₦airaland Forum

Lol, tomorrow you'll tell us he grinds babies for breakfast.

Kolo.

blinking001:
What is wrong in the federal government implementing RUGA? I honestly don't see anything wrong in the RUGA initiative. May God continue to give our darling president the knowledge to lead this nation right.

Cow herding is private business.

How about goat herders and those who raise poultry, catfish, rabbits, snails, pigs, grass-cutters, etc.

Will the federal government appropriate other people's land to give them as well?

Roadtoyesterday:
More like a deliberate attempt

By who?

No.

Not because of karma or morals though.

A humiliated husband can be dangerous.

He could do things he would live to regret. And in that passion driven moment, his senses leave him.

Look at this already made NEPA staff hoping to play in the NBA. You can but not with those chewing stick legs.
Standing at 186cm (6.1ft) I'm very much ok.

You do realize he's just 15.

Muscles grow rapidly with the right resistance over time.

Vega100:
Hi, I'm a man in my thirties, not into any concrete relationship, not seeking any commitment... I'm getting more interested in fvcking other peoples GF, or just flings, nothing concrete..
I am very well financially stable!!! So that's far from the problem.

How can you help me please..

I need good comments. I want to get settled.

You don't need any help

Abi what else do you want?

So which Agency then?

For real, these people na terrorist.

How you go come all the way to Anambra state, destroy person farm, still dey threaten to kill am on top?

Supan:
Op you lied. They actually fought. Though no life was lost.

I started watching it, but a little in my temperature begin rise, so I stoped.

Now I know how it ends, I can continue.

I no wan start this fine day with Boko Haram.

Bubewilson:
You never mentioned in your initial post that you live in a flat. Secondly the poisoning allegation is subjective because you don't have prove.

You live in a flat and that means shared tenancy. I assume all your dogs don't stay indoors with you.

For you to assume that your neighborhours are poisoning them suggests that the dogs prolly don't have an enclosure only you have access to. Possibly they come in contact with your neighbours which shouldn't be.

People get away with so many wrong things in this country and feel it is there right. How and why should you be keeping plenty dogs in an apartment that is not exclusive to you. It's totally wrong and you should apply caution.

You forgot to include the noise from barking.

BISIXCLUSIVE:
Those once that said I should swear and take oat if I won't betray their son...

Hope they gave you some milk too

Not strange. Not a disease.

Apparently, it happens to up to 25% of women.

Called Galactorrhea: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/galactorrhea/symptoms-causes/syc-20350431?page=0&citems=10

One of my babes, back in the day, who was a virgin, had it.

Usually caused by hormonal imbalance.

I am not a doc, so you could send her to one. I did too.

You're already a talking expert.

You have over 20 years of talking experience.

What you need now is to have TRUST in yourself, and in the words that come out of your mouth.

There's are no special things you need to say.

In fact, it doesn't matter what you say...

You only need to give yourself permission to say whatever comes to your mind, in the moment, without filtering it.

And you have to stand behind whatever comes out of your mouth, without second-guessing yourself.

If you spend a month with your buddies, will you run out of things to say?

Assume that gold bars fall out of your mouth when you speak. And that everything you say in the moment is the most important and valuable thing that could ever be said.

Edit: Don't forget...it doesn't matter how the girl responds. There will be others.

You can sacrifice this one, and many more. Just use this as an exercise in trusting yourself.

You could be pleasantly surprised in the end.

You have to trust yourself.

eni4real:
Everything is meme to cold hearted people..

You guys don't deserve the Internet!!!

Jordan, himself, made reference to the meme in his speech.

kaybaba25:
The first time I went to my in-laws house for brief introduction the man being a chief in d community asked them to go and buy me trophy me as a guy man I quickly added that I don't take beers except only malt drink which he later order for me.God saved me that day that I did not drink the beer what type of eye will they use to look at me that day I sharperly settle for the malt.
Lesson when ever u visit your to be in-laws pls and pls when they order for alcoholic drinks for you especially beer don't drink o so that u will at least look responsible my 50 cent for you.

