₦airaland Forum

Chanchit:
Pls wake me when he trek back to lagos.

CONTINUE IN YOUR SLUMBER. PDP COWS.

THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU GUYS KNOW HOW TO DO BEST.

EVEN AFTER THE KNEELINGS DOWNS , HE STILL LOSES THE ELECTION.

MAY GOD HELP HIM IN HIS RETIREMENT.

SHE OBVIOUSLY RAN OFF ABROAD TO STASH AWAY THEIR STOLEN LOOT.

GOD GO CATCH THEM ONE DAY SOON.

SmartAlex:
APC IS A PARTY SPECIALIST IN VIOLENCE...BEWARE
GEJ TILL 2019

MUMU IS IT NOT TOO LATE TO BE SHOUTING. ABEG CONCEDE UR DEFEAT AND PARK WELL MAKE BUHARI PASS.

CHANGE IS HERE FOR GOOD.

SAI BUHARI

GEJ SUPPORTERS WILL BE JUBILATING HIS FAILURE AT THE POLLS TOMORROW. THEY WILL BE HAPPY TO EMBRACE THE WIND OF CHANGE THAT WILL PROVE THAT THEY HAD BACKED THE WRONG HORSE ALL THIS WHILE.

VOTE FOR CHANGE

VOTE BUHARI

emmasege:
GEJ of course. Heaven don endorse am teete, earth only won confirm am tomorrow.

NO BE ONLY HEAVEN. NA HELL WEY ENDORSE GEJ. AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW.

SAI BUHARI

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Say no to fake change
Vote cum sai transformation
Vote cum sai jonathan
Vote cum sai pdp
Say no to fake change

ABEG SHUT UP IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO SAY.


VOTE FOR CHANGE

VOTE BUHARI/ OSINBAJO

InHim4Him:
Who wrote the speech? Can GMB read this to our hearing please?

U GET EAR?

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] If that illiterate penned half that message himself then we will go unclad and climb an MTN mast during a thunderstorm... [/color]

PLS GO AHEAD JARE.

VOTE FOR CHANGE.

MARCH4BUHARI.

continentalceo:
Buhari can't speak english fluently! So how did he manage to express himself in such an impeccable manner? Buhari is a clueless Ex-detector who is hungry sick for power and is Crying for it...well we can't be deceived! Mr man go and retire abeg! You ideas as wark! Your concepts are lame and we are sick to death with you bullshit about change, when tinubu which is the synonym for corruption is your backbone!

GEJ till 2019

SICK TO DEATH? GO DIE NAH.

MARCHBUHARIJOO

LordCenturion:
I fold my hands waiting for Wat GEJ two dogs(Fayose and FFK) will (bark) says Tomorrow,ehm, I forgot that GEJ has many robots here on nairaland sef......


CHANGE will arrive in the next 12 days..

OMO NO BE SMALL ROBOTS. DEM FULL HERE LIKE FLIES.

DAT EXPLAINS WHERE THE $20 BILLION DOLLARS OIL SUBSIDY MONEY DISAPPEARED TO.


WE DON TIRE FOR DIS BOJU-BOJU.


VOTE FOR CHANGE

VOTE BUHARI

midolian:
Nigeria’s First Lady, Patience Jonathan, on Friday took to the podium to explain to women in Akwa Ibom State the meaning of ‘corruption’.

While addressing the crowd during the Peoples Democratic Party Women Presidential Rally in Uyo, Mrs. Jonathan said the promise by the All Progressives Congress to fight corruption were “all lies”.

“Akwa Ibom people, judge o. Because we are not here for lies. We are not here for propaganda. Because their own number one campaign is corruption. As if them are not corrupt. They are not corrupt,” Mrs. Jonathan said.

“What do you call corruption? He has a house. You, are you living outside? Are you living in the forest? It’s corruption.

“In abroad, if a young boy works so hard and buy a copter, we praise the boy. But in Nigeria, if a young boy works so hard and buy a copter, we say he’s corrupt. Why?

“Why can’t we encourage the young ones to grow? Why can’t we encourage them to do better? We, our mother born us and train us, why they train us is that we should be better than them. Are we to bring the young ones down? It’s not our portion.”

Mrs. Jonathan urged the women not to vote for the APC because, according to her, they have nothing to offer.

“A bird at hand is worth a million in the bush. Nigerian women, let us shine our eyes. Women of Nigeria, are you ready to go to prison? Are you ready to go and give your father food in the prison? It is not our portion. We reject it.

“Akwa Ibom State is a PDP state. It’s not for expired drugs, because APC cannot heal you, outdated drugs cannot heal you. Let them call it any name. Just like as my husband younger brother (Governor Akpabio) have said, they will continue changing name until they will reach Ebola. And they will call it Ebola.

“You know what Ebola normally do? Although Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has said Nigeria is not Ebola country. So they cannot bring Ebola to Nigeria because Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and PDP government will wipe it off. And they will bury it, because it cannot stay here at all.

“So let them continue changing their name. If they fail this time, because I know they have failed, you will hear they will change their name again. They will change it and answer another name.”

