₦airaland Forum

You see why I dey always board my private jet, every day dem dey always abort plane.

Even 3 dayz ago, na so this same people abort the flight from ikotun to Oshodi for flight number danfo 001, na God save all of us that day

ollyboy009: Ollyboy reporting from Ifelodun local government Ikirun here in d state of osun.don't get it twisted,I was posted to school ooo but I was given a decent accomodatn sha.

Welcome to my LG, may be I saw u yesterday, came to camp and was also in the local govt secretariat, which fellowship did u follow and where r u presently? Where is ur PPA

U join dey chop our biscuit and big coca cola yesterday abi

But why na so so old girls full this EDE camp now? Wey all the nlanders for Osun? Osagiepur, daysziz blong' I just migrated to this area nassarswaly,


Anyone want to connect hola me \

Live in ede camp, on my to mami mkt if you here hola. Me

Billionaires: Who is this nobody ?

Laptop #2 booting



















Wait o bros billy, u no dey sleep? Omon u really take this ur job serious o, hw I wish say all civil servant fit take their job serious the way u take this 40 men laptop gang...serious

Gayigaskia: The guy spent 14 years in prison, among those 5 years in solitary confinement and yet some people here see only the meager amount of money he will get as arrears. And to blame GEJ for his release is astonishing, why don't people look at the facts behind his imprisonment and the evidence the judge used for his release. They wanted a escape goat and the found it in Almustafa, remember they had Abacha's son's first but he was later released cause i guess the political elite of Nigeria still view as one of theirs. Something many don't understand is that these politicians don't care about North South divide when it comes to them sitting tight in office, they all share a common thing with each other and their families and that is money looted from the government.

ESCAPE GOAT, blood of God, aboki wetin happen na? Where the goat won pass escape now?











"Crying" and singing in dbanjs voice @ same time" you will be my scape goat " chai my alomo don finish, make I for dance atinlogun mix wit etighi this early morning

Abuklaw: my post has never reach the fp and i doubt this will

Those mod dem be wintch, dey dey sabi people wen dey use free/cheat dey post comment for NL, just try subs even if na 100 naira, I sure say go make am,





Dem dey follow that saying " awoof dey run belle"

CTV don show am?

creamie: Will most def miss Iseyin camp mehnnn! (the fun part tho) . Last nyt was madt funnnnnnn.. Thanks payne for making it "funner" . Good to gooooooo!

Funner, u no talk d side wen u for go touch ur toe wit payne, my friend give the full gist jor

Na mouth all of una dey, the same zombi wen go rather give police 20 naira for check point than ask wetin be e offense, abeg make I pass, na only nairaland una fit do this revolution

Nigeria problem is not our leaders, Nigeria is curst, so notin, not even revolution can save this nation. Lord lugard needs to arrested and persecuted in that hell fire he is for joining us in this unholy matrimony

scipher: source?

Mad man, na everything una dey find source, even when ur papa dey advise you for house you go still ask am for source, idiot.

see source [size=30pt]sauce [/size]here

Kukere, kukere i go soon get money ooooo kukere.

time to go dust my grand pile tools from other bed, oya now am set, before then, heading to ombatese for the bath. Oya now lets go there

Stages of life, from platoon mate which ends tomorrow to PPA mate, Cds mate and family house, now all the camp relationship ends tomorrow, i pity those boys wen spend money for mami market and them no bleep them, to all those babes wen go fall in love i pity una pass cos u may never get to see each other again..... nonsense things NYSC dey do they allow u make dear friends and use una trow stone follow the face of earth after 3 weeks.

Anyway all the best as you set out for your PPA.

To those in Osun, i will be in camp tomorrow morning to pick those posted to IFELODUN local govt. if you there and you wanna hola is the #. i remove hair dress for all of una

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

I refer to the recent dismisal of one of your employee ( presenter ) at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the displaced presenter.

Each time i apply for job, i get reply that there's no vacancy but in this case i have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because i personally saw his sacked letter before applying..

Attached to my letter is the ALOMO copy of my CV and the sacked letter for proof.

Thank You. and good morning for inside this afternoon from my alomo joint. Dog meat and alomo on point to celebrate my new appointment

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

I refer to the recent dismisal of one of your employee ( presenter ) at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the displaced presenter.

Each time i apply for job, i get reply that there's no vacancy but in this case i have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because i personally saw his sacked letter before applying..

Attached to my letter is the ALOMO copy of my CV and the sacked letter for proof.

Thank You. and good morning from my alomo joint.

Make I contact my native doctor, I go get back to u

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homesteady: But come oh!! I've heard many people saying -
My president is a very weak man!! He can't even control Boko Haram!! The worst is that he is not even the head of his house!! His wife is the head!!

SO HOW CAN THIS SAME PRESIDENT ORGANISE SUCH A WICKED ACT!!
HOW CAN THIS SAME MAN KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO DEMONIZE HIS OPPONENTS??

NA WA OH!!

Your sickness never still finish?

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wetin cos quarrel?

Garri the 1st: Sit in front of a mirror and weep for the lost soul therein....

@Topic:

GEJ is a disgrace to the office of the presidency. His greed for power will see him destroy the Nation and spill the blood of Nigerians.

1. Destroying the North by sponsoring Boko Haram and later sending in soldiers to finish what his BH people started.

2. Arming and financing ND militants.

3. Attempting to bring BH to SW.

4. Arming OPC and other secret cults.

5. Sending thugs and murderers to destabilize Rivers state...


And the list goes on...

Your foolishness.........................................no end

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texaco1: First of all get a job ,even with that money u still need a regular salary job
Second divide the money into two
Use half of it on a fixed asset like land or something that u are sure will appreciate
Thirdly use the remaining half on importation business
or services sector try to identify an area ppl need aSsistance and exploit it
Pls don't go into products making or anything like that,the nigerian business climate is not too rosy

You mean 500k? abi na 500k dollars??

Set up a bomb making factory, may be somewhere in the north, it will be very lucrative especially as JTF destroyed their camps.

btw BREAKING NEWS!!! A man just killed himself at ringroad & and now at large... ... but the police are making effort to arrest him.

Gud evening Nlanders i dey hail una from my Alomo joint

And someone go come here say, torres, cr7 nai suppose they carry world best, when we get people wen dey score 30 goals for one match.

By the way, hw them take dey play the match, them dey drible? Na no stoping tht kind game wen we play wen we small? Or the two teams dey score go one goal post? Naija, I hail thee

esq_man: They stopped being suspects the moment they r charged to court.

For sharia court abi? My friend u need arrange urself make I no arrange am wit slap

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ichidodo: I am so ashamed to be a Nigerian.

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