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Religion / Re: Baby Born Without Vagina "Receives A Vagina At Bushiri's Church" (video) by BusinessAnalyst: 12:14am On Dec 31, 2016
...And somebody will stick something inside that hole later, fake holes everywhere undecided

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Romance / Re: I Want To Break Up With Her But I'm Confused. by BusinessAnalyst: 7:32pm On Dec 29, 2016
That's why it dangerous to fall in love with girls. I have always been saying it; Guys don't fall in love cos they don't deserve it, just like but pretend as if you love.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Break Up With Her But I'm Confused. by BusinessAnalyst: 7:28pm On Dec 29, 2016
OP, I understand how you feel. It could be painful but not a big deal. Save your heart for someone that cares. There is no time to impress or pamper anyone. She acts silly, you drop her like a bad habit. She may think you are not the best for her but you are someone's favourite.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Break Up With Her But I'm Confused. by BusinessAnalyst: 7:19pm On Dec 29, 2016
daewoorazer:
Haaaaa... What's important in her replying you?




I'm sure you are the type that uses high pitched, very special alarm tone to welcome d arrival of gal's chats.


Do u also check ur phone every minute in case she replies?

Did u save her number with such: #ifemi, #mySunInTheclowds, #eyinfunjowo, #earthwormInMySoil etc?











My friend, you are a loverlover











Delete her number so fast and start ignoring her calls and chats. If she feels remorseful, turn her into sidechick, while u lookout for another damsel, else, still find another damsel and FORGET her totally








ZANGA





That's the best strategy.... you have said it all.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: New All Christians Dating Whatsapp Group. by BusinessAnalyst: 1:42am On Dec 25, 2016
please add me 08037533846

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Romance / Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by BusinessAnalyst: 7:34pm On Dec 21, 2016
Enoxxy:
This is just sad. Already so exposed sexually at such a young age. I feel if she is be counselled properly and the government takes us responsibility for her, she can grow up to become a useful member of the society. kiss
Did you just say 'useful'? Ayam nor understanding cool
Romance / Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by BusinessAnalyst: 7:28pm On Dec 21, 2016
NickleTheory:
Did you say 17?...looks more like 71.
That's the influence of too much sex on her life

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Politics / Re: Ambode Confirms The Sale Of Lake Rice Will Commence Tomorrow by BusinessAnalyst: 5:22pm On Dec 21, 2016
Sandydayziz:

Same ques on my mind... Nd m wondering wah brought the idea 'Lake' Who has an idea?
LAgos-KEbbi rice

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Career / Re: BREAKING: Why Some Nigerian Civil Servants Have Not Received November Salary by BusinessAnalyst: 5:08pm On Dec 21, 2016
chinjo:

Flimsy excuse. how many agencies employed within the past twelve months? Story for the gods
Some ministries usually carry out shady recruitment. They don't need to advertise it but underground things are going on. Man-know-man stuff, this is Nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BusinessAnalyst: 4:34pm On Dec 21, 2016
elampiro:


Jones and Smalling are fit, we are covered for the period Bailly will be away. Smalling played full season 2015/2016. Jones is still going.

I think this new guy looks too good to be missed out. If what I see on youtube is what he does normal, he will just send everyone to the bench soon. But sometimes you don't see a player's errors on youtube.

Sometimes it looks like I see Stam in him, then Ferdinand, then Vidic. One thing very obvious, he is better than all these guys at using the ball with his feet. He has the control of a midfielder.
That's interesting! I quite agree with you but as you have stated one can't see player's errors on YouTube. We anticipated and expected too much from Depay based on his YouTube assessment but what did we get eventually? I am not saying Depay is not good, we can see the prospect in him but to be a United-type of player is another thing entirely. I like all the attributes of the guy and I pray he hits the ground running once he arrives.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BusinessAnalyst: 2:07pm On Dec 21, 2016
elrony:


Rojo is a specialist LCB abeg...and an otondo LB... I'm only worried about Jones injury record;this might be his breakthrough season grin
grin Let's hope so bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BusinessAnalyst: 11:41am On Dec 21, 2016
elrony:


Bailly and smalling have been out for a while and the two deputising have held their fort as surprising as it seems.

Dunno why we Jose wants a CB,buh he's the boss and sees every tho...so make i kukuma siddon dey watch.
Any quality addition to the team is welcomed.
grin
As I said earlier, we all know that Jones is prone to injury and due to the fact that Rojo is not a specialist in that role but just being played due to injuries to the CBs. JM is someone that likes specialists not utilities players. So I think it make sense to have a specialist in that role but if Lindelof would be a good buy, only time will tell.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BusinessAnalyst: 11:32am On Dec 21, 2016
Odunharry:
fans reaction on twitter.
That's fine then
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BusinessAnalyst: 11:15pm On Dec 20, 2016
Odunharry:

Rojo is decent.
We need replacement for Val very soon and the injury prone Shaw.

