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EmmyDe25: Well, i really dont know where to start from because i dont know exactly which planet am on presently. I am a batch A corps member serving in Lagos state. For over a month now i've being on the look out for an apartment around the Ogba axis of Lagos state. Fortunately or unfortunately for me i was finally able to get a room yesterday 07/8 through an agent. After inspecting the room and was convinced with what i saw, i told the agent i was going to bring the money before dusk. Leaving his office i headed straight down to the First bank branch at Ogba, along Ijaiye road to clear all the money i had in my account. Heading home, i passed through the estate where access/keystone bank is sited. Lo and behold, i saw a gang of 7 guys besieging me, before i knew anything they brought out a gun asking me to bring out the money i withdrew frm the ATM. Wanting to shout but the sight of a gun seized my voice. After giving them the money, i was told to run and never look back. D[b]idnt know how i got home[/b], and since then my head has been filled with all sort of thoughts. Dont know where am going to start from... Feel so terrible!You knew, if you no know you for no dey here, anyway sowi bruf, na one of those things, at that time na them need the bar pass. |
This na big insult, so all the insult wen una dey insult us from una country no do, una get liver come my backyard come insult us to our face, chai abeg any of our militant when dey around that hood make e kidnap those mofos, make dem cough out some of the money them don chop from us na now una won cry abi? all our properties when dey with una wen una carry from the benin and other part make una return am before we share gar.i |
Jingo-OAU:30K per month na mortuary abi cold room u dey operate, you better troway that fridge go buy something else na the channel wey enemy won use finish you be that, troway am before u use ur retirement money buy petrol finish, between e be like your wife na lazy woman, na once she dey cook in a month, just pack everythin for fridge dey warm am for u everyday, too much of stale food is bad, make she still dey cook fresh food for u atleast every 3 days so you go dey look fresh. Mean while, How can you be buying petrol for per month for the past one month now oga? which figure of speech be that? past, present confuse tense |
Which one be megabite again for light matter, abeg make them give me light nai i know, wetin cousine layman like me cousine megabite abi na gigabite, no be light when i see for bulb be my own, mean what about that PDP sponsor when dey diesel and promise us say as far say em dey sale diesel we no go get stable electricity? shebi una sabi who i dey talk, the one wen doctored one Sinator sorry senator. WHY PDP AND APC/ACN/CPC THUGS KEEP CLASHING AND FIGHTING OVER ISSUES THAT AFFECT THE WELFARE OF EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY, E.G INSINCERE NIGERIA AND OTHER FELLOW THUGS ON NAIRALAND, BOTH PDP AND OPPOSITION, IF THIS COUNTRY GO BETTER NO BE ALL OF US GO ENJOY AM? |
Nemeka: Ladies should learn how to run from abusive relationships. Don't wait till death before you know that the first slap and shouts are good enough signals to runNa you when be boy dey talk this poo so? if i dont slap my girl friend who will? |
MEHN ALL THIS BAD NEWS ABOUT CORPERS DEY MAKE ME TIRE FOR THIS NATIONAL YEAR OF SEX AND COMFORT ( N.Y.S.C ), MAKE THEM SCRAP THIS ADVANCE SLAVERY PROGRAMME ABEG, IMAGINE ALL THROUGH THE SALLAH HOLIDAY I NO TRAVEL I JUST REMAIN FOR MY PLACE OF PROMISCUOUS ACTIVITY ( P.P.A ) MAKE MY LOCAL GIRLFRIEND INSPECTOR ( L.G.I ) NO GO GIVE ME QUERY, I DEY FEAR MY |
wetin person no go hear for this con3, whch one be CLO again, very soon we go begin hear L.G.I, Z.I, PPA and even NYSC dey talk, make them go meet the oga, make e give them their 100k make dem shurup |
pDude: Coincidentally, only the corper died eh?? |
rufychuks: This happened on tuesday. The female corper had no life-jacket on( they usually dont give). On their way from/ to Igbokoda, the engine of the speed boat burst into flames and the passengers all jumped into the river. She, scared and disillusioned, also dived into the river. The others had swimming skills or a life-jacket: she had none.meanwhile in another news, a corper died in imo they said he was poisoned. when them go scrap this indirect form of slavery now make person rest. Cant wait for october |
CHAI, BUT I LOVE MANDELA |
born2fuck: if I dey worship sango, I for say make thunder strike UNo worry yourself, thunder don fire am since bastard. @topic, exactly the reason i refused to work my service to Delta state or any other south south state, i lost someone in ologbo river during the April July14h election in Edo state, i dey fear water pass anything, May God protect the young woman if she is still alive, and if shez no more, RIP my fellow. |
