER

Fhemmmy: yes, my mother can, cos my source of income is easy to track and i can tell people about it, but GEJ is a civil servant and his salary in a year is not even enough to build what his mother has built, so where did a mother that has no job got money to build that . . . and if my Mom built something like that, it will mean, i built it, cos she has no job to be able to afford such and with your analogy, you are simply saying, GEJ built it and i guess in the name of the mother . . Now the next question is, what else has he done in the name of "Mama"?

AM NOT REPLYING ANY OF YOUR POST AGAIN, AND DONT QUOTE ME, KEEP DWELLING IN YOUR IGNORANT TRIBAL BIGOT

Atigba: she got the money from her son.the son she laboured for,the son she trained.I was once poor is not a crime ..now she is rich.. People like you will leave there mother to die in poverty when you made it.

NO MIND THE MUMU, THE MOTHER OF LOCAL GOVT. CHAIRMEN DO MORE THAN THAT LET ALONE A PRESIDENT

Fhemmmy: Be honest, if this was done by IBB, would you be saying all you saying now or someone from the North . .

YOU SEE YOUR LIFE? SO YOUR PROBLEM IS BECAUSE GEJ IS FROM THE SOUTH, MY OGA AM DONE WITH YOU. WE GOT NOTHING TO DISCUSS

Fhemmmy: I exported to Nigeria on a weekly basis and i pay custom duty in tunes of millions per year, sir . . some of that money is what was stolen to build it.... Else, [b]tell me what this woman does to afford such[/b]

MR EXPORTER SO YOU MEAN WHILE YOU RUN BUSINESS WORTH MILLIONS OF NAIRA, YOUR MOTHER CANT HELP HER COMMUNITY OR NEIGHBORS WITH THE LITTLE MONEY SHE GETS FROM YOU IF SHE SO DESIRE? YOU HAVE NOT SEEN CASES WHERE CHILDREN GIVE THEIR MOTHER MONEY TO BUILD BOREHOLE IN THEIR COMMUNITY, HABA, OGA YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS NOW

miiraaj: Reading comments like this make me [size=20pt]loose hope[/size] in the future of this country.

YOU NEVER HAD HOPE

anonimi: Owo Abu ni won fi se abu ni alejo - Na Abu money dem take entertain Abu.

Who is foooling who?
Mama wey nor fit buy im pikin shoe?
Na which kain business abi na work wey the mama dey do?
How much she dey pay Bayelsa state as personal income tax that REFLECTS the value of the two hostel blocks donated

Our mumu don do, una hear!

THAT A MAN COULD NOT BUILD A HOUSE MEANS NONE OF HIS CHILDREN WOULD? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF BY NOW, IF A WOMAN WHO COULD NOT BY SHOE FOR HER SON, IS NOW THE MOTHER OF A SITTING PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, AND YOU THAT HAD SO MANY SHOES IS YET TO BECOME A COUNCILOR AND YOUR MOTHER IS NOT HAPPY SEEING YOU THEN SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG WITH YOU

Fhemmmy: Yes, it is the money that belongs to every Nigerian

SHUT UP ANSWER THE QUESTION, HOW MUCH DID YOU CONTRIBUTE TO THE BUILDING BEFORE SPEWING THIS TRASH

Fhemmmy: There is no sane leader that will allow his mother that has no source income to do something that silly

JUST SHUT UP MY FRIEND, IF YOU NOTHING TO SAY

THE MOTHER OF A LECTURER, DEPUTY GOV. GOVERNOR, VICE PRESIDENT, AND NOW A SITTING PRESIDENT CANT DONATE TWO BUILDING OF HOSTEL IN HER OWN STATE? DAMN NIGERIANS, WHAT IS HER SON BUILD IT FOR HER, AND CLAIM THE WOMAN BUILT IT WHAT THE CRIME THERE, UNA GO DIE OF HATE FOR THIS GEJ MATTER

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Hahahahahahaha................................this must be the most hilarious response I've seen here in Recent times ............ Bro, thanks for sharing the Laughter.

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Bros we need it sometimes...UWC