₦airaland Forum

Go for tax . A lot to benefit

Take off , offset. These name get why

Abuja91:
One yeye lecturer in his exam will be like " who was the first driver to go through the second niger bridge and what type of car was he driving and state the date and time

Lol na so

They bite the dust

Old video

Hero of democracy

Buy once it is genuine and ok.

This is cute

Lies. And this one make front page

gasparpisciotta:
True.

I heard the guy is gay

Are you sure?

IGBOSON1:
Hope you all can see what’s going on here! The OP thrives in hunting out any report/story on insecurity in the south-east so he can come create a thread on nairaland about it just to help drive his evil agenda that ‘the south-east is burning’, and that it’s IPOB and Mazi Kanus’ fault, and also help create a atmosphere of insecurity in the region with an eye on 2023!

An unverified ‘story’ from Instagram (complete with the obligatory burning car pic) was rushed to nairaland…soon after the report on the murder of Pawpaws’ brother, just to help create that impression of ‘south-east is burning’! And there’s a mod that helped the OP rush it to front page after just three or four comments!

Hope you all can see what nairaland has turned to!

Is it happening or not ?

Is becoming scaring

Sirchiboy:
I went to one useless driving school in PH for one month to learn driving.
16 days practical and 8 days theory.
Out of the 16 days practical, only two days they used to teach me reversing.
Finished the school 4 months ago and since then I have not driven.
Just last week, I entered corrola car and I bashed it
Find it hard to know if my wheel is straight or not.
Still can not reverse well or park well

Practice makes perfect. Consistency is the key. You will get there. Sorry about the accident. Once in your shoe but now better

Toluwanise247:
Etutu Agba

Meaning?

On YouTube ?

I wont click

Recycle news

Ask D Banj

25 years is a long way

Enemyofpeace:
the federal government is planning to increase the salary of workers by 100% in January next year

Are y9u sure? That's a cheering news

ItsTutsi:
Until now, the effeminate frog voice Pandora is still waiting outside the EU building to snap pictures

Lol

Abeg don't let them reason your matter

.. so quick

Meanwhile I only read the heading

Summary please !!!

Better

Mmaduise:
Breaking:
Wall Gecko Wipes Out Family– The sprawling neighbourhood in Ogun State has been thrown into mourning after a family of six was discovered stone dead in the early hours of today.

The source of death is suspected food poisoning after wall gecko had allegedly walked on food

The victims have been identified as Mr Adeleke John Samuel, a chartered accountant; his wife , two children and two other relatives.

A source toldThe Eaglethat they are believed to have kicked the bucked after eating food on which wall gecko trampled.

The sad event was uncovered when their gateman, Mr Lawal Ojo suspected the unusual quietness in the house at full break of day.

He alerted the neighbours who broke into the house only to discover the bodies of the victims in different rooms

They were all in the sleeping posture, the source said, indicating that they probably passed on in their sleep.

According to an eyewitness: Mrs Ifenatuora Ijeoma, the poison might have ingested in the course of the family’s dinner the night before.

She reiterated that, on close inspection of the kitchen utensils, a dead wall gecko was discovered inside a pot of soup by one of the neighbours.

The Eagle reports that Wall Gecko, a small slippery house lizard native to South East Asia is now found across the world.

It had, at different times, been associated with lethal food poisoning.

According to medical practitioner who simply identified himself as Dr Omotosho : a biologist , “Geckos are ordinarily harmless. However, the lizard carries lots of bacteria in the mouth which can cause serious harm when ingested by humans.”

As at the time of filing this report, the police had waded into the matter, even as the source of death still remained a subject of conjecture.

The deceased man was aged was aged 55, the wife Mrs Pamela Adeleke was aged 50 , the children roughly aged between 13 and 19 years old, our findings show.

Fake news.i
Lies from the pit of hell

Richy4:
Nigerian post-mortem examination always comes out within 2mins of someone's demise or minutes after the discovery of someone's death ...

The pathologists are always the onlookers, gatekeepers, beer parlour patrons, market women and elders in council...

Na so. That's our ways. Lol

soundOsonic:
Welcome to Nigeria, they wouldn't eat wall gecko because it is poisonous, but they would eat snakes.
FYI wall gecko is harmless. People eat wall gecko in Asia please and please further investigation should be made.
Someone put the wall gecko in the food to cover their tracks, obviously Nigerians are not dumb to believe ingesting wall gecko can kill.

More oil to your brain. Lol

[quote author=Richy4 post=118874171] Nigerian post-mortem examination always comes out within 2mins of someone's demise or minutes after the discovery of someone's death ...

The pathologists are always the onlookers, gatekeepers, beer parlour patrons, market women and elders in council...
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Lol

He has achieved his him which is to score against Almighty Brazil. The goal is classical and indeed superb

Police and eye service

Congratulations to the boy

Pepper dem gang