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Just dump everything you are using and switch to Palmers cocoa butter. I am fair and I use it, heard it makes people dark but being dark is the least of my problem. It's better than being ghoulish white and will restore your skin.

mubzay:
is it a one size for all depending on d body size or it varies?

It varies, but the first type in the beginning of the thread is highly elastic and can fit women between size 6-16.

Chillis:
Hi babe.
You just dey chop your money alone . Chop clean mouth. I just dey look you . Diaris....

Learning to chop from the money chopping madam herself . How are you and yours?

U

Jahblessme:
I would advice the lady to move on and forget you as this marriage will definitely turn into a nightmare for her in the not too distant future.
She is an excellent person from all you write and i'm sure will find a man deserving of her,who even though will want her a bit more polished won't view her failings in this as such a huge deal.

Nothing you do will polish her to the extent you want..being 'local' from birth really has no cure.She will clean up a lot but will never be posh posh,so this your exercise in changing her to suit your taste is a waste.

See all the changes you want her to implement just to suit you?How are you yourself?When you go out and see all them fly chicks who speak properly and know how to use a fish knife you'll start tormenting the poor woman.

You are also stating that she will have to meet your standard so you won't cheat.I wonder how she feels having to jump so many hoops for a mere man?Very depressed i presume but will be smiling through it all.It wont get better ,you will be frustrated because you will always be correcting her and for her she will get irritated at having you sniping at her feet every second.

Nothing wrong in what you want,i just question your wisdom in embarking on changing a person completely and then giving conditions ontop.Go for someone who meets your approval,who wont be suffering through walking on eggshells in the bid to please you.The poor girl will definitely have a massive chip on her shoulder by the time you are through with her.

This union is dead on arrival,i suggest she leaves you for her future sanity.Yes it will hurt,but it will be better for her in the long run.But will you both listen? NO. I'm expecting stories that touch soon.
Cheers!!

Thanks,you typed straight from my heart.

" I want her to be a nurse "really ? well you mentioned you are rearing her. Please look for a woman you won't have to rear like she is a farm animal. Compatibility here is 0 and that spells a life of frustration ahead.

That old man needs his own wife, I wonder how the girl ended up with a man that lives with his Papi.

tesslove:
where do u stay how can I contact u

08061328589 watsapp.

PresVA:
Lol.. I can never know except someone tells me.. is it weird?

I believe it's instinctive, if you see an exact replica, you will just know. If you can recognise your face in a picture, you certainly will know .

PresVA:
Not funny oo... can one really say how he/she looks?

I guess the people in question were able to know they looked alike because of their beards. .

Lol, you will know when you meet your replica. I once saw a cousin's wedding video and noticed instantly that I am her look alike, I never met her before.

EfemenaXY:
You try. I jump am pass.




What a description! I said that?

Are you sure it was me? If so, then I can only say I was drunk...blame it on the alcohol.

Hahaha, you didn't remember that? Chilis, cococandy, bukatyne, sophyrocks, one of them must remember. Is a thread about how women become unattractive with age and as usual you proved that men are even scarier to look when age sets in.

EfemenaXY:
You're conveniently forgetting that some side chicks can be vindictive. Especially those from a "firewood" background that have seen many 13 O'clocks.

Abeg, it's easier to let the man go. Why would a wife fight for someone who doesn't want her? Lack of self-respect? Either way, it's demeaning.

I take it that a madam that chose to fight already calculated the odds. Some of these men aren't ready to give up their wives despite being unfaithful.

Well, some of these wives knew the deal from day 1, they accepted to manage poo. I guess they should just chill and enjoy the show .

EfemenaXY:
Kirikiri in Naija? Yes na.

Holloway in the UK? Just as bad. Criminal record / Prison sentence ends many a career over here.

I think a criminal record is the beginning of a lucrative political career here . I have a proposal for you, come back . We re gonna knock off some teeth together and bam!! We are politicians, what say ya maam?


Efe please give me a link to that descriptive thread of yours about the tuft of hair that sprouts from elderly men's ears and nostrils . I need to catch up on the comics there. My body needs the ridiculous to see through my steamy kitchen.

Mindfulness:
In most cases he will. How many women will chop off the hand that feeds them? This is why ladies hate on the other woman so much, it is easier than hating the person who actually shitted on them.

Many of them will climax even better after all. Oga has market value, how exciting.


I am not talking about you now Byvan03.

Of course you are speaking on a general note .

EfemenaXY:
You mean hiring henchmen to "deal" with her? Two questions for you then:

~ What happens afterwards if Mistress A decides to exert her revenge on madame by hiring her own Agberos? This will quickly turn into a never ending circle of violence - not to mention the risks posed to the kids caught in the middle.

