₦airaland Forum

Bar1941:
No legitimate hustle can fetch you that kind of money in Nigeria within that short period especially when you were not born with a silver spoon. E-money should enjoy his wealth for as long his secret is kept secret.

YOUR limitation is not the true measure of limitation.

Probably some weird extreme anxiety issues.

Also, its the same conji you expend via jerking it that you need to smash a girl.

So if you eat your cake in advance, well,.you will no longer have it...

ZooOga:
Thank God for smart phones and rapid news and evidence of Chinese ppl abusing Africans in their country. These two should go straight to prison then rapidly deported!

These are probably just errand boys.

Why did God design men to find fresh young women sexually attractive?

agbarahk:
Why are women like this haba! Called my Fiance ova 7hrs ago she didn't pik up . And she Neva texted me to say she is bixy at all . Then I called again to let ha no am not happy. Imagine ha respons.....u should know am bixy dasts why I didn't pik up dat time. Ppl what do u think is going on? Candid Advice pls

Eye for an eye...

hikiki:
one random babe came visiting o! after all the romance and oral...make I lash d kpekus,guess wot she said "if u Bleep me u will die* no kind beg I no beg DAT day. she said if u wan die oya do

You should have asked when

Maybe at 80 years.

TANTUMERGO007:
CNN go wait tire

I dey tell you.

Secret Service go don cook original odeshi for my man long time.

FlordFlorez:
Fake news?

More like clickbait...

NaijaRoyalty:
Abacha still sending money even in death .

Thief

How did he move so much money out of the country undetected ?

Who fronted for him?

Abacha is the biggest political thief in Nigerian history .

Crude.

supercold:
I wasted my years trying to become a graduate. If I knew that school wasn't for me I wouldn't have bothered and would have towed a different path. I've seen people go to school and succeed, even if they end up not using the certificate. Not me.
What can I do now?
Mid twenties,
no degree,
no skills,
no employment,
no money,
no friends,
no home.
Recently I've been thinking of ending my life. But a part of reasoning said I should seek help first. Perhaps there is still a way out of this mess that I'm not aware of.

DISCLAIMER: Someone suggested I'm here to beg for money. I want to make it clear that I don't want money from anyone and will never post my account details and expose my name for tokens at this stage. At worst I have relatives if I need tokens. I'm only here to see things from different perspectives.

Degrees are overrated.

You don't have to kill yourself as you haven't even failed.

You could take a job in sales, or look for a job as a receptionist, clerk, attendant, etc.

And then save up a little money and buy the cheapest decent used laptop you can find.

Then find tutorials and learn web development (Javascript - React, Node) and perhaps even Python/Django.

Udemy is a great resource.

GamalNasser:
Enough of this clownery , respirators offer little or no help to COVID patients but rather kill them , we should be developing organic cures that have Quinine and Artemisinin in them at this point to chase this Dr Fauci conspiracy virus out of Africa

I dey tell you.

Shey like 88%, or so, of Covid-19 patients placed on ventilators in NY still died.

TheSociopath:
I'm tempted to agree with you but what about the unrecorded deaths in Jigawa and Kano?

Normally, about 9000 or so people die in the US everyday.

We have a very large population too, but worse healthcare and safety standards.

So I suppose we'll have similar daily numbers.

But the spotlight is now on anyone who dies now.

TheSociopath:
Nigeria has over 100 deaths from over 3k case. This is bad compared to South African stats. We are not managing this stuff well

Nope, confirmed cases...

This thing has a very low mortality rate.

Lots of people have already had it, they just weren't tested.

bmdmixer:
u arrange house
cook
buy fuel

then she said am almost there n oh am on oh, don't try anything funny oh

Very good sign.

It means she wants a good pounding, but want you to be responsible for it.

This is her excuse to not feel like a slut.

Ishilove:
Next time just give the money to the niece to buy her underwear herself since your wife doesn't care the girl is shabby. Some women sef

Haha, now he's dropping cash for his underage mistress...

Jestin:
I remember as a kid, my mum scolded me for wrong doing and i went to the pot of ogbono soup she was cooking that evening, opened it and pee inside. The beating that day nor be small . Mum still told my gf the story recently and she promise to relate it to my kids in the future . I made a negative generational story for myself because of bad temper but i am cool like ice block now .

This one na ogbanje mata.

Beautykate:
I am writing to ask if you can help me to persuade my husband to do less around the house. I am worried that he is going to make himself ill from exhaustion. Also, and it is hard for me to say this to him without being hurtful, I married him for his fun personality not his work ethic and I fear I am losing him to domestic drudgery. I want an equal partner, not a slave.

