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206 B in a B....206 bones in a body(human)


7D in a W.... 7 days in a week


12 S of the Z.....12 signs of the Zodiac


26L of the A... 26 Letters of the Alphabet


7W of the W....7 wonders of the world


64 stations on a compact bouquet


52 cards in a poker


18 hrs on the global clock

I am tired of this no-money isssh jare...Parle no gree drop something... I wish I stayed back in my room back in school...at least, I would still be getting my monthly allawee.. I and my friend, a prospective corp member just roam the streets.. 17days to go!

I dont ask...I only suddenly keep quiet after a long talk... lean forward to her(when we on the bed)...stroke her hair or cuddle her cheek...I can't pinpoint exactly how kissing comes in...and from there, to another and to another... well, she's my gf....

charix:
Musiwa is one person with a hundred accounts who has discussions with himself and sometimes corrects his errors and thanks himself. Tpia is another example. Cramjones an example. Palmwinetapper another example. Multiple account users full the politics section so its nothing new.

Don't form holy because you got caught. Many people who troll with multiple accounts do it to cure boredom.

And this got me rolling on the floor....haha, discussing with ones self? That's the greatest height of boredom...its weird and needs psychological attention.

nawtibownie:
Could it be that the first 13 people to comment created an account here so as to drop a comment concerning this?

that's pretty confusing ....got about 4 now...Something is fishy here

Vinshu:
Sex is fun indeed. But for the lady involved, it sparks a lot of risks. What if the guy changes his mind? Like he is no longer interested? It is no connection. Once two are married the connection is already there then the fun comes in as both are bound. Not fucking like bf and gf which the bf can swith at any point to the next gf and leave the initial gf in the cold.

It's easier and fun for men but not recommended for ladies. Most ladies who indulge in it are pressurised by the men and some end up being dumped.

I still don't understand why ladies feel cheated when it comes to leaving each other after the deed..I as a man feel its a "we did it" thing and not "I did it"... Can't it be the other way round - something like 'I dumped the guy after we had s*x'...its high time the ladies see it this way...

kosplateau:
chose ..

Thanks

Humblega:
No more in d list.....Akwaibom, c/river, delta, fct, Imo, Kaduna, Kwara, Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, and Rivers

By monday, only yobe, borno, and bauchi will remain.

psstttt...sit there and whine yourself... I registered this evening, sept28... I understood how the survey works...I told nysc my visited states were Taraba, Gombe, Sokoto, Kano, Cross River, Kebbi, Niger... of which those were the states i don't want to serve.. I had the luxury of choosing from all other states except Akwa Ibom, Lagos and Abuja.. the rest were there smiling at me... the first option was about 22... 2nd was 14 or so. while the 3rd was around 10... I choosed Bayelsa (hmm, that's what i want so i can port to PH or Delta if the need be), Ogun(For Lagos sake), and Nazarrawa(for Abj's sake)...

onuwaje:
If dem leave all of una, na like dis all the states and number of corpers go be; (As follows)...
Akwa Ibom - 1billion + corpers
Anambra - 5000 corpers
Abia - 10 corpers
Adamawa - 5 corpers
Abuja - 1million + corpers
Benue - 35 corpers
Bauchi - 10 corpers
Borno - No corper found
Bayelsa - 1 corper
Cross-Rivers - 100 corpers
Delta - 100,000 corpers
Edo - 100 corpers
Ebonyi - 10 corpers
Enugu - 1billion + and still counting
Imo - 50 corpers
Rivers - 1million + corpers
Kogi - Still searching
Ondo - 10 corpers
Ogun - 10 corpers
Osun - 15 corpers
ekiti - 30 corpers
Lagos - 1million + corpers
Oyo - 50 corpers
Kwara - 60 corpers
Niger - 10 corpers
Kebbi - Not More than 1 corper
Sokoto - Only 1 guy in this room will be there (He says its Sokoto or death for him)
Zamfara - Only Yerima and family scheduled to serve there for now
Kaduna - 50 corpers
Katsina - 10 corpers
Kano - 10 corpers
Jigawa - 5 corpers
Plateau - 60 corpers
Nassarawa - 10 corpers
Taraba - 10 corpers
Gombe - (No corper found yet)
Yobe - (Waiting for 2016 batch A to see any corper) #copied

At least, burlah4u2c and Linzo chose Bayelsa as their first choice.. We weren't forced to, we wanted it.

utenwuson:
bornu, yobe n Adamawa

Are you been serious here? Bornu ke?

