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A no lati gbadura gidi elese ni wa, Baba E dariji wa oo e maa ro t'ese mo wa Lara Baba, Baba , Baba Mo wole, Mo wole Gbadura!!!

what is Babcock when there is a BadCock

(Call from London)

- Hello, egbon se wa ok? Mo ri missed call yin.

- Mo wa jare. Mo kan ni ki n gbohun e naa ni.

- Eh hen. E o lo sibise ni? Se ko si?

- Mi o lo jare. Won fun gbogbo wa ni holiday ni Lagos state.

- Ha ha...eyin ti ya bere Easter niyen oga o. E sa ku igbadun.

- No o....kii se easter holiday o. President nbo ni.

- Holiday wipe President nbo?! President ilu wo?

- President Nigeria naa ni. O nbo l'Eko.

- Won wa fun yin ni Holiday?! Ha ha! Se aye si n se iru nkan beyen ni? Oga o. Mo hope wipe won o ni ki gbogbo yin wo white socks, ki e wa line up s'egbe titi pelu green white green flags ki e ma ju'wo si? E ya were gan n'ilu yin yen o!

- Se ati emi naa? O so wipe emi egbon e naa ya were abi?

- Egbon, ma pe yin lale. Enu'se ni mo wa bayi. O dabo. Happy president is coming holuday o!

(Call ends)

abiodunalasa:
If you had more books and you actually red them...

Lol
Read that over to primary school pupils and watch how hard they laugh.
You are definitely ignorant of your own ignorance.
I leave u to it sir

It's if u had...
She was right, very right.

Yoruba demons sef dey learn wia this guy dey

Oh what Joy I feel deep in my soul
For my sake God stooped so low
Crucified He died to save my soul
Now He lives forevermore

soath:
loose

*lose*

Akoba is when you meet your old classmate in Ikorodu hailing you as BADOO!!!

If to say all girls be like Dija, then no inspiration for Timaya niyen oo

Rejection is the Best Motivation!!!

Who is the Best person to Tell me the Value of A day...


Good day fellow nairalanders

An anonymous writer came up with the following lovely piece
-To realize the Value of One Year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam.
-To realize the value of One Month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
-To realize the value of One Week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
-To realize the value of One Hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
-To realize the value of One Minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, or plane.
-To realize the value of One Second: Ask a person who has survived an accident
-To realize the value of One Millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
The question is this??
- To realize the value of One Day: Who is in the best position to answer

Worrisome!

I was shocked to watch the live proceedings of the House of Representatives as covered by NTA2 and saw that the bill calling for the criminal aspects of Islamic Sharia law to be implemented in our legal system in Nigeria at the Federal and states passed the second reading today 27th Oct, 2016. I was even more shocked because even though there were many Christians in the House no one raised an objection! The Speaker of the House, Hon Yakubu Dogara, who presided over the proceedings said that what this meant was that it would now move to committee level where it will be discussed fully before the House would decide on it finally, but it is curious that not even one voice of dissent was aired against it! I waited till 9pm to hear what NTA Network news would report about it, but there was a blackout of reportage about it! Of course, other issues discussed and decided in the House today were reported but not this one! The bill to amend the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to make provision for the full implementation of Sharia Criminal law at the Federal and states legal system has passed the second reading in the House of Representatives and no one is telling Nigerians what is happening! For all we know, when a bill passes the second reading unchallenged in parliament it is almost as good as passed!
Long before the 2nd Republic, Muslim leaders in Nigeria have always agitated for the full implementation of Sharia in Nigeria. Nobody has forgotten the hot debates that took place in the Constituent Assembly of 1978 about the place of Sharia in the 1979 Constitution. Christian members kicked against the full implementation of full Sharia because non-Muslims would fall victim of this law. In the end, a compromise was reached that the Sharia Personal Law be allowed, not the criminal aspects. It was the same thing that happened in 1988 Constituent Assembly that produced the 1989 Constitution, which never took off. In fact, in the 1988 Constituent Assembly, General Ibrahim Babangida, then Nigeria’s self- styled military President, had to stop all debates relating to Sharia and other sensitive issues when he saw how inflammable the debates were becoming, and retained the status quo. The 1999 Constitution drew much from both the 1979 and 1989 Constitutions and retained Sharia Personal law. Now, Muslims, under PMB, have surreptitiously attempted to amend the Constitution to insert the full implementation of Sharia without carrying Nigerians along! Muslim leaders have always argued that Sharia law is meant for Muslims only. But Christians have always refused to buy the argument because in practice, non- Muslims have often been dragged before Sharia courts and have been adjudicated by a legal system repugnant to their faith. Several documented cases abound to prove this! Besides, Christians have always argued why the government that is supposed to be neutral to all religions should uphold the religious laws of one religion with public funds to the harm of the adherents of other faiths!