Doesn't make sense.

Amanee:
She wasn't terrible per se, she just had strict notions of propriety and then preconceived bias towards my tribe. I'm glad that our relationship is getting better as each day passes.

She's now the one championing wedding 2020/21

This girl, where did you learn to speak beta English like this.

deltateam:
That's the biggest deception of all times. Ever wondered why man is different from them, has higher intellect, body, soul and spirit?

Better accept Jesus otherwise you will die and 'wake up' (soul) to suffer torments.


You have been told.

Have you seen your spirit or someone else's soul?

The Christian God loves you so much that he will sadistically burn you for eternity – for infractions you committed in finite time.

That's not consistent with being loving.

Don't fall for the scare tactics of manipulative people who want to compel you to certain actions.

And speaking of accepting Jesus...

So what becomes of everyone from your Adam to the Sumerians, Baylonians, Assyrians, Persians, Egyptians, etc

And of course the almost 6 billion living persons who are not Christians?

The one wey dey vex me na fake boobs an ass.

deltateam:
Its not about dying but knowing your eternal destination.

There's no "destination".

We'll go the same place plants and animals go when they die.

We become one with all.

1. Money stops nonsense.
2. Every girl is replaceable.
3. Life is not serious. We are all gonna die.

themonk:
People take sex enhancement drugs this frequent?

I last very long naturally in bed that sometimes the show goes on for hours, infact sometimes I would just want to cum and rest.

Each man and his own problems I guess.

Intercourse for hours?

My brother, there is God o.

I'm sure you can go for 48 hours sef.

davillian:
They build their life around america...
A lot of them don't know anything about Africans

What do you know about Congo, or Finland, or Mongolia?

Life is short.

There's no point in cluttering your mind with info with little relevance to you.

How many Nigerians are familiar with American rockstars and country music stars?

Same thing.

madridguy:
Correct man. I see no reason why our political class need to move around with DSS, Soldiers, Police, if they're doing the right thing.

If i be President tomorrow, i will be going around without any escort. I will even be going to the viewing center go watch football, especially El Classico night and argue with the barca people.

Kidnappers go use you do relay.

bennyann:
Nairaland can be so dissapointing... . So they've not changed. I checked the front page purposely to sight a thread about Messi's 1000th goal but couldn't find any.

What kind of coincidental forgetful unintentional mistake is this? This is becoming suspicious. Haba!

This post is slightly misleading.

I love Messi, but he hasn't scored 1,000 goals.

ernneyce:
My maximum respect goes out to any man way no dey fear woman..

More like condolences.

Ishilove:
Op what was that special reason that made you accept his marriage proposal in the first place?


Start from there first.

The usual...

- Escape from spinsterhood.

- Financial security.

iClef:
What is Redpill? I have never heard of that before. Is it like tramadol or paracetamol?

Hahaha...

My brother abeg ask am o.

Odinaka00:
But not every Nigerian in South Africa is rich

And not all Nigerian men in S.A are swimming in female birth canals.

Romeo3:
Shouldn't be a crime in Nigeria... Should be a crime against humanity. Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed by God because of things like gay practices.

Christianity has been watered down.

The Sodom & Gomorrah tale is fantasy.

Babatunde40:
Why are u all attacking me. He said he will not come back to Nigeria. He just wants to build something. He needed someone who will help him build. To convince me to do it for him, he said I will stay there with my family. That is why I accepted. I spent my time building the house for him. Now we live here. My kids school is near us. I also built a shop close to the fence where my wife sells provisions.

You see this is where our life is concentrated. The guy has nothing doing here. He just goes out every morning looking for electrical job to do and comes back empty handed in the evening. He is a pest.

My God!

A pest in his own house?

You're such an ingrate.

proclinician:
Haha lol little little prostituted they don pursue una. Na person pikin be these ones.

That's a movie scene...

Look closely at the mirror.