Linzo:
I chosed Bayelsa, anambra, oyo

.. Choosed Bayelsa, Nazarawa and Ogun

mashnino:
You are just lazy

When people were registering where was you..

So you expected them to reserve space for you cos na u get NYSC bah

Just stop making noise

Naija is no place u wait for someone to give u food.. U eida stand up and grab or u sit and drown

The initiative is very good.. It fame with some little issues but when it comes with choosing of state.. There was no problem there

When the number of people per state reaches. The system removes the state from the list...

Why will dey go dere and remove states.. To give to their grand children?

Abeg stop being lazy and chose adamawa and den afterwards u can redeploy

And if we all were to register the same day, what could have happened? I don't see any reason why one should rush after all the registration spans from sept 8- oct9...Well, I still haven't registered.. observing the happenings so I can do mine without error.. Its just my simple reason why I haven't registered yet...

I don't actually buy that idea of first come, first serve... Statistics has taught us random sampling....

SPG4U:
why dat guy in white trouser come stand like dat

can't stop laughing... see stance... deep inside him, he was beefing their glory..
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buh babe, wetin ur eye find go there sef..ahn ahn

Horllamideh:
i have a sister here too(a unilorite),from oyo states....she told me she saw 21 states and she chose Delta,Lagos and Niger

That sounds nice after all....I still wanna know if one has the luxury of selecting one..

Emyben:
I registered today and i had the luxury of picking from 21 states. I chosed Rivers, Oyo and Enugu even tho they clearly told me that it was a trial survey and am not guaranteed deployment to my chosen states.

Its all luck tho cos the lady before me in the cafe had just 7 states to pick from while i had 21 even tho Akwa Ibom my first choice was conspicuously missing, sane with FCT and Lagos

I hope to be lucky when I do my registration later this weekend... That for sure means its not 9northern state left after all... do u mind telling me ur 3 catchment area: school, residence, state of origin... I just wanna know on what ground did you have a whole 21 state to select from...

hmmm....I've not even registered. Only God knows if only 2 states will be available for me to pick from...That just wouldn't be fair! pls guys, are we allowed to pick just one state instead of forcefully selecting 3 from the available states? I feel better if I choose only Gombe and I know for sure that's where I am going. Why choose 3 and ur mind start wandering about where u finally will land?

mayorbaron:
Hello guys, will be leaving for camp by oct 2015 batchB. Pls where do u guys think they will post a geologist

same here too. I read geology...Oct 2015 batch B too....if u get an answer whatsoever, pls let me know....burlah4u2c@gmail.com

chudidonas:
What is the allowable number of days/months to stay away without your wife... Is 2weeks on, 2weeks off too bad.... Na wa o!

that kind of routine is just too perfect...as in, why would my wife cheat if I will be away for 2weeks knowing fully well i will be back..how about those wives who have their husband come home on saturday and leave by sunday? isn't that crazier than the 2weeks stuff?

Bossforeva:
2 peter 3 :3-9 ofcourse i know you don't Bible, so please Google it.

Thanks man.. I can't but help read the whole chapter...verse 9 says it all... 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.... and thats it..The OP needs see this..

Anas09:
Like a thief in the night he shall come.
2Peter 3: 3-5.
3 Knowing this therefore that there shall come in the last days, scoffers, walking after their own lust
4 and saying, Where is the promise of his coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
5 For this they willing are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of water and in the water.
7. But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word and kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgement and pedition of ungodly men.
8. But, belovedn be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
9. The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some mencount slackness, but is longsuffering,towards, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
10. But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night...

I just can't cry seeing ur reply... just too perfect... Thanks ...All this words are from the bible..OP, pls learn and read that part of the bilbe where they said 'all this are the signs of the 2nd coming'(I just need someone to tell me the exact verse and the things written before that statement...i just know its there in the bible) and analyze it for urself if all this things are not happening yet... before you get some people (like myself) confused... I so much love the no. 9..God am grateful for giving us more grace...

Olami90:
Dis Op na werey guy.