These are some of the issues that make some of us to take with a pinch of salt the claims that PMB means well for this country! Our job is to bring these issues to the fore to create awareness of what is happening. Whatever happens afterwards is beyond our power. It’s up to you all! Broadcast this information

Pls take all steps available to u to let this be known in higher hierarchy of the church, PFN & CAN. We must not be docile. Osita Ike

‘’Mamman Daura is a powerful member of President Buhari’s kitchen cabinet. In fact, he is considered by most as the de facto Vice President of Nigeria.
Most critical decisions – such as the choice of Ministers and other important appointments - have been credited to him. He even lives in Aso Rock.
Mamman Daura is President Buhari’s nephew. His father is the elder brother of Buhari.
Mamman Daura has a son. His name is Kabir Daura. He is President Buhari’s Personal Assistant.
Abba Kyari is the Chief of Staff to the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. He also happens to be the foster child of - Yes. You guessed it - Mamman Daura.
Then there is Hadi Sirika.
Hadi Sirika is the Minister of State for Aviation. He is the son of Buhari's elder sister.
Hadi Sirika has an elder sister – a niece of Buhari. Her name is Amina Zakari.
Amina Zakari was INEC acting Chairman last year.
Then there is Aisha Abubakar. She wasn’t even a member of the APC. But all that didn’t matter. But today, she is the Minister of State for Trade, Industry and Investment. Her mother is Buhari’s sister.
So, friends, there you have it. And, thanks for your time.
I guess we can all now go back to our various lives and continue pretending not to notice how our national affair has become one man's family affair."

Pls dude; can u shoot my video too? Need ur help and i will like to appreciate you

Shymex and rossikki..Una weldone ooo
At least I learnt one or two things from u guys..

I am Khan; I am not a Terrorist

Vital Lessons from Tee Billz V Tiwa Savage Marital Conundrum

1. If you make money in Nigeria from shows and music CDs bought by average Nigerians, don't take your wedding to Dubai where Nigerians can't come and eat Jollof. We also have a spirit head, 'Eleda' and it fights for us. You can't refuse people from reaping where they have sown without dire consequences.

2. The one who takes weed during courtship will take cocaine in marriage. The one who will be epileptic at night will begin with convulsion by day. He who smokes cigarette in public will smoke marijuana in private. Don't ignore the signs. Don't kill yourself.

3. What you won't take as a rich man or woman, don't condone it in poverty. You won't always be poor and desperate. Think.

4. Always separate business or career from pleasure. Making your undisciplined spouse your business manager always boomerangs. There is no heritage between father and son without a clearly defined delineation. Excessive familiarity is the harbinger of career contempt.

5. If you must cheat, cheat creatively. Why save a side chic's number on your mobile phone with a suggestive name like 'edible catering' when 'Voicemail', 'Customer care', 'Subomi spare part' will do the magic? If you cannot successfully cheat without being caught by so uncreatively saving a side chic's number as edible catering, how can you successfully blackmail your spouse on instagram without blaming hackers for it?

6. Don't wash your dirty linen on social media. Divorce is best achieved in the Law court, not on instagram.

7. There is no point trying to explain yourself to those who are genuinely committed to not understanding you. Those who matter won't mind and those who mind don't matter. Reacting to a scandalous allegation does not diminish it, rather; it propagates it to the hearing of those who didn't hear it in the first instance.

8. Whatever you permit to continue in your life and marriage will continue. Abuse, cheating, overlooking personal indiscipline and unpardonable ineptitude inclusive.

9. Money is the greatest fuel for igniting the destruction of longstanding friendship and relationships. Romance without finance is an annoying nuisance. Money gives honey to marriages. Communal feast is not sweet when a participating member of the feast is not a contributory member.

10. That you made someone is no license to recklessly milk them to death. The fowl which lays eggs also feels the pain of delivery. It takes a special kind of inferior archaic insecurity to perpetually reside in the past of little beginning and habitually revel in the pettiness of tokenism.

11. Real men do not kiss and tell or shag and brag. It is foolish to reveal your bitter past to an uncouth partner in the moment of passion, for he will reveal same to the public in the quest for hurtful vengeance in the infuriating fist of rage.

12. Those who really want to die by killing themselves, do not mouth it, or announce it, they just do. Suicide is a solitary termination of one's miserable existence at the expiration of hope, not an attention-seeking dramatic announcement of death threat with the hope of rescue at the glare of public exposure. Death is a serious sturvs, it's not a joking sturvs, be serious.

13. If a man cannot successfully manage his life, it is self-hatred to commit your life, love, emotion, career and business in his incapable hands. The one who open-eyedly marries such a mess is a brave risk-taker. Worse still, the one who happily marries a rejected marital left over should prepare for a shocking leg over after the emotional hang over!

14. When you settle down rather than marry up, be ready to be let down.

15. If a man cannot successfully plan and execute his own suicide, what more proof do you need to ascertain his specialty of failure in everything?

1. If you make money in Nigeria from shows and music CDs bought by average Nigerians, don't take your wedding to Dubai where Nigerians can't come and eat Jollof. We also have a spirit head, 'Eleda' and it fights for us. You can't refuse people from reaping where they have sown without dire consequences.

2. The one who takes weed during courtship will take cocaine in marriage. The one who will be epileptic at night will begin with convulsion by day. He who smokes cigarette in public will smoke marijuana in private. Don't ignore the signs. Don't kill yourself.