~ What happens to Oga in all this? Does he remain absolved of all guilt?

Oga and mistress will keep each other company in the nearest health care centre, they can't do much from there .


The more I conjure up these crazy scenarios, the more ridiculous they seem . I can almost imagine the so called oga and mistress side by side in a dingy general ward with broken "who knows what ", trying to whisper consolation through their POPs .

EfemenaXY:
Chei! I did not in so many words jare.

Violence isn't my forte. What if madam's blows to the mistress results in her death? What then? Is it BAU (Business As Usual) for madam?

You too dey fear prison, a few teeth out can't kill anyone .

Mindfulness:
In English grammar and in particular in casual English, generic you, impersonal you or indefinite you is the pronoun you in its use in referring to an unspecified person, as opposed to its use as the second person pronoun.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_you


I have no problem with you and it is not about us but about our opinions. No hard feelings please.

Ok

EfemenaXY:
Beev, the wife could be strong but the mistress could be stronger. What if the wife is an Ajebutter and the mistress an Ajekpako? Ajebors don't roll in the gutter with Ajekpakos na.

There are classier ways to get even. You just need to be patient, composed, and calculative.

Re: the jailing part, that's why I said it depends on where you're based. D'you know a home owner was up facing criminal charges over here for shooting an intruder in his house? Biko, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

The reason she doesn't have to break her nails if all that will please her is the mistress black eye, there is a way around everything you know.

EfemenaXY:
That would be the natural instinctive thing to do but not the best approach. How about quickly fishing out the smart phone from your handbag and filming them in their nnaked state, guilt written over their faces as they guiltily stumble around trying to pick up their discarded clothes from the floor?

That footage should stand up in a court of law as proof of the man's infidelity and an express ticket to divorcing his sorry arse - but more importantly, clearing him out of every penny.

Plan B is not very useful in Nigeria, the only penny you can claim is your own penny already in your account . So am speaking from what is workable given my geographical location at the moment. I think you voted for going natural via plan A, don't worry I voted on your behalf .

EfemenaXY:
Not sure what you're getting at here. D'you mean - why would the side chick blame the wife? I don't think she was and even if she was, her claims would be baseless jare. As long as she's never met not to mention, never spoken to madam, her opinion of her would be based purely on what the man's told her - and that as you know would be biased and certainly not objective.






She was called an iidiot by the man himself. Question is, why? Obviously because through her actions, she demonstrated that she isn't that smart. Come to think of it the wife's probably in on the man's game and has got her own plans in place to protect and secure hers and her kids' futures. For all we know, she's probably let the man know what he stands to lose if he chooses to up sticks with his mistress. What man, after having worked for over 23 years to build up his empire, would be willing to lose it all to someone like that @OP and start all over again from scratch?

Wifey's probably playing her cards smart, the man knows it, knows what he stands to loose, and is caught between a rock and a hard place. Little wonder why his Iroko hasn't stood upright for the side chick in six months.

Re: the bolded

Those were the days. Alcatraz et al...



I don't disagree with this but still have my reservations about getting physical with her. I guess it depends on where you're based. If in Naija where anything goes, then yes, wifey is within her rights to physically beat the living daylights out of her for tresspassing / directly going into the wife's home.

But if over here, let the law take action. Mistress A would certainly be facing charges for stalking, intent to harm, harrassment, etc.

Now this is super funny , surprisingly she was still sharp mouthed to respond to criticism. Now that the iroko can't stand, I think she has outlived her usefulness. She just couldn't see it, I have never seen a dumber post for help in my life.

Efe what if you jam that kind rat inside house ? Be honest will you be kind enough to open the door for her to walk away?


You sure sey u no go lock door carry pestle deliver her from the clutches of darkness wey dey worry her .

EfemenaXY:
Lol @ getting your Kobo!

See Beev, of course there's some sadistic pleasure to be derived from watching the other woman physically suffer, but with what risks attached? Wifey getting thrown in jail? And if that happens, then her cheating man and mistress have won, hands down. And who then gets to care for her kids? The side chick with an agenda of her own, and the unscrupulous, unrepentant man.

No, getting physical with either of them (hubby and girlfriend) is an emotional, knee-jerk reaction which won't do wifey any good. The better option is to play her cards right, and close to her chest. And the only way she can do this is to remain focused and calculative - i.e being logical. It's the only way to hit back at them where it hurts the most without getting her hands dirty. That way, (depending on how good her lawer is), she gets to keep the lion's share of their assets / properties and, she gets to keep her/their kids.

