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Chai!!

WESTSIDE NIGERIA

A region where everyone have a first class in Human anatomy

Let this Short man stop calling BUHARI name in his campaign before he start loosing supporter

If he stop calling BUHARI name, we will not remember that he worked as a Vice to a chronic Failure


SUPPORT JESUS and MOHAMMED for President 2023[b][/b]

If many guys know how large and wide stuff this small-small girls are carrying in-between their legs they will run for their life.

On Easter day, my neighbor daughter who is just 15years, went out with a group of friends (3 in numbers) to a hotel to swim and have fun. On reaching there, her friend who is also a pastor took them to a room in the hotel, she said the guy were very many, wearing only boxers, smoking and drinking. Base on her report she said, that she told them that she is not going to enter the hotel room filled with boys and she thought they came for swimming not see boys and she left immediately. It was confirmed because she came home earlier just within 15 - 20 minutes after she left with her friends, we were even shocked and wondered what happened, she returned ealier.

Fast forward to 3 days ago. She said that 2 of her friends were raped with other girls who came too.
The most funny thing is that, this girls are behaving normal like nothing even happened to them, and they did not file any report to the police or tell their parents

GUY Forgive her. No one holy pass



As a woman, when those stupid Redpills idi*ts says virgins ladies don't cheat, I shake my head and weep for their ignorance.

No one love a good dick, I mean a very good dick than virgins. They hear stories from their friends and they compare and contrast, and they want to explore. Do you know your virgin wife do have fantasy of fucking that your handsome, caring friend who comes around to visit you?

Na God the give good wife weather virgin or not, if she go hoe around she go do am

This is beautiful and nice, until when NEPA carry light and elevator no work, that is the day you will cherish the Hut in your village to Dubai.



Don't ever pray for what you are not ready to face repercussion when it surfaces.

If I were to be in your shoes, I will quit the job and also follow her.

My Ex-boyfriend did same for me to prove his undying love for me.


Be a wise man and prove your love to her by quitting and I bet you she will never ever let you go, even though I left my Ex-boyfriend I still respect him for what he did.

If your are below 50years in Nigeria, and still want an ancestor and antiquity like TINUBU to be our next president come 2023, after 8years of suffering under BUHARI regime, IT IS ONLY GOD THAT WILL PUNISH YOU!!!


Let us leave tribalism, religion and sentiments aside.

TINUBU is a not healthy and he has questionable wealth, educational background etc.

I have both my PVC and International Passport ready, I will vote for my choice if he no win and I japa.

I will accept any body as my president apart from ATIKU, ADAMU, BELLO, KALU, WIKE, OKOROCHA or TINUBU [b][/b]

How long we will keep telling Gullible Nigerians, that pulling large crowd don't win elections over here.


Na who rig pass and who settle pass the win election.


Sen. Adeleke go try but maybe na next time he go win, no be this one yet[color=#990000][/color].

TWO MUMU CLUB

Breaking News!!!


My Inlaw who is a cleaner at Old Stratford, just told me through email, that TUCHEL told HARVERT to kneel down and raise his two hand up also closing his eyes, while he give his pep-talk to the rest of the team.


I wish I can just head boot that guy on his teeth.

wiseone28:
Why telling us

Boyfriend na achievement?






Chelsea to win with a small margin.

Boss, Na small small he go soon upgrade me to Fiancée in three market days.


As for Chelsea matter, that one na sure Odd. Bros

Please, I'll like to ask a question, and the question is for all usual disappointed united fans

How is the gengen pressing style of football played?

Because what am watching here with my boyfriend, is very embarrassing

Manshitters are neither gengenring nor pressing :-

My condolences to all Manshitter united fan, it will soon pass. insha allah

Another wonderful rainy Thursday evening, for me to use the tears of MAN-DisappointmentChester United Fans, to wash my pants tomorrow morning.


If Chelshit don't winner Manshitter United today na Ogun go kill them!!!


FAKE GOAT is also heading to conference League to play GO EAGLES next season

YWNA!!!!!


AM A RED4LIFE!!!!


LIV 4 - 0 VIL

I hope it has been well tested and certified from a professional Engineer?

Because I don't want to start seeing headline of Fire out break in people home, caused by a funny looking device.

The story sound too fake

BABE my Dad is not useless oooo or a pig oooo

Anyways let the Vawulence continue [b][/b]

Data and Toiletries

BIG LADIES & GENTLE BOYS!!!

I have few seconds lefts to win a Bet price cash of 10,000 Naira from my Lovely sweet Boyfriend who is a MAN-DisappointmentChester United Fan.





I you love BABY
No worry I go carry am cook better Real Original MESSI GOAT pepper soup for you later

Thank you Barrister Bruno, Baby Burna LOVE YOU!!

Please someone should advise the 100Tapin fake Goat , to please run far far away from MAN-DisappointmentChester United, after this season because those his over sized boots team mates and their sh*tty management don't deserve his kind of quality.
And I will love to still laugh at him in the Next Champion league season in either PARIS, LISBON or MUNICH

Also in Addition, Ten Hag will be coming to rebuild the team, so I don't see them winning trophies in two years time.

Finally, Let us blame uncle Raff since uncle Maguire is not playing today, or we should insult Barrister Bruno pending when uncle Maguire comes in, in the second half when they are loosing 3goals to 1.

Arsenal done put One ooooo.
Let the disappointment begin, LADIES & GENTLE BOYS


At least no Maguire to blame for their failure today and their Star Fake GOAT is playing today too

Way forward.
The crime was committed by the student not the school.

It's high time we also start sharing condoms and Postnor II to both Primary and Secondary children.
because they now know more than what we use to know(knew)

Another beautiful day of disappointment, from MAN-Disappointmentchester United.


Make I sharp my mouth ready, to laugh my Boyfriend

Even if I don't like Nigerians, but they is something I like about them and respect them.

You should never F*ck with them, most especially this African countries.

Because if they come for you, YOU OWN DONE FINISH!!!


They fight can fight dirty between themselves but if you mess with any of them, fight go change face

Congratulations!


Your girl is now a celebrity wow!!
God have done it for you

Very simple Buy her a CONDOM

If you can't do that, BUY one and snick it into her bag.

Before another paternity drama go start, or another SIMP wailing and asking questions here, on what is wrong with his shrinking dick [color=#990000][/color]

You saved Me by ZULE ZOO FT. PORTABLE

Have consulted Angel UGM?

Na that one sure pass