3. What you won't take as a rich man or woman, don't condone it in poverty. You won't always be poor and desperate. Think.

4. Always separate business or career from pleasure. Making your undisciplined spouse your business manager always boomerangs. There is no heritage between father and son without a clearly defined delineation. Excessive familiarity is the harbinger of career contempt.

5. If you must cheat, cheat creatively. Why save a side chic's number on your mobile phone with a suggestive name like 'edible catering' when 'Voicemail', 'Customer care', 'Subomi spare part' will do the magic? If you cannot successfully cheat without being caught by so uncreatively saving a side chic's number as edible catering, how can you successfully blackmail your spouse on instagram without blaming hackers for it?

6. Don't wash your dirty linen on social media. Divorce is best achieved in the Law court, not on instagram.

7. There is no point trying to explain yourself to those who are genuinely committed to not understanding you. Those who matter won't mind and those who mind don't matter. Reacting to a scandalous allegation does not diminish it, rather; it propagates it to the hearing of those who didn't hear it in the first instance.

8. Whatever you permit to continue in your life and marriage will continue. Abuse, cheating, overlooking personal indiscipline and unpardonable ineptitude inclusive.

9. Money is the greatest fuel for igniting the destruction of longstanding friendship and relationships. Romance without finance is an annoying nuisance. Money gives honey to marriages. Communal feast is not sweet when a participating member of the feast is not a contributory member.

10. That you made someone is no license to recklessly milk them to death. The fowl which lays eggs also feels the pain of delivery. It takes a special kind of inferior archaic insecurity to perpetually reside in the past of little beginning and habitually revel in the pettiness of tokenism.

11. Real men do not kiss and tell or shag and brag. It is foolish to reveal your bitter past to an uncouth partner in the moment of passion, for he will reveal same to the public in the quest for hurtful vengeance in the infuriating fist of rage.

12. Those who really want to die by killing themselves, do not mouth it, or announce it, they just do. Suicide is a solitary termination of one's miserable existence at the expiration of hope, not an attention-seeking dramatic announcement of death threat with the hope of rescue at the glare of public exposure. Death is a serious sturvs, it's not a joking sturvs, be serious.

13. If a man cannot successfully manage his life, it is self-hatred to commit your life, love, emotion, career and business in his incapable hands. The one who open-eyedly marries such a mess is a brave risk-taker. Worse still, the one who happily marries a rejected marital left over should prepare for a shocking leg over after the emotional hang over!

14. When you settle down rather than marry up, be ready to be let down.

15. If a man cannot successfully plan and execute his own suicide, what more proof do you need to ascertain his specialty of failure in everything?

Omo omotola ati Omotola

Racism is so real in this part of the world....we call it Tribalism.... I don't know how what she chooses to wear over there could be so important than what she has gone there to do....what if she wore hijab?
now looking at Bubu's pose behind her...Assuming Buhari was the one sitting and Osibanjo was standing behind him this way....he would have been termed a slave or something....

let's just hope for the best even as we pray unto God at this critical time...

There are two black birds
sitting on a wall
one named Peter
one named Paul
Grow Up Peter
Just like Paul

There are two black birds
sitting on a wall
one named Peter
one named Paul
Grow Up Peter
Just like Paul

There are two black birds
Sitting on a Board
One named Peter
One named Paul
Peter rants with tweet
Paul rants on street

Every miracle was a hit back to back, from 'being born by a virgin' to 'turning water into wine', feeding 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes'...
Melo melo la fe wi, Jesu ti take over!!!
Lucifer's children, if it is peace U want, come and collect it ooo

Funny enough how people always want God to talk to them when it comes to Marriage even when they never hear him speak to them on other life issues...

U remind me of an event that took place some years ago between A man and his very learned Driver...


Boss: Peter!!! Go get me my Nimozin


Driver: Sorry Sir ooo, but its called LIMOUSINE


Boss: Ehen!!! OK ooo.. You know the name but I own the Car... Stupid boi...

chiomzy25:
Am here looking for 150k to put a roof over my family head. Some people are buying shoe for 1m. God why is my story different? If only they could extend their blessing to others it will life a Bright foot print on the sand of time. Its well ohhhhh. I wish them well.

with dis kind footwear, e sure say dem go leave their footprint in the sand of time....
Golden Footprint sef..

AMERICAN POLICE STYLE : Allow the thief to catch you, then you catch the thief.
2. CHINA POLICE STYLE : Chase the thief until he becomes tired then you catch him.
3. ARAB POLICE STYLE : Kidnap the thief's wife and then threaten the thief to surrender.
4. INDIAN POLICE STYLE : Sing for the thief until he comes close to you, then catch them.
5. NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE : Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees that he's a thief.

AMERICAN POLICE STYLE : Allow the thief to catch you, then you catch the thief. 2. CHINA POLICE STYLE : Chase the thief until he becomes tired then you catch him. 3. ARAB POLICE STYLE : Kidnapp the thief's wife and then threaten the thief to sorrounder. 4. INDIAN POLICE STYLE : Sing for the thief until he comes close to you, then catch them. 5. NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE : Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees that he's a thief.