Why d'you think Hilary Clinton didn't divorce Bill Clinton, despite the media scandal? Where is she now? Is she not a mere breath away from securing the top job?

We ladies need to THINK!

Assuming wify didn't have the brain power to play this game but has the fist, will you try talking her out of it?please don't, Just call me to watch .

Jailing for beating up a mistress in Naija? We dismiss such as family matters in my beloved country .

edwife:
I don't know o

When a man takes his girlfriend for abortion,(the doctor,the girlfriend and the guy) know that it's a 50-50 chance that she might die.
The girl dies,the police should only arrest the guy and let the doctor get away because he is a stranger,he has no empathy for you,he has no business with you.

Yes, he should be free to abort another day, after all is Logic. He ain't responsible for nothing .

EfemenaXY:
Not necessarily. Don't get me wrong, I'm not absolving the girl on the side of all blame, but honestly, in a union, who are the people responsible for keeping the union sanctified? Does the man not owe it to his wife to be faithful and likewise, the wife to him too? Who then should mistress "A" be accountable to? The man? His wife?

Holding the girl to ransome is akin to saying you'll hold all his "bits on the side" to ransome. If the guy is a chronic womaniser, how many of his side-chicks will you go after na? 10? 50? 100? 300? At what point should the wife draw the line with her Valentino of a spouse?

I get what you're trying to say but personally, I just can't agree with it because it's just one step away from monitoring the ladies and that, is just one step away from confronting them.

Biko, the best thing to do is let the man know he's walking on a tight-rope. He either sticks with his wife or he gets the hell out. And while he's moving out, she should get herself a good lawyer and take her cheating spouse to the drycleaners and squeeze him of every Penny, Cent, or Kobo he's got.

That way, she gets something (hopefully everything) from the split. Then let's see if he'll be that keen to jump beds, or better still, if side chicks X, Y, Z will still "love" the broke man.

I totally agree with you, but I can't find it in my heart to blame a woman that successfully pummelled the poo out of a mistress. These girls have to be condemned for all they are worth because exonerating them only makes them more brazen. They are certainly not responsible to the woman, but if you view them as house rats who isn't responsible for its need to scavenge for food in people 's homes but gets smashed with a club regardless, you will errrhmmm....get my koko .

EfemenaXY:
My thoughts?

No. 4 I'll grudgingly do (yeah, no one's perfect) but No. 5? Certainly not! Why should I be the one praying for him to do the right thing? Is he a child? How can he claim to be a "man" + head of the home, but yet let his JT override his sense of reasoning?

@OP: abeg talk another one jare. See, that attitude of fast and pray for him...he's not doing it with his clear eyes....

Women should learn to be more assertive in relationships be it marriage / dating. Have borders that can't be crossed. Men do. So why can't women? Set standards for yourself, of what is acceptable, what is "manageable" and what is a definite no-no. Until then, many women would continue to suffer in silence.

This is the crux of the matter .

edwife:
This is the part i don't get.

Did you advise women to tear out mistresses weaves? I didnt oooo

EfemenaXY:


You don start again. Interesting argument. Lemme finish read it up first...

I don't even know how I got roped in when I have sworn to face my work . Hope you are doing great madam Efe.

The aforementioned big madam didn't know what she went at whispering palms to do with the chic. I also witnessed the opposite of what you have witnessed. In this case the madam beat the beautiful mistress blue and black and that was the end of her relationship with the man. The disgrace on the chic's parents part was terrible because the man she dated lives in her Street. Do I feel sorry for the girl, hell no! Will I go beating up girls? Hell no, but I can't judge any woman that chose that path. Of course her husband 's head was stitched by the nurse that operates a drug store around.

Not everyone is interested in hoping on karma to deal blows on their behalf. No one even mentioned that women should go fighting mistresses, you added your salt and pepper to spice it up.

Chillis:
The way you ask question to dissect a post. Are you EfemenaXY sister?
Efe come and see your sister.

Hello babe..

Mindfulness:
I am happy you said "own justice" because clearly what you consider just is not universal.
Just make sure that the other lady does not smash your head, just in case.

You keep using "you" and "your", don't lose sight of the aim of the dialogue. It has nothing to do with me. You complained of belligerence but you are the one exhibiting it here. What I have stated so far is my view on the matter, nothing personal.


You are the one that refuses to accept that nothing is universal,not me .

MusingsOfALady:
Scot free? So what should the wife do? Sue her? Arrest her?

Whatever she plans to do to the husband, maybe pray for her .

SAMBARRY:
my dear i want you to understand that if there's no buyer there won't sellers

If there is no seller, there won't be buyer either .

edwife:
Nothing more to say.

Match don start,i beg later babes.

OK dear