₦airaland Forum

They appeared from where exactly? science funny o

vet medicine in ABU Zaria. I had to drop out to study another course. mehn I hated vet!!

Millenniumlady:
You fvcked up big time sometimes we ladies love it when you woo us like 4/6times before we'll give in better tell the new girl that you where
already in a relationship before she came go back to her friend for peace to rain

Rubbish, d guy did the right thing. No time to check time. You girls think all guys are toys to be toyed with abi?

It can never be from a Nigerian university. Our lecturers are all sadists.

Abba Kyari's demise

Sammy07:
Thank you, which state are you from.
It might not be better than Ondo self.

Way better. You guys should learn to love and respect others irrespective of their ethnic and religious background.

Sammy07:
Ode, thank God as you left.
We don't need your fiflty leg In Ondo

If not for NYSC wetin go carry me go that useless place with useless pple? Ode

Sammy07:
Ode, thank God as you left.
We don't need your fiflty leg In Ondo

if not for NTSC weyin go carry me go that useless place? Ode

YungMillionaire:
Banky W tell us something: how much did you pay him per month?

10k how much him get? Instead of him to tell adesuwa to get use to entering the kitchen.

Sammy07:
Which kind lie us this

We are ill mannered and don't show respect to foreigners, yet there has never been fight between Ondo and Hausas living in ondo state
There has never been fight between ondo and Igbos living in ondo state.

Pls, keep shut

You guys are something else. I couldn't wait to leave that place. No show of love, u guys don't even care for one another, very wicked and malicious set of pple. Majority of you lack the will and capacity to fight anyone face to face, you'd rather go behind someone to tarnish their image. You should know your pple well.

Team igwe of course

Shormiey:
Stop lying it will do you no good....

I'm serious na

iyapont:
Best state in SW with beautiful ladies and handsome men

Big fat lie. The pple are I'll mannered and show no respect to foreigners. They are promiscuous and full of hatred, jealously and envy. I wouldn't advice anybody to visit there. I did my NYSC there, so I know what I'm saying.

seanwilliam:
see ehn, I just dey imagine ni oo.. even if I no meet am for house, I go just call am for phone, tell am say " hey baby, dont do that again, I know you was angry, but pls for the sake of love never do that again.. and pls come home right now I need to see you so we can fix it together" ..

Mehn, if she come , hahahah, her family no go recognise her and you know what?? I no go release her self.. a lady that thinks she get gbana for head should go join agbero.. even if I cheat , shey na her papa penis I take fhuck?? if you mad no mad come myside.

People like u existed in the days of Noah. They thought themselves as being the wise ones while Noah who was obeying God's instruction to build an ark in order to escape the coming flood, as being the foolish one until the rains came down and cleared their doubts. You see Mr man, there is no book as magnificent, ever true and potent as the Holy Bible. Abi u want to argue that Noah did not exist? Or the flood was just a myth? Trust me when I say this world as u know it will end Some day. It might even be after another two thousand years or less. Saying this does not in anyway make me miserable. I cannot even wait for this system of things to end someday...

Myer:
When you preach misery, is it not because you're miserable?
I only called you by what your preach.

And this is not even about defending what Tiwa decides to do with herself. It's about you and other end-time scare-mongering christians without sense.

People have been expecting the end time since forever. Even the disciples were expecting the end time in their time according to the bible yet till date there's still no end time.

That should be enough to make any intelligent person know that the bible has been tested and proven false by time because as wise men say, only time can tell.

Like why do you all wait for bad news just to start preaching end times?
Just because there's a pandemic all Christian's who couldn't even predict the pandemic all of a sudden have are prophelying that it's end time.

It only takes people with miserable lives to be praying for the world to end.

This is not the first pandemic and might not be the last. The world did not end then and it wont end now.
To your disappointment, the world will get better and if you're not careful it is only your own world that would end.

BandAid:
The end of the world was near when I was born in the 80s. It was near in the 90s, so also in the years 2000...

Quit this illusion, dear. The world is not ending. Stop deluding yourself.

Do not live ur life recklessly because He hasn't returned yet. Don't forget two thousand years are like two days before the Most High.

Myer:
Shut your stinking mouth.
Your bible has been preaching the end is near for over 2000 years, dont you have sense?

People have been forced to sell all their properties all because of this your stupid scare-mongering.

Preach good news you can't, you can only preach misery. Miserable set of people.

Just two thousand years and ur giving up? Whether u like it or not this world as we know it must come to an END at the APPOINTED TIME. And please don't call me miserable for not supporting agents of bad influence and morally- bankrupt folks such as Tiwa.

Tiwa the end of the world is near, give ur life to Christ. What exactly do these pple want in life?

Where is corona when u need it urgently?

I'm sure he has forgotten that his friend in the picture. Guys make una hustle o, so that u won't rely on anybody's money later in life.

This one's beauty just dey waste. All the fine girls without soul mates are all wasted species. BTW ur soul mate must not hv all the gud tinz of life, to be happy with him.

Meeyankee:
Edo girls are very beautiful

...and very wicked and heaetless

And the terrorists will claim they are fasting. May that baby grow up to become a man of God and torment the kingdom of darkness in Jesus name. Amen.

stieyven:
DO NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD IN VAIN. The Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain. EXODUS 20 :7

Mr man 'Christ' means the anointed one. Anybody can be the anointed one. I hv not mentioned any body's name, Mr judge.

How did u kill ur fellow brother na? Give ur life to Christ.

funmisticqueen2:
the koko is that men should learn to cut their coat according to their cloth. Broke guys should not go for slay queens. They should go to the babe on their street or in their village.

Hope they will hear.

See this one, don't u know the rich also cry/suffer? Go ask Dangote why he had to divorce his wife.

And they don't hv gods of men, no prophets of any sorts.

u should try comedy as a profession. Instead of congratulating the guy... na wa o

Latashia:
I just hate guys like this.

Don't start what you cant complete.

Localemperor:
Its is no longer news that I have been declared insolvent. After all effort to maintain my liquidity level to no avail I decide to let her go.

Just as organization retrenched worker during periods of economic downturn in order to cut cost of operations, I sent her a massage expressing my regret and reasons.


I feed her
I pay money for hair dressing
I buy clothes
I take her out every weekend
I buy shoes
I do everything thinkable

She works and earns but I still wonder why she would want me to do everything for her. I compiled my income statement and statement of financial position for the first quarter and found out that expenditures have exceeded income and debt is on the rise.

So I wholeheartedly declared my self insolvent yesterday and decided to cut cost in order to protect my goodwill.

Nice one jare. Did u read economics? I can spot our terminologies in ur write-up.

Unfortunately we don't hv good Delilahs in this realm.

EM123:
I won't marry any lady because she is GOD fearing , beautiful , tall , short , fat , slim , big breast , big bum .
my wife must be my friend , she must understand me and i understand her, she will be my teacher and i her teacher , she will correct me when am going wrong and i correct her when she is going wrong , she will be my good delilar that i will use her thigh as resting place after the days stress, not any beautiful , God fearing , big breast , big bum , tall , short , black , fear, virgin woman , that will be a problem to me in my own house .

crackkhaus:

The scenarios are just kindergarten efforts to try shifting the narrative away from this simple fact.

Almost every woman has a story to tell about a close friendship with another female that went terribly sour.
And guess what? The reasons for it always seem absolutely stvpid to the hearing of a man.

I dey tell u. Women are their own enemies.