Loool @ " go get a lawyer" (I remember a thread a romancelander created som days ago abt phrases dat sends gal to psychiatric home, unleashing their anger).. I love dat mehn.mak her head scatter. 'Awon werey omo"

Gals and their selfishness. She fit dey[b] straff anoda guy somwia o[/b], she wan con turn u to conductor (hanging).

and to dey straff another guy somewhere come dey do werey for me na him dey pain me pass... it was until the friend of my friend's friend just jabo when we dey discuss girl matter say na him neigbour dey straff this particular girl wey I wan kill myself on top na him my hand drop...my guy, I was so shocked.... I sha push my thing codedly until i got to fvck this gal o...since then wey girls don teach me, my eye don cleaaarrrr...

go download tweakbit driver updater.. find the crack too so you can update ur hp drivers automatically...

Gwan2:
My plight with both d past and present government of Nigeria is there inability to extract technical and useful information from diz captured militants....4 heaven sake take diz idiots to an unknown cells, inject them to give u som useful tip off and also brainwash dem enuf dat even wen released dey wil b harmless..I fink BH is mor sophisticated in terms of military warfare dan d naija army.Reasons being how dey brainwash diz female suïcide bombers.
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Fightin terrorism goes beyond fire for fire combat, if it means legalizing d use of jazz in d military as our only option to fight d insurgence so b it.
Lemme state an instance, there was an uproar som months back for US to close its military base in Guantánamo bay becos of hw dey extract their info frm diz suspected terrorist, it wz said to b inhuman.
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Dey inject diz guyz with a drug dat inhibits sleep 4 days even though u wil b feelin intense sleep, dat enough makes d prisoners to almost b in a mental illness state, at dat point dey begin to talk many tins which d informative part will b takin and used. Daz is d worst form of PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE. But it helps because once d suspect is released, he is already brainwashed.
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If only we had a gud intelligence agency, releasing BH detainees wont b a big ish..cos u wil mor or less b releasing naija army informants to dia camp.

Man, you are really making sense... Biochemists, where are you? Inject some shit into these guys and let them vomit the plans... afterall, they were captured unaware..

my stake for tonight... what do you think?

BackDatAssUp:
Parasite you will do well by start planting cocoa

If buhari bails out Osun with our oil money then that is the end of this useless nigeria

It's now glaring that you think with your brain shoved up ur butt. Always think outside the box. That I said federal government should interfere does not necessarily mean they should support with funds which is federal (after all, each state has its own allocation).

TheOtherview:
Remi Oyeyemi, whose views I do not always share, is absolutely right to draw attention to the harrowing conditions which beset civil servants in Osun. Having tried to draw attention to the lack of fiscal transparency in some of states, in the past, I am very concerned about the ill-fated decisions which account for the current crisis.

Is Ogbeni truly guilty of keeping two versions of the state's wage bill as implied below? Inquiring minds want to know!



Whatever the case is; I am making a public appeal for the adoption and implementation of an Open Data Policy across all states in the federation, henceforth

SECONDED!
That man mismanaged the inflow on excess campaign, calling musicians like osupa and all other non-sensical stuffs... He should be brought to book.

BackDatAssUp:
Federal govt should come and bail you out with oyel money


Better start planting cocoa


Lazy Taju

why do you think with ur butt? Must you always shove in tribalism in all matters? May common sense run and overtake you this month lagbara olorun.

amosade:
Get instant airtime in Kong survey. Enter Amos Adeola for "who invited you"

explain better and tell me how sure am I to get my airtime.

I just wish the Federal Government interfere. It's already gotten out of hand. It's affecting me seriously as my dad is affected. I am in my finals as an undergraduate and I couldn't even pay up little bills for my special project. This must stop!!!
Mods should do the needful and let this make frontpage. We really need to stop this wickedness.

bukatyne:
The husband is very intelligent

If the wife cheated with a white, they would have a bi-racial kid and not white.

My guess is mutation, surrogancy or switched babies.

well well my brother, I hope you have heard about dominant and recessive genes/traits

drone? I bet it works only because chinese guys use the technology they expected them to use - cameras, phones, wireless connections revealing answers, earpiece and others. Come to nigeria and tell me you will detect thin strip of tiny written paper slipped between my laminated course form!