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GEJ and sambo get same dulling spirit

9ija good shaa... D last time I slap one babe...she no carry me go court...na her slodier boy frnd come treat ma Bleep up..I still leta report am giv ma uncle wey b mp...hm drill d bastard... Whodouknow.com ....

The man who knows how, gets the job, The man who knows why, be's d boss.

Wen d DG came to visit us in keffi (nasarawa state), he verbally gave us one cow...I dnt knw wen we eat d cow..honestly I no c am...@ normal cow is bn killed almost everyday for corpers in camp.. Talking about d 4k, isn't dis a slash in federal allawee? 19,800-4,000(call up printing)-500(SAED)-150(book of life) =15,150 naira ..therefore federal allawee for nw =#15,150 final ans

None of the above....

Taaaaaah...dem no shoot am well...ma neighbour wey dem shoot since 4months ago never waka...dat one na far range....army engr... Get well soon shaa...am longing to hear ur dads opinion.

What is fashola saying..? Bla bla bla....

Una own small....my mama bn tell me say I eat shit...which hilary pass ma own....kaieeey

Dis wot u get wen u promise a woman marriage and disappoints her..a lesson..hw can u live with a gal for over 8yrs without marriage..at last u giv ur ring to someone else...ma female neigbor dated dis guy for yrs..nd decided not to marry him because of he's temper, so d guy would always call with treats over d phone,,so she went ahead with d wedding with a diff guy,,,u need to c d wedding..no card, no invitation no entrance, security everywer..everyone scared..no music..lol

I use to hav a female frnd who would answer her pastors cal before me...actually she's a chorister in the church...but her call conversation were usually shocking...lik..hello daddy,,,ur simon was wonderful, nutty u dad..am hungry ..pastors will b lik let's meet @ d (hotel) nw..usual venue, dad wot about d moni I told u I needed..dnt worry just come....oh our dear offerings and tithe ...pls Sow d right place if u must sow...amen..

Haba....so u mean if a gal carry her two leg waka come ma huz...commot clothe remove pant...I go stand dey look am lik zombie until she decides to say yes then...na waoh

Holy pass

my dearest pls keep praying for me...am posted to nasarawa...despite ma meditation write up...ma traditional dance...ma parade...yet dey took me to obi LGA of nasarawa...currently ther is a communal clash..we cnt move an inch..drivers hv refused to come and take us out from here...wot kind of situation is this...oh NYSC

Me na Nassarawa dem post me oh....proudly Niger delta... Nothing spoil

Okorocha u dey Bleep up...wot has happened to ur state of rational reasoning...dis guys will begin to shoot aside innocent ones in no distance time...u hv faulted litigation process...besides dat of xchange of gun fire, massacre and brutality,, wrong information could get to sss about someone bn a cultist or looks lik a wanted cultist ..investigation should prompt in..rather than shot aside..I hv sn dis happen b4...it will b too late to apologies..xcept ur own son falls a victim. Den u learn to think... Rochas u no knw book @ al....

Much regret....each tym I visit home, I see something wrong, try to air ma opinion...but mother tongue restrains me.... try politics u will know wot I mean...wen politicians meet grass root pple in der locality..dey go on mother tongue..usually very interesting E.G Akabio , okorocha, obi peter, even some celebrities Are all gud xamples..funke..ibu, etc thank God am learning..

When peace comes @ last...he will feel regrets on y he missed dis occasion..who knws wot their problem is? Who knws if he has bn warned to kp off from dat occasion..anoda fight may hv sprout if he had attended d wedding. Wot a shame peter!

Madam constade container...dat 7 -1 is brain washing u... Argentines will lift d trophy...it wnt not be easily for brazil again..so netherlands will win.. For ma profile..I predicted 30 world cup matches..29 was accurate and one failed..dats my own country nigeria.. Ma prediction was (Nigeria 1 - 0Iran) outcome(0.0)..

Babe ur bobo dey? Becuz I go frame boko haram bang u scatter... Wtf ...deliver ur msg thru ur music...u can do what u just said if u re a prostitute... Evr heard of d igbo word onu ugu(fresh vegetable) so no one will realease onu ugu for an old pumpkin lik u....ur president knws y those girls are still ther by nw..

Babe ur bobo dey? Becuz I go frame boko haram bang u scatter... Wtf ...deliver ur msg thru ur music...u can do what u just said if u re a prostitute... Evr heard of d igbo word onu ugu(fresh vegetable) so no one will realease onu ugu for a porn star....ur president knws y those girls are still ther by nw..

hopeful, yes iam

Aba is just cloudy looks lik it wants to rain...

Thanks bro

treating his f..ck up, will make him more stronger..

madam na becuz of u chime drov out hes first wife whos gv birth to his adult children.. E b lik say ur juju don xpire..well go tell it to rev. mbaka...2. Big lesson to our ladies out there, hopin to venture into marriage for the sake of wealth and no love.

My x girl was a victim of gang rape at age 12 in lagos.. I neva knew until she told me, rap is not written in d face of a victim. Though She wud alwayz reflect on d incident nd sober... But thers a million reasons 2 let go of d past as she alwayz told me. R.I.P little girl.

Ohboy mak we hear, dnt knw y human beings are easy to convince. Cuz he paid u 400 something thousand ryt? Dnt u knw dat davido asking u to create a dance step 4 skelewu is an act of pride.

If ur sis truly loves him nd d guy loves her in return, help get him a better job 4 d sak of ur sis. Thank u

Deceit , dats what they preach nw, i remember vividly in my primary days, when pastors preached on repentence, naming sins.. Sometimes i asked myself if anyone told the pastor i committed such sin. The church should be also an institution of social change rather than a finacial institution, let them name sins.. Most of the pepetratos of evil acts belong to one church or the other.. Oh how can they repent when all they hear is prosperity, favour and blessing .. Dat homosexual in ur street goes to church, dat lesbian is a church official, dat kidnapper stays in front of d alter, etc . Lord pls have mercy on us all. Amen

three year old girl? My goodness! How the devil have so much poisoned the heart of men. Gat to look for iron pants for my nephews.

waow, is it a military school.. There are alternative ways of punishment.. Lik... Get out of my class! Etc

just watched on CNN as it is a topical news. Am sorry BB