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Dis guy ehhhn! U nid to be flogged with wet bamboo stick

Yes! But only if u can be goin into d forests where BH people are hiding. Snap dem pictures and blog it
I will go and learn hausa by force so i can read.

Akamba... Nice name. sounds ebira

Ol boooy! See invasion!!!

Ok, if u insist on physical transactions, come to our office and lets talk.
14 old aba road, off artilery. Bywoji junction.
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[quote author=Rossy_Bentley]seun pls kindly help me to change my user name to ruffcoin99 thanks[/quote]Hehehe Ruffcoin Nwaba. Hw much will u pay? I can help u beg seun

[quote author=*dhtml]True, and also dhtml / html5 / ajax as a minimal requirement (responsive websites and all that)[/quote]Khai.. D way u halla dis dhtml eeeehn?
Ok' just try and says "YES" to the OP's question without adding 'dhtml'

[quote author=*dhtml]Just search google for the word "dhtml" and see what you get[/quote]Egbon, see u sef have follow to format d OP brain.

cyclops4real: by sending invitation inviting them to an event, which will include food and drink .

I'm lost.
Someone get me a gps pls

He said 3 working days? And its getting to how long now? Has he delivered yet? If not, ur transaction came when he needed money the most
If he hasnt delivered, ARREST THE BOMBOCLAT

I worked on a project long ago and i needed exactly something like this but these telecom coys dont even let anyone close to their main APi.. Bro, in as much as there's no harm in trial, u shuld as well start plannin on alternatives.
Maybe generating your own vouchers, sell em online via payment gateways and also offline distribution and purchase.

Nna ehn, u guys are simply getting d OP confused.
Simple question, u guys have taken the entire thing to css and js.
Nna na wah oh.

Naaaaa! Law firm bawo?
Go to copyrights commission.

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Why do i keep thinking about S*e*x when i read ur post?

Ok guys, why worry yourselves developing an app that will take you weeks if not months to accomplish?
We already have the School portal designed and its subscription based.
Lets do business. Get your schools to subscribe to www.sraams.com
While you keep making your money termly.

Una too dey like stress.

Ok ok ok...
I got reffered to a client on fone and booked appointment with her... On gettin to her office, i discovered she is quiet young and completely beautiful. Guys, as professional as i tried to remain, my young dude refused to be professional. Guys... Talkin and looking into her eyes finished me.
Right in front of her, konji carry me. Bonner.
Na so i siddon carry my backpack block my thing and she notice am. gosh!!! See where old man like me begin blush.
The rest of the job was done from a distance.

Carsonv: You said you went to sell Forex Training shey? That's the problem na!
God catch you redhanded as you wan swindle en shildren!

Forex ko Forestry ni.

Lmaoooooooo.
Una go kill me today oooo

[quote author=nutty_hnic]Did an Insurance Software Application presentation for some insurance guys at Lagos Island...The software has a web interface that we use to back up their database on-line....During the presentation, they asked for our previous jobs(as usual). We showed them, after i even boasted that we update and back up their database whilst the system is still being used.

It was now time to log in to the admin for the clients to see if this is true, that we do the back up on-line, which they were really concerned about cos they lost data some time ago due to the complexity the existing system takes them to carry out full back up.

I opened the admin, type first password, e no login, type again e no login.
I then opened another clients website admin to check if i could login to that one, type password, e no login.

Started dialling, Stephen.....he gave me another password. i immediately typed it, e no login.
I JUST CAST in front of like 13man and 6ladies. it was really embarrassing at that point........until i bust the c panel, scatter d tin.........[/quote]Lmaoooooo! I cant laff abegi.

I was actually already thinking about bursting the cpanel b4 i got 2where u wrote it.

Dats my hobbie bro! I burst it open and MD5 d tin again. No time!!!

From experience, account suspension is usually as a result of unpaid invoices in whmcs. Once u dont mark d invoice as paid, after few days, d invoice will mark u as.....lolz

Not sure av had any embarrasing moment sha.

If they are stopin it, they beta be ready to refund ppl. Abi?

heykims: i checked d playstore, there re many varieties of skype, plz wch one do i specifically really need to download?
Nd plz will one be charged extra for using skype or for video calling?
Anyone who is using skype sud plz giv me d gist about ow it operates...
Thanks

Oooomehn! E nor go easy oh! Ur questions are very related to... Pls does any1 knw d size of con*d*m dat wil fit me?

Sounds like a real newbie. ... And yes! They'll charge u ur normal MB to do skype just dat it'll kip drainin like water.

Plus...just get in playstore, when u see d real skype, u'll recognize it. More like u cant miss d sight of a yellow pretty damsel walkin down ur way.

Hope i was kind enof with my answers? Lolz

[quote author=Mr.Donfranko]A card I use without flaws on other foreign online companies?
Issue with my card?? Yeah Right.
3 times in a week on one company and that is not something they should look into?? Yeah Right

Anyway, we are discussing Joomla! here. Just make sure you tell those that apply through your affiliate how much renewal will cost after a 'discount facade' made by these companies.
Nice tip-off by the way.[/quote]Smh

[quote author=Mr.Donfranko]Namecheap bounced my NairaMaster Card TWICE! So much for professionalism in business. This fallible company coupled with Hostgator love discrimination A LOT.[/quote]If they bounced ur naira MasterCard, that must be becos there is an issue with ur card.
They"v Neva bounced mine and I use it like 3times every week.

Wow!!!
Can't beliv I created dis post 5yrs ago. Dang!!!

And well of cos my company partnered with inter switch this year for merchant payment gateway creation for each of the subscribing schools on www.sraams.com

OP, don't mind them joor! They always try to bring ppl down.
Meanwhile, I want to grab ur offer.
I nid a site that works exactly like yahoo.com

FEATURES:
- Live chat
- interswitch payment gateway
- online library
- customer database

How soon can u complete this pls?

Cmon bro, am sure u can handle this....just six pages
We"ll use page ids so it won't be more than 6 pages.