Helen Mark, wife of Senate President, David Mark; Amina Sambo, wife of Vice President, Namadi Sambo; as well as Kema Chikwe took turns to urge the crowd to vote for the party.

Akon Eyakenyi, the Minister of Lands, Housing and Urban development, was also in attendance.

Their speeches lasted barely 10 minutes.

When it was time for Mrs. Jonathan to deliver the keynote, she rose from her seat, danced her way to the podium, and spoke for about one hour.

“A good man borns (sic) a good son. You cannot deliver what you don’t have, and that’s why he has brought somebody that can also deliver you from the APC. The one that will heal you,” Mrs. Jonathan said of Mr. Akpabio and the PDP gubernatorial candidate in the state.

The First Lady also described the PDP as a moving train that is unstoppable.

“Remember I was here in 2011 and I came here, I told you that PDP is a good party and I told you vote Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Sambo. And you know that they will never fail you. And they promised you 35 percent, and they fulfilled their 35 percent,” she said.

“So you can see that your deputy governor today is a product of 35 percent. You can see that the minister today is a product of 35 percent. So I have come again this time, 2015, to talk to you again.”

Mrs. Jonathan said the PDP would increase the quota of women’s participation in governance if the party wins in the elections.

“We are here to tell you what PDP government has done. We are here to tell you the truth,” she said.

“We are not propagandaly (sic). We are not here to deceive you. We are not here to lie for you. Because whatever we say go and search because you will see it.

“Remember when the men were campaigning, I just follow them quietly because I was waiting for them to give me go-ahead. I was waiting for them to tell me what they have for Nigerian women.

“And they told me that this time we have given you 35 percent, go and tell their women that if they vote us back, that we are going to give them 45 percent.”

“Ask them, when they were there, what did they do for you? Women of Nigeria, did they do anything for you? This is the time they have come to tell you ‘I will,’ I will what? What you did not do before, is it now that you will come and do it?

“Remember that they were in that Aso Rock before. All the things that they keep there, they did not take it. Now they want to go back there. Ask them a question, what do you forget there?

Won’t you leave Aso Rock for the new generation? Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Governor Godswill Akpabio are the new generation.”

Mrs. Jonathan also stated that President Jonathan is committed to improving the country’s health sector.

“Under SURE-P, Goodluck said that for health sector, that no woman will die again under pregnancy. He said that all Nigerian women you have died enough. Remember before PDP come into power, every 100,000 live births a women that born, 840 will die. 840 will die when they were there o.

“When the people were there o, women were afraid to born child. Women were afraid to produce the kids. They cannot produce. They are afraid, ‘I should not die.'”

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/178501-what-do-you-call-corruption-patience-jonathan-explains.html

OH HOW I LOVE THIS WOMAN. SHE NO DEY DISAPPOINT.

LAUGHING OUT LOUD UNTIL BUHARI CHASES HER BACK TO THE CREEKS.

Sharp9:
If Buhari wins this our election that coming without d said cert., i go use my SSCE apply for lecturing job for one Nigerian universities. imagine !

NO. U GO TAKE AM WIPE UR SMELLY YYAAANNNNSSSSSHHHHHH

RUBBISH POST. WASTE OF SPACE. VERY DUMB OP. THE WHOLE THING WREAKS OF SHITE

If this picture had been taken during Buhari's military regime PDP nd saTANoids for don use am do anti buhari advert.

Its happening in GEJ's regime nd more and no one is seeing anything wrong about this administration.

DIARIS GOD OOOO!!!!!

GEJ TILL NAVY STOPS HANGING PEOPLE ON TREES. SMH

LAX89:
Actually, you need to learn a lot. 'Funny Enough' is NOT appropriate in this context, rather he should've used 'Sadly enough, or tragic enough'. But I do not blame you, English is NOT your first language, and you're a victim of a failed education system which has relegated your reasoning and knowledge base below that of an animal, very sad.

SEE DIS YEYE ENGLISH TEACHER EXCRETING PUTRID FECAL MATTER FROM HIS MALODOROUS MOUTH. YOU CANNOT USE "TRAGIC ENOUGH" IN A STATEMENT. "TRAGICALLY ENOUGH" IS THE CORRECT EXPRESSION.

THIS IS NAIRALAND.

MR ENGLISH LECTURER YOU BETTER GO TO UNIVERSITY OF AKPOS TO TEACH YOUR ENGLISH THERE.

yusufu16:
This is my analysis

NICE FAKE PICS BY INSPECTOR FAYOSE. THESE FAYOSE'S LIES ARE GETTING TOO MUCH. I DON TIRE.

BUHARI TALKING SERIOUSLY ABOUT HIS GOOD AGENDA FOR NIGERIA.

FAYOSE LOOKING LIKE AN ORANGUTANG WITH HIS BIG MOUTH OPEN AND WAITING TO BE FED WITH MORE BANANAS. OOLOOSSSHHHIIIIIII.