Darmian is slow and honestly, i feel pity for him when wingers take turn to play with him.
Lol, is not only you seriously. But we shouldn't forget that he's being played out of position. Darmian is a natural right full back but being played on the left to accommodate Valencia brilliance.
You are right, we need a replacement for Valencia. Let's see what Mourinho has got for us in Lindelof. As far as I am concerned, it's a done deal already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by BusinessAnalyst: 10:46pm On Dec 20, 2016
elrony:


Read the Club president for Benfica was at Manchester to discuss a £38m move for the swede.

We are covered at CB to a great extent, if it was a RB or LB I for no reason am sef.
Bailly is leaving for ACN in January and fitness of Smalling and Jones is not guaranteed on a run of matches. So the need for a new defender.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Returnee Graduates Struggle As Employers Snub Foreign Degrees by BusinessAnalyst: 7:25am On Dec 19, 2016
Unclerukus:
My friend, those schools you listed there, an average or even many rich Nigerians can't afford it, Nigerians that go there are mostly children of billionaires and elites. They wouldn't even consider coming to Nigeria to search for job,why should they when to graduate from an IVY league school is considered a very huge achievement even abroad they are seen as demigods, they can't afford to pay them, most are retained there by multinationals or manage family business. My cousin attended a world top 100 university (university of abertay), finished with distinction but still couldn't get a job( he read chemical engineering), he's in the US now, fully employed. To correct you, no university in Nigeria is close to being on par with Birmingham, light years ahead, we can't even compete with north African and south African universities. poor funding, old and archaic syllabus and embarrassingly low rankings.
You are right but I just wanted to correct the notion that returnee graduates are finding it difficult to secure jobs in Nigeria. My point is if those that attend IVY league schools in US, UK and Canada decide to return, high profile jobs would be easily secured by them. To correct your notion on Birmingham being far ahead of some of our best unis here, I disagree with that sir. Birmingham, Portsmouth and the likes are not usually meant for the best brains. Those unis are there for money only not minding the brain.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Returnee Graduates Struggle As Employers Snub Foreign Degrees by BusinessAnalyst: 2:01pm On Dec 18, 2016
AdisaOwala:


Another Ignorant Fellow on the verge of wasting millions of Naira!!

Guy - The possibility of relocating permanently should be the reason for travelling abroad to obtain a foreign degree. If you think a Foreign Certificate still has the same prestige in Nigeria as before, you are on a loooooooong thing.
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AdisaOwala:


Another Ignorant Fellow on the verge of wasting millions of Naira!!

Guy - The possibility of relocating permanently should be the reason for travelling abroad to obtain a foreign degree. If you think a Foreign Certificate still has the same prestige in Nigeria as before, you are on a loooooooong thing.
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AdisaOwala:


Another Ignorant Fellow on the verge of wasting millions of Naira!!

Guy - The possibility of relocating permanently should be the reason for travelling abroad to obtain a foreign degree. If you think a Foreign Certificate still has the same prestige in Nigeria as before, you are on a loooooooong thing.
Guy, shrove that to your a.ss please. If you are not affluent enough to afford it don't deceive others that crave for better education.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Returnee Graduates Struggle As Employers Snub Foreign Degrees by BusinessAnalyst: 12:44pm On Dec 18, 2016
says who? Do you want to compare certificates from Birmingham with Harvard, UCL, MIT, UT etc? Naah, I beg to disagree. This is just a case of one out of hundred and Birmingham is just an upgrade on some of the Unis here if not on par, thus, it doesn't seem a valid argument. Make no mistake about it, foreign certificates; especially from ivy league schools in the UK, US and Canada are far better and secure job easily in Nigeria.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by BusinessAnalyst: 9:58am On Dec 18, 2016
jaymantin:
Hello house, please I need someone to enlighten me on SMS below, what are they into and if it is those agency that will ask you to register and later assist you secure an interview?



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It's GNLD
Romance / Re: Is Your Man Using You? (ladies Come In) by BusinessAnalyst: 9:08am On Dec 16, 2016
NairalandDSS:
Here are few classic ways to know the truth behind his love. Read on…

Changes in behaviour: Does your guy show different types of mood and behaviour towards you? Then he might not be in love with you. Notice, if your man is changing his behaviour before and after meeting you, then, it is a clear sign that he is using you. A selfish man will butter you when he needs or else would consider you nothing!

Make ex jealous: Did he have a bad past relationship? If he has shared with you then try to see whether he talks about taking revenge with his ex and make her jealous. Getting cheated or betrayed hurts the ego of a man and revenge is the best option to feel light. If he is trying to take you at places where his ex can notice the two of you, then it can show that he is trying to use you.