cannonnier: But sir u r 9m late too. LoHaba, am the class captain now |
subby4u: Pls guys,hw can i download free video tutorials on how to do anything online? |
Gud evening to all the lecturers and my fellow class mate, I just want to inform all the students that late comin wld no longer be tolorated, class start by 8. @op the lecturer the HOD of this dept., I greet u plenty |
emmaduks: d thrut is all 9ja police na rober........ Who among them went to school?The truth be say, even u self no go school |
iyenimofe: What you're going to Sokoto to learn is right in your sokoto.I sware, although am tru wit it, bt I knw for sure d man dnt knw jack abt web design. He jst go online to source for materials, he only taught us html, few tins in css, then dream waver, frm the first day I went to the school, when I got home I came online and downloaded some ebook on html. It was easy for, m only finding css difficult cos hv nt had smbody to put me tru. So I'd wait for u there. |
Na oyel we dey talk about here, its not like dettol advert, if you don't take care of your resources someone else will. Abeg e make I go cook my beans finish |
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Walks into thread with my analog computer, what am i seeing, web design class, running back to gate computer school to collect my 10k. @op, i carry my mama, take beg my late papa to take tell you thank you for this good work. Sit down quietly in front sit, as a good student, following the explanation carefully, no more NYSC and politics thread. i don collect prefect for this class |
[quote author=okeke2][/quote]OMG, so sorry never knew was talking to a kid, pls forgive me. But honestly how you got admission into Unilag if true is unbelievable. Anyway congrat. But seriously this nonsence hv 2 stop, ASUU must call off this strike, imagine this little kid who's suppose to be in night class sitting here discussing jonathan, Okeke2, pls stop commenting on this thread, we hv foreigners here, to think a university student don't know or can't spell the name of his president is a big embarasement to out educational system. Its Jonathan and not Johnathan, when you get to school pls pay attention to GST 102 use of english, not too sure thou |
okeke2: yeah i'm much more sensible and more reasonable than you look at you repeating the same words i said and work on your English. WAIT!!! HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU WRITE JAMBOrishi orishi for nairaland, so you are the one advising someone to work on his English? Chai english don die follow papa fashola Where is seun, nairaland don turn to rehab.Center? See crase man dey call sane person crase...in faze voice. Oooo Kolomental |
okeke2: yeah i'm much more sensible and more reasonable than you look at you repeating the same words i said and work on your English. WAIT!!! HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU WRITE JAMBOrishi orishi for nairaland, so you are the one advising someone to work on his English? Chai english don die follow papa fashola Where is seun, nairaland don turn to rehab. Center? See mad man dey call sane person mad man |
okeke2: you too get a life STOP PRETENDING JOHNATAN IS A GOOD PRESIDENT CAN U COMPARE HIM TO OBAMA OR EVEN FORMER SA PRESIDENT NELSON MANDELANa small tin remain, I for tink say na English u dey speak, I like to write in polish like this, u fit teach bros? |
Chillypelly: In trying to please all sheds of character, the President is reducing the prestige that goes with the office... Hope i made my earlier post clearerYea, much clearer now... You only succeeded in saying rubbish |
Chillypelly: I had expected the President to send a high powered delegation to pay the visit instead of this rape on the office of the President. Jonathan should show some respect for that institution and stop running it like the office of a LGA councillor. Anyway if this visit is political, i think he secured a vital point to up his score against the dreaded ADVANCED PROFESSIONAL COCKRELS (APC) little wonder the sent overtures to him for a possible cross carpet. Unknown to the them, he is well above the game.Oga, what is your point? |
onye guy: excuse oh NO BE OBASANJO FACE I DEY SEE THERE SObros calm down, my village masquerade say any party when dem for no invite person, if you break their glass cup, you go pay. between, na as dem won snap picture Obansanjo run come say make emself follow join for the picx, nai make dem omit e name cos e no follow our presido go the waka, na me dey back of that man on white, dem even omit my name self |
Even if i believe say those dog, no be teddy |
k.style:And your crase pass... |
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IDIOT I BET YOU HAVEN'T ENTERED SCHOOL YET INFACT EVEN IF YOU HAVE ENTERED AM SURE YOU WROTE IT MORE THAN 3 TIMES CUZ U ARE A HOPELESS LOSER SO YES WE ARE NOT IN THE SAME MENTAL PAGE YOU ARE BELOW THE FOOD CHAIN RATHER "MENTAL CHAIN" (bet he doesn't know what food chain is....lmao)