IM QUITE SURE HIS SUIT CASE IS WELL PACKED READY TO FLEE THE WRATH OF GBH. IF HE THINKS HES TOUGH, LET HIM WAIT TILL MARCHBUHARI 29TH.

lakeside30:
HMMMMM,dis one na REAL ARMY ARRANGEMENT O, Dear lord pls let may 29 come so that this evil,wicked,failed GEJ administration can be over once and for all

#CHANGE,CHANGE,CHANGE#,#APC#,#EKONIBAJE,# #GBM# #OSINBAJO# #A+# #CORRECTGOVERNMENT# #FAIRGOVERNACE# #TRANSPERAENCY## RULEOFLAW# #ENDOFCORRUPTION#

While the Nigerian army are recapturing lost territories and interrogating boko haram captives, Nigerian police are about to embark on a strike.

4 weeks to election? Haba?

More confusion to GEJ's elbow. We don tire.

Vote GEJ out 2015


March4buhari 2015

papaejima1:
Imagine!
The idiot is sitting on an "Executive" plastic chair while our gallant troops sit on a bench.

Slide the mofo onto the dusty floor joor.
Nonsense!!!

The soldiers still think he is a woman

chinwenduebo:
Nigerian military today caught a Boko Haram tourist disguised as a woman.

See a photo(above) of the military interviewing the woman

Source: http:///rimDQ

MEDICINE AFTER DEATH.

SHAME TO GEJ AND HIS COHORTS


BUHARI COME MARCH? 2015

spaggyy:
I don't need to exchange words with you, check dis pics of yours again....wenever u are making a report be more observant

E be like say u be road safety. u didnt read that they only turned up after the victims had been extracted.

oya, find another fault. mr correcter. btw im not d op. mr teacher.

LAX89:
Whats 'Funny' about this tragedy?

My friend ("friend" go and learn more english. That "funny" is not the joke-laugh funny. It may be metaphorical. Only people like you would be looking for something to laugh about in a tragic situation like this.

So sorry the op disappointed you.

spaggyy:
Good report but u still went ahead to end it with lies...I could s men of d FRSC right der on d scene thru d pics u provided...but u said only ordinary citizens...N.B I hate FRSC

Fooooool. That was a security guard. They turned up eventually but that was long after the victims have been extracted from the vehicle. Same as the soldier. Rather than compliment or advice fellow Nls or even possibly support a safe driving campaign, you are looking for what to criticize. I bet if you were at the scene, you wouldn't even have stopped to help. yeye

THE FIRST VIDEO CLIP IS HYPED. I SMELL TAN IN OPERATION HERE.

BUHARI 2015

onyedikachukwue:
Peoples president

Correction

"peoples president"

omonnakoda:
Come on that is harsh!! Haba. No way is he an ediot. I agree he is disappointing but that is true for virtually ALL before him. When Buhari was HOS he virtually handed over to Idiagbon and I really do not see much difference between the two

GEJ went to Oyo to hand over to Alafin of Oyo

Anikulhapo:
Alaafin Be Like ' This Nigger Should Quickly Leave My Palace Jare'

Mr Wakabout. He no dey tire?

Anyway SAI Buhari 2015

adisasegun:
"A friend said he's afraid that Buhari may take us
back!!
I replied him that I would be happy if GMB can
take us back because it's always good to go back
when you've lost your way and your destination is
no longer visible.
GMB Should take us back to the era where;
1. One Dollar to 54 kobo.
2. Everything was on first come first serve .
3. There was zero tolerance for corruption
4. The OIL REFINERIES!
Port Harcourt, Warri and Kaduna were built and
operational.
5. Anybody with questionable wealth was afraid to
show up .
6. There was Zero tolerance for indiscipline.
7. Everything was in order .
8. Nigeria had no debt.
9. Neglecting your children was a crime .
10. Littering the public place was a crime.
11. 20 Oil depots were built and functioning, PTF
was managed with transparency.
12. Western world cant interfere into our business .
13. Chad invaded and we sent them packing and
decided not to harness their Land.
14. When our economy was NOT running on
generator .
15. Everybody can sleep with their eyes closed.
16. Countries like Indonesia and Malaysia need not
use Nigerians to set example on how to deal with
drug pushers.
17. Insurgents were crushed within months.
Where all these and many more was done less
than 4years oooooooo!.
Please GMB bikonu take us BACK!
take us BACK!!
We can't wait oooo!!
Take us BACCCCKKK!!!
to the good old days of this our great Country."

100 gbozassss for u. (in Abubakar Atiku's voice)

DesChyko:
So, the question is, 'Why would GEJ be the only person facing sideways while every other person is facing foward?

simple answer. He has no sense of direction.

lalasticlala:
Dele Momodu posted the picture and captioned it..

"finally we have the picture of our dear president dr goodluck jonathan at an oic summit with leaders from islamic countries..."


http://www.enjoygram.com/delemomoduovation

See him lookimg like moomoo cow.
After he and his followers will call Buhari a religious bigot.

Harrisonn:
Nice sir.

GEJ TILL 2019

GOD PUNISHU. DO I LOOK LIKE ANY OF THESE HUNGRY PEOPLE IN THIS YOUR PROPAGANDA PICTURE?

BUHARI 2015 JARE