We have a toddler and a baby, born few months ago. During the pregnancy, I was quite tired and run down and my darling, supportive husband started to do more and more around the house and with our son (and despite a full-time, responsible job, he has always done more than his fair share of housework). I am now breastfeeding the baby, which is tough because he barely stops feeding and won't really nap anywhere except in my arms.

So this leaves my husband doing the shopping, tidying, washing and cooking. He gets up at 6am every morning to get our toddler ready for nursery, with a packed lunch, and he drops him off before he can get himself off to work. Meanwhile, I just sit around feeding the baby!

I feel permanently guilty and as if the only way I will get my husband to do less is if I do more. The thing is that I can walk away from mess and he can't.

I hugely appreciate him helping, but, beyond the basics, would rather see him sleeping or even cuddling me on the sofa rather than trying to be on top of everything. I love my husband – he is truly the sweetest, most loving, most wonderful lover and father, but I find myself resenting the fact that I barely see his fun side these days because he is so tired that he is essentially ill – and I can't help thinking it is at least partly self-inflicted

Very nice way of thinking...

How about you stop being lazy and get stuff done around the house.

You resent him for not wanting to live in filth.

I prefer dealing with men for almost all professional services.

With females, they tend to have the belief that they can get away with sub par service because feminine charms...

Example...I had to replace this female cook with a male because she didn't want to go to the market for fresh vegetables and preferred to store them in the fridge, etc.

She took certain liberties like she was a girlfriend, or sister, or cousin.

She wouldn't do stuff when you wanted it done.

The guy on the other hand was like a nice robot. 100% do as I say, no excuses.

However, for medical consultation, I'll choose female docs ten times out of ten.

Had these insane allergies in 2017 that left my battery at 1% round the clock.

I would sleep for 14 hours and still wake up tired, etc.

Saw 14 doctors multiple times that year - about 5 of them were specialists.

Only 2 of these docs came close what was troubling me and they were both female (the rest were men).

Perhaps female docs just listen better to patients, or maybe paid more attention in medical school.

bukatyne:
It was banned for a week, I registered this so both are now floating.

Ahh, so you haff join bad gang.

What did you do

bukatyne2:
I would like to read about this man.

He is a misogynist with finesse.

Sounds like a gentleman of old.

Bukatyne, what happened to your other id

Don't we have freedom of religion again?

So long as he doesn't infringe on anyone's rights, he's within his rights to keep charms, or whatever he wishes.

Olive oil, rosary, crucifix, etc...all na talisman.

Gordieshegz:
They are not even strong enough..

Ordinary 1 million boys will beat these ones.
Let alone awawa boys.

Silly beings with dirty ways.


#Spit#

It's not about physical strength.

These guys transnational organizions, with more resources than many countries.

El Chapo's son was arrested last year by an elite unit of police and military officers.

Do you know what happened?

His people unleashed so much violence that the president had to order his release.

Later, they ambushed the leading officer and killed him with over 150 bullets.

Who be 1 million boys?

illicit:
yes I know they are capable of heinous crimes but they don't do nothing new that guys here don't do.

Bro, some of these gangs skin their enemies alive.

illicit:
that's exactly what am talking about. all they got is money, they no get any weyrey for where local touts here dey.
Mara can kill for millions but do you know that Agege boys are so harmful that they can kill for nothing....

Mara no bad reach Boko Haram abi u wan argue that one

You're joking right?

Some of these gangs make even Al-Qaeda look like Boy Scouts.

southniyikaye:
My wife is insecure, she things if I make money I will go for fat ass and bigger boobs.
And have told her times without number that I love slim girls, very slim girls with flat ass like hers and medium boobs.
My type of girl is Diane of bbn
And that's how many baby is but she still wants to impress me fat yansh.
He go surprise her say if she try am,
Na tiny tiny ass girls I go carry

Maybe your wife's boyfriend likes phat asses.

How about communion?

Because Father go just carry Koro from one person mouth distribute to the rest...

ahiboilandgas:
rabiu has donated futher 3.3 billion today apart from the 1 bn ....on noise

I am telling you.

Whoever this guy is should be commended, but that Rabiu guy don drop pass $10m.

DEROX:
No my dad wanted to study medicine in oau this prof had connection to help him but he refused soy dad had to wait another year and scored 274 and was admitted on merit

I am glad he didn't help your dad cheat his way into a course like Medicine.

Incompetent doctors bury their mistakes.

Racoon:
Good riddance! Another tyrant have kissed the dust.

Not good news at all.

Imagine instability in a nuclear armed state.

If he dies, there'll be quite some turbulence from the vacuum he leaves.

And who ever becomes the new leader will surely flex his muscles to establish his or her credentials.

And it does concern you.

We are global now, so any major conflict will affect everyone.