₦airaland Forum

Localemperor:
Its is no longer news that I have been declared insolvent. After all effort to maintain my liquidity level to no avail I decide to let her go.

Just as organization retrenched worker during periods of economic downturn in order to cut cost of operations, I sent her a massage expressing my regret and reasons.


I feed her
I pay money for hair dressing
I buy clothes
I take her out every weekend
I buy shoes
I do everything thinkable

She works and earns but I still wonder why she would want me to do everything for her. I compiled my income statement and statement of financial position for the first quarter and found out that expenditures have exceeded income and debt is on the rise.

So I wholeheartedly declared my self insolvent yesterday and decided to cut cost in order to protect my goodwill.

Nice one jare. Did u read economics? I can spot our terminologies in ur write-up.

Unfortunately we don't hv good Delilahs in this realm.

EM123:
I won't marry any lady because she is GOD fearing , beautiful , tall , short , fat , slim , big breast , big bum .
my wife must be my friend , she must understand me and i understand her, she will be my teacher and i her teacher , she will correct me when am going wrong and i correct her when she is going wrong , she will be my good delilar that i will use her thigh as resting place after the days stress, not any beautiful , God fearing , big breast , big bum , tall , short , black , fear, virgin woman , that will be a problem to me in my own house .

crackkhaus:

The scenarios are just kindergarten efforts to try shifting the narrative away from this simple fact.

Almost every woman has a story to tell about a close friendship with another female that went terribly sour.
And guess what? The reasons for it always seem absolutely stvpid to the hearing of a man.

I dey tell u. Women are their own enemies.

Men are less dramatic. Simple.

ibkayee:
In the average household, I never really hear stories of family members encroaching on the husband's territory (and being enabled) the way I hear they do to the wives.

With this kind of setup, why wouldn’t they have fewer issues?

Something is disproportionately in someone's favour and you're asking why/how they are doing better lol

444crop:
What if they are not bothered about kids for now

who wouldnt be bothered? is it because they are not airing their frustration? I no trust dat Edo woman o.

Dats ma babe o

Davash222:
She looks abnormal. Is everything okay with her?

nwakgr8:
Baby infant.

ur parents go just go dump u for evil forest, as sacrifice to the gods.

1.Redemption Song. If u dey vex, just listen to dis song, you go dey alright.

2. Three little birds. If u are depressed, just listen to dis song.

3. Iron, Lion, Zion. If u need motivation and inspiration to go forward in life.

God rest the soul that our uncle for introducing me to Raggae songs.

deri4luv1:
That white boy na Nigerian too?

That's a naija albino...

Readonee35L:
If you wear this skirt and your yansh no shake. Your yansh can never shake again

mad man

Gentle0wavez:
The skirt is multi purpose, it makes ladies look sexy and decent at the same time. You wear it and walk in the streets you will get attention, you go to the club, it helps you while rocking, you go to the church, you stll look like Virgin Mary. What more can you ask for.

what a wonder skirt

d Mani water no dey observe social distancing? Corona no dey respect even mami water o

Mariangeles:
What has been a near death experience to you?

Mine was when I was a little girl, playing with 2 of my friends of about the same age, we thought it was a good idea to take turns to carry each other on our shoulders.

When it was my turn to climb onto the shoulder of one, I immediately knew it was a bad idea when I got on because, one, I had the fear of heights, and so I couldn't keep still

I wanted her to put me down immediately, but we didn't know the easiest way to do that...omg!
We kept wobbling back and forth because I couldn't keep still out of fear. The other kid was laughing, while I was beside myself with fear
Lastly, I fell so hard with my stomach slamming on the hard ground with a loud thud ( the most painful experience), I swear, for some seconds I couldn't breathe

While I was on the ground gasping for air, desperately trying to breathe and fighting to grasp onto life, my two so-called friends were laughing hysterically
When I was finally able to catch my breath, I cried so loud and hard....I cried ehn then they knew how serious it was.

I swear, I could have died that day and my parents would never have known what killed me.
Of course, they never knew what happened because I never told them. Heck! I never spoke about it ever. I just sucked it up.

As little as I was, I knew I could have died that day because what happened was serious...I just knew

fear fear

audio fans. Football ain't the same without d fans. But we still manage sha.

Nicklaus619:
That's My church,
A proud dunamite

I'm tempted to join u guys o. Your Pastor has won my heart in this challenging period. Kudos to him and his ministry.

So who counts the men's cry? A*s licker

Banigoprecious:
It happens to me all the time. At the end if the day they'll start saying they thought I had I boyfriend

ur beautiful

some no go still mind o

HarunaWest:
Those kind relatives, Na tactics you go use for them. You go First reduce meat for soup, then if Meter read finish, you go lock up

this guy don f up. Haba, see fresh tinz everywhere na.

These chickens can never survive in Russia...

HarunaWest:
If there's no other bed or bedroom available, then your visitor must be made as comfortable as possible.So they should be in the bedroom...Afterall they are spending a little time not like they staying forever......You sef check am, how you go feelnin future if you go your liking house and he put you into mat for living room or balcony

Haven't u seen some relatives overstaying their welcome? You will end up chasing them away by force, after causing avoidable havoc in your home. It's hell no for me o. I don't want unnecessary headache.

See dis one, do you know hw long it took for David to become king, despite being anointed at the tender age of 17?

Ejima1:
Prayer is also essential

prayer can be done any where fool.

Drobitol:
Take responsibility

haha, and hunger virus

1. COVID- 19

2. SELF ISOLATING

3. SOCIAL DISTANCING

4. INDEX CASE

5. VACCINATION

6. QUARANTINE

7. HAND SANITIZER

8. NOSE MASK

9. PROPER HYGIENE

10. PALLIATIVES

11. LOCKDOWN

12. WUHAN

Add yours

We guys they try sha. No make-up but we fresh die.

MrSensor:
If I cannot get a white wife, my next target na albino.

why na

Baawaa:
This is what they called "akoba gafara"

English pls

MrBrownJay1:
fat women wearing clothes that are 3 sizes too small... thinking they are sexy because slimmer women are sexy when wearing it.

Every little thing lepa do
Orobo say she wan do...

[quote author=Baycard55 post=89122985]Nice
Never knew she was my birthday mate] Never trust an actress's age. She may be older than 41

Fabulouzjoseph:
TRASH
BILL GATES IS ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN THE WORLD A MAN WHO IS RICHER THAN SOME COUNTRIES.
WHAT THEN DOES HE STAND TO GAIN FROM PEOPLE'S DEATH.

u clearly do not know what's going on

Juliusmalema:
The Egyptian we see today, we shall see them no more

na so sha