Arm candy: A girl can clearly make out that her man is not interested in her if he tries to treat you as his arm candy. Just to show off to friends, many men date hot chicks. If your guy tries to come extremely close to you in public places or in front of his friends then it shows that he is not really in love with you but, just using you to get popularity. If your guy is not treating you the same way when you two are alone then it is clear that you are not his love. This is a sign to know the hidden intentions of a man.

Physical love: Love is more based on physical proximity than mental. In the beginning, physical love is more stronger in the lives of a couple. But, there are many men who control themselves till the right time comes. If your guy tries to get physically close to you (with or without your consent) then he is using you for wrong intentions. Test him. Avoid letting him come close to you for few days or weeks and see his response. You can judge accordingly.
http://www.jeloser.info/2016/12/is-your-man-using-you.html

lalasticlala mynd44
TRASH![s]
NairalandDSS:
Here are few classic ways to know the truth behind his love. Read on…

Changes in behaviour: Does your guy show different types of mood and behaviour towards you? Then he might not be in love with you. Notice, if your man is changing his behaviour before and after meeting you, then, it is a clear sign that he is using you. A selfish man will butter you when he needs or else would consider you nothing!

Make ex jealous: Did he have a bad past relationship? If he has shared with you then try to see whether he talks about taking revenge with his ex and make her jealous. Getting cheated or betrayed hurts the ego of a man and revenge is the best option to feel light. If he is trying to take you at places where his ex can notice the two of you, then it can show that he is trying to use you.

Arm candy: A girl can clearly make out that her man is not interested in her if he tries to treat you as his arm candy. Just to show off to friends, many men date hot chicks. If your guy tries to come extremely close to you in public places or in front of his friends then it shows that he is not really in love with you but, just using you to get popularity. If your guy is not treating you the same way when you two are alone then it is clear that you are not his love. This is a sign to know the hidden intentions of a man.

Physical love: Love is more based on physical proximity than mental. In the beginning, physical love is more stronger in the lives of a couple. But, there are many men who control themselves till the right time comes. If your guy tries to get physically close to you (with or without your consent) then he is using you for wrong intentions. Test him. Avoid letting him come close to you for few days or weeks and see his response. You can judge accordingly.
http://www.jeloser.info/2016/12/is-your-man-using-you.html

lalasticlala mynd44
TRASH![/s]
NairalandDSS:
Here are few classic ways to know the truth behind his love. Read on…

Changes in behaviour: Does your guy show different types of mood and behaviour towards you? Then he might not be in love with you. Notice, if your man is changing his behaviour before and after meeting you, then, it is a clear sign that he is using you. A selfish man will butter you when he needs or else would consider you nothing!

Make ex jealous: Did he have a bad past relationship? If he has shared with you then try to see whether he talks about taking revenge with his ex and make her jealous. Getting cheated or betrayed hurts the ego of a man and revenge is the best option to feel light. If he is trying to take you at places where his ex can notice the two of you, then it can show that he is trying to use you.

Arm candy: A girl can clearly make out that her man is not interested in her if he tries to treat you as his arm candy. Just to show off to friends, many men date hot chicks. If your guy tries to come extremely close to you in public places or in front of his friends then it shows that he is not really in love with you but, just using you to get popularity. If your guy is not treating you the same way when you two are alone then it is clear that you are not his love. This is a sign to know the hidden intentions of a man.

Physical love: Love is more based on physical proximity than mental. In the beginning, physical love is more stronger in the lives of a couple. But, there are many men who control themselves till the right time comes. If your guy tries to get physically close to you (with or without your consent) then he is using you for wrong intentions. Test him. Avoid letting him come close to you for few days or weeks and see his response. You can judge accordingly.
http://www.jeloser.info/2016/12/is-your-man-using-you.html

lalasticlala mynd44
TRASH! #ThrowsIntheDustbin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invite From TGI Group by BusinessAnalyst: 8:16am On Dec 16, 2016
finnie911:

Yh...an executive chat was conducted yesterday.
Please what course did you study for your MSc?
Politics / Re: Thick Black Particles: Trouble In Port-Harcourt City!! by BusinessAnalyst: 2:14pm On Dec 08, 2016
This should not be attributed to climate change but just an imprint of environmental pollution. Climate change can only be noted after a decade (10 years) of occurrence. Nevertheless, this is very dangerous to health. It darkens the lung and liver and ultimately lead to cancer. Many tonnes of it inhaled over time causes serious health issues.

Where does it come from? It's not a rock science; it's from pollution of the environment through burning of fossil fuel (hydrocarbon) which can ultimately be from the activities of pipeline vandalism, illegal oil refinery, fertilizer/battery production or uncensored activities of the oil companies.

