₦airaland Forum

eagleeye2:
WHAAATTTTT

Electroweb:
I bought a battery recently and was told that my alternator is overcharging my battery. Is this possible? If yes what are the signs to watch out for?

Tracyomo:
Am half Lebanese and half Nigerian. My skin is natural it's not bleached.

Tracyomo:
2 face and Blackface knows better what's between them. Blackface is not a fool for calling 2face out over and over again. And 2 face knows why he has decided to seek for apology lately. There is no smoke without fire.

sylviaeo:
Make we fry water?

mexxmoney:
He and his wife are divorced and the wife has clearly brought up the child telling her so many bad things about her dad to turn her away from him...... That's what women can do

adorablepepple:
This is brutality + fatality= death

Nina4u:
Yumm yumm

lefulefu:
so u a white lady ? who come teach u to speak Nigerian pidgin english

lefulefu:
I feel up .there"s this ukranian lady I follow on facebook.she speaks Yoruba and pidgin fluently .

Nina4u:
I doubt it..

northvietnam:
you are sounding like that trained you with extorting 20 naira from innocent Nigerians.....


Ode

Nina4u:
i dey feel u.. I dey feel u die ooo Maby dis oyibo seff had some yahoo bois after her

lefulefu:
dis oyibo babe sabi better tin sha

Nina4u:
who b dis oyibo na?

Akinwale14:
Boredom again?

Davash222:
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bettercreature:
God is merciful! Unlike Sango,you reap whatever you soweth within minute

coolestchris:
real power, fvck Christianity

CharlotteFlair:
So? Doesn't Bianca look like the best pvssy? What's wrong with that? Rather than intensify burial plans for the home grown vegetable, you are longing for a woman that's not in your league.

nobleblood:
A beg women make Una go one side with Una mumu. You never get past or sense of aesthetics.

Everything must be poetry. Military, policing, youth service. All na play for where Una de

Na to redesign the uniform and shape to fit Una curve na Una know. Una go dress past the real people weh de do the real service.

For school DAT year, na dem go dress pass come class. One thing dem no know. Still you go straff dem for small thing as term paper.

See this one weh don almost twist her neck just to see her own yansh..

If he reach to quench fire or enter warfare now she go shele...? Like my aunty pikin just born boy.

Kolawole81:
I recently realise i may have TMAU, the worst thing that can ever happen to a man. I get ridiculed by my coworkers and I've heard insults from family members,( especially my mother) about my body odor. I've even had two coworkers spray perfume on me behind my back. My brother and sister cover there noses around me and sometimes avoid me altogether including my father. When I talk with my sister she puts medicated lip balm above her lip. When i am in tge midst of my friends every one lights a cigarette. I brush my teeth twice a day or after every meal and I shower two times a day. I practice good hygiene and I've changed my diet. But I've asked my sister and family if i smell and they say no. I've asked my ex-girlfriend and she is extremely honest with me and she said no. I've asked close friends of mine and they've said no. It seems to vary from time to time. Yet just yesterday on my way to buy fuel from the filling station : NOW LISTEN TO THIS..

He dropped the fuel pump, gave me a look of horror, what came out of his mouth was a shrieking cry of revulsion as he fled. People around the vicinity covered their noses and looked at me. All this despite the fact my car Windows were up. I hit the accerator on impulse to flee and almost rammed into a metal barrier. I ran home and began to cry., then I realised how stupid it was if me to cry, I locked all Windows and stuffed tissue paper to cover any hole, watched National Geographic all day, vowing never to leave my house ever again.


.....the thing is I can't smell anything bad. In fact, I smell the perfume I spray and the lotions and soaps I use. I've never had this problem before and I am very frustrated, disappointed, angry, paranoid and I can go on with a two page essay on how I feel. How am I suppose to function in the world if I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND REPULSE? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHY IS THAT PEOPLE MAKE THE FACES OR COVER THEIR NOSES BUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM DO YOU SMELL THEY LIE? YOUR HURTING MY FEELINGS BY THE THINGS YOUR DOING AND NOT LYING TO MY FACE WHEN I CONFRONT YOU............ I really can't smell anything bad about myself and truthfully I am withdrawing from family and friends and on the verge of committing suicide. Why should I have to cope with this problem I have no control over and expect the world to be understanding and compassionate................

Perhaps u should stop using bar soap n use shower gel/ liquid soap from shoprite instead. Cos most soap n lotion for that country na kparuff

SuperSuave:
but what of the CT scan news? nawa for this people o! carry ur wahala dey go abeg