₦airaland Forum

The one wey dey vex me na fake boobs an ass.

deltateam:
Its not about dying but knowing your eternal destination.

There's no "destination".

We'll go the same place plants and animals go when they die.

We become one with all.

1. Money stops nonsense.
2. Every girl is replaceable.
3. Life is not serious. We are all gonna die.

themonk:
People take sex enhancement drugs this frequent?

I last very long naturally in bed that sometimes the show goes on for hours, infact sometimes I would just want to cum and rest.

Each man and his own problems I guess.

Intercourse for hours?

My brother, there is God o.

I'm sure you can go for 48 hours sef.

davillian:
They build their life around america...
A lot of them don't know anything about Africans

What do you know about Congo, or Finland, or Mongolia?

Life is short.

There's no point in cluttering your mind with info with little relevance to you.

How many Nigerians are familiar with American rockstars and country music stars?

Same thing.

madridguy:
Correct man. I see no reason why our political class need to move around with DSS, Soldiers, Police, if they're doing the right thing.

If i be President tomorrow, i will be going around without any escort. I will even be going to the viewing center go watch football, especially El Classico night and argue with the barca people.

Kidnappers go use you do relay.

bennyann:
Nairaland can be so dissapointing... . So they've not changed. I checked the front page purposely to sight a thread about Messi's 1000th goal but couldn't find any.

What kind of coincidental forgetful unintentional mistake is this? This is becoming suspicious. Haba!

This post is slightly misleading.

I love Messi, but he hasn't scored 1,000 goals.

ernneyce:
My maximum respect goes out to any man way no dey fear woman..

More like condolences.

Ishilove:
Op what was that special reason that made you accept his marriage proposal in the first place?


Start from there first.

The usual...

- Escape from spinsterhood.

- Financial security.

iClef:
What is Redpill? I have never heard of that before. Is it like tramadol or paracetamol?

Hahaha...

My brother abeg ask am o.

Odinaka00:
But not every Nigerian in South Africa is rich

And not all Nigerian men in S.A are swimming in female birth canals.

Romeo3:
Shouldn't be a crime in Nigeria... Should be a crime against humanity. Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed by God because of things like gay practices.

Christianity has been watered down.

The Sodom & Gomorrah tale is fantasy.

Babatunde40:
Why are u all attacking me. He said he will not come back to Nigeria. He just wants to build something. He needed someone who will help him build. To convince me to do it for him, he said I will stay there with my family. That is why I accepted. I spent my time building the house for him. Now we live here. My kids school is near us. I also built a shop close to the fence where my wife sells provisions.

You see this is where our life is concentrated. The guy has nothing doing here. He just goes out every morning looking for electrical job to do and comes back empty handed in the evening. He is a pest.

My God!

A pest in his own house?

You're such an ingrate.

proclinician:
Haha lol little little prostituted they don pursue una. Na person pikin be these ones.

That's a movie scene...

Look closely at the mirror.

US no deh throw big money.

China na oga right now, with billions to lend.

Switruth:
So can I put on short to see the royal man? Won’t I be branded an abomination to the throne ?

Rules are for plebs.

This medicine you are selling, we are not buying.

Omoh89:
Am telling you I asked her how did the guy get to know about your body parts if not when you guys were having sex she said no that the guy asked her to tell him something no one else knows about her... I think the award for chronic liar of the year should go to that girl

And you didn't start laughing?

Davash222:
“Pay my money”

Wetin him buy from you
You thought he’s a nice person cos he allowed you chop two plates of fish... and you expected him to pay you 15K just for a night? How much be Civil servants salary in a month?
15K for fucck wey you enjoy more than him.. Thunder faya you there!!! Anu!

My brother, agreement na agreement.

Abfinest007:
i don't know why bobrisky loves drama so much

Well, he is a girl.

trynew:
Imagine this guy didn't have evidence!

That's how another COZA would have started.

I find it very difficult to believe girls these days when dey make allegations.

Mehn, back then in 2009 or so, I get small wahala with some girl...

She threatened to tell my father I tried to rape her.

Mehn, I calm down quick quick.

Since then anytime I see rape claims, I automatically add comma.

Papanwamaikpe:
She caught me entering a brothel when I was 16. Come see beating, from the brothel to house... Then straight to our pastor for instant deliverance After every every, I begged her not to tell my dad which she agreed. That has been our little secret till today. I'll forever love you my lioness

So you didn't know which brothel she worked in

God forgive me.

MadeInTokyo:
Amaechi japa

Wetin you wan make him do?

He isn't Commando.

[quote author= post=86720195]Rule 4 to be successful in life : If you throw stones at every dogs that bark at you on the road , you will not get to where you are going.[/quote]What if the dogs are going in the same direction?

SEGLIZ:
how come you know that?
might have been a Nigerian or any nationality even a pure us citizen.
by their fruit..............

Na India get IRS scams.

Your "girlfriend".

Much better than their colleagues who rob and kidnap.

How is this not a good thing?

Your wife wanted this all along, and also already knows.

Validated:
Insurance in Nigeria is FRAUD. I insured my car and later had an accident that involved Kekenapep. I called my insurance and was shocked to discover the policy does not cover ANYTHING. The broker said what they do is give you document to avoid police harassment. Just imagine!! In 2017 I lost my mother and before then had paid premium for 4 years. The insurance company came up with issue of improper documentation at commencement, yet they were collecting premium on an improperly documented policy. The document for a policy sold to me by their own appointed agent. Stupid as they were, they sent me a demand notice in the new year for my mother that died the previous year without fulfilling their obligation. Insurance in Nigeria is a BIG SCAM. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON INSURANCE IN NIGERIA.

Which company was this?

iCauseTrouble:
It's like Seun has increased the salary of the admin in the Auto section. Imagine 4 car topics on Frontpage this early morning!!!

I swear, you will make a great comedian .