Let it be known today that, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction and for every choice, there is a consequence. Say no to pipeline vandalism and illegal oil bunkering. Every agitation should be pursued legally not endangering the life of many generations.
NYSC / Re: Contact Us For Your Business Plans and Proposals by BusinessAnalyst: 10:45am On Dec 08, 2016
still on
Business / Re: Contact Us For Your Business Plans/proposals And Feasibility Studies by BusinessAnalyst: 10:45am On Dec 08, 2016
still on
Politics / Re: Fayose Condemns Removal Of Wike’s CSO, Accuses FG by BusinessAnalyst: 10:09am On Dec 06, 2016
Horlufemi:


Where was False when Police did not allow a sitting governor of Rivers. If Fayose condemned it then then now it would have been good. but today he has no moral right to condemn
#clearthroat! Where was he when Police did not allow a seating governor to perform his legitimate duties...Karma is a bit.ch!

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Education / Re: Do You Still Remember All These Books? (Pictured) by BusinessAnalyst: 11:55pm On Nov 27, 2016
Op left these out:

Akin goes to school
Òkèlè Dì'tán
Things fall apart
The gods are not to blame

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Politics / Re: Fayose To Fix Federal Government Road In Ekiti State (photos) by BusinessAnalyst: 9:25am On Nov 27, 2016
lekpaciouse:
I too like Fayose,the only Governor I have known that has ever challenge government,please let's support him,for this hard recession road no good again what a bad government,imagine a little boy was kill last week in lagos because stole garri,
Challenging the government with hatred and impunity? Tell me one good thing he has done since he got to power other than cutting 'ponmo' up and down. You open your mouth to say this government is bad then logically, GEJ's administration is the worst we ever had in Nigeria... Whoever that steal must be killed, no matter the status, age or affiliation. Get that right...you can decide where your loyalty lies, but in the interest of you and unborn generation; leaving hatred, politics and tribal differences apart, I would advise you retrace your steps. Shalome!
Politics / Re: Fayose To Fix Federal Government Road In Ekiti State (photos) by BusinessAnalyst: 9:14am On Nov 27, 2016
twentycent:
@ameachi1 am certain you are wrong with the criticism on Gov Fayose on this matter, we shouldn't say because his party had 16yrs of misrule and now being in the opposition shouldn't in the interest of his people initiate projects which normally is the FG's obligation and his approach is his own way of expressing it which is spot on. Hate him or love but I stand with him on this one as you would agree that we lack maintenance cuulture in this country so if this approach is going to awake that culture then so be it. Ayaf talk it as I see it.
Twentycent
Guy, Fayose is just a wailer. He can wail for all I care, he will surely be dealt with for his impunity. Why didn't his pay master fix the road when they had billions at their disposal? but he preferred to gallivant around with people's money to secure properties for his future. Is Ekiti the only state with bad road in Nigeria? let him continue to play politics with hatred, the end is near for him.
Politics / Re: Fayose To Fix Federal Government Road In Ekiti State (photos) by BusinessAnalyst: 8:47pm On Nov 26, 2016
Why didn't he tell Jonathan when his ATM was in power. They were busy sharing the dollars then hoping it would continue forever, only for God to rescue us from them. Now, he can talk about roads being abandoned? SMH! He's just being pained. His prison sentence is still doing press up. Nonsense!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Nairalander Has Been Selected For The N-power Program (pix) by BusinessAnalyst: 3:00pm On Nov 21, 2016
babajeje123:

Oga, can't you be civil in your expressions? You don't need to be insulting to make your point know. only people with shallow thinking creativity do that.
I wasn't insulting you my brother but just telling you to at least let us look beyond the 'BAU' scenarios of the past and for the first time give credits where it dues.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Nairalander Has Been Selected For The N-power Program (pix) by BusinessAnalyst: 2:04pm On Nov 21, 2016
babajeje123:

Your guesses about me may be right but inaccurate about being emotional about my comment and throwing aspersion on the government efforts. The truth of the matter is that this programme is not sustainable. Another government will come in and tell us they can further it. 'Teach for America' is an initiative of an NGO, not that of American government.
Hello, I think it's hightime you stopped this your flimsy and inappropriate conclusion. The issue about 'non sustainable' shouldn't be your headache at this early stage of the scheme but being the first time in the histrory of Nigeria that government would provide jobs for 200,000 unemployed graduates without any nepotism, calls for commendation and should be highly applauded. Let all put hatred and politics apart, for this they have done alone, I give them my regard.

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Business / Contact Us For Your Business Plans/proposals And Feasibility Studies by BusinessAnalyst: 1:25pm On Nov 20, 2016
For your Proposals: Business start-up, securing Bank Loan, Market Due Diligence and Financial Advisory services etc. please contact us at: ro.analyst@gmail.com Thank you

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